you know when you wake up in the middle of the night and you have that taste in your mouth that is a combination of alcohol dehydration and i ate way too much sugar
― assawoman bay (harbl), Sunday, 3 September 2017 13:39 (seven years ago) link
q was like "oh the guy fieri store is closed!" then ran off to the bathroom. then the bartender, the poor guy fieri bartender, asked ME, "oh i can get in there, do you want any guy merch?"
― assawoman bay (harbl), Sunday, 3 September 2017 13:45 (seven years ago) link
I drank like a gallon of water throughout the night. But I woke up with nary a bellyache!
― mom tossed in kimchee (quincie), Sunday, 3 September 2017 13:47 (seven years ago) link
i have heartburn
― assawoman bay (harbl), Sunday, 3 September 2017 15:37 (seven years ago) link
Sounds like a fruitful expedition. So, what Guy merch did you buy?
― Eallach mhór an duine leisg (dowd), Sunday, 3 September 2017 16:48 (seven years ago) link
wake-up call from Guy
― Neanderthal, Sunday, 3 September 2017 16:50 (seven years ago) link
Remember, he doesn't make money from his food: you can't make a profit with that much donkey sauce. It's the branded wallet chains and shot glasses that help pay for little Fieri's braces and piano lessons.
― Eallach mhór an duine leisg (dowd), Sunday, 3 September 2017 16:58 (seven years ago) link
https://i.imgur.com/eIMKD5y.1jpg
― mom tossed in kimchee (quincie), Sunday, 3 September 2017 22:18 (seven years ago) link
oops
― mom tossed in kimchee (quincie), Sunday, 3 September 2017 22:19 (seven years ago) link
https://i.imgur.com/eIMKD5y.jpg
That's a cocktail napkin, but also the design of the cloth dinner napkins. Not actually available at the closed merch store, tho.
― mom tossed in kimchee (quincie), Sunday, 3 September 2017 22:20 (seven years ago) link
Here's the Vegas Fries, which were actually my favorite thing I think:
dammit
― mom tossed in kimchee (quincie), Sunday, 3 September 2017 22:21 (seven years ago) link
FUCK
https://i.imgur.com/TmdlRxu.jpg
The blue-sabi was actually quite nice!
― mom tossed in kimchee (quincie), Sunday, 3 September 2017 22:22 (seven years ago) link
The bright red drink in the middle was actually OK! We ordered a second one!
https://i.imgur.com/PKpbbF2.jpg
― mom tossed in kimchee (quincie), Sunday, 3 September 2017 22:23 (seven years ago) link
In the background you can see the FROZEN SHOT DISPENSER. Frozen shots were actually the biggest disappointment of the night. Somehow I was convinced that the shots would be the consistency of a slushy; instead, they were just cold. shots.
https://i.imgur.com/5oa9M0p.jpg
― mom tossed in kimchee (quincie), Sunday, 3 September 2017 22:25 (seven years ago) link
Cheesecake challenge is best enjoyed with red wine, apparently:
https://i.imgur.com/oEE39no.jpg
― mom tossed in kimchee (quincie), Sunday, 3 September 2017 22:27 (seven years ago) link
That dessert looks frightening.
― Stoop Crone (Trayce), Sunday, 3 September 2017 23:48 (seven years ago) link
it was so enormous. it had crunchy things made of clustered potato chips, which quincie hammered apart with the spoon.
― assawoman bay (harbl), Monday, 4 September 2017 00:24 (seven years ago) link
Yeah sorry about that, I was pretty aggressive but man, those things were hard!
― mom tossed in kimchee (quincie), Monday, 4 September 2017 00:43 (seven years ago) link
I think the cheesecake filling was quite OK, good texture and not too sweet. But the crust was shit. Mostly I was grateful that it wasn't a a huge amorphous blob with a bag of old bay Utz potato chips dumped on top.
― mom tossed in kimchee (quincie), Monday, 4 September 2017 00:44 (seven years ago) link
How was the crab
― .oO (silby), Monday, 4 September 2017 00:46 (seven years ago) link
it all looks like stuff i would eat imo
― Squeaky Fromage (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 4 September 2017 00:52 (seven years ago) link
Crab fondue did not happen. We were three mortals and had to make some tough choices :(
― mom tossed in kimchee (quincie), Monday, 4 September 2017 00:56 (seven years ago) link
this is good #content, thx for your sacrifice quincie
― Wesley Shackleton explained "look at that beast." (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 4 September 2017 10:24 (seven years ago) link
i mourn the uneaten crab fondue
and resolve perhaps some day to make my own
― imago, Monday, 4 September 2017 10:39 (seven years ago) link
this doesn't count right List your culinary disasters.
― imago, Monday, 4 September 2017 10:41 (seven years ago) link
http://www.upworthy.com/a-bbq-rig-appeared-outside-a-wildfire-shelter-a-famous-chef-was-cooking-inside?c=ufb1
This fucker has plenty of sins to atone for, so this is a start.
― I want to change my display name (dan m), Tuesday, 17 October 2017 00:21 (six years ago) link
not revealed: the fire was his out of control bbq pit
― mh, Tuesday, 17 October 2017 00:22 (six years ago) link
lol
― I want to change my display name (dan m), Tuesday, 17 October 2017 00:23 (six years ago) link
Inside FieriCon, the World's Only Guy Fieri-Themed Bar Crawl.
https://munchies.vice.com/en_us/article/evbwme/inside-fiericon-the-worlds-only-guy-fieri-themed-bar-crawl?utm_source=dmfb
― nickn, Tuesday, 21 November 2017 00:17 (six years ago) link
"Two roads diverged in a wood and I, I took the one to Flavortown, and that has made all the difference."
“That Colt 45 is starting to sneak up on me.”
― nickn, Tuesday, 21 November 2017 00:21 (six years ago) link
Yikes
― Οὖτις, Tuesday, 21 November 2017 04:00 (six years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JK6zuii2OLIyou want it to be one way but it's not it's the other way
― Chocolate-covered gummy bears? Not ruling those lil' guys out. (ulysses), Friday, 1 December 2017 21:46 (six years ago) link
An era ends
https://ny.eater.com/2017/12/28/16827086/guys-american-kitchen-bar-closing-nyc
― Ned Raggett, Friday, 29 December 2017 04:48 (six years ago) link
I'm beyond the point of thinking critically about Guy these days. Probably because I (and most people, including ilxors) would probably eat at many of the places he highlights on his show (2x bonus if it's a damn food truck). And also because Food Network runs it so repeatedly during weeknights that I'm at that point where Triple D has sort of become some fucked-up bizarro-ASMR that I can easily fall asleep on the couch to. It's no "How It's Made," but my current cable subscription doesn't seem to carry the channel for that.
― naus, Friday, 29 December 2017 08:33 (six years ago) link
Kinda sad that harbl and I didn't make it to the NYC outpost.
There's always Vegas, harbl!
― mom tossed in kimchee (quincie), Friday, 29 December 2017 13:44 (six years ago) link
naus it’s even better if you can find a YouTube playlist of Triple D so it’s loud commercial free. I put that shit on every night at bedtime for a while during the miserable, drug-addled winter of 2010/2011. Deeply hypnotic.
― fields of salmon, Friday, 29 December 2017 14:14 (six years ago) link
RIP big man
Guy Fieri Guy's American Kitchen and Bar in Times Square has closed its doors for good https://t.co/wStaqYfdd6— NBC New York (@NBCNewYork) January 2, 2018
― Jersey Al (Albert R. Broccoli), Tuesday, 2 January 2018 20:47 (six years ago) link
I only watch broadcast tv when I'm at the gym, and this means that two nights out of the week I get to watch Chopped or similarly decent cooking competition shows (Iron Chef etc, all ideal gym fodder). The other days it's 100% guaranteed to be 'Triple D', which is too bad because I just can't look at his face.
― change display name (Jordan), Tuesday, 2 January 2018 20:50 (six years ago) link
Better version here for anyone who wants it pic.twitter.com/5EiJlSB1bX— OnionPowder (@fartpowder) January 26, 2018
― I want to change my display name (dan m), Saturday, 27 January 2018 08:54 (six years ago) link
i just re-read the whole quincie and harbl saga and lolled
― assawoman bay (harbl), Saturday, 27 January 2018 14:40 (six years ago) link
I'm gonna be at his Vegas place in June, if it is still around
― mom tossed in kimchee (quincie), Saturday, 27 January 2018 14:47 (six years ago) link
https://68.media.tumblr.com/168eca4b1f19a8b9a07378454c8f0219/tumblr_p37ctqXqff1qz9bu3o1_540.jpg
― NEW CHIMP THREAT (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 2 March 2018 15:52 (six years ago) link
The Incredible Austerity of Guy Fieri
― Scam jam, thank you ma’am (Sparkle Motion), Friday, 2 March 2018 17:08 (six years ago) link
SUMMER 2019
https://i.imgur.com/H5Aj4lv.jpg
"Nice Guys Finish First in Flavortown"
― pplains, Tuesday, 24 April 2018 02:14 (six years ago) link
Those glasses lying lens down...
― Leaghaidh am brón an t-anam bochd (dowd), Tuesday, 24 April 2018 11:18 (six years ago) link
Is Minnesota ... Flavortown? https://t.co/GVWsTQxuKq pic.twitter.com/Dc5m44DOgW— City Pages (@citypages) April 27, 2018
― I want to change my display name (dan m), Friday, 27 April 2018 04:42 (six years ago) link
why yes, uncle kracker is track two
https://open.spotify.com/user/spotify/playlist/37i9dQZF1DXbIbVYph0Zr5?si=aDnBgcQSTPiFiU2Htgxmzw
― maura, Wednesday, 20 June 2018 17:14 (six years ago) link