Holy shit, did the flat earthers unionize? pic.twitter.com/hTrQ7bwLqf— Nora Blake (@NeitherNora) February 7, 2018
― Simon H., Wednesday, 7 February 2018 17:37 (six years ago) link
mars: also flat, bitches
― mark s, Wednesday, 7 February 2018 17:39 (six years ago) link
day 300: finally weve reached our destination, mars! (and its dick shaped?)
― lag∞n, Wednesday, 7 February 2018 17:42 (six years ago) link
A local politician is found blasted into space in a car atop a heavy lift rocket. Suspicion falls on a South African-born Canadian American business magnate, angry that an unreliable power supply might threaten his plans for world domination of the electric vehicle market.— Midsomer Murders Bot (@midsomerplots) February 7, 2018
― mark s, Wednesday, 7 February 2018 17:55 (six years ago) link
real earths have curves
― lag∞n, Tuesday, February 6, 2018 10:22 PM (yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
lol
― gbx, Wednesday, 7 February 2018 18:03 (six years ago) link
I like my planets fat and not flat
― Winter. Dickens. Yes. (Jon not Jon), Wednesday, 7 February 2018 18:57 (six years ago) link
I love big buttes and I do not lie
― Alderweireld Horses (darraghmac), Wednesday, 7 February 2018 18:58 (six years ago) link
I'm in love with my curvy planet
― frogbs, Wednesday, 7 February 2018 18:59 (six years ago) link
oops
https://i.imgur.com/JX3iSXT.png
― lag∞n, Wednesday, 7 February 2018 19:44 (six years ago) link
http://www.audibletreats.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/A_1_Unpredictable_The_Repo_Man.gif
― mark s, Wednesday, 7 February 2018 19:49 (six years ago) link
You realise that if he was ever to become involved in some sort of scandal and subsequent cover-up, newspapers could use the headline, "Elongate"― Named locally as Tom D (Tom D.), Wednesday, 31 October 2012 16:50 (five years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― Named locally as Tom D (Tom D.), Wednesday, 31 October 2012 16:50 (five years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
Convinced this will happen some day.
― Video reach stereo bog (Tom D.), Wednesday, 7 February 2018 20:04 (six years ago) link
what a loser, tried to send his car to mars ends up in ASTEROID BELT - dick!
― Dean of the University (Latham Green), Thursday, 8 February 2018 13:46 (six years ago) link
great guy
https://m.sfgate.com/business/article/Elon-Musk-promises-frozen-yogurt-roller-coaster-10966087.php
― ice cream social justice (Dr Morbius), Friday, 9 February 2018 21:11 (six years ago) link
actual "frozen yogurt roller coaster" would be legit breakthrough
― Entrepreneurial Jism Unshackler (Hadrian VIII), Friday, 9 February 2018 21:14 (six years ago) link
https://www.theregister.co.uk/2018/03/12/elon_musk_invents_bus_stop/
― just sayin, Wednesday, 14 March 2018 23:21 (six years ago) link
“elite projection” is my favorite term of the day and I’m gonna use that piece in a talk I’m about to give. Thanking u
― El Tomboto, Thursday, 15 March 2018 05:48 (six years ago) link
humantransit.org is a gift
― illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Thursday, 15 March 2018 09:54 (six years ago) link
https://www.theonion.com/the-onion-hires-several-pastry-chefs-away-from-entenm-1823807651
― had (crüt), Thursday, 15 March 2018 21:14 (six years ago) link
Can we use this thread to track the impending implosion of Tesla?
He bonds they sold last August are now trading at 88c on the dollar, their debt is rated barely above junk, people are leaving left right and centre.
New car, new production techniques, new factories, it’s starting to get very ugly.
― American Fear of Pranksterism (Ed), Saturday, 31 March 2018 03:29 (six years ago) link
But he put fake man in car in space. Going in wrong direction, sure.
― Mince Pramthwart (James Morrison), Saturday, 31 March 2018 04:11 (six years ago) link
If the point was making huge profits, then yes, it's failing, but the whole "disrupting the industry" strategy + opening minds to the possibilities of electric cars = success.
― StanM, Saturday, 31 March 2018 05:46 (six years ago) link
the famous business strategy
― lag∞n, Saturday, 31 March 2018 05:59 (six years ago) link
Who Killed The Self-Driving Car?
― Jersey Al (Albert R. Broccoli), Saturday, 31 March 2018 07:00 (six years ago) link
Dennis Guilder
― fuck the NRA (Neanderthal), Saturday, 31 March 2018 09:22 (six years ago) link
they are facing another Moody's downgrade very soon iirc
― sleeve, Saturday, 31 March 2018 15:07 (six years ago) link
https://www.greentechmedia.com/articles/read/tesla-shifts-model-3-production-lines
― sleeve, Saturday, 31 March 2018 15:08 (six years ago) link
I fear for their poor workers, but I won't be able to deny the schadenfreude if Musk goes down.
― Simon H., Saturday, 31 March 2018 15:11 (six years ago) link
it's clearly rich guy on rich guy vengeance, this is what happens when you shut down your corporate facebook accounts
ballistic: musk vs. the zuck
― El Tomboto, Sunday, 1 April 2018 18:50 (six years ago) link
trying to think what Musk’s businesses’ actual recent successes are and if they’re at all notablerocket stuff: pretty good? more showboating than innovationcars: driving tech ahead of most competitors, pushing battery industry forward through demand. actual car production sucks, QA on car assembly is badsolar company: not any better than any solar company doing the subsidy/home install game. might be a front to sell batteriesmass transport company: they’ve dug some holes in the ground and are selling gimmicks for publicitybranding game: relatively strong
― mh, Sunday, 1 April 2018 21:22 (six years ago) link
the real coup de grace was the car company purchasing the struggling indebted solar company imo
― lag∞n, Sunday, 1 April 2018 21:29 (six years ago) link
its all pretty funny imo except the mass transpo company which seems just another obvious attempt to undercut public transpo with a car dependent future
― lag∞n, Sunday, 1 April 2018 21:30 (six years ago) link
not even sure he even believes he can build his tunnels and suction tubes might be purely an attempt to inject chaos into the public transpo planning process
― lag∞n, Sunday, 1 April 2018 21:31 (six years ago) link
stando evil industrialist scheming
― lag∞n, Sunday, 1 April 2018 21:32 (six years ago) link
pushing battery industry forward through demand
But not fulfilled with Tesla/Panasonic batteries. Elon makes all the noise but LG and Samsung make all the sales. Even the 120MW big battery in Australia is full of Samsung cells. It keeps my day interesting that he keeps sprinkling the tech but it’s it where the money is going.
― American Fear of Pranksterism (Ed), Sunday, 1 April 2018 21:56 (six years ago) link
they’re not doing much research overall, right? they’re an integrator/reseller
― mh, Sunday, 1 April 2018 23:00 (six years ago) link
https://www.bloomberg.com/graphics/2018-tesla-burns-cash/img/bills2.gif
― mookieproof, Monday, 30 April 2018 19:44 (six years ago) link
heh heres the article https://www.bloomberg.com/graphics/2018-tesla-burns-cash
― lag∞n, Monday, 30 April 2018 20:06 (six years ago) link
The thing that really annoys me most about Elon is his name. I really want him to be called Elton Musk. Like a seedy jazz saxophonist from the 70s.
― mfktz (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Monday, 30 April 2018 20:15 (six years ago) link
spending a shitload of money and going massively into debt is a total alpha move
― frogbs, Monday, 30 April 2018 20:18 (six years ago) link
will his personal life implode before Tesla does?
― Joe Gargan (dandydonweiner), Monday, 30 April 2018 20:21 (six years ago) link
looking at his twitter is the most annoying thing
he tweets some shitbag stupid ass shit like "I'm going to create an amphibious moped then shoot it into space" and there's a zillion responses from a bunch of dickriding wanna be Pied Piper ass motherfuckers like "OMG you're my hero"
― The Desus & Mero Chain (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Monday, 30 April 2018 20:25 (six years ago) link
Awesome sauce!
― badg, Monday, 30 April 2018 21:41 (six years ago) link
'everything is awesome', enjoyed without irony
― Karl Malone, Monday, 30 April 2018 21:44 (six years ago) link
a month ago i thought about buying a share for the first time, risking it on tesla even though i knew there was a high chance of them going bankrupt. now i'm glad i held off.
― adam the (abanana), Monday, 30 April 2018 22:37 (six years ago) link
A week's worth of URL titleshttps://arstechnica.com/tech-policy/2018/05/elon-musk-hung-up-on-ntsb-chief-during-call-about-tesla-crash-probe/https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2018-05-05/musk-is-super-super-serious-in-attacking-buffett-s-candy-moathttps://pagesix.com/2018/05/05/meet-elon-musks-new-love-interesthttps://gizmodo.com/tesla-shareholders-will-vote-on-booting-elon-musk-as-ch-1825598148
Anyone with an over-under on a final public meltdown?
― Elvis Telecom, Saturday, 5 May 2018 23:53 (six years ago) link
yeah he seems unstable
― lag∞n, Sunday, 6 May 2018 00:35 (six years ago) link
"I am super super serious," Musk said of his candy idea. He also tweeted a movie clip from the animated "Trolls," with characters dancing to Justin Timberlake’s song "Can’t Stop The Feeling!" Musk didn’t provide an explanation for the video.
Thank god he stopped short of saying "super cereal"
― fuck the NRA (Neanderthal), Sunday, 6 May 2018 01:47 (six years ago) link
uh
https://pagesix.com/2018/05/07/elon-musk-quietly-dating-musician-grimes/
― obviously DLC (Karl Malone), Monday, 7 May 2018 22:16 (six years ago) link
― imago, Monday, 7 May 2018 22:17 (six years ago) link