start a victory garden and ration your IRRATIONALLY ANGRY feelings, part 3

Message Bookmarked
Bookmark Removed
Not all messages are displayed: show all messages (8240 of them)

I'm willing to give parents a pass who have little babies that cry and scream on a flight, but once they get to toddler age or order, they gotta lock that shit down.

― Moodles, Sunday, 25 February 2018 19:58 (two hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

No

Don't bring babies

Babies don't need to fly

Babies got by without flying for millions of years

Simpson L. (darraghmac), Sunday, 25 February 2018 22:09 (six years ago) link

and vaccines! oh wait

reverse-periscoping (Autumn Almanac), Sunday, 25 February 2018 22:11 (six years ago) link

First time I took my then-baby from China to the UK (for my sister's wedding) we got stuck in a landing formation for about an hour just as he needed milk, and the crew wouldn't let us stand up to make milk for him as the seatbelt lights were on and he was screaming like he's never screamed before, the whole plane were glaring at us and we'd been up for 36 hours and had just made the mistake of accepting free cocktails. Sure it wasn't nice for anyone there, but would wager we did worst out of it.

mfktz (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Sunday, 25 February 2018 22:16 (six years ago) link

I'm sure we have a thread for the argument but I'm not sure it's a comparison exercise that the other passengers had in mind

Simpson L. (darraghmac), Sunday, 25 February 2018 22:23 (six years ago) link

Lol we rarely take our toddler out in public but when we do I don’t give a flying fuck whether some meat bag is annoyed

President Keyes, Monday, 26 February 2018 02:17 (six years ago) link

No

Don't bring babies

Babies don't need to fly

Babies got by without flying for millions of years

― Simpson L. (darraghmac), Sunday, February 25, 2018 5:09 PM (four hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

so did whiny adults

Fedora Dostoyevsky (man alive), Monday, 26 February 2018 02:38 (six years ago) link

However, I hate the twee parents who hand out sorry-for-my-kid goodie bags almost as much as the complainers

Fedora Dostoyevsky (man alive), Monday, 26 February 2018 02:39 (six years ago) link

When I punch a whiney adult their dad normally isn't around tbf

Simpson L. (darraghmac), Monday, 26 February 2018 02:39 (six years ago) link

IA thread making people IA news @11

Stoop Crone (Trayce), Monday, 26 February 2018 02:48 (six years ago) link

My parents took me on a plane when I was two years old and it was such a bad idea that I didn't fly for another twenty years.

mh, Monday, 26 February 2018 15:06 (six years ago) link

did they honor your return ticket after so long?

President Keyes, Monday, 26 February 2018 15:13 (six years ago) link

the return trip was the bad experience

mh, Monday, 26 February 2018 15:26 (six years ago) link

No one wants to go home from Disneyland.

nickn, Monday, 26 February 2018 17:17 (six years ago) link

it was disney world! good guess

mh, Monday, 26 February 2018 17:33 (six years ago) link

this is irrational nerd shit but modern books that use Wade-Giles instead of Pinyin for transliterating Chinese really wind me up

trenchant no. 1 (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 1 March 2018 10:14 (six years ago) link

i’m planning a taiwan trip and that exact thing is shitting me to tears atm

reverse-periscoping (Autumn Almanac), Thursday, 1 March 2018 10:19 (six years ago) link

instead of writing “kaohsiung” or “gāoxióng” or “ㄍㄠ ㄒㄩㄥˊ” i’ve taken to writing characters literally all the time because they’re the only universal/transportable standard that exists

reverse-periscoping (Autumn Almanac), Thursday, 1 March 2018 10:21 (six years ago) link

Pinyin just feels cleaner and easier to read and i don't know why anybody would persist with the other systems

trenchant no. 1 (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 1 March 2018 10:24 (six years ago) link

in taiwan it’s political (even though technically they should have been using pinyin for a decade now, and not bopomofo which is still in alllll the children’s books)

reverse-periscoping (Autumn Almanac), Thursday, 1 March 2018 10:26 (six years ago) link

i assumed politics came in somewhere

trenchant no. 1 (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 1 March 2018 10:30 (six years ago) link

yeah, you can time the historical split by which standards differ across the strait (prc putonghua is basically the same as roc guoyu, but prc enforced e.g. simplified characters after chiang kai-shek had already fled)

reverse-periscoping (Autumn Almanac), Thursday, 1 March 2018 10:35 (six years ago) link

sorry ia chums, this is niche

reverse-periscoping (Autumn Almanac), Thursday, 1 March 2018 10:36 (six years ago) link

niche ia's are the best ia's

Le Bateau Ivre, Thursday, 1 March 2018 10:41 (six years ago) link

well, worst

Le Bateau Ivre, Thursday, 1 March 2018 10:41 (six years ago) link

my chinese language ia list would stretch for miles but nobody would care

reverse-periscoping (Autumn Almanac), Thursday, 1 March 2018 10:48 (six years ago) link

e.g. that one kid who’s been studying for nine weeks and is all “look i can write!!! witness my genius” and then completely disregards proper stroke order

reverse-periscoping (Autumn Almanac), Thursday, 1 March 2018 10:49 (six years ago) link

btw nv i’m super curious about how wade-giles came up in your morning

reverse-periscoping (Autumn Almanac), Thursday, 1 March 2018 10:51 (six years ago) link

Wade-giles is still used quite a bit in restaurant names and menus in north america which is weird

Los angeles is pretty good about using pinyin but the problem with that is most people don’t know how to pronounce it so they still end up butchering it

I try to keep up but we have our own problems in japanese that take priority; e.g., hepburn, revised hepburn, nihon-shiki and kunrei-shiki. It’s less of a mess than the romanization of chinese though

F# A# (∞), Thursday, 1 March 2018 11:33 (six years ago) link

xp

i'm reading a translation of the Records of the Grand Historian by Sima Qian and it uses Wade-Giles despite being published in 1994

(this is not work-related, shhhhhh)

trenchant no. 1 (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 1 March 2018 11:41 (six years ago) link

wow, sounds like a slog

reverse-periscoping (Autumn Almanac), Thursday, 1 March 2018 11:48 (six years ago) link

no it's great i love old history books

trenchant no. 1 (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 1 March 2018 11:49 (six years ago) link

this ebook i bought has a ragged right margin.

koogs, Thursday, 1 March 2018 21:30 (six years ago) link

(there's an option in calibre that'll do this for you, i guess i didn't click it when i installed it on the new laptop)

koogs, Thursday, 1 March 2018 22:07 (six years ago) link

ragged right 4 lyfe. it's not about the destination it's about the journey.

lana del boy (ledge), Friday, 2 March 2018 09:58 (six years ago) link

the state of formating and proofreading in ebooks is pretty shocking, even in the ones i pay actual money for

this one has 64 pages of TOC. and 250 pages of notes. each page or the text with one or more notes on it has it's own page for those notes. and each page of notes has it's own entry in the toc...

(new penguin classics translation of les miserables - 2 quid from amazon, but i've put it through calibre which probably hasn't helped. also, it was 1500 pages of text to start with. tonight i'm going to pull it apart and make it 5 separate books, one for each volume, which i'd already started doing with the gutenberg version)

> ragged right 4 lyfe.

books don't do this, why should ebooks?

koogs, Friday, 2 March 2018 10:48 (six years ago) link

turned up starving for a pathology test, the queue was so long i had to leave. fasted for nothing.

reverse-periscoping (Autumn Almanac), Thursday, 8 March 2018 21:27 (six years ago) link

someone could have said “oh hey, bit busy, just letting you know this could go on for fucking hours”

but no

reverse-periscoping (Autumn Almanac), Thursday, 8 March 2018 21:28 (six years ago) link

Being in that netherworld outside of your residence - like walking the dog or starting to drive away - where you're still connected to your wifi but are far enough away that it doesn't actually work so you have to shut the wifi off manually to get shit to work.

joygoat, Friday, 9 March 2018 17:01 (six years ago) link

^^ also still being connected to a Bluetooth device in the house instead of the car stereo.

Millennial Whoop, wanna fight about it? (Phil D.), Friday, 9 March 2018 17:02 (six years ago) link

that nebulous distance where youve forgotten something non-critical and its actually worth going back for

things you looked shockingly old when you wore (darraghmac), Friday, 9 March 2018 17:03 (six years ago) link

When I'm out or driving around, my phone is constantly trying to connect to various Time Warner hotspots and other free WiFi connections which all provide terrible, non-functional service.

Mario Meatwagon (Moodles), Friday, 9 March 2018 17:14 (six years ago) link

every time a dublin bus goes past

things you looked shockingly old when you wore (darraghmac), Friday, 9 March 2018 17:24 (six years ago) link

The rail system here has been renovating the train stations to accommodate some new fare collection system, putting in all these new turnstiles in previously open air areas. These are not operational yet, and you have to just walk through them to transfer to the subway from the regional rail. So you get off a train and hundreds of people are moving towards these narrow soon-to-be-turnstile thingies. The problem is that there are a bunch of lazy transit cops standing inside the turnstiles, leaning against them. So there's all this confusion and jockeying around as everyone tries to a cop-free exit. Hate it.

President Keyes, Friday, 9 March 2018 17:30 (six years ago) link

FUCKING traffic signals that they've put up but haven't turned on yet so they're just swaying there in the breeze with burlap sacks over them for a week. JUST FUCKING TURN THEM ON WHEN YOU PUT THEM UP!

how's life, Saturday, 10 March 2018 01:30 (six years ago) link

Xp to moodles you could turn on “ask to join networks” if you have iPhone. Then it might not connect to yr home network automatically tho, idk :\

davey, Saturday, 10 March 2018 01:55 (six years ago) link

so they're just swaying there in the breeze

i can’t even conceive of traffic lights that sway in the breeze

reverse-periscoping (Autumn Almanac), Saturday, 10 March 2018 02:02 (six years ago) link

xp

I should just turn off Wi-Fi whenever I leave the house

Mario Meatwagon (Moodles), Saturday, 10 March 2018 02:18 (six years ago) link

xp:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZfAPnfU16ZM

how's life, Saturday, 10 March 2018 02:26 (six years ago) link

pisss

pplains, Saturday, 10 March 2018 02:30 (six years ago) link


You must be logged in to post. Please either login here, or if you are not registered, you may register here.