start a victory garden and ration your IRRATIONALLY ANGRY feelings, part 3

In general, I find the volume at which most people hold conversations is very much on the side of unacceptable.

No one fucking cares about your goddamned life that much. I literally have headphones on, volume maxed, and I am still having a hard time hearing the narrator of the documentary I'm trying to watch thanks to these loud ass fucking inconsiderate wretches.

Realising that I can't get to the book i want to look up MDMA in because the shelf above it has collapsed and the weight might bring down the bookcase which is in an awkward place to get to.
i have a few of this style of bookcase where the sides have bulged out far enough that the shelves have fallen off the little plastic brackets they sit on/ So the shelves are sitting on the top of the contents of teh shelf below.

I need to get it together to get screws into the side of each shelf and hope that will not split them or the sides of the unit.

Maybe need to develop the skills to create units like that from scratch since the walls i have here seem to be plaster so wouldn't support the weight of shelving. Just thought flatpack versions would do the work and can't get it together to customise them.

Austin - dead on

this sort of tryhard twitter posturing:

http://i.imgur.com/3rJzNFB.png

and the idea that the key criterion for judging a tv show/movie/comic etc is whether or not it annoys irrelevant bigots (I'd forgotten that Jim Davidson even presented the Generation Game tbh)

It could be meta-trolling, but tbh Seb's not that bright.

Twitter.

People who spend forever at the register hunting through a bag or wallet for exact change, like it's helping anyone or saving anyone any trouble.

Well (as someone who frequently gives exact change, or an odd amount of change with the explicit idea of getting a certain precise amount of change back), it's helping them.

polls with way too many options that dilute the point of even doing the poll

do you have a cat?

O yes, two or more (19%)
O yes, one (37%)
O yes, but it belongs to someone else (9%)
O no, but i want one (24%)
O no, and i don't want one (6%)
O no, because it's in storage (1%)
O no, because i'm allergic (4%)

You don't remember the wars do u

O I remember one war
O i remember two or more wars
O i don't remember this war
O i don't remember any wars
O i don't know what a war is

War is a social construct

i think this one is universal but i can't stand when people use my name when arguing with me. To not be a hypocrite I try to avoid doing this to others

shut up ross

<3

:-)

Women cop this one a lot, its belittling and pedagogic and it makes me want to punch.

now trayce you know that violence never solves anything

'specially if there is a short pause before-and-after. Because, Matthew, I am wasting my precious time to enlighten you with my point of view.

Customers pull this shit too when theyre trying to be pushy asswipes. "OK so listen here... what was your name again? Trayce? OK, Trayce. Listen to me, Trayce. I need you to understand that this issue with bla bla bla bla bla just isnt acceptable, Trayce, and I need you do bla bla bla bla"

*Trayce shoots self*

Funny thing is that in those customer experiences, they usually call me Trayce or Tracey too.

Sometimes even Terry.

One time, a guy started in on that sort of thing, except he was like, "Why don't you come outside with me. I don't want to embarrass you in front of your customers in here."

How considerate of him.

websites whose frontpages have a huge "NEW USER? REGISTER HERE" prompt right at the top of the page and a tiny "registered user? login here" box (or sometimes just a link that requires a pointless clickthrough) hidden somewhere near the bottom. I guess they aren't too optimistic about attracting repeat users?

The last couple times I have been standing watching a parade and purely through attrition have slowly advanced to the front row: if I'm there for more than about an hour, without fail, some person will appear near me who in their quest to be in the front row will bump, press, ignore all social boundaries around unwanted contact, assuming that if they act oblivious and bump/press enough that it will get me to move away and create a front row space for them. I have given zero ground and have had to just about bark and snarl at these people to get them to stop it. One woman was pressing her arm so hard against mine that it almost hurt.
This experience has convinced me that the front rows of parade-watchers contain a high enough proportion of this type of people that justice would be served by randomly pepper spraying the entire front row viewers of any parade, innocent and guilty alike.

If you can srsly watch a parade for "more than about an hour" I am not sure I am ready to trust your perception of pain, pleasure, innocence, or guilt.

people who say "operating in silos" should be buried alive in drywall

God help me man I may have sinned this very day

Well excuse me! If you've got a better way for me to describe how my workers store grain, I'm all ears!

Well excuse me! If you've got a better way for me to describe the career of Walter Salas-Humara, I'm all ears!

people who comment on a news site's published tv show review just to say "i don't watch this show"

seriously, who are you and who fucking cares

kids hitting their parents - this is just so fucked up to me...

that's totally rational anger

(hating people doing that is rational anger, i mean)

aaaand i misread your post. fuck. carry on.

kids hitting their parents - this is just so fucked up to me...

Say what?

I think we can all agree that any sort of domestic is pretty fucked up and sad.

*domestic violence

Just regular old domestic is alright, I guess.

Tom - a little kid was ceaselessly hitting his parents on the skytrain. His parents were pretty calm about it. Yeah agree Austin

IA at ambush conference calls

HI ITS GARY IM HERE WITH STEVE & TONY FROM ACCOUNTS AND FRAN FROM MARKETING AND WE JUST WANTED TO PICK YR BRAIN REAL QUICK

they are the worst and the people who do this are monsters.

ok maybe not irrational

People who say "Pick your brain." Don't do that. That's just not okay.

Now, if you really want to get on my good side, I'm all for back scratches.

This may be the ne plus ultra of irrational anger: People who wear wristwatches with the dial on the underside of their wrists.

we have a brain picker in my office. it disgusts me. she also once said "do you have a second?" and i pwned her by saying yes and then exclaiming "time's up!" when she started talking. i'm annoying.

Also very IA: When I'm going into a place I sometimes leave my car door unlocked, because there's nothing in it to steal and I'll only be away for a few minutes. Then when I come back to it, I use my key in the lock anyway (since 95% of the time I do lock it), so I get mad at myself for not taking advantage of my labor-saving move earlier.

i do that too. also our employee entrance at work is mostly locked but someone unlocks it in the middle of the day. my secretary smoking i think. if i put the key in, it is unlocked, and the handle won't turn with my key in it. if it don't put the key in, it's locked and i jerk myself backwards. whichever way it is is the opposite of what i think it will be, all the time.

Why do people do that, Phil? To protect the face?

Hate it too.

people who instant message you in piecemeal format. Never "hey Neanderthal, can I ask you a question", but like:

them: Hi Neanderthal
me: hi
them: how are you?
me: I am fine - how are you? and what's up?
them: I was hoping you could help me with something?
me: WOULD YOU JUST FUCKING ASK WHAT YOU'RE GOING TO ASK

^
Yes! I absolutely hate this and it happens to me constantly. You didn't message me just to chit-chat, you obviously want something from me, so get to the point and let's move on with our lives.

sometimes when they ask "how are you", to punish them I want to say "I'm at the end of my rope and don't know how I'm going to get through the afternoon. how about you?"