worst sounding sushi roll at guy fieri's southern bbq & california style sushi restaurant tex wasabi's

Apologies in advance . . .

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nope

it's worse than you imagine it is, believe me

the only thing that would make that worse is if the image of guy on the swimsuit was from the infamous gif of him lapping from a bottle of san pelligrino like a thirsty bulldog

https://youtu.be/cF4JRyMelfI

oh god

this is good and pulls back the curtain a bit

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=trRc1_CATfo

nice, thanks for posting

so ilx is taking this guy seriously now

eh why not

Weak

Guy Fieri is Good Now is what I'm hearing online

Guy Fieri's stock went up as a recognized Hot Boys concert attender

otm

People really warmed up to him when it was revealed that donkey sauce was aioli and not sauce from an actual donkey.

he might be a jerk to his crew, kind of scared of people of other sexual orientations and ethnicities, but he's practically a man of the world compared to others in the news

I know that sentence is not missing an Oxford comma but I really want to add one.

:)

been acknowledging I could use a copy editor recently. might as well be a devious one.

saw a ddd yesterday where a place in st louis(?) serves a pb&j grilled cheese combo w/ a sliced banana on it

https://www.reddit.com/r/DnD/comments/6osvyl/art_oc_the_other_day_i_posted_a_map_i_drew_for_a/

A Fieri themed DnD campaign?

More apologies...

http://www.theonion.com/graphic/food-network-production-assistants-prep-guy-fieri--56459?utm_content=Main&utm_campaign=SF&utm_source=Facebook&utm_medium=SocialMarketing

I went to a pizza place tonight and right as I showed up two guys with a really nice video camera, one of whom was wearing a FLAVORTOWN shirt, walked out and got into a van with out of state plates. Apparently I missed Guy by an hour or so.

don't worry, I got him with the door

I've missed Guy by a day at a local place, Alton Brown by a few hours, and walked in to see the Man Versus Food camera crew shooting b-roll

with luck I will continue dodging these circuses

My spouse and I had a bet regarding Robert Plant. Deal was that if I was correct, he would have to go horseback riding with me. If he was correct, I would have to go the Guy Fieri joint in Baltimore.

I lost the bet.

my condolences

Reviewing the menu online was not helpful.

They have frozen jager shots.

Those might be helpful tho

I think you just have to throw yourself into it, commit.

alternatively, get divorced

well tbf he is the one who should really divorce me seeing as how I was convinced that Robert Plant did "Simply Irresistible"

jeez, talk about irreconciliable differences

lol

Palmer, Plant
the difference is scant

might as well face it you're addicted to a whole lotta love

there's a lady who's sure
all that glitters is gold
and she's buying a stairway to heaven
she's so fine
there's no telling where the money went

In my defense, I was drunk-certain of my correctness and had zero fear that Guy was going to be ruining my weekend.

So when is the big day? I trust you'll be posting a review.

This weekend, apparently. Can't decide if going in stoned is a good idea or the worst idea ever.

I am going to sacrifice myself to the will of this thread and will order what you choose from each category. First up: "Shareables"

Sashimi Won-Tacos$16.00
Sashimi-grade ahi and mango-jicama salsa are packed into crispy wonton taco shells, drizzled with sweet soy + wasabi cream.

Maryland Crab Fondue$16.00
Served with crispy house-made Old Bay + herb pretzel bread.

Los Nachos Del Jefe$14.00
Crispy corn tortilla chips topped with black beans, chorizo, Cheddar + Cotija cheeses, slivered red onions, sour cream, cilantro + jalapeños, built to make each nacho the perfect bite!.

Righteous Rojo Rings*$11.00
A little sweet, a little spicy, a whole lot of flavor! Guy's rojo dipping sauce takes these rings to the next level.

B-more Fries$16.00
Waffle-cut fries layered with a creamy blue crab fondue, Old Bay + green onions.

if you're at all prone to paranoia when baked i dunno if descending into the seven circles of flavortown is gonna be a good idea

personally i'd get sloshed beforehand, save the weed for a post-prandial palate-cleanser / nausea suppressant

gotta be the won-tacos, surely

'wonton taco shells' ffs

oh wait one more item from "Shareables"

Vegas Fries*$13.00
Guy's Signature dish - a throwback to his UNLV college days! Crispy sidewinder-cut fries are tossed in spicy buffalo seasoning, topped with blue cheese crumbles, served with Guy's cool blue-sabi (blue cheese + wasabi) dipping sauce.

Hard to fuck up nachos. Take the nachos

I agree that nachos are probably the safest choice, but part of me wants to make this as punishing as possible to my better half. What sounds most *awful*?

are we deciding based on what sounds most appetising or what's gonna be most amusing for the purposes of this thread

oh okay in that case quincie it's gotta be won-tacos for sure right?

The B-More Fries are sure to be a nigh-inedible soggy mess and a complete waste of crab