start a victory garden and ration your IRRATIONALLY ANGRY feelings, part 3

"If you're facing imminent danger or a child is in danger, press 1. Office hours are from 9-4 PM. Please call back"
wtf

Maybe I am a horrible person but the guy I sit next to at work has some really gross nasal hygiene habits that I can barely cope with. His way of coping with a stuffy nose/cold is to constantly make this gross HRRRRRRKKK snorting sound and sniff all the shit back up into his head. Over and over and over.

He also smells like a mixture of old socks, stale cigarettes, bad insense and BO.

trayce you soud reasonable to me

sound*

my coworker has some kinda congenital sinus something that makes him clear his throat 9000 times a day

when i'm tired it's all i can hear

Argh yes a friend of mine does that (I dont think he even realises). I have that condition where certain sounds just send me to the insanity plane, and sniffing/horking/mouth noises are the worst.

I often cant sit and read in the lunch room at work because it'll be all quiet, save for the sounds of 2 or 3 people eating very loudly with their mouths open. I get this uncontrollable rage/panic and have to leave the room.

getting super super massively fucking ia with people who, when i tell them i'm abandoning my life goals because there is no possible way to make them work, immediately say "have you tried <magic plan to fix everything>?", like in a year and a half of exhaustive attempts that have cost me happiness in myriad ways i never considered that one thing you thought up in two seconds

but have u tho

hush now

:D

I mean, maybe just try talking without moving your lips first and then move on to the part where your buddy talks while you drink from a glass of water.

at least then i'd have something to spit across the table when i double-take

add to cart to see price. no.

^ugh yes

This isn't quite IA but I wasn't sure where to put it...

I've been received calls from Florida for a few months and now they're leaving VM. It's a kid who thinks I'm his daddy and he's wondering where I am. I tried to answer today to tell the kid I'm not his dad, but the call abruptly dropped. It doesn't seem like a prank and I don't think blocking the number is right until someone sets the story straight. Just a weird sitch

yr not my dad?

lol

science has shown Neanderthal is the father of all modern day ILXors.

To be fair, Darth, everything got a little hazy after that shit went down on the lava planet. Are you sure?

Increasingly fed up of the amount of stuff that flies towards you in modern films. Make a decent 2d version without all the gimmicks, you mooks.

(Gravity, currently)

And the way TV interupts films with 5 minutes of fatuous showbiz news, so now it's two programmes, two separate recordings.

Don't forget the adverts that now make you pick which one you want to watch, or wait an extra 10 seconds (the humanity!) as penalty.

i have a digital food scale that offers four units: g, ml, oz., and fl. oz. it's to impress dumb people who don't realize that's two units! so every time i want to switch from g to oz. i have to cycle through more things for no reason.

PVR says i can copy (SD) files to an external drive but it's been 15 minutes now and the spinner is still spinning but the drive light isn't flashing. It's only a 15 minute programme too.

Check out home page of online publication. Perhaps click on a specific category. Find a story I'm interested in and click on that.

"To read this story, you must have a subscription." No problem! Log in with my username and password.

And now, I'm back on the original home page. >:-(

playstation vue does these big splash pages when you first open the app BASEBALL!! or HEY THE TOUR DE FRANCE IS ON

two options: Cancel or LETS GO!

both options take you to whatever's on tv at that time ... even if you're totally sold on the pitch!!

the options have no purpose at all

When you email a question to customer service and when you receive a reply it's in the form of a nondescript email with a shady looking download link to some encrypted response, and have to go down a bunch rabbit holes trying figure out whether or not to open the thing.

I emailed to ask about an $8 overcharge. Why does encryption have to enter into this?

i sometimes have to email people in another state agency for work. this agency has adopted a system whereby they cannot just reply to your email. when they reply, the system sends an email containing a button that says Unlock Message. it takes you to a link that asks are you [email?]. you click the email and it sends another message to your email linking to another page containing the actual reply you were supposed to get. you can only use that link once. can't they have an option to allow this when the messages contain actual sensitive information? instead of doing it for every fucking mundane email?

years ago i dressed up for a fancy black tie work function & the first person i saw walking in was my female boss. i said hi, told her she looked fab.
she didnt smile or say a word & just rubbed her teeth with her finger at me ... the international signal for "youve got lipstick on yr teeth"

a hello wouldve been nice :/

I travel by bus to and from work so, as you could imagine, I experience a lot of irrationally angry feelings. One old favourite, that never goes out of fashion, is people sitting on an aisle seat and leaving a window seat empty, apparently in an attempt to avoid the flesh-creeping horror of having to sit alongside a fellow human being. To be fair, I do this myself when I'm coming up to my stop, so, before I get too irrationally angry, I give people the benefit of the doubt - thereafter, disgusting savages. Putting bags on the seat beside you is less heinous because it's understandable to some extent - though I wouldn't do it myself unless I absolutely had to. Let's not get started on bus drivers though.

I've noticed another version of this phenomena more than a few times on my local buses. Even when there are banks of empty seats, there is this old perv type with halitosis + greasy dyed black hair who always makes a beeline for the seat with the attractive 20 something young lady or sometimes even teenage looking girls. And then proceeds to spread himself as uncomfortably close to them as possible. I have been watching this bus-perv for ages now, and could write a dossier on the slimey fucker!

Oh yes, I've seen that happen too, the flipside of the coin, as it were.

When I quit my last job, my boss assured me he would give me a good reference. Now when I need that reference the most to move forward with a time sensitive job opportunity, he won't take call but only an e-mail from the employer. Apparently he's too busy thumbing his ass.

Anyways if this job fails because of him, I'm not sure I'll be able to contain my rage towards him

my coworker has some kinda congenital sinus something that makes him clear his throat 9000 times a day

my coworker is doing this too, except in less of a serious sinus condition way than a slightly tickly throat which is audibly not being improved by making little hhh-hmmm noises every 3 seconds

tip: you aren't trying to talk, you're not making it better, you're probably actually just making it worse, and also I am about to set you on fire, so please stop

(disclaimer: in my experience when I get stuck in a loop of tiny throat-clearings I am just making it worse and if I just ignore the urge for a minute the bothersome feeling mostly subsides, so it's better if I only clear it if I actually need to say something, but other throats may vary and I am not a doctor, just a very irritable jerk on the internet)

Okay, I don't know how it took me so long to bring this up as it's a thing that makes me constantly IA, but...people who don't understand the concept of a queue. Like, just...what the fuck. Jesus Christ, it's one person after another, not that difficult a concept to grasp. Oh, oh, now you people who initiated this loose cluster of meandering dipshittery are confused about who's next? Oh? WELL, MAYBE YOU SHOULD'VE FORMED A SINGLE-FILE LINE. A SKILL EASILY GRASPED BY MOST FOUR-YEAR-OLDS WHO AREN'T SUFFERING FROM SOME DEGENERATIVE NEUROLOGICAL CONDITION.

^ A Fucking English

I'm so sick of not having the proper permissions to do anything at work, and only finding out about it when a manager tells me to do something and the pages I'm supposed to access are unviewable by me, and then it takes two days and countless screenshots to convince people that I'm not just dumb and bad at searching for things.

^this. one time my laptop got ravaged by a virus and on further research, it was due to a Java exploit that had been patched on a more recent version that for some reason wasn't automatically pushed out to the entire company, and when I tried to install said patch, it said I needed "Admin permission".

that must be why they didn't give me shit for returning the laptop though.

i went to book a half-day holiday only to find the holiday booking system needed another account and password, not one i could set up myself. and the administrator was off (and the two others had recently left the company). i emailed but two weeks later i still don't have an account. (took it has flexi-time in the end)

doesn't really make me angry as much as mildly annoyed or confused, but there are a few fast food places here that when you eat in, they for whatever reason ask you what flavor drink you want even though the beverages are self-serve and they aren't going to pour them for you.

I'm guessing it's probably "employee typically works drive-thru and is asking out of habit" but this one McDonald's does it every time and I curiously wonder if I tell you Diet Coke and I pour myself a Sprite are you going to come out and bash me over the head with a sledgehammer?

its because if you work in the restaurant industry bosses usually hammer it into your head to sell customers on stuff. saying "do you want a coke?" is more appealing than "do you want a soft drink?"

I am pretty sure you are meant to be confused by the question. If they simply and directly ask, "do you want x?", then you can simply and directly reply, "no, thanks". But if you are momentarily confused, you may mistakenly end up ordering a drink you didn't intend or want.

but these are situations where we've already established I'm getting one. i.e., where I order a combo that comes with one. so then I get confused as to why I have to establish which soft drink I want since I'm going to be the one pouring it anyway.

for a situation where I haven't ordered a drink yet, then that makes sense as an upsell

it's a totally legit move but I get small criminal frisson out of free cup and pushing the little "soda" tap under the Sprite or 7Up dispenser

totally saw an employee crumple dude's water cup once for doing that lol

yeah see that's exciting!

Like a lot of retail/service industry gripes it is almost certainly not the individual employee's fault; they're following a stupid rule made by the stupids who rule over them.

Very likely they don't have an option for "generic fountain drink," so they need you to specify. If they had a "generic fountain drink" option it would confuse things in a drive-thru where that would be a problem.

N.B.: in some places you have to specify "eat in" vs. "take out" for similar reasons. Even if you're just getting a coffee, they need to say one way or the other.

(Generally IME I think they just hit Coke if you say "and a soda." But different McDs may handle it differently.)

In the UK the tax is different for eat-in Vs take-away for certain items (but not others).

We got scolded in a FB group because there was a post they wanted to stay at the top and people kept responding to others or posting other things...so they kept manually passive-aggressively posting "bump" to return it to the top..

Even after I told them to pin the post (which they did and wow, problem solved), they still kept whining about it an hour later as if they immediately forgot about it.