start a victory garden and ration your IRRATIONALLY ANGRY feelings, part 3

yeah, there was no beep or anything, and he didn't ask "what is your message?", he said it as a statement like you would on a machine

when netflix randomly makes you sign in

I know it's not cool to get all pissy about old people in the twilight of their years, BUT. . .

I swear to god, how do they go about from store to store, using a non-cash payment of some sort, and yet, never actually learning how to use it correctly? Three times today, I was behind different elder people who had to have the clerk at the counter do most of the work for them at the card swiping terminal. I also wonder if this sort of thing doesn't make them really susceptible to identity theft. The law of averages says that they will eventually run into a less than upstanding store clerk who will no doubt take advantage of the situation somehow.

I get IA and then start to simultaneously feel bad for them. Just, completely flustered.

And I'm just there. Waiting to pay for my broccoli.

the problem is paying for broccoli

sorry, pvmic etc

Old people; why can't they just be younger?

I usually avoid lines with old people in them for this very reason (and in my defense, I'm pretty old myself).

Ahh, come on. Broccoli's good for you.

ah yeah Austin I experienced an old person the other day holding up a line. To make matters worse there was a sketchy ass dude behind me who at one point tried to leave the store to not pay and then came back to the line. Once I left the store he seemed to be going the same way I was home and was screaming behind me the whole time :-/

Containers of stuff like peanut butter or lotion where there is a substantial amount of stuff always left at the bottom which is almost impossible to retrieve or dispense without making a huge mess. Grrr.

Weirdest thing along those lines I've seen is coconut oil in a long neck bottle. Like how does that not put the entire product into that category?
Nb this is the solid at room temp stuff.

my biggest packaging IA is stupid Califia Farms almond milk in large plastic bottled that are bulbous at the bottom & narrow at the top and look like vases and are just nonsensical wastes of packaging.

^^^^Especially the lids.

the lids are the worst

this was as puzzling as it was anger-making, but must be set down here. I was leaving the grocery store and a woman in front of me was walking through the automatic door pulling her shopping cart behind her. She stopped, leaving her cart half inside the door and half out, picked up her bags and walked away, leaving the cart where it was, blocking the doorway.

>:(

Now I know what to do if that ever happens to me, which is push the cart along behind her until she gets in her car and then leave it right behind her and say, "Ma'am, I think you forgot your cart!" and walk away.

I'll have to think of something else if she's not driving.

Pick it up and throw it at her

I was at the store today and a couple parking near me just left their cart in the middle of the lot next to another abandoned cart. Their cart, once left, started wheeling away toward a parked car, so the woman ran back, steadied it, then started to walk away. Then the original cart, not theirs, started scooting toward the same parked car. So I popped out of my car and said, "hey, just return it to the cart return and you won't have this problem!" The woman tried to blame it on her husband, so I said, it really doesn't matter, just return it where it belongs. So she takes the cart and walking away stresses that the other cart (duh) was not hers, so I said, that's fine, *I'll* take the other cart, you just take yours, and everything is good. I take the original cart with me to the store, and look over my shoulder, where the derelict husband is grumbling his way to the cart return.

Lesson? Just return your fucking cart, you'll never miss those 30 seconds, you might get a little exercise, and I won't have to embarrass you in the parking lot. I guess this made me rationally angry?

Over here most carts have a coin deposit €1 or €2. The coin operates as a key that you push the piece of metal chaining it to the next cart/trolley in the stack.
I think that's been the system since I was a kid in the UK. Though I remember using carts to push things around towns so maybe it's not universal. But it does tend to mean they get returned to get the deposit back.

We have that in America too, but usually only at stores where mostly poor people shop, like Aldi's.

I was remembering pushing a cart around Bath. Possibly with a rucksack in. But pavements having a 30 degree tilt towards the road which was a pain to keep the cart straight to counter.

We also have automatically locking carts, where at a certain range the wheels just freeze. Once a lot was crowded and I had to park further away than usual. As I approached the cart just froze, immobile, so I had to carry my stuff to the car a bag at a time.

Another time I picked up a cart that had been left in the lot, figuring I could use that one. It just would not budge. I had dragged it all the way to the front of the store when an employee pointed down and noted that the thing was essentially booted and locked, out of service. So I asked him what it was doing in the middle of the lot!

Getting pretty ra rn

You know, if they've got these things wired to lock up at a certain range, they should be able to make 'em just go back to the buggy corral on their own.

When you're looking up some facts and trivia on a particular song, and the most popular results that come back in a Google search are fucking Phish setlists of when they inevitably covered the song.

These new pop-up art installations that are really more just corporate Instagram backdrops like the Color Factory and the Museum of Ice Cream make me really IA and have me yearning for the nuclear apocalypse.

Over here most carts have a coin deposit €1 or €2. The coin operates as a key that you push the piece of metal chaining it to the next cart/trolley in the stack.
I think that's been the system since I was a kid in the UK. Though I remember using carts to push things around towns so maybe it's not universal. But it does tend to mean they get returned to get the deposit back.

― Stevolende, Monday, August 14, 2017 3:52 PM (six hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

We have that in America too, but usually only at stores where mostly poor people shop, like Aldi's.

― President Keyes, Monday, August 14, 2017 3:54 PM (six hours ago)

my local Aldi has these, which is faintly ridiculous because it's a sprawling, suburban, mostly middle class area with very few pedestrians and thus little risk of people walking home with the carts. the 25¢ deposit isn't even a strong enough incentive for shoppers to return their carts to the entryway, since half the time I shop there I'm able to retrieve an abandoned cart from the lot and return it afterwards for a 25¢ profit.

(as I was returning my cart during my last visit to Aldi, an old man waved a quarter at me and shouted "whoop! whoop! whoop! whoop!", freaking me out for few seconds before I realized he wanted me to give him my cart to spare him the hassle of unlocking one himself)

Old friend of mine who has always been a little on the overblown anger/bipolar behavior side (has frequent FB blowups/flounces etc) decided yesterday to bitterly deride Taylor Swift for her recent court case sexual assault comments, by suggesting she was "milking it" and it was all quite planned. "fuck the corporates" and all that jazz basically

Everyone rightly took him to task for being so cynically dismissive of her comments as a ploy and milking it. 12 hours later he's deleted all his comments then retreated to his own FB page to declare hes "sick of your gender shit, try being in a cancer ward for a day and get some perspective"

The guy is being treated for (likely non terminal) cancer. He's done this before - using his condition to fall back and lash out at everyone.

I feel like everyone's being on eggshells because of his condition but fuck it, isnt he - ironically - milking it himself? arrgh. I hate people being emotionally manipulative.

when convenience stores have things like toothpaste or Zantac or etc behind the counter and not out on the floor where you can get it yourself, so that when there is a line of people making purchases you have to wait to get to the front of the line to find out if they even have what you're looking for.

xpost oh christ. most people would probably be forgiving of anybody in a situation like that having a bad day, for sure, but to act entitled to a free pass every time you make a shitty comment because you're ill is a bad look. especially when said shitty comments can be hurtful to other people.

The ten cent bottle deposit in Michigan. It probably made sense before the ubiquity of recycling but now I've got to keep a separate box for returnables, every grocery store above a certain size has to maintain a special room for the sorting equipment, I've got to haul the fucking things to the store, can't return all brands at all stores, etc. When I lived here in college it was awesome to pay for breakfast the night after party but now it's such a hassle for the $7.50 I got today.

this probably falls under "rationally angry" but i don't think there's anything that makes me angrier than when a neighbor steals my sunday new york times. on top of that, the delivery guy told me that they take $10 out of his pay check for each paper reported missing. great.

why the fuck does the delivery person automatically get dinged for that? horseshit arrangement.

yours is rational anger yes.

IA of the day - how many motherfuckin' people are going to make Little Shop of Horrors jokes today because of the eclipse. after about 11 people did it, had to update my FB Purity settings.

I hate people being emotionally manipulative.

^rational as hell

don't think this will be a popular opinion but snobby people in cities bug me to no end. Head held high, nose up in the air - shielding yourself from any particular emotion. I think being approachable is a good thing, but then I'm from the country..

my suburban coworkers are bigger snobs than city ppl I know who are GIANT snobs

ah yeah sorry to generalize here, just something i've noticed in vancouver to some extent

See Orlando fits yr description perfectly Ross. And it's undeserved snobbery

Head held high, nose up in the air

What like, literally? Makes a change from noses buried in iPhones i suppose.

Sounds poorly defined and not all that angry, idk

poorly defined? it's the blankest of looks, a serious clinical expression. What more do i need to say?

So apparently today is "Force Friday" and I don't know what that means or why except that I have a whole bunch of emails from different companies trying to sell me Star Wars related shite, not quite 4 months since I had an inbox full of "LOL May the 4th GEDDIT now buy our Jedi bobblehead set in exclusive presentation box TODAY ONLY" nope nope go away

It's midnight and 82 degrees inside and outside and I am IA at everything but especially this weather.

otm

right now, it's "everything and anything anybody does and says, including me". aka summer in Florida. amazed I can be anywhere near sociable when I'm this grouchy lol

That idiotic 'Breakfast at Tiffany's' song.

The two people in the song are some of the most obliviously incoherent borefests in pop music history. Everything about the song is so indescribably stock "alternative rock" that I hate it unconditionally. Why am I still hearing it in the grocery store?

This ones probably perfectly rational: the weird trend in proper news articles in Papers of Record and news websites (ie: not buzzfeed or junkee or such) to be putting a load of fucking animated gifs into a news item

Cut it the fuck out! A page full of jabbering juddery gifs of taytay, the kid from stranger things, or what the fuck ever is not wanted!

There are browser extensions that stop those, but I'm not sure about mobile devices.

We have those in the weekly power point presentations at work now, projected behind people trying to tell us what they've been doing recently. It's like everyone has ADHD.