start a victory garden and ration your IRRATIONALLY ANGRY feelings, part 3

in a pique of rage at technology lbi flees civilization and becomes a child slapping luddite onion farmer

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It's all nurture mahnnn, tech and my boss made me do it. Though I probably won't ever be an onion dude: teh stink man! Marihuana most have smelled like roses to this guy. My buddy and I would scrub ourselves 30mins solid in the shower afterwards on the Saturday, hoping to neck girls in the disco the same night, but boy that stench was just with us all weekend.

i feel overly oniony even just after eating greek salad

whoa unexpected twist ending to the boss's venture

― mh, Tuesday, June 27, 2017 7:13 PM (ten minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

It killed off his business proper tbh! Funny thing was my buddy and I hadn't been in touch for years, until he friended me on FB because he read a newspaper article about boss being busted for this and wanted to reach out to me. Not so funny that fb us fucking tech too tbh.

i feel overly oniony even just after eating greek salad

― -_- (jim in vancouver), Tuesday, June 27, 2017 7:23 PM (two minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Oh man, you have not lived your life fully! Sorting out rotten onions from the good ones and cleaning up after: that is overly oniony.

Grilled onions or no onions

the marijuana stench is real, too, and even worse that the plants are sticky

a couple friends were traveling around the country years ago and ended up working at an acquaintance's recently legally started farm to help with the harvest. I guess they had to throw away some of their clothes because it would never wash out

Boss must have been destined to follow the path from rotten onions to weed all along then.

I think they're too distinct and you could never use one odor to cover the other, unfortunately

Onions pffft

Glowing-green mackerel, dead three weeks. *Thats* a fucking stink

Sure, but do you handle them all day? Get that stench in yr eyes ears nose? Dead mackarel is Chanel 5 compared to rotting onions.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xe1a1wHxTyo

trying to get a chronic prescription refilled right after your doctor of 20 years no longer practices in state and you can't get an immediate appointment with the person the records were transitioned to is a bigger pain than it should be. (they're giving me a temp script, but it involved a lot of back and forth calling).

This guy in the office has his keys on a Karabeaner (sic) or something and he jingles and jangles everywhere he goes. Drives me crazy.

As numb as I've become to clickbaity and twitter-slangy headlines on news sites, I cannot deal with this Huffpost redesign that adds these cheeky second headlines to the photographs. For instance, right now they've got a story headlined "Rob Lowe: I Saw Bigfoot, and I Thought It Would Kill Me" then there's a picture of Lowe with the words "GONE SQUATCHIN'" in type about 3 times the size of headline. Is it a pun on 'gone fishing?' If so, fuck you. Is it a reference to something Lowe said in some show or movie I've never seen? If so, fuck you. Even if you change it to something that is funny or makes sense, fuck you.

jeremy renner's face makes me irrationally angry. i know nothing about the dude or his movies, his face just pisses me off

people who laugh passive aggressively (i.e. "I don't know why this is so hard for you to understand (chuckle)")

yeah, that's irritating. are they laughing because they're complete jerks, or because they're awkward and don't know how to explain things? probably both

on a related note, my friends used to have a coworker who was notoriously difficult to explain things to, and one day it culminated in someone saying, through gritted teeth, "I. DON'T. UNDERSTAND. WHAT YOU. DON'T. UNDERSTAND."

haha yeah sometimes that's all that's left to say

drivers who don't use the center left-turn lane when turning left out of a sidestreet or driveway, instead opting to sit in the opposing lane(s) and block oncoming traffic while they wait for an opening in their destination lane. i.e.:

http://i.imgur.com/F2h0YKn.jpg

oh, I've seen even better. a three lane road where the center lane is a turning lane, and they stop in one of the normal lanes with their turn signal on

is the center lane... invisible?

well at least they had the decency to signal :-/

Or when they come to an almost complete stop in the normal lane and then slightly turn the front of their car into the turn lane, making sure that people behind also have to stop and then inch around them.

in Orlando people outright drive the wrong way on a one-way street all the time, not drunk, not because they're going 200 feet down the street and don't feel like having to turn around on back roads....not because the signs are confusing, just cos they're morons.

I was going down Central Ave I think and saw a guy oncoming the other direction and thought to myself "strange never seen that before" then looked and remembered that's cos it was a one way road, and dude was just flat out driving not thinking anything weird about their being no median stripe or dividing line or that everybody else was going my way. Happened on Edgewater once as well (and that guy I came closer to hitting).

I get that every city has one-way roads and this is a thing that can happen anywhere but Orlando roads aren't particularly hard to figure out.

also - people that sit in the wrong seats because they're too dumb to know how to read their tickets.

I get sometimes not knowing what section is where, but when you're sitting in row C, seat 19, and your ticket clearly says row V, seat 23, gtfo.

what I also hate is when people camp in your seat because maybe they bought two tickets separate on Stubhub and the other one was next to me, and they figure "we'll sit together and ask if the guy sitting here wants our seat". this dude pulled this on me at an Orlando City game (it was still 15 mins prior to gametime) and when I told him it was my seat, he asked if I wanted his (worse) seat, which was also nowhere near my friends who I sat behind....and I was like "those are my friends in front of me, plus I paid $900 for this ticket, so....no".

thing is I probably wouldn't mind it so much if the people approached me when I got there and asked "hey - I know my ticket isn't there, bu tmy dad is sitting next to you, can we switch", but the annexation of the seat and assumption that I'll be cool w/ it is the thing that irks me, like....also, is it really that hard to find two together? I mean we're talking events that never sold out that had blocks and blocks of tickets available.

when people say WHOA about something boring as fuck

WHOA

woah

At least in my state, it's illegal to use the center lane as a merging lane.

People still do it all the time - and it's especially illegal to block lanes of traffic - but there may be a slight reason to their madness.

Everyone suddenly using tweets here instead of just linking to the fckn article. Who cares who tweeeted it? Just post the article!

ia that my favorite tv show recap site is switching to almost all podcast-content

:( :(

i just wanna read some recaps!! i dont need hours of ppl gabbing in my ear about every goddamn show under the sun

xp if you're referring to me it's because i refuse to link to murdoch sites. rupert doesn't get any money from someone's photo of one of his poisonous shitrags

veg which site?

previously.tv (the folks from television without pity)

thanks! i feel bad for investigating it after your complaint but

when i get bored i go back & read old Hoarders & Intervention episode recaps

(altho Sara Bunting has a true crime podcast that I miiiiight check out bcz I am easily swayed by such things)

lol i wasn't actually ad

phew

Speaking of TC podcasts VG, go listen to Bloody Murder dammit! :P

i have!

Yay!

The fridge at work is disgusting, everything that's been in it stinks, my hands stink after touching anything that's been in it and the stink won't wash off

if I get a quiet moment I'll wipe the shelves down myself, but
a) I live in fear that the big boss will come in and roar "we pay you too much for you to be cleaning fridges!"
b) I'm not sure it will actually make much difference, I cleaned the top shelf a while ago after something leaked on it and a few days later it was just as horrible as ever

(also the freezer section has several inches of ice on the walls and ceiling, there's barely any room left to put anything. so in need of defrosting. there's a weekend-long power shutdown in August so I suppose it will defrost then, whether people want it to or not...)

Is there a suggested life of a fridge the way there is of a mattress? Been wondering.
Watched Hunkin talking about the fridge and the door being the main thing that goes but wondering if that is long out of date.

Duration I meant, mattress is supposed to be about 8 years ideally before replacing.

David Attenborough's The Life of Fridges

Sounded like spacedcadet's office on was turning into an ecosystem of its own.

Also annoying me today:

2. someone forwarded a quick off-the-cuff email I'd have phrased more diplomatically if I'd known it would get forwarded directly (nothing v rude, I just said "we can't do x, can you persuade the other team to do y instead" and would have written it in a more floral way had they been copied in or had I not been in a hurry to deal with someone else's stupid crisis)

3. had filled an online shopping basket with a few almost-late birthday presents I forgot to order in a timely fashion, then spent 20 minutes dealing with someone else's said work crisis, by which time my basket had timed out

I read that article y/day about Amazon being a de facto monopoly and thought "yes I should try to buy more things not through Amazon" but then you remember the world of online shopping outside Amazon involves lots of little piss-you-about things like baskets timing out or payment systems/address forms that don't quite work right and the dark side is so tempting

basically today is really annoying, or I'm really irritable, not sure which

2. Yes! I hate this.

I treat emails like everyone can read them. Ain't supposed to be this way, but here we are.

I got publicly called out on a status call by the project leader once thanks to someone doing this - cos I left him off, and someone forwarded to him, and he claimed I was 'keeping him in the dark'. when really, I had already planned to try one last ditch effort on my own that morning, and get him involved in the afternoon, only to have that plan thwarted by forward-person.