Ten-year-old nabisco offTM:
Here's something funny: when I was ten years old I had a vague admiration for Donald Trump and Lee Iacocca (both very feted at the time) and a downright intense love of Alex P. Keaton from Family Ties, who I didn't understand to be something of a joke. As such, despite having really liked Mondale -- having a woman as a running mate impressed me, probably because of the mother/father dynamic of it -- I was convinced that I wanted to be a Republican and a businessman or lawyer of some sort. In fact, I started a "company" with my friends Brian and Jeff -- we made board games, and hired Tony, the best breakdancer I have ever known, to do the art -- and I was constantly attempting to read the law and economics books in my father's library. Everyone seemed to think this was "cute," though I sort of wish someone had just explained politics to me. In either case, I got over it quickly and went back to wanting to be a writer....― nabisco (nabisco), Saturday, June 14, 2003 1:28 PM (fourteen years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
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― I Love It When They Call Me Big Pharma (Old Lunch), Thursday, 22 June 2017 17:12 (six years ago) link
https://mesacountydemocrats.org/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/Eric-Trump.jpg
― scott seward, Thursday, 22 June 2017 17:20 (six years ago) link
i suppose 'classic' in that he's all a lot of people can think about or talk about and his brain dmamage is so powerful it's infected the world
p bad president and person tho
― global tetrahedron, Thursday, 22 June 2017 17:45 (six years ago) link
takes balls to rock that combover day in and out
― reggie (qualmsley), Thursday, 22 June 2017 17:47 (six years ago) link
I can see the blood from the man-flesh on his teeth!
― the Rain Man of nationalism. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 22 June 2017 17:48 (six years ago) link
What you lookin' at?You all a bunch of fuckin' assholes. You know why? You don't have the guts to be what you wanna be?You need people like me. You need people like me so you can point your fuckin' fingers and say,"That's the bad guy." So... what that make you? Good? You're not good.You just know how to hide, how to lie. Me, I don't have that problem. Me, I always tell the truth. Even when I lie.So say good night to the bad guy!Come on. The last time you gonna see a bad guy like this again, let me tell you.Come on. Make way for the bad guy. There's a bad guy comin' through! Better get outta his way!
― sleepingbag, Thursday, 22 June 2017 17:49 (six years ago) link
You certainly don't, pal, 'cause the good news is - you're fired. The bad news is - you've got, all of you've got just one week to regain your jobs starting with tonight. Starting with tonight's sit. Oh? Have I got your attention now? Good. 'Cause we're adding a little something to this month's sales contest. As you all know, first prize is a Cadillac Eldorado. Anyone wanna see second prize? Second prize is a set of steak knives. Third prize is you're fired. Get the picture? You laughing now? You got leads. Mitch and Murray paid good money, get their names to sell them; you can't close the leads you're given, you can't close shit. You ARE shit! Hit the bricks, pal, and beat it 'cause you are going OUT!
― reggie (qualmsley), Thursday, 22 June 2017 17:55 (six years ago) link
Search: "move on her like a bitch"
Destroy: everything else
― flappy bird, Thursday, 22 June 2017 17:56 (six years ago) link
"Trump never said he had tapes, he just inferred that he did. And it is not intimidating a witness since Comey is telling the truth and knew that any tapes would prove his version of events."
― reggie (qualmsley), Thursday, 22 June 2017 18:03 (six years ago) link
everyone is classic but not everyone should be president
― Dean of the University (Latham Green), Thursday, 22 June 2017 18:05 (six years ago) link
President Don once had a dreamThe world held his hand, gave their pledgeSo he told them his scheme for a savior machine
― reggie (qualmsley), Thursday, 22 June 2017 19:09 (six years ago) link
Trump lingered last in line for brainsAnd the one he got was sorta rotten and insaneSmall hands (so sad!), a rust-hued clownIs Trump fast asleep or rockin' out with Three Doors Down?
― you yourself have seen plenty bananas in your life (Old Lunch), Thursday, 22 June 2017 19:25 (six years ago) link
Murricuns electing Donald Trump: Classic or dud?
http://static6.businessinsider.com/image/55918b77ecad04a3465a0a63/nbc-fires-donald-trump-after-he-calls-mexicans-rapists-and-drug-runners.jpg
― Le Bateau Ivre, Thursday, 22 June 2017 19:28 (six years ago) link
haven't thought about this guy for a while. i think he was popular in the 80s?
― Treeship, Thursday, 22 June 2017 19:50 (six years ago) link
Overrated
― jmm, Thursday, 22 June 2017 20:13 (six years ago) link
I think he'd make really great hog slurry. You can really tell a lot about a man by the way his pureed corpus fills a trough.
― you yourself have seen plenty bananas in your life (Old Lunch), Thursday, 22 June 2017 20:16 (six years ago) link
red means 'run, son. numbers add up to nothin'. . .shelter me from the putin and the bankeri bankrupted casinos. who the fuck does that?
― reggie (qualmsley), Thursday, 22 June 2017 22:13 (six years ago) link
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DC9_baHV0AABiyQ.jpg
― The times they are a changing, perhaps (map), Friday, 23 June 2017 01:59 (six years ago) link
#daddy
― korla pundit (crüt), Friday, 23 June 2017 02:05 (six years ago) link
#dilfsinjocks
― The times they are a changing, perhaps (map), Friday, 23 June 2017 02:22 (six years ago) link
wasting his finite reserves of energy there
― El Tomboto, Friday, 23 June 2017 02:23 (six years ago) link
Cronenbergian
― Treeship, Friday, 23 June 2017 03:16 (six years ago) link
Like a hastily-assembled meat collage.
― you yourself have seen plenty bananas in your life (Old Lunch), Friday, 23 June 2017 10:25 (six years ago) link
hard to tell who is more obsessed with him the right or the left.
also the media love/hate thing is so cute. get a room you two.
― AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Friday, 23 June 2017 11:09 (six years ago) link
https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/9/9b/James_Brown_Take_a_Look_at_Those_Cakes.jpg
― total eclipse of the beefheart (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 23 June 2017 11:34 (six years ago) link
“I was the first & only potential GOP candidate to state there will be no cuts to Social Security, Medicare & Medicaid. Huckabee copied me.”
― reggie (qualmsley), Friday, 23 June 2017 11:38 (six years ago) link
He is only as wicked and hellspawned as the hatred and resentment simmering in the heartland of the most violent nation ever
― Dean of the University (Latham Green), Friday, 23 June 2017 13:50 (six years ago) link
I think you might need to look into a thing called history if you think this is the most violent nation ever.
― you yourself have seen plenty bananas in your life (Old Lunch), Friday, 23 June 2017 13:52 (six years ago) link
you suggest Panama?
― Dean of the University (Latham Green), Friday, 23 June 2017 15:43 (six years ago) link
the 1997 NYer profile of Trump is start-to-finish amazing but if I had to pick a favorite part it's this https://t.co/reqFZ79eZd pic.twitter.com/Qnwnuiyxqh— Rosie Gray (@RosieGray) June 23, 2017
― BlackIronPrison, Friday, 23 June 2017 15:44 (six years ago) link
libs/"centrists" for sure
― a serious and fascinating fartist (Simon H.), Friday, 23 June 2017 16:09 (six years ago) link
it's sobering to realize that Trump is probably the most famous person in human history now
― flappy bird, Friday, 23 June 2017 18:13 (six years ago) link
*not adjusted for population inflation
― flappy bird, Friday, 23 June 2017 18:14 (six years ago) link
indicative of a deep flaw in our universe
― global tetrahedron, Friday, 23 June 2017 18:19 (six years ago) link
truly he is king of the narcissist personality disorder sufferers
― officer sonny bonds, lytton pd (mayor jingleberries), Friday, 23 June 2017 18:24 (six years ago) link
i think jesus still beats him out unless we're only counting contemporaneous fame
― ciderpress, Friday, 23 June 2017 18:26 (six years ago) link
Michael Jackson sold a hundred million records
― frogbs, Friday, 23 June 2017 18:26 (six years ago) link
contemporaneous fame. MJ is up there but there are twice as many people on Earth now than there were in 1984.
― flappy bird, Friday, 23 June 2017 18:30 (six years ago) link
Donlad Turmp sold a hundred million and one. Sad!
― President Buttstuff (Old Lunch), Friday, 23 June 2017 18:30 (six years ago) link
Part of my problem is that I have to do a lot of things myself. It takes so much time. Julio Iglesias is coming to Mar-a-Lago, but I have to call Julio, I have to have lunch with Julio. I have Pavarotti coming. Pavarotti doesn’t perform for anybody. He’s the highest-paid performer in the world. A million dollars a performance. The hardest guy to get. If I call him, he’ll do it—for a huge amount less. Why? Because they like me, they respect me, I don’t know.
― reggie (qualmsley), Friday, 23 June 2017 20:34 (six years ago) link
idk Native American genocide plus slavery plus nuclear bomb-dropping... surely we're in the running
― Οὖτις, Friday, 23 June 2017 20:42 (six years ago) link
probably a million people killed by u.s. in vietnam/laos/cambodia. nobody will ever know how many. not pol pot numbers, but still...
mao would be the world champ though.
― scott seward, Friday, 23 June 2017 21:19 (six years ago) link
this is a ridiculous statement
― Οὖτις, Friday, 23 June 2017 21:24 (six years ago) link
Man, if only Trump would tweet that he's bigger than Jesus...
― to fly across the city and find Aerosmith's car (C. Grisso/McCain), Friday, 23 June 2017 21:43 (six years ago) link
well he's certainly fatter
― Οὖτις, Friday, 23 June 2017 21:48 (six years ago) link
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DDBB4IMWAAAO6sN.jpg:large
― grawlix (unperson), Friday, 23 June 2017 22:18 (six years ago) link
stahp posting this I cant handle it
― officer sonny bonds, lytton pd (mayor jingleberries), Friday, 23 June 2017 22:22 (six years ago) link
The relatively-youthful US has certainly done what it could to catch up with the accrued violence of much older nations, I'll grant you that. Maybe Donnie will get us there.
― President Buttstuff (Old Lunch), Friday, 23 June 2017 22:25 (six years ago) link
My god, it's made of scrote.
― President Buttstuff (Old Lunch), Friday, 23 June 2017 22:26 (six years ago) link
I feel badly for his clothes.
― President Buttstuff (Old Lunch), Friday, 23 June 2017 22:27 (six years ago) link
I would be very happy if this happened.
― Marten Broadcloak, mild-mannered GOP congressman (Raymond Cummings), Wednesday, 5 June 2024 20:48 (one week ago) link
someone mentioned my fave scenario in the bluesky replies: compelling Rubio to move out of Florida and then not picking him
― rob, Wednesday, 5 June 2024 20:50 (one week ago) link
godfuckingdammit
https://www.fox5atlanta.com/news/trump-georgia-election-fani-willis-disqualification-appeal-pending
― Iacocca Cola (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 5 June 2024 21:03 (one week ago) link
Ugh
― Marten Broadcloak, mild-mannered GOP congressman (Raymond Cummings), Wednesday, 5 June 2024 21:17 (one week ago) link
Doug Burzum
― Are you addicted to struggling with your horse? (Boring, Maryland), Wednesday, 5 June 2024 21:20 (one week ago) link
^^^ what I always think of when I hear that guy's name
― underminer of twenty years of excellent contribution to this borad (dan m), Wednesday, 5 June 2024 21:24 (one week ago) link
you could see that GA thing coming a mile away without having to squint. any delay is good for Trump and any excuse to delay further is a good excuse. you'd think the gravity of the charges weighed against the fact Trump could be guilty but could also become president again would argue for promptitude from the courts. but nope, not no way.
― more difficult than I look (Aimless), Wednesday, 5 June 2024 22:39 (one week ago) link
getting pretty tired of all this wriggling tbh
― I painted my teeth (sleeve), Thursday, 6 June 2024 16:12 (one week ago) link
fucker doesn't even have to bother wriggling, laws deform around him
his appeal is pure hindbrain limbic system shit. "that is the powerful one so i gotta meld w/ him for safety" and it's not far wrong, who could ever get away with what he gets away with?
i reckon the spell won't be broken until he has a sobbing sniveling breakdown on camera
― thelma and louse (cat), Thursday, 6 June 2024 20:03 (one week ago) link
or publicly shits himself, that might work too
― thelma and louse (cat), Thursday, 6 June 2024 20:04 (one week ago) link
more Presidents should shit themselves, deep state is the one requiring 'bathrooms' which are anti-blue collar worker
― Iacocca Cola (Neanderthal), Thursday, 6 June 2024 20:06 (one week ago) link
brown-collar i guess
he's here in san francisco, you can smell it across the bay
― Andy the Grasshopper, Thursday, 6 June 2024 20:07 (one week ago) link
Andy help us out here, sneak some eye drops in his diet coke
― thelma and louse (cat), Thursday, 6 June 2024 20:12 (one week ago) link
I'm hoping the Pelosi hammer guy is out on bail
― Andy the Grasshopper, Thursday, 6 June 2024 20:13 (one week ago) link
US evangelicals worship a flawed vessel adulterer who inherited $400,000,000, just like it says in the four gospels in the same footnote where abortion/contraception, gay marriage, and taxes on the rich are condemned. mega maga amen. lock hillary and hunter up / build the wall
― reggie (qualmsley), Thursday, 6 June 2024 20:16 (one week ago) link
the CEO of the last company to lay me off posted this on Twitter. he is an absolute twat who had been fired from the company for sexually harassing employees, then wormed his way back. A pair of cunts right here:
http://d2u3dcdbebyaiu.cloudfront.net/uploads/atch_img/345/3111b782ef4c698f0a79d7a86fddcf81_res.jpeg
― I? not I! He! He! HIM! (akm), Saturday, 8 June 2024 15:46 (one week ago) link
also, I really hope that this turns out to be nothing:https://www.cnn.com/2024/06/07/politics/trump-hush-money-trial-facebook-post-jury/index.html
― I? not I! He! He! HIM! (akm), Saturday, 8 June 2024 15:47 (one week ago) link
The person who made the post already responded saying it was not real, he's a "professional shitposter"
― Muad'Doob (Moodles), Saturday, 8 June 2024 15:51 (one week ago) link
Glad CNN jumped to breathlessly reporting this completely unremarkable thing that literally any joker on earth with a FB account could've done but that every GOP lunatic will latch onto as TRUE AND UNASSAILABLE FACTS
― Great-Tasting Burger Perceptions (Old Lunch), Saturday, 8 June 2024 16:28 (one week ago) link
You know, there might be too much communication in the world.
― Marten Broadcloak, mild-mannered GOP congressman (Raymond Cummings), Saturday, 8 June 2024 16:30 (one week ago) link
t-shirt with double-breasted jacket is an incredible look
― mookieproof, Saturday, 8 June 2024 17:05 (one week ago) link
Ha was just going to say the same thing. Dude does not dress like a zillionaire.
― tobo73, Saturday, 8 June 2024 17:15 (one week ago) link
fedora vibes intensify
― Humanitarian Pause (Tracer Hand), Saturday, 8 June 2024 17:22 (one week ago) link
Guessing he wants more policies like "no consequences" rather than any of what he's mentioning in that tweet.
― octobeard, Saturday, 8 June 2024 19:28 (one week ago) link
The person who made the post already responded saying it was not real, he's a "professional shitposter"― Muad'Doob (Moodles), Saturday, June 8, 2024 11:51 AM bookmarkflaglink
― Muad'Doob (Moodles), Saturday, June 8, 2024 11:51 AM bookmarkflaglink
read this as "professional shapeshifter"
― not the one who's tryin' to dub your anime (Doctor Casino), Saturday, 8 June 2024 19:31 (one week ago) link
I stumbled into Rumble.com today. How did I never browse this hellscape before
― reggae mike love (polyphonic), Saturday, 8 June 2024 19:39 (one week ago) link
the hellscapes are infinite; it's easy to miss one when so many are clamoring for your attention
― thelma and louse (cat), Monday, 10 June 2024 07:01 (one week ago) link
Eoghan McCabe just left a hipster fundraiser that was full of liberals
― papal hotwife (milo z), Monday, 10 June 2024 08:08 (one week ago) link
"I hope the military revolts at the voting booth..."
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9J0fUTiJLVc
― scott seward, Tuesday, 11 June 2024 17:02 (one week ago) link
that's the trump vegas rally speech. around 24 minutes in...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y8BuscUv7Qc
― scott seward, Tuesday, 11 June 2024 17:03 (one week ago) link
he's saying the military should vote for him but the way he says it is fucking scary. haven't heard anyone bring that part up.
― scott seward, Tuesday, 11 June 2024 17:04 (one week ago) link
sitting outside in 110 degree heat to hear trump's electric car - vs - shark scenario...oof.
― scott seward, Tuesday, 11 June 2024 17:05 (one week ago) link
“Trump gave me skin cancer, but I’d vote for him again”
― Marten Broadcloak, mild-mannered GOP congressman (Raymond Cummings), Tuesday, 11 June 2024 17:07 (one week ago) link
I hope the military remembers Trump thinks they're 'suckers' for enlisting.
― more difficult than I look (Aimless), Tuesday, 11 June 2024 17:11 (one week ago) link
https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/0/03/Josep_Maria_Garc%C3%ADa.jpg
― he/him hoo-hah (map), Tuesday, 11 June 2024 17:13 (one week ago) link
referring to trump, not aimless
Biden should show up to the debate dressed as a shark to scare trump
― Heez, Tuesday, 11 June 2024 17:31 (one week ago) link
Show up in a shark suit and beat him to death with a car battery.
― Instead of create and send out, it pull back and consume (unperson), Tuesday, 11 June 2024 18:51 (one week ago) link
traitor shark do do do do do do
― reggie (qualmsley), Tuesday, 11 June 2024 18:56 (one week ago) link
"I'm only a dolphin, man."
― A So-Called Pulitzer price winner (President Keyes), Tuesday, 11 June 2024 19:24 (one week ago) link
“Girl scout…”
― Its big ball chunky time (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Tuesday, 11 June 2024 20:19 (one week ago) link
Trump obviously knows he has a lot more support among the grunts than the leadership. They're the ones he's after.
― a man often referred to in the news media as the Duke of Saxony (tipsy mothra), Wednesday, 12 June 2024 01:57 (six days ago) link
see that's what gets me...like I can understand how that worked the first time, the "populist who all the elites hate" thing is a powerful political trope, but after he already became president once and got an entire political party to shift their entire M.O. to operate solely as an extension of his ego you'd think that appeal would've faded. like the fact that basically the entire Republican party endorses him EXCEPT for nearly everyone who was in his cabinet the first time should be a humongous red flag that it's not "dangerous ideas" it's the fact that he really fucking sucks
― frogbs, Wednesday, 12 June 2024 02:47 (six days ago) link
do you know any car dealership owners
― mookieproof, Wednesday, 12 June 2024 02:59 (six days ago) link
― Gigi Allen (Boring, Maryland), Wednesday, 12 June 2024 07:25 (six days ago) link