Yeah I dont mind people sitting beside me and sharing a silent lunch munch and occasional mumble, but its the way he sort of sits there and does and says nothing. It was unsettling.
― Stoop Crone (Trayce), Wednesday, 29 March 2017 02:45 (seven years ago) link
Not in any "I am an axe murderer" way fwiw - more in a "i'm a lost puppydog and you are a lady type person who is nice" way. I AM TOOOOO OLD FOR THIS.
― Stoop Crone (Trayce), Wednesday, 29 March 2017 02:46 (seven years ago) link
enh i can't be bothered to bring the system down tbh
This is known as the "reverse Bartleby"
― Moodles, Thursday, 30 March 2017 05:56 (seven years ago) link
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C8HzUhyUAAAMcR0.jpg
not a coworker but just saw this on twitter from someone in my industry: "Sketch of my question about cultural friction between agile design teams and larger organisation they're working in"
great sketch, really says more than words ever could. maybe go see a doctor about that swollen bump.
― Bein' Sean Bean (LocalGarda), Thursday, 30 March 2017 12:37 (seven years ago) link
admittedly it's been a while since biology class but i think that might be a diagram of a cow's digestive system
either way it's bullshit
― tony orlandoni, cheese engineer (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 30 March 2017 12:47 (seven years ago) link
i assume it's meant to be something like that, yeah. it's just more like "here's a sketch of how myopic and solipsistic my way of working is"
― Bein' Sean Bean (LocalGarda), Thursday, 30 March 2017 12:56 (seven years ago) link
pretty much
pitching agile as groundbreaking in 2017 is kind of something, even if it's an evolutionary methodology in theory
― a landlocked exclave (mh 😏), Thursday, 30 March 2017 14:28 (seven years ago) link
it's a p shocking thing within government, like to government people. but i swear my feed sometimes is just full of people stating the total fucking obvious, because they're trying to impose sense on the madness of government. like "USE WORDS WHICH USERS UNDERSTAND!" and it's been retweeted 100 times solely by people who work in government or saw the speech or whatever. i appreciate the need to sell a political message but the absolute storm of truisms or incredibly obvious safe statements worded as if they're some sage advice does wear me down a bit, and the sense that those posting them feel like they are some kind of tech guru or whatever cos they go to a conference that has a hashtag.
― Bein' Sean Bean (LocalGarda), Thursday, 30 March 2017 14:34 (seven years ago) link
we have to put in place a very non-standard process for our current project. I'm not responsible for it, but it does directly affect us.
so the group responsible for developing the process, who has handled all of the communication around it and scheduled all of the preliminary meetings finally schedules one to show us what they've done thus far. Despite knowing about this since DECEMBER, they've barely even started. In 4 months all they managed was a very rough sketch with a ton of variables. When they asked for potential resources who might be able to help consult back in Dec, I gave them specific names of three or four people. Yesterday they told me they contacted precisely zero of them.
Oi.
― Neanderthal, Thursday, 30 March 2017 15:13 (seven years ago) link
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CTrGnZGUsAAeya3.png
― Stoop Crone (Trayce), Thursday, 30 March 2017 22:51 (seven years ago) link
Lol <3
― Yoni Loves Chocha (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 30 March 2017 23:06 (seven years ago) link
I remember that diagram lg i think its the opening scene of look who's talking
― virginity simple (darraghmac), Thursday, 30 March 2017 23:06 (seven years ago) link
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CS_0_JhWIAAopng.jpg
― illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Thursday, 30 March 2017 23:34 (seven years ago) link
lolz - i know the "point" of the picture is meant to be "let us inject more agile deep into this big organisational cow's stomach" but having been at the pub with a friend we confirmed it looks like "sir i'm afraid you have an agile way of working tumour extremely close to the testicle - we hope we can get rid of it all first go but we can't promise anything"
― Bein' Sean Bean (LocalGarda), Thursday, 30 March 2017 23:38 (seven years ago) link
Trayce you had me look that pic up and see it's tied to a television show. is Black Books worthwhile?
― Neanderthal, Friday, 31 March 2017 03:26 (seven years ago) link
Hells yes.
― Stoop Crone (Trayce), Friday, 31 March 2017 05:34 (seven years ago) link
Its about a cantankerous drunk who runs a bookshop in London. It is hilarious.
― Stoop Crone (Trayce), Friday, 31 March 2017 05:35 (seven years ago) link
Cosign. It's the best
― Yoni Loves Chocha (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 31 March 2017 05:39 (seven years ago) link
It's rubbish
― virginity simple (darraghmac), Friday, 31 March 2017 06:41 (seven years ago) link
YOURE rubbish
― Stoop Crone (Trayce), Friday, 31 March 2017 08:18 (seven years ago) link
(It's endlessly repeated on London Live if that helps.)
― koogs, Friday, 31 March 2017 08:45 (seven years ago) link
nothing on london live helps with anything
― tony orlandoni, cheese engineer (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 31 March 2017 08:53 (seven years ago) link
YES THANK YOU
― illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Friday, 31 March 2017 08:54 (seven years ago) link
er sorry wrong thread
but maybe not
― illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Friday, 31 March 2017 08:56 (seven years ago) link
co-worker: shooter in the conference roomILXor: yeah, I'd like to suck on some of that!co-worker: o_O
<ILXor goes to conference room, sees men with automatic rifles gunning down their co-workers, not a screening of the 2007 mark wahlberg vehicle shooter>
ILXor: Noooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!
― tony orlandoni, cheese engineer (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 31 March 2017 08:59 (seven years ago) link
this week I have learned through work that there is nothing worse than taking a new position with a different team and discovering that every single person around you is a fucking idiot. Whether it is down to excessive neurotic behaviour, unpredictable mood swings, body odour problems or simply being too lazy to do anything effective, all of the people around me are making me want to explode with frustration.
― boxedjoy, Friday, 31 March 2017 09:07 (seven years ago) link
pls refer to tracer's 'conference room technique' diagram for a possible solution to yr problems
― tony orlandoni, cheese engineer (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 31 March 2017 09:11 (seven years ago) link
stay gold xp
― attention vampire (MatthewK), Friday, 31 March 2017 11:55 (seven years ago) link
just told my boss I want out of my dept after it became clear yesterday that we're in for another year of BS.
i'm sure this follow-up convo will be fun.
― Neanderthal, Thursday, 20 April 2017 19:47 (seven years ago) link
lmao my boss approved my vacation time weeks ago and when today i was like "ok, see you later next week" he was like "wh-uh, you're.. coming in Monday, right?" and I was like "No, I'm on vacation until Thursday, you approved it weeks ago" and he was like "um--oh? uh..." adn it took him another several seconds to remember
if only there were, like, calendars built in to email programs
― Fluffy Saint-Bernard (Stevie D(eux)), Saturday, 22 April 2017 04:12 (seven years ago) link
it's kind of amusing that the same people who needlessly created a ton of extra work for us this week due to overreacting to something very minute also want to pull us into a fuck ton of unnecessary meetings that stop us from getting said extra work done.
― Neanderthal, Saturday, 22 April 2017 04:35 (seven years ago) link
that kind of predictably stupid "learning curve" in bossfolks is why I'm going to try to start monday off with an informal interview about a transfer
― El Tomboto, Saturday, 22 April 2017 04:46 (seven years ago) link
one of my clients was so needlessly rude and snide in our presentation last week that I had an stress-induced rage meltdown and ceased to get anything done for the remainder of that day and the first half of the next until I finally cooled down. this morning, I got told her boss (who was on the call) apparently thought the same thing and gave her feedback about being more professional.
12 years here, that is the first time I've seen something like that happen. pleasant surprise.
― Neanderthal, Monday, 24 April 2017 21:51 (seven years ago) link
so, the vaguely creepy new coworker i mentioned up thread? i found out last night at work drinks from his team leader that this guy asked out our boss. like, our department head. he called her a "greek goddess" apparently.
I no longer feel bad about being impolite to him. this guy clearly has no sense of boundaries or propriety. i give his hired ass a month before he gets the boot.
― Stoop Crone (Trayce), Tuesday, 25 April 2017 08:04 (seven years ago) link
HR is gonna LOVE him
― Neanderthal, Tuesday, 25 April 2017 12:03 (seven years ago) link
please tell me he called her that to her face
― a landlocked exclave (mh), Tuesday, 25 April 2017 13:54 (seven years ago) link
"I appreciate the compliment, but the question I asked was 'Can I get by, you're blocking the door to the Ladies room'"
― Neanderthal, Tuesday, 25 April 2017 15:56 (seven years ago) link
yes he did say it to her face!!! apparently. she was too flustered to know what to do i suspect
― Stoop Crone (Trayce), Tuesday, 25 April 2017 22:10 (seven years ago) link
true office legend
― a landlocked exclave (mh), Tuesday, 25 April 2017 22:25 (seven years ago) link
I suspect the guy may possibly be on the spectrum tbh, his social awareness clues are just really off (he laughs at people when being corrected in training for eg).
― Stoop Crone (Trayce), Tuesday, 25 April 2017 23:05 (seven years ago) link
BTW before anyone gathers an image in their head of a spotty neckbeard, the guy is a early 20something nerdy quiet South Asian kid.
― Stoop Crone (Trayce), Tuesday, 25 April 2017 23:06 (seven years ago) link
hmm yeah that does sound like he might be.
― Charles "Butt" Stanton (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 25 April 2017 23:27 (seven years ago) link
when will upper management ever realize the following things:
1) you have no clue about what we do2) every time you stick your hand in, you screw it up royally3) then you ask us why it went wrong
― Charles "Butt" Stanton (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 25 April 2017 23:29 (seven years ago) link
never ceases to amaze me when people don't realize that you don't need a meeting to read a document to me, and that you can't request 50 stupid last minute deliverables and schedule me for 8 hours of mandatory meetings.
on the plus side, I wrote a resume for the first time in 12 years and have started applying elsewhere. question - do employers scour Monster.com and even if they do, what negative could actually come of it? I've already told my boss I am thinking of leaving - me going would leave a pretty big hole in the new dept right after reorganization so I have some leverage.
― Charles "Butt" Stanton (Neanderthal), Friday, 28 April 2017 01:12 (seven years ago) link
Aforementioned work creepyguy apparently just went into the tea-room and threw a tantrum. I didnt see it, but it *sounded* like he was kicking seven shades of shit out of a box or garbage bin.
Quietly glad guns are banned in this country just sayin.
― Stoop Crone (Trayce), Friday, 28 April 2017 01:22 (seven years ago) link
what exactly is his *job*
― Charles "Butt" Stanton (Neanderthal), Friday, 28 April 2017 01:26 (seven years ago) link
Just an accounts customer service person!
― Stoop Crone (Trayce), Friday, 28 April 2017 01:31 (seven years ago) link
I think he's taking badly to being trained? He wont listen. He gets defensive when he's scolded/corrected.
How people like this get hired I have no effing idea.
they had me interview candidates for about 2-3 years and I will say some people are really good at masking their faults in the interview process.
Two people got fired in my hire class 12 years ago literally the week we got out of training - one for lying on his application that he'd never worked there before (the idiot didn't realize his name was in the directory twice, which made THAT easy to suss out), and the other for yelling loudly at another co-worker "WE'D HAVE BEEN ABLE TO GO HOME ALREADY IF YOU WEREN'T SO INTERESTED IN SHOWING THE TRAINER YOUR TITTIES"
― Charles "Butt" Stanton (Neanderthal), Friday, 28 April 2017 01:36 (seven years ago) link