sammichsammiesandiei literally saw "wiches" recently
― qualx, Tuesday, 24 January 2017 06:24 (seven years ago) link
dane cook's best bit was saying 'chicken sangwich'
― flappy bird, Tuesday, 24 January 2017 06:42 (seven years ago) link
sarnieˈsɑːniː/nounBritishinformalnoun: sarnie; plural noun: sarnies
a sandwich.
― Bongo Herbert (Ward Fowler), Tuesday, 24 January 2017 06:49 (seven years ago) link
hate that too
― illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, 24 January 2017 08:20 (seven years ago) link
butties for all
― ogmor, Tuesday, 24 January 2017 10:06 (seven years ago) link
http://www.bbc.co.uk/scotland/learning/what_can_you_learn_from_the_jeely_piece_song.shtml
― Eats like Elvis, shits like De Niro (Tom D.), Tuesday, 24 January 2017 10:32 (seven years ago) link
Which Wich is a franchise
http://www.whichwich.com
― Oh the pacmanity (Ye Mad Puffin), Tuesday, 24 January 2017 15:03 (seven years ago) link
woke
oh cool everyone else is asleep solid rhetorical base give yourself another congratulation en route to wherever the fuck youre headed hi five fuck off
― trilby mouth (darraghmac), Tuesday, 24 January 2017 23:59 (seven years ago) link
like i know its been done itt but ppl still using it so
― trilby mouth (darraghmac), Wednesday, 25 January 2017 00:01 (seven years ago) link
I thought people only used "woke" to make fun of people? Like "sjw" tends to be.
― Robert Adam Gilmour, Wednesday, 25 January 2017 00:20 (seven years ago) link
Like "sjw" tends to be.
how on earth did "you're nice to other people" became an insult
― Autumn Almanac, Wednesday, 25 January 2017 00:43 (seven years ago) link
*become
But the stereotype of an sjw is that they're not nice to lots of people. As far as I know the term originated in left wing places as an insult before the right wrapped their arms and legs around it.
― Robert Adam Gilmour, Wednesday, 25 January 2017 00:51 (seven years ago) link
ah okay
― Autumn Almanac, Wednesday, 25 January 2017 00:52 (seven years ago) link
regardless it seems a bit of reach as epithets go, just like most of the derisive labels the alt right thinks are offensive
― Autumn Almanac, Wednesday, 25 January 2017 00:53 (seven years ago) link
Answered:
What is 'Shitposting'
― flappy bird, Monday, January 16, 2017 11:52 AM
it's a metaphor
― a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Monday, January 16, 2017 11:53 AM
― a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Monday, January 23, 2017 2:06 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
http://i.imgur.com/4i0FW9o.jpg
― pplains, Wednesday, 25 January 2017 01:45 (seven years ago) link
Referring to an attractive woman as a "smoke show".
I guess it would probably grate on me to see a man described that way too, but that has yet to happen.
― JRN, Tuesday, 31 January 2017 22:57 (seven years ago) link
what are the best ways to tell someone a particular person is sexy. is "sexy" the best? i see "hot," and "gorgeous" pretty frequently. "knockout" less often and i don't think i've ever heard someone irl use "sex bomb" or "bombshell" which urbandictionary def for "smoke show" #4 compare the idiom to. as far as these things go i kinda like "smoke show" which i also don't think i've ever heard before bc it seems maybe suggestive of something noirish - like maybe the way sam spade would describe an untrustworthy dame to the reader.
― Mordy, Tuesday, 31 January 2017 23:12 (seven years ago) link
A word used to describe a sereously hot girl (must not be overused and abused on medeocarly hot woman!)
― Number None, Tuesday, 31 January 2017 23:18 (seven years ago) link
2154 posts and nobody's put forward "butthurt"
I felt slightly disgusted with myself for even typing it just now.
― Camaraderie at Arms Length, Tuesday, 31 January 2017 23:27 (seven years ago) link
yeesh
― Flamenco Drop (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 31 January 2017 23:33 (seven years ago) link
what are the best ways to tell someone a particular person is sexy. is "sexy" the best? i see "hot," and "gorgeous" pretty frequently.
"Fuck me, handsome."
― The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 31 January 2017 23:48 (seven years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1AusdlWwuz0
― Eats like Elvis, shits like De Niro (Tom D.), Tuesday, 31 January 2017 23:57 (seven years ago) link
we have whole threads on butthurt tbf
― Mother Teresa May I (darraghmac), Wednesday, 1 February 2017 00:30 (seven years ago) link
Names of farts by their sensation doesnt dmac
― F♯ A♯ (∞), Wednesday, 1 February 2017 00:52 (seven years ago) link
Count*
'butthurt' feels like a homophobic slur, even if it isn't. 'bag of dicks' and 'cockfarmer' are fun to dispense because i can't see anything homophobic about carrying dicks in a bag and/or planting them in a field.
― Autumn Almanac, Wednesday, 1 February 2017 00:57 (seven years ago) link
guys
i know youve had a tough few months but listen
you have got to, really got to, stop saying leader of the free world
you have to. it was kinda shit before but it doesn't even wash as ironic now.
― Mother Teresa May I (darraghmac), Wednesday, 1 February 2017 21:41 (seven years ago) link
"total babe" works for any gender imo
― marcos, Wednesday, 1 February 2017 21:49 (seven years ago) link
best not to mention it at all imo but if you must
― weird woman in a bar (La Lechera), Wednesday, 1 February 2017 21:55 (seven years ago) link
"lovely" a la fr ted
― Mother Teresa May I (darraghmac), Wednesday, 1 February 2017 21:56 (seven years ago) link
xp i almost included a sarcastic disclaimer that commenting or even thinking about anyone's attractiveness is objectifying and should never be done but i thought it was too on the nose oops
― Mordy, Wednesday, 1 February 2017 22:32 (seven years ago) link
idk, everyone's thoughts are their ownit's the words that bring the thoughts into the open that might get you into trouble/chafe
― weird woman in a bar (La Lechera), Wednesday, 1 February 2017 23:13 (seven years ago) link
I just walk up to people and hold my nose and go "...damn"
― Neanderthal, Thursday, 2 February 2017 00:18 (seven years ago) link
Always thought it odd when people describe other people as a "brick shithouse" when complimenting their body. I think it's American but I'm not sure. It seems to have been around for decades. It just sounds awful.
When Christina Aguilera was on a Scottish MTV thing she said someone complimented her as a "radge wee midden". Never heard "midden" as a compliment before because it's a pile for farm animal shit.
― Robert Adam Gilmour, Thursday, 2 February 2017 00:31 (seven years ago) link
shithouse id have put as british isles m8
you didnt manage to connect scotch midden pronunciation to maiden?
srsly?
― Mother Teresa May I (darraghmac), Thursday, 2 February 2017 00:37 (seven years ago) link
ya i said scotch
i've never heard the term "brick shithouse" before tho obv "brick house" don't know why ppl thought it was missing the word "shit" in the idiom
― Mordy, Thursday, 2 February 2017 00:42 (seven years ago) link
shithouse is smaller
building a shithouse out of brick means that you get a particularly solid structure as opposed to building a house from brick which is quite the norm and therefore pointless as a comment on someones extraordinary build.
anything ele?
― Mother Teresa May I (darraghmac), Thursday, 2 February 2017 00:45 (seven years ago) link
feel like if u build a shithouse out of brick that suggests you're using the shit as a replacement for mortar or maybe even the concrete foundation and obv this is a terrible terrible idea
― Mordy, Thursday, 2 February 2017 00:48 (seven years ago) link
Midden=maiden doesn't sound right and I can't imagine anyone using it. Can't find anything from a search of the two.
― Robert Adam Gilmour, Thursday, 2 February 2017 00:50 (seven years ago) link
yeah but you are accepting xtinas recollection, attempt at recreation and transcribing of a word a scotch person, yes scotch, said to her a while back cmon
mordy i already explained to u the shithouse its clear that you would be deliberately trying to misunderstand were you to follow the tiresome path to the assumption of actual bricks of shit.
― Mother Teresa May I (darraghmac), Thursday, 2 February 2017 00:55 (seven years ago) link
Radge wee maiden? I dunno. The guy might just be calling her dirty (which was a listed usage of midden), like the song she did.
Don't know why some people are bothered by "scotch".
Shithouse still sounds like a terrible compliment.
― Robert Adam Gilmour, Thursday, 2 February 2017 01:01 (seven years ago) link
http://www.straightdope.com/columns/read/2458/how-did-the-phrase-built-like-a-brick-shithouse-get-to-be-a-compliment
― Neanderthal, Thursday, 2 February 2017 01:04 (seven years ago) link
She's a brick shithouse,
She's midden, midden...
― pplains, Thursday, 2 February 2017 01:16 (seven years ago) link
Thanks Neanderthal.
― Robert Adam Gilmour, Thursday, 2 February 2017 01:22 (seven years ago) link
from the right angle she kinda does look like a shat house tho
also highly contextual but you dont tell a woman shes sexy, you do it with your look while saying hi or well well well and do the thing with yer eyes
― F♯ A♯ (∞), Thursday, 2 February 2017 02:14 (seven years ago) link
context dependent probs a better way to put it
― F♯ A♯ (∞), Thursday, 2 February 2017 02:16 (seven years ago) link
please note the original question:
"what are the best ways to tell someone a particular person is sexy."
not what is the best way to tell someone that THEY are sexy
― Mordy, Thursday, 2 February 2017 03:14 (seven years ago) link
WTF I have never heard "built like a brick shithouse" used as a compliment to a woman!? Its always been a comment for a man who is really solid/cut.
― Stoop Crone (Trayce), Thursday, 2 February 2017 03:17 (seven years ago) link