start a victory garden and ration your IRRATIONALLY ANGRY feelings, part 3

Royal Parade was a screamer too but iirc they put in traffic lights a while back which kinda ruins the trial by fire thrill

yeah royal parade is almost logical now

boo

dad coaxed me through that after I got my P Plates and I nearly shat myself

a tram line still runs through it, which remains as a source of panic

whew

m'chester, m'lady, m'tuna

it's short for middleminsterheathburyclaxtonchester-on-the-wold

I dont actually recall Canberra's roundys being that bad, but I'm not a driver. Theyre VERY LARGE is the problem so you can be going in an endless circle and just not realise where to peel off. (look up parliament house in google maps as a perfect example).

Oi, in Queensland, they're called "roundabouts," in NSW, they're "traffic circles," and down here in the A.C.T., we call 'em FIDGET SPINNERS.

http://i.imgur.com/Nvs1Ggc.jpg

holy shit, that fourth roundabout is masterfully done pp

Thats Victoria dammit!

Also, lol

Aw, thanks, AA. The shadows are going in different directions, but I was going to explain that by saying it's because it was taken in the Southern Hemisphere.

pplains, you have made my day not just with the shop but with the Hemisphere line. Bravo.

we have two suns, the second one shines out of our arse

more traffic IA

At least once a week some raging dickbag with a deathwish tries to make a left turn into the main road in front of our office, but instead of taking all four lanes in one shot, they stop halfway

because they think that's a thing you can do. there's a short merge lane on the other side of the median which they seem to think is a waiting bay for left-turners but it's a merge lane for through-traffic

there's no stopping! you go, or you don't go, but if you sit in the middle you're going to get clipped from behind by oncoming traffic in either direction

maroons, I tell ya

also IA that my quiet lunch in a coffee shop was ruined by a cacophony of loud-talkers and forced me to abandon my quiet lunch and retreat back to the office.

loudtalkers make me the most IA of all humans on this earth. i hate them

I am just generally IA today. I am in severe back pain. I cant hear properly in one ear. Its winter and dark and cold. I was telling a rambling story about the new security system at our work and my lovely partner told me to shut up and "stop complaining" (the actual thing he said, when I said anyone could walk in and shoot us, was "well then at least the complaining would stop". Charming)

I had a customer unleash a barrage of swearing at me on my first call of the day.

I am ready to fucking cut a bitch.

:(

i just hate when people turn left while driving. no exceptions.

twice while i was driving to the gym i was stopped at lights and the person in front of me, after waiting a long time at the light, signaled to turn left. i would have gotten in the right lane had you assholes signaled earlier. now there's no room for me to do that and i'm stuck behind you long after it turns green. think of someone other than yourself for once. at least they signaled at all unlike 90% of maryland drivers who are unaware of what signaling is. i guess? ARGH

People who block doors while having a conversation - wtf

Every morning when I leave the house and then the corner there is someone sitting in a car parked in the street with the door open having a conversation with a person standing in the middle of the street. Same people, same time, every day.

i am sick to death of waiting for water to boil

i think this one fits because it's pretty irrational - but saw a guy wearing a suit walking a dog with his wife. Why not change and then go walk the dog, instead of looking like a total douchebag

Suddenly there's an epidemic of dickheads driving around with dealer placards (their logo, not proper dealer plates) and apparently California only requires a tiny registration paper in the front window (until you get your real plates withing NINETY DAYS), so if some asshole in a brand new generic car runs over a pedestrian or forces you off the road you have no way to identify him. Good policy. Especially since about a third of these people drive like they've got diplomatic immunity.

Also, people who list "being present" as something they do on dating sites. Fuck off with that shit.

At least it's ONLY 90 days now!

https://arstechnica.com/cars/2016/07/steve-jobs-loophole-closed-california-wants-temporary-license-plates/

Ah HA!

And wow, what a dick.

Youtubers who for some unknown fucking reason have their playlists BACKWARDS!

Ambush potlucks. aka, not standalone parties that are potlucks that you can decline, but something you already have to go to that is later turned into a potluck (ie a theatre rehearsal or a work meeting).

I can't cook worth a shit so naturally always feel the crap I bring is inferior and then feel too guilty to eat other people's stuff. or I just bring nothing and get stinkeye and then bring my lunch which is equally awkward.

I thought that said 'Amish potlucks' at first glance, which did indeed seem like an irrational irritant.

yeah man cooking these meatballs over a candle was a bitch

anytime i see a car running outside of a place w nobody in it, i kinda want to steal that car just to prove how stupid it is to do that

too lazy to park your new Lexus? well looky now you don't have a car at all

I love committing crimes to teach people lessons.

Adam OTM, plus it's illegal in many states to leave your car running unattended.

I won't even do it to go to the mailbox 30 feet away, but I also live in a not so good part of town

Opening Google maps on my phone, get the message 'to continue, let your device turn on location using Google's location service'.
No! You don't need to know where I am in order to tell me where another place is!! Stop making me cancel out of this message just to look at a sodding map!

this enrages me approx 20x per week

Hell, that comes up when I'm searching on my desktop - just on the front page, not even maps!

yup, mine too

people who started some new fad diet or began working out for the first time in years and now profess themselves to be experts on all things health-related

You don't need to know where I am in order to tell me where another place is!!

People who want my sympathy over traffic tickets they totally deserved

Okay it's avocados today. Fucking garbage fruit. Always bruised. Always moldy ON THE INSIDE. I cut one in half that feels perfectly ripe on the outside, half of it's brown/grey, there's mold growing AROUND THE PIT, little voids under the skin... I'm half expecting to find hair and teeth inside them. I love them but goddamn it, can I just get a good one once in a while?

People at work saying "Happy _________" day of the week. No. Fuck off.

"Happy (day of the week)" rather.

Go away, Minions.

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xxpost President Keyes otm

one of my closest friends got a ticket for parking within however many feet of a hydrant (area is marked) and whiiiiined about it nonstop but i was like, you werent clear of the space, idk what you want from me

no kidding! I was amazingly confused by a an acquaintance's facebook post a few years back about having received another speeding ticket on her route to work where she said something about finding a different route to work

like, uh, could you drive a little slower? pretty sure driving slightly slower, maybe even the legal speed, on your direct route to work would be faster than an indirect route

I got enough speeding tickets that I would have come within a point of suspension 5-6 years ago (if a cop hadn't given me a warning). Not once did I think "man, if only I just DRIVE ON A DIFFERENT ROAD AND MAKE NO OTHER PERSONAL CHANGES, I'll be fine".

really isn't that hard to just....drive slower. yeah you're used to driving fast but like I got used to it pretty fast when money kept flying out of my pocket due to tickets.