start a victory garden and ration your IRRATIONALLY ANGRY feelings, part 3

I mean, it's easy to identify most actors facially anyway though, right? There are only so many of them and most of them are already famous. And then, all you have to do is Google the name of the show or movie and you will find out who's in it!

i know are trying to help but can i refer you to the title of thread ie IRRATIONAL

thumbails rarely give more than one or two faces and you cant always tell from looking who they are and you may know a face but you might also recognize a name

anyway i sell movies for a living and in my experience no one rents or buys a movie based on the story. tell me who’s in it, then tell me what’s it about. it’s all i ask.

sick to death of people who have never driven (or even sat in) our fucking shitbox of a car telling us we’re wrong about our own car. it’s not “real nice”, it’s not “pretty good”, it’s been a catastrophe for 10 years, and we’re the only ones who know that because we’re the only ones who drive it.

the other ia thing is when people keep asking us when we’re buying a new one. we can’t afford to buy a new one, fuck off.

people who mangle expressions of time to make things seem like a bigger deal:

"This problem has spanned two years now" meaning the problem started in Dec. 2017 and continues in Jan 2018

I have given up trying to figure out why nobody can find my apartment. I mean, it's not helped by the major design flaw that is having every unit in the community share the same physical address rather than having a different one for each building. But I mean, the day I moved in (when I'd never seen seen the place), I found my front entrance in 3 minutes.

However, we have a front entrance, and a back entrance. The front entrance is a stairwell, which has a well-lit sign which says A5-8. This stairwell is directly parallel to the road just outside it, which is the road I always tell people to take to get to my place. I even tell them when they turn in, they will see A1-4 in front of them, and if they walk to the right of that stairwell, up the stairs, A5-8 will be on the side.

Everybody, and I mean EVERYBODY goes left instead, to the back entrance, because they for some reason see A1-4, and falsely assume there's nothing to the immediate right, even though there is quite obviously stairs leading to a doorway that is easily visible from the parking lot I've told them to park in.

So my guess is either that a) they are ignoring my written instructions, or b), there's no parking in those 6 spots, so they go to the next area and get confused, or c) they have tunnel vision. but they always go to the left, and then loudly complain that there's no visible numbers/letters (that's...because it's a back entrance).

I've tried every way I know how writing manual instructions that feel like they are a paragraph long, and I've tried it so many different ways. I've had maybe two people figure it out. I've gotten to the point where, if I have a delivery, I've started using a fake address that corresponds to a point a the entrance to my community, and i just meet them outside. But that's a royal pain in the ass, and I don't always know I have a delivery coming!

and the funniest bit is, they give ME attitude as if I designed the building!

so lately I just have shit sent to the main office and drive up to it

https://frinkiac.com/video/S07E02LUZ6qQMhJPP6QTY0J_8MAJZRc6U=.gif

https://frinkiac.com/video/S07E02/LUZ6qQMhJPP6QTY0J_8MAJZRc6U=.gif

feel like Jack Morris fans are guilty of that one

i’ve had a gutful of cashed-up bastard fuck advertisers aggressively jamming some shit song into the wallpaper of my life

i'm over 90% of my anxiety issues now, but when i'm at dinner and get stuck next to some guy who forces me into 45 minutes of small talk consisting mainly of "women eh?" i don't have a very good time

not to mention any women in attendance who were by default ensnared in the "women eh?" diatribe

choice quote of the evening: "do you have a wife? ... does she work? ... really? oh, women do that now, don't they?"

condolences

i feel like this IA is legitmate

a stripmall parking lot that is designed poorly: there is this stupid dead-end area that has maybe 10 spaces but you have to drive almost all the way into it to see if there are any free spaces ... and then try to turn around or reverse out when there are none.
it’s so dumb & i hate it

I tried to enter my bank's drive-thru without going back out into the street and got trapped in this netherworld. WHY, BANK, WHY?

https://i.imgur.com/DtV2C6o.gif

yeah these hellscapes should be outlawed

also:

businesses on the corner of four-lane streets where the only way you can enter is by being in the lane closest: you can’t go across lanes bcz of concrete lane dividers and there’s no early turn lane in the approach
like you basically have to go around an entire city block if you come from the wrong direction

stupid nonsensical planning

Well, now... Look I know this is the Irrational thread, but those dividers serve a purpose.

We've got a five-lane state highway that divides our neighborhood in half. Some time before my time, they added dividers and turn lanes into the middle lane to sort of tamper down the traffic. They've since added fancy street lights and everything. It feels much more like a boulevard than a state highway now.

But going back to before my time, there was a McDonald's, a KFC, maybe a Wendy's? They all closed shop and went down the hill to the neighborhood without the frou-frou streetlamps. Good riddance! said my neighborhood association.

Didn't learn all that until one day when I asked why the comic book store had a drive-thru window.

by four-lane I meant two lanes in each direction, not like a freeway or anything

lol that’s kinda funny xpost

"oh, you're not interested in talking about food? why?" <talks about food for 45 minutes>

This. But in my case replace "food" with "obscure 19th century operas"

^ just think how handy that conversation could be if you ever appear on Jeopardy!

I’m rationally angry at everything and it’s terrible.

"do you have a wife? ... does she work? ... really? oh, women do that now, don't they?"

How old was this person?

44

WTF. Were they being sarcastic? I dont understand anyone our age thinking in that manner.

this is the most irrational of A’s

i joined a fb group a while back for local fans of a podcast. i went to a couple of their bookclub events a few times but the convos were barely ever about the books so i stopped going. but i swear all they ever want to do is meet up. like ALL the time. for anything. drinks, movie, tour of a local tourist attraction, blah blah. it drives me batty.
i’m not obligated to go so it shouldnt annoy me but i am me so of course it does. ie quit being so social jeez louise enough already

lol that sounds like the FB group of the bf's podcast. I had to unfollow it because they dont talk much about true crime, they post loads of gross memes and swears instead ;/

this is the modern version of “my book club just drinks wine and half of them never opened the book”

WTF. Were they being sarcastic?

not even for a second, although apparently he’s still bitter from a protracted divorce

god i signed back up to fb last week (for reasons, shut up), no way am i getting involved in crazy shit like clubs for people who aspire to read books

that fucking smug superannuation ad with all the smug fuckwits doing that fucking smug hand thing with their fucking smug hands can fuck right the fuck off

I get IA about people who act like a bed frame is some essential piece of real adult furniture, and that not having one is a sign of immaturity or something.

For some reason this opinion seems to be held mainly by women, who lament that many men are content to sleep on mattresses on box springs, or on mattresses on the floor. I've done plenty of all three, and I have a bed frame now, with a headboard and everything. It makes hardly any difference at all. It just seems like pointless snobbery over a thoroughly non-essential household item. But people will express it as though it were the most obvious thing in the world.

I was reminded of this today when I ran across this twitter thread (I promise I don't go looking for things like this), in which the discussion extends to what are apparently the wrong kinds (and colors!) of blanket to have:

The biggest lie in rom coms is that men have bed frames??

— Batul Hassan (@BatulMH) January 19, 2018

I slept on a yo (Korean relative of a futon) most of my childhood, and a futon directly on the floor between college and marriage. Since getting married, I have been able to manage a futon on a platform. But almost all conventional beds are way too squishy for me.

headboard = you can lean pillows against it and sit up in bed to read without the pillows sliding between the bed and the wall

I've always wanted one of these. Lay in bed at night, dream about Hershey Special Dark.

https://i.imgur.com/2fb9Pes.jpg

And then when my wife leaves me because I spent so much money on the headboard, I can point to it still hung on the wall and say, "That's where my bed used to be."

read “my wife” in borat voice

It's said in more of an Entwhistle way.

headboard = you can lean pillows against it and sit up in bed to read without the pillows sliding between the bed and the wall

― mh, Thursday, January 25, 2018 7:28 PM (one hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I never had this problem when in my mattress-on-a-box-spring-on-the-floor days. The bed was flush against the wall. But if you're saying that a bed frame with a headboard is better than one without, then I agree.

ppl using the the grave accent as an opening quote mark

― mark s, Friday, September 22, 2017 5:24 PM (four months ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

yessss

Also: using the grave accent as apostrophe. Baffles me that this is seen not infrequently over here, given that on the Norwegian keyboard, the actual apostrophe is on an unshifted key, while the grave needs shift + key + next keystroke.

when people ask you for a piece of information, like an email address, and say "go ahead", you start providing it, and then they stop you and say "oh I'm sorry one second".

YOU JUST SAID "GO AHEAD"

also the one Wawa near my friend is supposed to open its beer cooler at 9 am each day per the sign and on the last two occasions I showed up around 9:30 and it was still locked and had to flag an employee down to open it. I'm like c'mon this is a daily thing!

u ok

sobbin'

There are days when I will not get a chance to shop during the day and find myself buying beer at conspicuously early hours. Kids leave at 8:00 and then I need to get to work immediately; kids start coming home at 3:00, when I'm still juggling work calls. Then there's dinner and bedtime and housework and reading time. If I know I will want some beer, I either need to buy it at 8:00AM or at 10:00PM. Sometimes one gets A Look from the other patrons at the 7-11 or whatev, the decent cleanshaven people of the world who are getting coffee and a bran muffin and trying not to spill it on their suit.

I hate it when advertisers insist on slapping stupid copy all over products. Like the side of a toothpaste tube listing all its uses: "freshens breath! cleans teeth! prevents cavities ..." Yeah, it's fucking toothpaste! Or when you buy, I dunno, milk and it says "try it in cereal, or in coffee, or even in a glass!" or some shit. Or a pack of batteries that suggests using them in flashlights, or clocks, or other electronic devices. Duh. I'm looking at the back of a pack of Q-tips right now and it's all "Variety of uses: applying first aid, cleaning electronics, baby care, household use ..." They're Q-tips, I can use them for whatever the fuck I want, I don't need your help, and just because you have a package doesn't mean you need to cover it with words. Especially since, in an ironic turn, the one thing people really use Q-tips for - cleaning their fucking ears - is not really a legally approved use so doesn't get mentioned.