start a victory garden and ration your IRRATIONALLY ANGRY feelings, part 3

nb: the spelling of a word in English isn't necessarily a good guide to its pronunciation

Always mad at people riding bikes with no hands, but extra angry when they are egregious about it. Like, hands in their pockets, or (impressive or not) the guy I was biking behind the other day who was air drumming while biking. Yeah, that takes balance, good for you, but at the same time, why tempt fate? Why add an extra step or two if you need to brake or swerve? This dude was all chill and air drumming, but he was also going so slow, and I couldn't pass him without startling him and getting closer to traffic and putting us both at risk because he was so into his music, air drumming along.

Incidentally, when I was up in Canada I learned it's apparently illegal to bike with headphones on. Canada=rational.

i probably complained about this before and i'm not one of those people who feels they have a right to park right in front of their house but whenever i have that spot and i leave for a short time, my neighbor goes and moves her car into it. it's like she's watching out the window for me to leave. today she did it and she was parked about 100 ft away before. weird.

Where I grew up, the proper response to that would be to slash her tires

Irrational in the sense that I spose I am a bit of a control freak: we have 2 dishwashers in our fancy new work kitchen, and yet people persist in just rinsing off a plate/cup/spoon and putting in the dishrack.

More irrationally, I get mad at these people because they toss the spoons into the rack bit where the plates go instead of popping them into the cutlery holder. ARE YOU LOT SAVAGES? I swear some people I work with must have maids or wives who do all the work at home.

That's probably the best you can hope for in a work kitchen.

Compared to our old work kitchen it certainly is - at least this one being brand new and fancy is making people take a bit more care and not leave 2 week old slimy mugs in the sink :/

Hulu's new Roku app is a UI nightmare

to follow up on my last IA about the grocery baskets, people who throw theirs in the stack under the conveyor belt but allow it to sit at an angle so no one can stack anything on top of it without properly fitting it in first are THE WORST

otm

ppl who just assume you are up to speed on everything in their lives always, no matter how much time has passed

my friend always starts her conversations in the middle, like "i am so stressed about the trip" etc

WHAT TRIP? we havent spoken in a month, what are you talking about.

she's completely detail/noun deficient. it's maddening.

My mother does that to me all the time lol. We only speak once a fortnight or so and she assumes I just know eeeeverything that happened with Mrs smith up the street and her carbuncle.

lol

yeah my folks travel interstate about once a month and expect me to know which dates they're leaving and coming back on this the 8th trip of the year, in the middle of the zillion things going on in my life

Occasionally I have the urge to say to my dad, remember when you were 47 and midcareer with teenage kids and working a job with lots of commitments and pressure, now imagine your mother asking whether you might like to catch up over lunch in the middle of the work week.

holy shit the cat's in the cradle

My mother does that to me all the time lol.

― Stoop Crone (Trayce), Thursday, September 21, 2017 11:32 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

ppl using the the grave accent as an opening quote mark

Whenever I hear someone drive by with an extremely loud decked-out motor I feel nothing but uncontrollable fuming contempt toward whoever's driving that car. It's like what you think you're so cool and powerful and rich that you have to show off your masculine prowess with your fancy ass motor that makes the most godawful obnoxious noise on the road? Get the fuck out of here with that showoff-ey bullshit

People who say "on my way" and mean "im still brushing my teeth"

https://i.makeagif.com/media/12-11-2015/svFjB4.gif

lol trayce i knew what that was before i opened it <3

"we need a meter reading from you". ok, that's fine, saves sending a man out.

but i got 3 different popups from the website when trying to fill in one lousy text box. "would you like a smart meter?" "would you like to chat now?" "would you like to give feedback?"

actually, yes to that last one. stop interrupting me when i'm trying to help you.

that last one is disgusting. "how did we do????" uh how about fucking off and doing the thing first?

web sites do that all the time the second you load the page, jesus christ just piss off

my old work wanted to do that with the website i was responsible for. i said we should let people look at a few pages first, but i never got through to them. in the end i quit for other reasons, but they never built the nag screen because they stopped doing everything because i wasn't there to run the fucking thing, so i think that means i won.

You're a hero. Vast swathes of the internets are dead to me. All the pop-ups, all the newsletters, all the paywalls, more goddamn pop-ups. Fuck it, I wanna burn the internet to all hell.

(the 'feedback' popup did appear immediately after i'd submitted the reading. the 'chat' popup was actually a pop-under that appeared whilst i was filling in the feedback popup)

when the bank does this it scares me. i'm trying to transfer my rent here and you want to chat? at least i can adblock the animations.

bank is also terrible for menu rollovers - go to click on the login button at the top, mouseover their 'menu bar' and 3/4s of a page worth of options flashes up and then disappears.

Clicking any phrase that doesn't say "E-mail" and having my long-forgotten Mail app pop up because the link was an email address. Even "Contact Us" shouldn't be linked to an email.

Just clicked "Start Now" on a website and had that happen.

Was it a website that teaches you how to e-mail?

No, it was an online service that tests to see if your Mail app still works, but that's beside the point.

I know, it was a poor attempt at a joke.

I wouldn't know what that would look like.

that fucking ringtone that sounds like U2 arrrrgh

co-worker has a "Bad to the Bone" ringtone that drives me up the wall.

Had one of those too.

And neither the co-worker nor the ringtone was.

lifts. and people's behaviour on lifts. let people get off before getting on. if the back of the lift is behind you that doesn't mean the lift is now the size of a football field or that there's nobody behind you. if someone is waiting to let others off before getting off themselves, and you're behind them, resist the panicked urge to shove past them.

it's bad enough that lifts in any company ever are always fucked, one out of order at any given time, whatever new technology they use having no effect on the drain of time and patience they cause, but as usual people's behaviour and utter lack of self-awareness trumps the machine.

people who are in a line behind you, like at a theme park, and insist on flanking you instead of following behind you.

v annoying. sort of similar, people who insist on flanking behind or beside other walkers, eg on a train platform, regardless of the fact they're walking at exactly the same pace.

How bad the first few google images of rachel weisz are

http://static1.1.sqspcdn.com/static/f/709071/26879649/1456414109140/lightbtwn-cryingrachel.jpg

Probably very rational. I went to walk into the local supermarket and some woman with 2 massive dogs is letting one of them piss on the wall that's beside teh path I have to walk down to get into the carpark around the shop. She herself is squatting totally blocking the entrance for some reason and the dog is producing like a lake of pee. So I say excuse me and she actually gets the idea that people might be wanting to walk through this space but I then have to avoid this puddle.
Really some dog owners are scum.

Much like the idiot a couple of days earlier with a similarly massive dog that he's allowing to walk at the end of a leash so between the two of them they're taking up an entire path width that I need to get past.

Tech support or building maintenance depts. that make you submit tickets and then close them out either with no message, or some bullshit like "This issue is resolved" when absolutely nothing has been done.

Agree with the anger at that but I also empathize with the tech support drone who didn't put the system into place but still has to be measured/evaluated based on it.

The Duke Ellington's Ghost character in the animated Netflix series Big Mouth. Doesn't look like Duke, doesn't sound remotely like him, and he references shit that couldn't have happened (e.g., Charlie Parker was still in Kansas City in 1938, and wouldn't have run into Duke in NYC).

It's like they wanted "old-timey swing-era archetype" and thought, "Duke Ellington, yeah, wasn't he a guy?" and maybe they can't tell him from Cab Calloway. And the music cues for the character are decidedly un-Ellingtonian.

A cartoon ghost is ruining a mildly funny show for me.

harrumph :)

Ellington was such a distinctively awesome orator/talker/personality, it is sacrilege to fuck with him. One Ellington thing I got angry about was when watching a 70's Parkinson interview with him. He's talking about his concert in Kabul and says: I wasn't sure these people had even heard of Mood Indigo, and they have their own thing going on there. Then the Brit audience erupts into laughter. Like the idea that foreigns have their own music is just fucking hilarious to 70's Brits.

harrumph :)

I like the show otherwise! But as calzino points out, Ellington was such an interesting personality that making an entirely different personality and calling it "Duke Ellington" doesn't make sense.

It'd be like if they had a character called John Lennon's Ghost who played drums and spoke in a southern accent and wore bib overalls with a piece of straw hanging out of his mouth.

jazz nerds are adorable imo

haven't seen the show but by your description, a white comedian erasing DE's identity seems pretty tone deaf and downright racist. kroll also likes to do the brownface thing with his spanish language radio bit fwiw.