Donald Trump: Classic or Dud?

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“I was the first & only potential GOP candidate to state there will be no cuts to Social Security, Medicare & Medicaid. Huckabee copied me.”

He is only as wicked and hellspawned as the hatred and resentment simmering in the heartland of the most violent nation ever

I think you might need to look into a thing called history if you think this is the most violent nation ever.

you suggest Panama?

the 1997 NYer profile of Trump is start-to-finish amazing but if I had to pick a favorite part it's this https://t.co/reqFZ79eZd pic.twitter.com/Qnwnuiyxqh

— Rosie Gray (@RosieGray) June 23, 2017

hard to tell who is more obsessed with him the right or the left.

libs/"centrists" for sure

it's sobering to realize that Trump is probably the most famous person in human history now

*not adjusted for population inflation

indicative of a deep flaw in our universe

truly he is king of the narcissist personality disorder sufferers

i think jesus still beats him out unless we're only counting contemporaneous fame

Michael Jackson sold a hundred million records

contemporaneous fame. MJ is up there but there are twice as many people on Earth now than there were in 1984.

Donlad Turmp sold a hundred million and one. Sad!

Part of my problem is that I have to do a lot of things myself. It takes so much time. Julio Iglesias is coming to Mar-a-Lago, but I have to call Julio, I have to have lunch with Julio. I have Pavarotti coming. Pavarotti doesn’t perform for anybody. He’s the highest-paid performer in the world. A million dollars a performance. The hardest guy to get. If I call him, he’ll do it—for a huge amount less. Why? Because they like me, they respect me, I don’t know.

I think you might need to look into a thing called history if you think this is the most violent nation ever.

idk Native American genocide plus slavery plus nuclear bomb-dropping... surely we're in the running

probably a million people killed by u.s. in vietnam/laos/cambodia. nobody will ever know how many. not pol pot numbers, but still...

mao would be the world champ though.

it's sobering to realize that Trump is probably the most famous person in human history now

this is a ridiculous statement

Man, if only Trump would tweet that he's bigger than Jesus...

well he's certainly fatter

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stahp posting this I cant handle it

The relatively-youthful US has certainly done what it could to catch up with the accrued violence of much older nations, I'll grant you that. Maybe Donnie will get us there.

My god, it's made of scrote.

I feel badly for his clothes.

trump wearing a shirt with "trump" on it is like that thing where ppl wear band t-shirts to the same band's concert only 1000x worse

If you blow the image up to its full size (not that I'm recommending you do so) the swollen, boiled-looking bullfrog neck is almost Lovecraftian.

dainty watch worn to make hands look bigger.

Is he going to be remembered as the worst thing ever? Would be deeply ironic if he just got forgotten but then people wouldn't learn from history.
JUst hope his wrongness doesn't get outdone shortly after he dies painfully,choking to death on a shagpile carpet would be fitting, though too redolent of Elvis.
But fingers crossed he doesn't act as a harbinger of things to come.

Just would be so funny if he went to all this bother and wasn't remembered in 20 years time.

"Sorry no parliamentary email access today - we're under cyber attack from Kim Jong Un, (Vladimir) Putin or a kid in his mom's basement or something..."

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very few things gross me out as much as donald trump's watch band pic.twitter.com/mWOA8sQKi7

— joe mande (@JoeMande) June 25, 2017

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Jesus, how has he not lost his hand yet?

"Look, having nuclear - my uncle was a great professor and scientist and engineer, Dr. John Trump at MIT; good genes, very good genes, OK, very smart, the Wharton School of Finance, very good, very smart - you know, if you're a conservative Republican, if I were a liberal, if, like, OK, if I ran as a liberal Democrat, they would say I'm one of the smartest people anywhere in the world - it's true! - but when you're a conservative Republican they try - oh, do they do a number - that's why I always start off: Went to Wharton, was a good student, went there, went there, did this, built a fortune - you know I have to give my like credentials all the time, because we're a little disadvantaged - but you look at the nuclear deal, the thing that really bothers me - it would have been so easy, and it's not as important as these lives are - nuclear is powerful; my uncle explained that to me many, many years ago, the power and that was 35 years ago; he would explain the power of what's going to happen and he was right, who would have thought? - but when you look at what's going on with the four prisoners - now it used to be three, now it's four - but when it was three and even now, I would have said it's all in the messenger; fellas, and it is fellas because, you know, they don't, they haven't figured that the women are smarter right now than the men, so, you know, it's gonna take them about another 150 years - but the Persians are great negotiators, the Iranians are great negotiators, so, and they, they just killed, they just killed us."

^ shows nearly doc casino level aptitude

"To the career men & women at DOJ/FBI: your actions and integrity will be unfairly questioned. Be prepared, be strong. Duty. Honor. Country."

saw a beer called alternative facts with a reference to it being the bigliest of IPAs :-/

http://redcollar.ca/impeachment-and-alternative-facts-cans-join-the-red-collar-line-up/

xxxp reggie's quote, if that was a mathematical function it's be piecewise continuous but nowhere differentiable

Gentlemen, what you pansies are are a bunch of starving artistes who live off the kindness of the American government or mommy and daddy. You are angry at your own failings and struggle for survival, mock the GOP and ridicule its members, but when Republicans do it to the Democrats and you, you call out racism and class warfare.

You all yammer on like you do, but let me tell you this here message board is one kooky place with as many double standards as the Grand Old Party, which is why I voted TRUMP!

Someone's gotten into the sock drawer again.

He voted Trump because of ilxor.com??

anger at your own failings is the first step to personal responsibility, my friend

This new poster seems extremely not mad. In fact, I'd venture to suggest he's actually laughing.

Gentlemen, what you pansies are are a bunch of starving artistes who live off the kindness of the American government

Bitch i am ballin' atm.

watch out guys it's a trick, you say 'but i'm doing ok' and then it's like aaaahhhh so ur an elite then and ur like curses curses damn damn damn not again

O snap good lookin out.

pew pew sniped ya

I believe in tipping well but 30% should only if you vomited all over the buffet or something

Really should have torched the place considering all those other people eating YOUR shrimp this very minute. Classic shrimp cuck.

gotta tip higher on Endless Shrimp since you're spending a lot more time at the table

endless shrimp sounds good its exactly when shrimp should end

Endless this Shrimp

Still not getting the "he doesn't look like a guy who's gonna die soon" as evidence of his supposed longevity. I mean, yes, the amateur internet doctor thing is aggravating, and they tend to overstate shit, but my grandma's ankles looked like Trump's 1-2 years before she died. And she appeared to be in generally fine health 2 weeks before she died. Otoh my dad was in way worse shape than Trump and managed to last 3 more years

An old friend of mine dropped dead (literally) at 42 a month ago, bloody vessel burst in his head and he collapsed and it was over.

You don't know one way or the other, so unless we're gonna run our own PredictIt! , idk the point of the back and forth.

What i think we can agree on is that the dude looks significantly degraded in mobility (and if the rumors are true, motility), his ankles look like Easter Island statues, and he falls asleep as much as my supposedly healthy grandma did.

The dude is not exactly aging well

He doesn't smoke or drink and his dad lived to his '90s. Those three factors add up to a lot. Still, he'll probably die tomorrow.

June 5–8
President Trump is expected to visit Trump National Golf Club for the weekend.[59]

The dude is not exactly aging well

he's also full of rage and a sense of victimhood

he’s also obese and eats shit. Fred Trump was rather lean iirc

Processed foods will kill him faster. In Fred's time McDonald's actually slaughtered the cows in the kitchen

You got to look at the cows first and pick out which one you wanted to eat, iirc

Old McDonald had a cow, ee-i-ee-i-ohhhh

And on that farm we had racial hostile apartment rental practices

Neanderthal, sorry to hear about your friend. That's so awful, and must be a huge shock to everyone in his life.

Bunch of non-doctors attempting diagnoses via remote sensing or whatever. Good stuff.

Thanks DC. He wasn't a close friend but it was very shocking. His wife is really struggling in the aftermath

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the denials by flunkies are just— man. ok.

our big sleepy president

finally, a president who get it (meetings are BORRRRRINGGGGG)

finally a guy who sucks just as badly as i do