Tuna fish sandwiches: C/D

red onion and black pepper with this or gtfo

how could anyone suggest adding [ingredient] to my delicious fish gloop? The very idea!

i never

"Next you'll be adding bread!"

Well I mean if someone is gonna be all "you know what is wonderful in a tuna sandwich is A BUNCH OF RAT TURDS" I think we can safely draw a line there

Chicken salad > egg salad > coffee grounds and broken glass on a cabbage leaf > tuna fish

well wait a minute

which brand of coffee

tuna and jello (courtesy betty crocker)

http://i77.photobucket.com/albums/j71/lisaherring/DSC02730.jpg

DUD!

Vitello tonnato, on the other hand!

XPs
by "salad" you mean "mixed with mayonnaise", right?

ile food threads continuing to confirm that this site is populated by lunatics, aliens, and the british.

tuna is classic but the fresher the better

tuna sammies are just okay though

mark, no

reading the word, much less looking at a picture of it, makes me ill

never looking in this thread again

canned tuna fish is the most disgusting food i can think of, i can't even read this thread bc i'll get grossed out

j. forced my hand

canned tuna fish is the most disgusting food i can think of, i can't even read this thread bc i'll get grossed out

― na (NA), Wednesday, February 15, 2017

^^^ my man

don't make me put pictures of the canned whole chicken on this thread

sardines and bonito flakes are also classic btw

i love when i put bonito flakes on top of my pasta and they move as if they were alive

memories of having to sit at the dining room table for an hour after dinner bc i refused to eat tuna fish casserole

cyboes. huh.

https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/df/d3/17/dfd31744c9597586944a56dd899c6807.jpg

presto

for the record, that is not a tuna sandwich (unless maybe you are Paula Deen, and even then it's missing powdered sugar)

That's not far from the creamed tuna on toast we used to have when I was a kid. xxp

those fuckin olives staring at me, fuck that shit

the tfs can often be pitiful, can never be transcendent. that is all there really is to say on the matter

old better homes and gardens cookbooks from the 50s and 60s are a treasure trove of pictures every bit as horrifying as that one

o man tuna fish casserole

might be nostalgia tho

gotta get the cheese right i guess

those fuckin olives staring at me, fuck that shit

― the Rain Man of nationalism. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 15 February 2017 22:38 Bookmark

"kill...me...."

hey guys check it out I put some cat food on some bread

i don't think i've ever seen alfred this worked up

http://revelwallpapers.net/d/3748754F6B336A4F79385374693657426F327563734C793433374A2D6D773D3D/cat-food-bacon-mustard-meat-bread.jpg

tuna fish sandwiches are horrible creations, but i fully expect to develop a taste for them when i properly transform into an old jew

i don't think i've ever seen alfred this worked up

― mookieproof, Wednesday, February 15, 2017 5:44 PM

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hung out talkin' tuna fish with some internet geeks

tuna fish sandwiches are horrible creations, but i fully expect to develop a taste for them when i properly transform into an old jew

Every time I go to this one place to get falafel wraps, there's a guy either in front of me or behind me in line, asking for a giant ice cream scoop of tuna fish to be slapped on top of a plate of pasta. It's enough to ruin your whole weekend.

I probably wouldn't frequent a falafel place that offered that as an option

The world's most generic food site probably has some entertainment along these lines

http://www.food.com/

Some more beauties: Completely disgusting foods our parents ate

xxxp

theres a japanese dish called ワフパスタ (wafu pasta/chinese pasta) and you fry tuna with some soy sauce and put it on top of noodles with green onions and bonito/mackerel flakes

yum

I prefer pink salmon in sandwiches but tuna, mayo, fine diced onion and a load of dill is xcelent. Sweetcorn in there's good too, if a baguette shop happens to add it in.

Tuna fish sandwiches are delicious. They don't need much else, but crunchy iceberg lettuce is a nice addition. I am also partial to tuna melts.

My only qualms with tuna melts is that hot tuna and mayo can be a bit icky

dud

I'm ambivalent about tuna, but I feel the need to point out that Laura Nyro was the ultimate tuna fish sandwich connoisseur:

"Laura didn't really cook," explains Geffen. "Tuna Fish--you opened a can and put mayonnaise in it." Tuna fish had also been Gilda Nigro's specialty, so perhaps her daughter had a genetic predispotion. When it came time to name Nyro's publishing company, Bomser sauys it was he who suggested the name Tuna Fish Music. "She loved the idea," he says. "I mean, that's the only thing she knew how to make."

"I wouldn't call it anything else," Nyro said of her company's name. As for the tuna itself, she insisted it be Bumble Bee brand, white meat, with Hellman's mayonnaise, a teaspoon of cream cheese, some diced red onion, and a pinch of lemon pepper. From there, she said, you could branch out.

https://books.google.com/books?id=48TVCwAAQBAJ&pg=PT77&lpg=PT77&dq=%22laura+nyro%22+%22tuna%22+%22bumble%22&source=bl&ots=KtLyzKiSHI&sig=CogNx6T3bcIbBno9OixCuH3uYBE&hl=en&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwjB-_jnxpPSAhXkqVQKHRGWBWoQ6AEIIzAB#v=onepage&q=tuna%20fish&f=false

At the moment, I am working at a Subway inside of a Walmart.

I had a customer come in one day and everything started out smoothly. This lady had been coming in for quite some time, so I kind of recognized her. She’s your typical Walmart customer. Overweight, looking like trailer trash and riding (as we call them in our store) a fat cart. She orders a footlong tuna sandwich and wants us to put all the veggies on it. So, like I said, everything was going smooth until after the veggies were placed on the sandwich. That’s when she said to me, “This may be a strange request.” At this point, I’m thinking that I’ve heard many a people say that, and it’s never really that strange. So, I ask her what she wants and she proceeded to ask me to put 4 white macadamia nut cookies on her tuna sandwich. I think I gave her a really disgusted look, but I’m not sure. I obliged and placed the cookies on her sandwich, but she wasn’t done yet. She then asked me to cover the cookies with vinegar until they were soggy and ready to fall apart. Then to top it off, she made me double up on the mayo over the soggy cookies. At this point, I felt like I wanted to puke all over her sandwich. I think I may have a little into the back of my throat.

This lady is now a regular customer and she gets this same thing every single day.

that's some futuristic food lab genius for sure

It's wtf to me that someone would go to that trouble for a snack.

poaching a tuna steak in olive oil to make sandwich mix for a cracker is the crowning triumph of this thread

"Deliver us from evil..."

this shit smells so bad. in their own little category of sandwiches that are gross even for people who aren't eating them.

undetailed but strong sense memories of hating unfamiliar colleagues across the break room for inflicting this

What I find strange is theres plenty of other seafood that pongs way more than tuna but people seem to only ever complain about tuna being smelly.

Mackerel sandwiches aren't very common (or people cracking open a can of it at their desk).

Hardboiled eggs are another example and people do eat them at their desk and of course in the lunchroom

I love em tho

Tinned tuna is fine if you eat it soon. There are more things that smell bad that people eat. Ever since i moved to LA i find there is a lot more stinky food here that wasn't smelly where i moved from. Might be because LA is warmer and people don't keep foods at the right temperature, but it has made me more cautious of where I'm getting it from -- deli meat, beef and pork for example

I don't think of tuna as being a fishysmelly fish. I've had more offensive fish lunches at work. I had leftover fish curry once. I should have been sacked.

tuna smells gross - the smell of other fish is just a more pure fishy smell - tuna has a sort of dampness to the smell.

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dud, has mayo

There are Italian-style tuna salad sandwiches that don't have mayo. Usually lemon juice, capers, olive oil, a bit of mustard.

Which nationality is responsible for the mayo-inclusive sandwich?

some of these look SO good to me, esp the pan bagnat
http://www.foodandwine.com/blogs/7-ways-make-better-tuna-sandwich

Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.

Eat it, dud-ers!

And by "it" I mean a delicious tuna fish sandwich.

Sanity prevails.

every day is like survival

don't worry dud voters, we classic voters will not require you to partake of even the tiniest morsel of a tuna sandwich against your wishes, with or without mayonaisse. we are a liberal bunch by and large and peaceable, if not overly provoked.

More for you!

tunafish is good for survival