worst sounding sushi roll at guy fieri's southern bbq & california style sushi restaurant tex wasabi's

Kinda sad an astronaut is less creative than our man Fieri. He must be really good at flying his space buggy.

T'fuck is a dabbing. Some kind of ridic dance, clearly.

https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/cc/6f/f9/cc6ff959a2f77fe2d522d88db3edae41.jpg

The great lie REVEALED

Guy Fieri admits that Donkey Sauce is just aioli https://t.co/IFZNCHJ4wh pic.twitter.com/VQzBt1PGiZ

— Eater (@Eater) June 27, 2017

BOURDAIN: Food is a dance. An unending ballet of the senses.
FIERI: i'm gonna cram this cheese sandwich with my dick pic.twitter.com/WgMooa4ECb

— Ethan Booker (@Ethan_Booker) May 5, 2015

FIERI: i'm gonna cram this cheese sandwich with my dick

and call it a sushi roll

I spat my drink out when I saw this pic.twitter.com/c211jo8RP8

— Dylan (@DylansFreshTake) July 2, 2017

bourdain's expression in that pic shakey posted is haunting

I dropped by the local bbq place for lunch and had to hide in the corner because they were shooting b-roll for some Man vs Food thing :/

guilty confession: i've ended up watching way more triple D than either of bourdain's show tbh

bourdain is a priss, lacks guy's joie de vivre

Triple D is one of my fav mindless shows tbf.

tbh I like Bourdain's shows for the camerawork and locations and less for the human interaction

it's kind of a reverse "heart of darkness"/colonial travelogue thing where Bourdain goes to a different locale every week and then mumbles to the camera, "truly, I am the savage here"

after seeing footage of Guy at the Hot Boys concert I've decided I love him

Apologies in advance . . .

http://cdn-image.foodandwine.com/sites/default/files/styles/rd_fwrd_blog_main_image/public/guy-fieri-bathing-suit-ft-blog0717.jpg?itok=KBV7Q514

guy-fieri-bathing-suit

nope

it's worse than you imagine it is, believe me

the only thing that would make that worse is if the image of guy on the swimsuit was from the infamous gif of him lapping from a bottle of san pelligrino like a thirsty bulldog

https://youtu.be/cF4JRyMelfI

oh god

this is good and pulls back the curtain a bit

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=trRc1_CATfo

nice, thanks for posting

so ilx is taking this guy seriously now

eh why not

Weak

Guy Fieri is Good Now is what I'm hearing online

Guy Fieri's stock went up as a recognized Hot Boys concert attender

otm

People really warmed up to him when it was revealed that donkey sauce was aioli and not sauce from an actual donkey.

he might be a jerk to his crew, kind of scared of people of other sexual orientations and ethnicities, but he's practically a man of the world compared to others in the news

I know that sentence is not missing an Oxford comma but I really want to add one.

:)

been acknowledging I could use a copy editor recently. might as well be a devious one.

saw a ddd yesterday where a place in st louis(?) serves a pb&j grilled cheese combo w/ a sliced banana on it

https://www.reddit.com/r/DnD/comments/6osvyl/art_oc_the_other_day_i_posted_a_map_i_drew_for_a/

A Fieri themed DnD campaign?

More apologies...

http://www.theonion.com/graphic/food-network-production-assistants-prep-guy-fieri--56459?utm_content=Main&utm_campaign=SF&utm_source=Facebook&utm_medium=SocialMarketing

I went to a pizza place tonight and right as I showed up two guys with a really nice video camera, one of whom was wearing a FLAVORTOWN shirt, walked out and got into a van with out of state plates. Apparently I missed Guy by an hour or so.

don't worry, I got him with the door

I've missed Guy by a day at a local place, Alton Brown by a few hours, and walked in to see the Man Versus Food camera crew shooting b-roll

with luck I will continue dodging these circuses

My spouse and I had a bet regarding Robert Plant. Deal was that if I was correct, he would have to go horseback riding with me. If he was correct, I would have to go the Guy Fieri joint in Baltimore.

I lost the bet.

my condolences

Reviewing the menu online was not helpful.

They have frozen jager shots.

Those might be helpful tho

I think you just have to throw yourself into it, commit.

alternatively, get divorced

well tbf he is the one who should really divorce me seeing as how I was convinced that Robert Plant did "Simply Irresistible"

jeez, talk about irreconciliable differences

lol

Palmer, Plant
the difference is scant