SADDO: THE MOVIE (aka READY PLAYER ONE)

goddammit this poster is literally just "HEY REMEMBER THIS STUFF?"

it's too dumb to even get mad at, it's just the silliest and most obvious attempt to appeal to the lowest common denominator of "nerd culture"

and it's gonna work, too. this bullshit is gonne make SO MUCH MONEY pic.twitter.com/oQWcRteDMz

— COOL BEANS (@RikiCreem) February 19, 2018

I don't think it will. The new (to me) trailer before BP got no response at all. Uncle Drew, on the other hand...

I can’t imagine anyone young enough to want to see this is gonna know what Bigfoot is

mainly i’m just annoyed that the poor blameless iron giant, star of one of the best animated movies of the last quarter-century, is getting dragged into this

and the 1978 Gundam. Don't they know these kids grew up on Gundam Wing, which is a totally separate continuity

I don't have my pulse on the finger of the dork community the way I used to but I have yet to encounter a single person who seems excited for this movie, if it totally flops I would not be surprised

lol the faces on that poster. nobody looks like they are having fun.

https://i.imgur.com/GHZLPJs.gif

that's not how VR works

in the future every kid still wears skinny jeans and sneakers

it’s retro!

now hoping this film is two hours of kids in scuba masks running around a city shooting imaginary guns, with the occasional subliminal flash of iconic nerd culture images

can't believe they got Simon Pegg to be in this btw

ah yes, the notably discerning nerd deity Simon Pegg

That’s the simplest thing in the world: “Hi Simon, you wanna be in this Spielberg flick?”

Easy

“you had me at ‘hello simon’”

I honestly couldn't tell if that was Simon Pegg or Michael Sheen on the poster.

i'm not seeing what's so objectionable about that poster

that it looks like a poster for the unfilmed sequel to The Last Starfighter

that was actually Cline's second book lol

lol yeah I think we talked about it ITT

unless the wireframe lines count as from tron the only things on that poster i recognize are the delorean and the iron giant

mainly i’m just annoyed that the poor blameless iron giant, star of one of the best animated movies of the last quarter-century, is getting dragged into this

― NEW CHIMP THREAT (bizarro gazzara), Monday, February 19, 2018

OTM this makes it personal you fux

The Iron Giant inclusion is weird - and regrettable. I presume they just picked whatever IP they could get their hands on and then retrofitted the script around it?

The book is an irredeemable pile of shit, but at least it's faithful to its '80s nostalgia fetish

unless the wireframe lines count as from tron the only things on that poster i recognize are the delorean and the iron giant

I thought exactly the same thing

if more companies had just withheld permissions, we could be looking at Ready Player One featuring Mac (Mac and Me), the Gobots, and Sam Francisco

I hope the irony having a personal reaction to an 18-year-old robot movie for children being used in the nostalgia movie isn’t lost on everyone

Close Encounters font

The descriptor of the random assortment of nerd IP from Cline’s adolescence as “80s!” is lazy enough to be consistent with his writing style, should be noted.

I just noticed the poster also doesn't name a single actor (none of the trailers have either I don't think)

goddammit this poster is literally just "HEY REMEMBER THIS STUFF?"

*meticulously bumps thread on 2000's internet pop culture forum for every single intellectual property mentioned in this movie*

(Once again, I’ll give a link to the particular episode done by the guy I linked to above that formed an early emblematic reaction to the book.)

lmao @ Whiney coming into this thread to make sure yall feel bad for liking Iron Giant

It’s cool to like Iron Giant, but wgaf if it’s in this dumb movie

Should be be (additionally) suspicious that this isn't coming out in the Summer, or doesn't that matter anymore?

^ Easter Weekend usually has some big movies opening

Jesus H.

http://www.slashfilm.com/fantastic-ready-player-one-posters/

God, all of the facial expressions are wrong.

http://d13ezvd6yrslxm.cloudfront.net/wp/wp-content/images/readyplayerone-tributeposter-highres-rambo2-345x500.jpg

this flick looks like both a bore and a chore

I thought I'd passed through my "kill everyone involved with Cultural Product X" phase, but man, this movie is dragging me right back there.

I never actively rooted against Spielberg before but I guess there's a first time for everything.

Hopefully someone will culturally appropriate my Spielbergian chagrin in thirty years.

can’t even bring myself to look forward to hate-watching this one tbh

they should have just called it "Movie: The Movie"

It's like someone spent $900 million to remake That's Entertainment!

https://theofficela.files.wordpress.com/2016/04/calvin-and-hobbes-write-what-you-know.jpg

lol at that C&H strip.

very very otm

Ready Player One but every reference in the movie is replaced with a Steamed Hams reference.

— Rob Wesley (@eastwes) March 6, 2018

guys

Just got word that I can finally share my rejected theme song from @readyplayerone. They went with Alan Silvestri's theme, but I still want to thank Steven Spielberg & @WarnerBrosEnt for the wonderful opportunity. pic.twitter.com/aK32ZOUA16

— demi adejuyigbe (@electrolemon) March 7, 2018

Amazing.