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I love how Ray and Deanna, even WITH that fast forward, lost, seemingly only because Ray is a douche and was more interested in making Deanna feel bad about herself than grinding corn. What a fuckstick!

It was so sweet to see them philiminated. I especially like how Gretchen and Meredith outlasted them, after all of Ray's trashtalking about them being too old and weak to be in the race.

Leon Bluth (Ex Leon), Wednesday, 30 March 2005 13:21 (nineteen years ago) link

ray was fuckin' creepy. total wifebeater material. all that "i have more faith in you then you do" crap. yeah right, buddy. getting beat by the olders was too poetic for words.

scott seward (scott seward), Wednesday, 30 March 2005 13:33 (nineteen years ago) link

I want to befriend Uchenna and Joyce. I can't believe their relationship was rocky before coming on the show!

The brothers deserve gigantic medals made of candy for PWNing Ray The Fuckstick and his gimpy non-running legs.

The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 30 March 2005 13:38 (nineteen years ago) link

"oldsters" not olders. or maybe just elders. the elders really did make me cringe in the cave and make me kinda wish that they would just go home, but then they pulled it out! you never know.

scott seward (scott seward), Wednesday, 30 March 2005 13:39 (nineteen years ago) link

i know what really made me cringe: when the oldies left the cave WITHOUT THE CLUE and then wandered around mumbling "Do you have the clue? where's the clue". that was just too pathetic. but i'm glad they proved me wrong.

scott seward (scott seward), Wednesday, 30 March 2005 13:42 (nineteen years ago) link

ALSO WHAT THE FUCK WAS UP WITH DEANA'S RIGHT EYE???????

The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 30 March 2005 13:43 (nineteen years ago) link

her eye was scaring me. you think ray popped her one? she always looked sad and blotchy. i felt bad for her.

scott seward (scott seward), Wednesday, 30 March 2005 13:46 (nineteen years ago) link

What a bunch of douchebags.

Huk-L, Wednesday, 30 March 2005 13:46 (nineteen years ago) link

Ray is appalling - at the end Deanna was like, "he has to learn there's more than one person in this relationship" and I thought, yeah, right. That arrogant piece of shit is never going to learn anything. GET ONE RESTRAINING ORDER.

daria g (daria g), Wednesday, 30 March 2005 14:17 (nineteen years ago) link

Deanna has to learn there isn't more than one person in that relationship and move on!
All race long, Ray's been like "She has to start asserting herself" and then she finally did, and he couldn't believe it!

Huk-L, Wednesday, 30 March 2005 14:20 (nineteen years ago) link

I liked how they got to the corn-pounding task, cut away, and then OH NO DEANNA HAS A SPLIT LIP AND RAY IS YELLING! Did he punch her? (Ans. No, she obviously smacked herself in the face with her pounder but it was still great editing.)

The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 30 March 2005 14:22 (nineteen years ago) link

You know, for being a big muscular guy, he was really REALLY shitty at that corn grinding thing.

Meanwhile Uchenna and Joyce looked like they were getting TURNED ON watching each other do that. "Ew, yeah baby, WORK THAT STICK."

nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 30 March 2005 14:26 (nineteen years ago) link

I love that Uchenna and Joyce HOUSED everyone on that task!

Lynn and Alex suck. I can't wait for them to get Philiminated. STOP OBSESSING OVER ROB AND AMBER AND RACE, YOU FUCKSTICKS.

The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 30 March 2005 14:30 (nineteen years ago) link

i agree. their moral crusade about how detestable rob and amber were for not stopping was actually almost as bad as rob and amber not stopping.

mark p (Mark P), Wednesday, 30 March 2005 14:37 (nineteen years ago) link

not enough love for the brothers on this thread, btw. they're such DUDES.

mark p (Mark P), Wednesday, 30 March 2005 14:38 (nineteen years ago) link

Rob & Amber not stopping is less detestable than Lynn & Alex going on and on about how they did stop for the next three episodes.

Huk-L, Wednesday, 30 March 2005 14:41 (nineteen years ago) link

When the brothers made that flight and surreptitiously gave each other respeck knuckles? CLASSIC!

The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 30 March 2005 14:42 (nineteen years ago) link

(I have to admit that when Lynn read the information from their clue and then executed a flawless geek-turn-and-run, I nearly spat out my drink. So funny...)

The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 30 March 2005 14:45 (nineteen years ago) link

not enough love for the brothers on this thread, btw. they're such DUDES.

Yeah, they're great! I was sad when it looked like they were out of the race, it was fantastic when they were able to beat Ray and Deana at the last minute.

Leon Bluth (Ex Leon), Wednesday, 30 March 2005 14:46 (nineteen years ago) link

well, rob and amber not stopping WAS pretty bad. i like how in the beginning the editors and producers did everything possible to make rob and amber seem really likable, and now that all the possible villains have been eliminated, they're setting them up to be the show's assholes. granted i don't think it would take much. i liked them a lot in the beginning but now they're starting to irritate me. amber's fawning looks at rob whenever he says something remotely cocky/controversial are getting stale.

(xposts)

mark p (Mark P), Wednesday, 30 March 2005 14:47 (nineteen years ago) link

(I have to admit that when Lynn read the information from their clue and then executed a flawless geek-turn-and-run, I nearly spat out my drink. So funny...)

haha otm, they literally preened and squawked their way to the car.

mark p (Mark P), Wednesday, 30 March 2005 14:49 (nineteen years ago) link

i just loved how lynn immediately started gossiping around the ol' corn mill.

scott seward (scott seward), Wednesday, 30 March 2005 15:03 (nineteen years ago) link

It wasn't exactly cool of them to deny Rob and Amber the van space though.

nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 30 March 2005 15:06 (nineteen years ago) link

Yeah, after all Rob's done for other teams...bribing bus drivers/security guards, stealing cabs, etc.
I don't mind that Rob's being all sneaky and conniving like he was on S:AS, I just think he's a fucking twat when the tables are turned and he acts the victim

Huk-L, Wednesday, 30 March 2005 15:10 (nineteen years ago) link

It wasn't exactly cool of them to deny Rob and Amber the van space though.

i disagree! if anything i'd like to see people be a little bit MORE cutthroat -- that's what i liked so much about rob and amber early on. and to be honest i don't understand why everyone's giving the old people money -- it's not like they got mugged, they came in last.

mark p (Mark P), Wednesday, 30 March 2005 15:22 (nineteen years ago) link

I think that if they had the same attitude as Rob and Amber ("this is a race and we'll do what we have to to win") rather than the attitude they have ("we hate Rob and Amber because they eat kittens and they already won a million dollars"), Lynn and Alex would not be tiresome douchebags who should fall off of a cliff.

The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 30 March 2005 15:31 (nineteen years ago) link

I don't mind that Rob's being all sneaky and conniving like he was on S:AS, I just think he's a fucking twat when the tables are turned and he acts the victim

He didn't act the victim. Obviously anyone would be pissed off about the taxi incident, so he said his piece about it and then carried on racing. OTOH, when the Gay Boys think somebody has looked at them funny, they complain about it for the next two episodes.

"We would have come in second but we stopped unlike Rob and Amber -- THEY HAVE NO SOUL!!!"

Um, no. Setting aside the screwing over vis a vis the taxi incident, you would have finished in exactly the same spot. The difference between R&A rolling down the window and not stopping is 30 seconds. The difference between doing Water and doing Food at the detour looked to be about an hour.

MindInRewind (Barry Bruner), Wednesday, 30 March 2005 16:22 (nineteen years ago) link

Re: Deanna's eye and "she obviously smacked herself in the face with her pounder" (sorry Dan, don't know how to do the italics quotes; new to this & all),

I think I noticed her eye was already bad and swollen the day before, after that (god-awful) fast-forward high-wire stunt (no way I could have done that). I'm thinking it was either (1) bee sting? (2) allergic reaction or (3) stress reaction.

theophilus jones (theophilus), Wednesday, 30 March 2005 16:46 (nineteen years ago) link

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I was speaking more about her split lip when I mentioned the pounder than I was her eye. My wife thought the eye thing was a stress-induced facial tic.

The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 30 March 2005 17:00 (nineteen years ago) link

Yeah, everyone was getting pretty beaten up in the show last night.

Thanks for the italics help. Now, how do I create hypertext for a link? Is there a FAQ/help I should be reading?

theophilus jones (theophilus), Wednesday, 30 March 2005 17:46 (nineteen years ago) link

(hyperlink: <a href="this is the thread where we talk breathlessly about the best TV show on North American television: THE AMAZING RACE!">a link to this thread</a< = a link to this thread)
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The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 30 March 2005 17:52 (nineteen years ago) link

(You usually don't need the HTML literals for & and >.)

The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 30 March 2005 17:54 (nineteen years ago) link

yeah, guess I should have learned some HTML basics along the way. Thanks again, TGODP.

Back on topic: Was it really fair for them to give the dudes a new rover? When they crashed it, I thought, "Well, I guess the old couple aren't getting eliminated after all." I mean, I'm glad they're still in it, but should there have been a penalty? Also, why the hell did the old couple decide to go for the cave task? I didn't think they'd make it out of there alive!

theophilus jones (theophilus), Wednesday, 30 March 2005 18:21 (nineteen years ago) link

OOPS I forgot that this board takes URLs to threads this board and automatically turns them into links with the thread title.

The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 30 March 2005 19:17 (nineteen years ago) link

Whoa! I thought for sure that Dudes were eliminated because I thought I saw one of them talking about going home! It was sweeeet seeing them SMOKE Ray during the footrace. I originally didn't like them and their Neander-brows, but then they pull some drama like this and are actually pretty funny sometimes.

As for Rambah: Amber is completely riding on Rob's coattails. Rob remains mad skillz; saying that Meredith pushed Gretchen down in the caves!! As for not slowing down, he saw that there were two teams there and thus knew that whoever had overturned did have some help; if there was only that single team, then slowing down to yell out the window would've been appropriate -- which, mind, is what the other teams did.

Leeeter van den Hoogenband (Leee), Wednesday, 30 March 2005 21:07 (nineteen years ago) link

Is anyone else hoping that next week's episode feature Alex snapping and slamming Alex's head repeatedly in a car door?

The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 6 April 2005 13:55 (nineteen years ago) link

Did anyone else notice that everyone kept calling the goats "him" and "he" even as they were squeezing milk from the teats?

Huk-L, Wednesday, 6 April 2005 14:00 (nineteen years ago) link

All goats are male. Also, by induction, we can prove that everyone thinks Gretchen is a goat.

The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 6 April 2005 14:02 (nineteen years ago) link

You mean Lynn, Dan? He is a racist ass.

Leon WK (Ex Leon), Wednesday, 6 April 2005 14:03 (nineteen years ago) link

Now Uchenna and Joyce are the only racers that I don't completely hate.

dave225 (Dave225), Wednesday, 6 April 2005 14:08 (nineteen years ago) link

Yeah, the second "Alex" should be "Lynn", or as I now like to think of him, "That Doughy Waste Of Space Who Should Be Beaten With Tire Irons Until He Bleeds From His Eyes, Preferably By His Infinitely-More-Likable Boyfriend As That Would Satisfy My Sense Of Dramatic Irony".

The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 6 April 2005 14:09 (nineteen years ago) link

Gretchen was getting on my nerves a little bit but she and Meredith really kick ass and are far and away the toughest older couple to ever appear on the show (no one can compare to the previous two seasons' oldsters, though). Gretchen is made of iron and, screechy voice aside, I'm kind of in awe of her.

I just can't hate Rob and Amber! I see exactly why I should, but I can't do it; they're too good at both the tasks and manipulating the other players.

The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 6 April 2005 14:12 (nineteen years ago) link

Yeah. But then Uchenna basically said the same thing. Though he put it in a much more more palatable way, and he said it more because of his family than the colour of his skin.

xxxpost

Huk-L, Wednesday, 6 April 2005 14:13 (nineteen years ago) link

There's a gigantic and obvious semantic difference between "I can do this; I've seen people do this hundreds of times" and "They can balance things on their heads because they were born to do it; we weren't".

The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 6 April 2005 14:16 (nineteen years ago) link

Yeah, that's what I was trying to say.
I was more impressed that Uchenna did it so well because he's a man, and that's traditionally something done by women, who I always thought had a better sense of balance because of their curves and stuff. But I guess having seen it done hundreds of times trumps having curves.

Huk-L, Wednesday, 6 April 2005 14:21 (nineteen years ago) link

I was sooooooo hoping the brothers wouldn't get eliminated and would have to go through the next leg of the race in their swim trunks and ridiculous hats.

nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 6 April 2005 14:27 (nineteen years ago) link

I was sad they had to be eliminated, but I guess they must have really fucked up their directions when they left for the detour.

Leon WK (Ex Leon), Wednesday, 6 April 2005 14:29 (nineteen years ago) link

am i the only one who thought that the balancing thing didn't look as hard as all the quitters made it seem? uchenna was totally otm - "just think about the water". i like that couple more and more every week. too bad about the brothers. they proved to be likable idiots in the end, like hello, you're in a race, why the hell are you stopping for a warddrobe change? also, i'm glad army guy and pageant girl are fighting, they seem a little less dauntingly all-american. also, how meredith and gretchen continue to place is one of the great mysteries of the world - they look completely lost out there.

mark p (Mark P), Wednesday, 6 April 2005 14:32 (nineteen years ago) link

also, how meredith and gretchen continue to place is one of the great mysteries of the world

It's because GRETCHEN IS MADE OF IRON!

My favorite moment with them was when Gretchen kept going "HURRY HURRY HURRY" and Meredith finally said, "Geez, would you cut me some slack?" and she said, "Okay" and SAT BACK AND SHUT UP! That moment showed A) they've really been together for a really long time and know each other inside and out; B) there's a simultaneous sense of comfortableness and respect for each other; C) they are really equals in their relationship despite the way Gretchen's extroversion and Meredith's introversion might make you think that G dominates.

The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 6 April 2005 14:38 (nineteen years ago) link

OTM

When will the other teammates get it through their heads that it doesn't help to yell "hurry hurry" at the person doing the roadblock? So much time is lost every season with one person asking the other to just shut up.

Maria :D (Maria D.), Wednesday, 6 April 2005 14:40 (nineteen years ago) link


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