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xp it has an instinctive appeal in explaining why englishness seems so alien to the english but it's about as anglocentric as you can get

ogmor, Wednesday, 2 August 2017 16:07 (eight years ago)

oddly enough they began exploring this material as a way of explaining why, unlike other nations, england (real or otherwise) had never had a revolution: the exceptionalism is apparently all too transferrable

of course i think it has had THREE revolutions but you and i differ on this :)

mark s, Wednesday, 2 August 2017 16:10 (eight years ago)

maybe one extended revolution which was ultimately not dissimilar to France's in terms of where the power went

my difficulty with any version of the phrase "healthy patriotism" makes it very hard to agree with much that Barnett says in that essay

put your hands on the car and get ready to die (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 2 August 2017 16:16 (eight years ago)

The men were arrested on 26 August 2016 after a bag of weapons, including a pipe bomb, an air pistol and a meat cleaver with the word kafir (unbeliever) scratched on it, were found under the driver’s seat of Ali’s car. In Aziz’s car they found a samurai sword bought from a sex shop in Stoke for £20.

thirst trap your hare (DJ Mencap), Thursday, 3 August 2017 11:11 (eight years ago)

"now that's a big chopper"

put your hands on the car and get ready to die (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 3 August 2017 11:13 (eight years ago)

who knew the people of stoke were so sexually adventurous

the shape of a hot willie lumpkin (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 3 August 2017 11:14 (eight years ago)

when the only people you get it on with are close family you have to do something to liven it up

put your hands on the car and get ready to die (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 3 August 2017 11:18 (eight years ago)

also who knew samurai swords were so reasonably-priced

the shape of a hot willie lumpkin (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 3 August 2017 11:19 (eight years ago)

Austerity Britain.

weird echo of the falsies (Tom D.), Thursday, 3 August 2017 11:23 (eight years ago)

you used to be able to kick a ball-gag in the street

the shape of a hot willie lumpkin (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 3 August 2017 11:25 (eight years ago)

is this england? idk. who cares

update from the local: an auld lad has taken €100 bets he can fit through a bar stool pic.twitter.com/Yk1tzbXQr5

— Thomas (@heytk_) August 14, 2017

, Monday, 14 August 2017 16:52 (eight years ago)

The bet is in Euros so Ireland.

Wewlay Bewlay (Tom D.), Monday, 14 August 2017 16:58 (eight years ago)

Idk where it is I'd take that bet in a heartbeat

Le Bateau Ivre, Monday, 14 August 2017 17:04 (eight years ago)

yeah, that's easy money right there

for sale: clown shoes, never worn (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 14 August 2017 17:04 (eight years ago)

oh really

what a man pic.twitter.com/bOb6t9HVW9

— Thomas (@heytk_) August 14, 2017

Number None, Monday, 14 August 2017 20:02 (eight years ago)

fuck

for sale: clown shoes, never worn (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 14 August 2017 20:05 (eight years ago)

lergend

Le Bateau Ivre, Monday, 14 August 2017 20:10 (eight years ago)

I don't need to look at anything else but his face to let you know that's an irishman

jk rowling obituary thread (darraghmac), Monday, 14 August 2017 20:13 (eight years ago)

LOL

Wewlay Bewlay (Tom D.), Monday, 14 August 2017 20:16 (eight years ago)

posts like that make me proud to be 2nd gen Irish debris

calzino, Monday, 14 August 2017 20:28 (eight years ago)

https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/originals/bc/2b/2d/bc2b2d449d3924f934e61b548b496e77.jpg

thirst trap your hare (DJ Mencap), Monday, 14 August 2017 22:17 (eight years ago)

A+

Le Bateau Ivre, Tuesday, 15 August 2017 00:09 (eight years ago)

Ireland reliably one of england's most idiosyncratic counties

The Adventures Of Whiteman (Bananaman Begins), Tuesday, 15 August 2017 09:00 (eight years ago)

https://manchesterestatepubs.wordpress.com/

I know even the faintest whiff of northern sentimentality can cause ilxor noses to wrinkle but some of you might like this. I also see mike leigh has put a call out for 'authentic northern faces' for his peterloo film

ogmor, Tuesday, 15 August 2017 14:09 (eight years ago)

This is doing the rounds on Twitter at the moment, from a listing on Rightmove and oh dear.

Matt DC, Friday, 25 August 2017 14:21 (eight years ago)

"motivated seller"

Neves Say Neves Again (Noodle Vague), Friday, 25 August 2017 14:23 (eight years ago)

on the plus side, i imagine that's knocked a chunk of the asking price

frankfurters take on new glamour in this gleaming aspic (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 25 August 2017 14:24 (eight years ago)

I once lived in an upstairs flat above a known sex-offender. The local hoodlums used to kick their football against his door and someone daubed "sex-case" on it. I'm sure glad they knew the side door belongs to the upstairs flat!

calzino, Friday, 25 August 2017 14:27 (eight years ago)

Rightmove have now removed the photo from the original listing, as if it hadn't occurred to anyone first time round that it might be a little offputting to prospective buyers.

Matt DC, Friday, 25 August 2017 14:28 (eight years ago)

Great little haul here

Never changed username before (cardamon), Tuesday, 5 September 2017 00:21 (eight years ago)

http://www.theargus.co.uk/news/15528032.Priest_given_community_order_for_using_dead_woman_s_disabled_badge_to_park_his_car/

This one had me at the dog's name.

めんどくさかった (Matt #2), Saturday, 16 September 2017 09:56 (eight years ago)

amazing

kinder, Saturday, 16 September 2017 10:37 (eight years ago)

The court heard he has no connection to the Church of England and regularly travels to Moldova.

There is little on earth more suspicious than a 63-year-old fake priest who regularly travels to Moldova.

Wag1 Shree Rajneesh (ShariVari), Saturday, 16 September 2017 11:24 (eight years ago)

http://www.bristolpost.co.uk/news/bristol-news/gran-catapulted-wall-defective-pontins-505360

mfktz (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Wednesday, 20 September 2017 19:50 (eight years ago)

that sounds pretty shit and the fire alarm situation is worrying but lol @ those "damning" photos

illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Wednesday, 20 September 2017 22:36 (eight years ago)

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DKQAVqrW4AAonT2.jpg

thirst trap your hare (DJ Mencap), Saturday, 23 September 2017 21:27 (eight years ago)

can't wait for their baked rabbit and soused herrings ecigs!

calzino, Saturday, 23 September 2017 21:47 (eight years ago)

Other flavours include:

  • Snakebite and Black
  • Chips and Curry Sauce
  • Spicy Chicken Wings
  • Pilchards
  • The Bitter Tears When England Are Knocked Out Of The World Cup

Zings Can Only Get Better (snoball), Saturday, 23 September 2017 21:51 (eight years ago)

http://brightcove04.o.brightcove.com/4221396001/4221396001_5181253188001_5181244722001-vs.jpg?pubId=4221396001&videoId=5181244722001

be the cringe you want to see in the world (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 24 September 2017 18:55 (eight years ago)

lol. the realest

Roberto Spiralli, Sunday, 24 September 2017 19:01 (eight years ago)

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/av/magazine-41361662/i-want-to-get-rid-of-my-polish-accent

The Doug Walters of Crime (Tom D.), Sunday, 24 September 2017 19:25 (eight years ago)

That's my local high street, which isn't hugely surprising.

Wag1 Shree Rajneesh (ShariVari), Sunday, 24 September 2017 19:30 (eight years ago)

Judging by this thread England post brexit vote is getting realer by the Pound

Le Bateau Ivre, Sunday, 24 September 2017 20:14 (eight years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B-sNCfAo2Es

calzino, Sunday, 24 September 2017 21:08 (eight years ago)

Fucking Thanet.

kraudive, Sunday, 24 September 2017 21:32 (eight years ago)

Forbidden Thanet!

kim jong deal (suzy), Monday, 25 September 2017 12:05 (eight years ago)

700 years of broken britain:

Reginald de Freestone had his head caved in 1322 by William de “Grymesby” for drunkenly loitering outside his shop at night w 11 companions.

— Medieval Death Bot (@DeathMedieval) September 30, 2017

mark s, Saturday, 30 September 2017 11:43 (eight years ago)

17 degrees outside and the bus heating turned up to "bake"

illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Saturday, 30 September 2017 12:09 (eight years ago)

http://www.leicestermercury.co.uk/news/leicester-news/watch-silver-man-who-swore-471676

thirst trap your hare (DJ Mencap), Sunday, 8 October 2017 12:40 (eight years ago)


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