Star Trek Discovery: The Bryan Fuller TV reboot

It's funny how much she looks like a younger Angela Bassett who had been tipped to be in the series.

wasn't there a rumor they were doing an anthology series with a different timeframe/cast each season? hmm.

Well this is still taking forever. I will however happily back this:

https://tvline.com/2017/03/31/star-trek-discovery-rainn-wilson-harry-mudd-cbs-all-access/

lol I watched the original Mudd ep the other night w my daughter and the entire time I was distracted by the highly visible shaving line all around Carmel's neck.

Fucking hell it's tomorrow

I have concerns but I really *want* it to be good

I guess I hadn't been paying attention but, uh, you have to pay for some CBS streaming service to watch this beyond the first episode? Really? I hope everyone enjoys the first ST series to last exactly one season.

It's on Netflix in the UK and a bunch of other countries

A few reviews have slipped through the embargo and been decent

This should be worth a flyer just for more Michelle Yeoh.

I'm sorry, I misunderstood: CBS is only airing the first half of the two hour pilot on actual TV. Fun idea.

If they streamed it only on the CBS app but allowed digital purchases on amazon, itunes, etc. it'd make more sense. but, afaik, they are making it only available on the CBS app

so irritating, I'd shell out for the entire season purchase even if it trickles out a week at a time as per usual

i'll probably wait until next year and stream the whole season then. or find "other ways" that will appear soon, i'm sure

I just did the free CBS trial on my tv device, but I guess it doesn't air until tonight? boo

I guess I hadn't been paying attention but, uh, you have to pay for some CBS streaming service to watch this beyond the first episode? Really? I hope everyone enjoys the first ST series to last exactly one season.

― Señor Winces (Old Lunch)

yeah i mean i know game of thrones seems to do ok and all but i'm not sure why directly adopting a piracy-based business model is cbs's schtick here

anyway when the streaming service fails they'll probably just toss it to another streaming service. doesn't necessarily doom the show.

Phase II - proposed for Paramount Television Service, a fourth US network
Voyager (1995-2001), Enterprise (2001-2005) - designed to support UPN (1995-2006)

nice ship -- too bad they haven't invented probes yet and have to send their first officer into lethal radiation

this was fun but fuck CBS for making me watch a thousand NAVY SEALS promos and then asking for money to keep watching

points for having the main plot thread be about a black woman trying to tell everybody "no really, they're going to kill all of us" and being shouted down

cbs has consistently been tightassed with digital access to its programming since the tv-web boom, it's annoying

Enjoying this!

First question: how can I get one of those dope uniforms

We signed up for free trial - canceled after 2nd ep & got a month free so 4 more episodes

But seriously $6 for 1 original show and commercials is a joke. $10 if you want commercial free? Eat a dick

A few minutes in, it looks right at least. The ship and cinematography look like a Star Trek show (vs. the new movies).

New Klingons - ehhhhhhhh. The makeup is so heavy their faces barely move.

Huh.

The theme manages to have twelve different sections, goes a bit Mahler for some reason, not very catchy

Although I speak as someone who liked Faith of the Heart so ignore me

Only seen the first hour - I feel like I can semi-credibly guess which ideas/dialogue came from Fuller and what came from Kurtzman/Goldsman. Not bad but the character-backstory shit is hacky and painful.

Thought it was ok. Will keep watching.

But yeah, the theme tune is a mess

I liked the show!

At the beginning I was thinking "hmm, is this Star Trek enough?"

But, thinking back, the best shows start out with their own scope and integrate. Enterprise was slavishly devoted to tying into continuity while not fleshing out much history. More than anything I got the impression that someone (Fuller? looked like he was the writer w/Ortzman) had an understanding of what TNG and DS9 did well.

The previews make it look like it's going to be scientific discovery (hah!) in a time of war. Which is a clearer mission statement than we've gotten recently.

Yeah did enjoy that and thought there was going to be more, but I guess CBS is running it as a weekly show and selling it on elsewhere.

Gotta free up airtime for those Chuck Lorre productions and NCIS: Anchorage.

I know it's a Toronto production, so I hate to say this but most of the sets looked pretty lacklustre. Felt like they were adding the occasional lens flares out of sheer desperation to spice it up. And yeahhh, the guys playing Klingons can't even act in all that get up. Hopefully they will sort it out as it goes along.

I'm guessing the backgrounds in the Klingon ship were put there in post-production, because they were pretty ornate?

I thought the story was engaging & the character development pretty solid for a 2-ep premiere. I am so used to expecting exposition dumps for new shows but this played out like a mini movie, it was kinda thrilling tbh

I think the Michael character has been set up with good layers & i’m really interested to follow her journey now

Doug Jones was great & I loved Michelle Yeoh

Klingon makeup looks more like the movie Romulans but dont they always seem to screw around with their look iirc?

Mr Veg had some gripes about how it doesn’t look like it’s taking place before the original series but i wasnt too bothered by that myself

I was wondering if teh original Klingons were supposed to look like evil humans intentionally. Seem to be a bit Hispanic pirate update in the tv series or something don't they? Is that why they were made to look less human.

Latest look has shades of Tudor era doublet and hose and tunic look don't it?

klingons lose a bit of menace when they sound like they're trying to talk through a retainer.
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today ish a good day to die, you turdsh!

lol

should I watch this or is it going to be totally cancelled within a year

(I hated enterprise and found most of voyager boring as fuck)

it won't get "cancelled"... i'm sure first season's in the can
also, if they're really using this as a push for CBS All Access (I wonder how The Good Fight did) they'll probably keep it alive for that alone, regardless of ratings or quality. i mean look at Netflix's insane stable of shows, who knows how well any of these do or how much they cost to keep going with the verticality of it all

i can't even imagine picking up another subscription tv service, not for this. piracy it is.

The first hour was a disaster. tons of pilot-speak where characters explain things that should be obvious in their world. tons of phrases that they put in because they sounded cool despite not making sense -- how is a species both "prey" and "bred to sense death"? the michael actress ruins a bunch of her lines. i found michelle yeoh's accent distracting, but the rest of her performance was solid. filler with an optical scrambler that lets them do the "go back to old technology" bit, which has been done frequently in Star Trek but still sucks. crap CG during the space walk.

second hour does the "balance of terror" / enemy below thing. not the best use of it but it still works. lots of forced parallels that are more coincidental than meaningful. i was pleasantly surprised by the ending.

oh and i was distracted by trying to figure out where in the ST timelines this happens -- young Sarek + Klingons gone for a century = shortly before TOS, timeline still not split. i suppose ST fans will just look it up online.

Continuity-wise, Shran from Enterprise will be happy to see they've named a ship after him... it's certainly BEEN A LONG ROAAAAAAAAAAD

I thought this took place before Enterprise?

100 years after Enterprise, or thereabouts. About a decade before the original series.

Just read it said that it was supposed to be about 10 years before the Shatner series. But that might be open to debate.

They might run into, or at least hear about, the Enterprise commanded by Christopher Pike

oh I'm sure they will at some point if not this year then next year when the ratings start to flag. expect a time travel episode with someone from TNG at some point too to revive interest.

they've already got Sarek, what else do they need?

Khan's older stoner brother Chad.

This is clearly a “the only winning move is not to play” situation so I thank everyone for their service.

I decided to watch Balance of Power for the first time instead. It’s pretty good!

NED GODDAMMIT YOU WATCH THIS

I'm at least pleased I didnt pay a cent for this because woof.

I think I'll rewatch some more DS9 today to wash off the ick.

xpost Haha you can’t make me

>:(

first to watch everything but this yeah i see how you are COWARD RAGGETT

just checking this thread after seeing the chaotic trailer and man if a fun movie loses VegGrrl it has truly lost the war. such a forgiving movie fan!

oh well i will keep watching old Chopped episodes. or maybe season two of the night agent...

xpost I’m currently watching this terrible Godfrey Ho-adjacent film and I have no doubt it’s eight million times more entertaining than what you all suffered through

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CxQ_IGiXxBo-

ok that was really bad and annoying

So now we have a new answer for "what is the worst Star Trek movie ever?" I'm bummed because whatever we were collectively imagining as "Michelle Yeoh leads Star Fleet's CIA" is just so embarrassingly shitty. This is what Marvel folks put up with now? Jesus christ...

I've had very little desire to watch this based on the trailer. The fact that it's directed by the constantly-spinning-camera guy from Discovery doesn't help either. And I watched through all the TOS movies in the past two weeks, which puts me in even less of a mood for NuTrek...this thread seals the deal.

a) kacey rohl deserved better
b) her character, rachel garrett, who would ultimately captain the enterprise-c, deserved exponentially better than 'learning to appreciate chaos'
c) the dudes from 'let that be your last battlefield' were supposed to be both extremely powerful and also the last of their kind; why would you make one of them a maître d'?
d) ffs

This shit made Star Trek V look like Wrath of Khan.

Is it worth watching this at all?

Oh ugh the black/white guy. Was it really neccesary that he had to be like an extra from Drag Race or something?

I actually enjoyed how aggressively garbage this was -- there's a weirdly pro-military / anti-utopian segment of the trek fanbase that really loves the idea that the federation can't cope without a morally bankrupt black-ops service, and I'd argue this is truly the ultimate expression of that line of thinking.

And look, I'd be perfectly OK with that kind of storyline! They did that for a whole season of Babylon 5, as an example (Earth prez corrupt, sets up his own Orwellian propaganda arm, has blackshirts etc etc). They could have made a GREAT film about S31's methodology, problematic actions, struggles with/against the Federation.

but noooooooooooooo we had to have a ragtag team of fucking Guardians of the Galaxy twats punching people for 90 minutes.

The cool wars crime committing faction secretly propping up your woke commie utopia feels like a real War on Terror throwback.

Some folks look at DS9 and took all the wrong lessons from it (Section 31, Not losing a leg).

Thanks all for your service, I know not to bother with this. I've had enough of hate watching Trek.

And miss out on off-brand-borg-implanted jamie lee curtis as perhaps not the spymaster realpolitrekkies wanted, but definitely the one they deserved?

Rewatching this from the start again because my other half is a masochist or something, apaz.

Best lol so far, when Vance is trying to negotiate an armistice with the Emerald Chain but Osyrra is jerking him about and eating fruit and stalling, and he breezily says "that's made from our shit, you know".