Donald Trump: Classic or Dud?

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Ten-year-old nabisco offTM:

Here's something funny: when I was ten years old I had a vague admiration for Donald Trump and Lee Iacocca (both very feted at the time) and a downright intense love of Alex P. Keaton from Family Ties, who I didn't understand to be something of a joke. As such, despite having really liked Mondale -- having a woman as a running mate impressed me, probably because of the mother/father dynamic of it -- I was convinced that I wanted to be a Republican and a businessman or lawyer of some sort. In fact, I started a "company" with my friends Brian and Jeff -- we made board games, and hired Tony, the best breakdancer I have ever known, to do the art -- and I was constantly attempting to read the law and economics books in my father's library. Everyone seemed to think this was "cute," though I sort of wish someone had just explained politics to me. In either case, I got over it quickly and went back to wanting to be a writer.

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― nabisco (nabisco), Saturday, June 14, 2003 1:28 PM (fourteen years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

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i suppose 'classic' in that he's all a lot of people can think about or talk about and his brain dmamage is so powerful it's infected the world

p bad president and person tho

takes balls to rock that combover day in and out

I can see the blood from the man-flesh on his teeth!

What you lookin' at?
You all a bunch of fuckin' assholes. You know why? You don't have the guts to be what you wanna be?
You need people like me. You need people like me so you can point your fuckin' fingers and say,
"That's the bad guy.
" So... what that make you? Good? You're not good.
You just know how to hide, how to lie. Me, I don't have that problem. Me, I always tell the truth. Even when I lie.
So say good night to the bad guy!
Come on. The last time you gonna see a bad guy like this again, let me tell you.
Come on. Make way for the bad guy. There's a bad guy comin' through! Better get outta his way!

You certainly don't, pal, 'cause the good news is - you're fired. The bad news is - you've got, all of you've got just one week to regain your jobs starting with tonight. Starting with tonight's sit. Oh? Have I got your attention now? Good. 'Cause we're adding a little something to this month's sales contest. As you all know, first prize is a Cadillac Eldorado. Anyone wanna see second prize? Second prize is a set of steak knives. Third prize is you're fired. Get the picture? You laughing now? You got leads. Mitch and Murray paid good money, get their names to sell them; you can't close the leads you're given, you can't close shit. You ARE shit! Hit the bricks, pal, and beat it 'cause you are going OUT!

Search: "move on her like a bitch"

Destroy: everything else

"Trump never said he had tapes, he just inferred that he did. And it is not intimidating a witness since Comey is telling the truth and knew that any tapes would prove his version of events."

everyone is classic but not everyone should be president

President Don once had a dream
The world held his hand, gave their pledge
So he told them his scheme for a savior machine

Trump lingered last in line for brains
And the one he got was sorta rotten and insane
Small hands (so sad!), a rust-hued clown
Is Trump fast asleep or rockin' out with Three Doors Down?

Murricuns electing Donald Trump: Classic or dud?

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haven't thought about this guy for a while. i think he was popular in the 80s?

Overrated

I think he'd make really great hog slurry. You can really tell a lot about a man by the way his pureed corpus fills a trough.

red means 'run, son. numbers add up to nothin'
. . .
shelter me from the putin and the banker
i bankrupted casinos. who the fuck does that?

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#daddy

#dilfsinjocks

wasting his finite reserves of energy there

Cronenbergian

Like a hastily-assembled meat collage.

hard to tell who is more obsessed with him the right or the left.

also the media love/hate thing is so cute. get a room you two.

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“I was the first & only potential GOP candidate to state there will be no cuts to Social Security, Medicare & Medicaid. Huckabee copied me.”

He is only as wicked and hellspawned as the hatred and resentment simmering in the heartland of the most violent nation ever

I think you might need to look into a thing called history if you think this is the most violent nation ever.

you suggest Panama?

the 1997 NYer profile of Trump is start-to-finish amazing but if I had to pick a favorite part it's this https://t.co/reqFZ79eZd pic.twitter.com/Qnwnuiyxqh

— Rosie Gray (@RosieGray) June 23, 2017

hard to tell who is more obsessed with him the right or the left.

libs/"centrists" for sure

it's sobering to realize that Trump is probably the most famous person in human history now

*not adjusted for population inflation

indicative of a deep flaw in our universe

truly he is king of the narcissist personality disorder sufferers

i think jesus still beats him out unless we're only counting contemporaneous fame

Michael Jackson sold a hundred million records

contemporaneous fame. MJ is up there but there are twice as many people on Earth now than there were in 1984.

Donlad Turmp sold a hundred million and one. Sad!

Part of my problem is that I have to do a lot of things myself. It takes so much time. Julio Iglesias is coming to Mar-a-Lago, but I have to call Julio, I have to have lunch with Julio. I have Pavarotti coming. Pavarotti doesn’t perform for anybody. He’s the highest-paid performer in the world. A million dollars a performance. The hardest guy to get. If I call him, he’ll do it—for a huge amount less. Why? Because they like me, they respect me, I don’t know.

I think you might need to look into a thing called history if you think this is the most violent nation ever.

idk Native American genocide plus slavery plus nuclear bomb-dropping... surely we're in the running

probably a million people killed by u.s. in vietnam/laos/cambodia. nobody will ever know how many. not pol pot numbers, but still...

mao would be the world champ though.

it's sobering to realize that Trump is probably the most famous person in human history now

this is a ridiculous statement

Man, if only Trump would tweet that he's bigger than Jesus...

well he's certainly fatter

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stahp posting this I cant handle it

The relatively-youthful US has certainly done what it could to catch up with the accrued violence of much older nations, I'll grant you that. Maybe Donnie will get us there.

My god, it's made of scrote.

Oh my god PLEASE let him pick Rubio please please please

VP debate where Kamala Harris asks him if he’s thirsty and offers him some water after every question NOW

I would be very happy if this happened.

someone mentioned my fave scenario in the bluesky replies: compelling Rubio to move out of Florida and then not picking him

godfuckingdammit

https://www.fox5atlanta.com/news/trump-georgia-election-fani-willis-disqualification-appeal-pending

Ugh

Doug Burzum

^^^ what I always think of when I hear that guy's name

you could see that GA thing coming a mile away without having to squint. any delay is good for Trump and any excuse to delay further is a good excuse. you'd think the gravity of the charges weighed against the fact Trump could be guilty but could also become president again would argue for promptitude from the courts. but nope, not no way.

getting pretty tired of all this wriggling tbh

fucker doesn't even have to bother wriggling, laws deform around him

his appeal is pure hindbrain limbic system shit. "that is the powerful one so i gotta meld w/ him for safety" and it's not far wrong, who could ever get away with what he gets away with?

i reckon the spell won't be broken until he has a sobbing sniveling breakdown on camera

or publicly shits himself, that might work too

more Presidents should shit themselves, deep state is the one requiring 'bathrooms' which are anti-blue collar worker

brown-collar i guess

he's here in san francisco, you can smell it across the bay

Andy help us out here, sneak some eye drops in his diet coke

I'm hoping the Pelosi hammer guy is out on bail

US evangelicals worship a flawed vessel adulterer who inherited $400,000,000, just like it says in the four gospels in the same footnote where abortion/contraception, gay marriage, and taxes on the rich are condemned. mega maga amen. lock hillary and hunter up / build the wall

the CEO of the last company to lay me off posted this on Twitter. he is an absolute twat who had been fired from the company for sexually harassing employees, then wormed his way back. A pair of cunts right here:

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also, I really hope that this turns out to be nothing:
https://www.cnn.com/2024/06/07/politics/trump-hush-money-trial-facebook-post-jury/index.html

The person who made the post already responded saying it was not real, he's a "professional shitposter"

Glad CNN jumped to breathlessly reporting this completely unremarkable thing that literally any joker on earth with a FB account could've done but that every GOP lunatic will latch onto as TRUE AND UNASSAILABLE FACTS

You know, there might be too much communication in the world.

t-shirt with double-breasted jacket is an incredible look

Ha was just going to say the same thing. Dude does not dress like a zillionaire.

fedora vibes intensify

Guessing he wants more policies like "no consequences" rather than any of what he's mentioning in that tweet.

The person who made the post already responded saying it was not real, he's a "professional shitposter"

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read this as "professional shapeshifter"

I stumbled into Rumble.com today. How did I never browse this hellscape before

the hellscapes are infinite; it's easy to miss one when so many are clamoring for your attention

Eoghan McCabe just left a hipster fundraiser that was full of liberals

"I hope the military revolts at the voting booth..."

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9J0fUTiJLVc

that's the trump vegas rally speech. around 24 minutes in...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y8BuscUv7Qc

he's saying the military should vote for him but the way he says it is fucking scary. haven't heard anyone bring that part up.

sitting outside in 110 degree heat to hear trump's electric car - vs - shark scenario...oof.

“Trump gave me skin cancer, but I’d vote for him again”

I hope the military remembers Trump thinks they're 'suckers' for enlisting.

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referring to trump, not aimless

Biden should show up to the debate dressed as a shark to scare trump

Show up in a shark suit and beat him to death with a car battery.

traitor shark do do do do do do

"I'm only a dolphin, man."

“Girl scout…”

Trump obviously knows he has a lot more support among the grunts than the leadership. They're the ones he's after.

see that's what gets me...like I can understand how that worked the first time, the "populist who all the elites hate" thing is a powerful political trope, but after he already became president once and got an entire political party to shift their entire M.O. to operate solely as an extension of his ego you'd think that appeal would've faded. like the fact that basically the entire Republican party endorses him EXCEPT for nearly everyone who was in his cabinet the first time should be a humongous red flag that it's not "dangerous ideas" it's the fact that he really fucking sucks

do you know any car dealership owners

Trump obviously knows he has a lot more support among the grunts than the leadership. They're the ones he's after.