SADDO: THE MOVIE (aka READY PLAYER ONE)

serious question how do you feel abt miles teller?

is that the li'l fox guy from Sonic The Hedgehog?

No, he’s Penn Jillette’s sidekick

https://www.twitter.com/ZeitchikWaPo/status/973052503498674181

Sound has gone out two-thirds of the way through Ready Player One and instead of getting mad the crowd is supplying its own sound effects and dialogue like it's The Room#sxsw

— Steven Zeitchik (@ZeitchikWaPo) March 12, 2018

That sounds like a slightly more hellish experience than watching this shit normally tbh

Man, imagine how many film critics are ex-drama kids and ex-gifted kids before thinking about the type of “humor” they’re shouting at the screen

or music critics

people who used to be kids are terrible at jokes it’s a fact

They could have just called in Michael Winslow to provide sound fx.

you guys like Luc Besson, right?

READY PLAYER ONE feels like Spielberg watched a ton of Luc Besson movies and decided to outdo them. In terms of pure spectacle, it’s the most astonishing thing he’s done. Never underestimate Steve. #SXSW

— erickohn (@erickohn) March 12, 2018

I'm hardly amped to see this, but I hope it earns $2 billion just to give unperson "conniptions."

i don't like Luc Besson tbf

Valerian and the City of a Thousand Intellectual Properties

what Kohn wrote

http://www.indiewire.com/2018/03/ready-player-one-review-steven-spielberg-sxsw-2018-1201938295/

Also, like, its really something how everyone is lining up to shit to shit in the Salo bowl for this when everyone was practically going WUBBA LUBBA DUB DUB about the Lego Movie

Besson is very good at completely hollow spectacle. I'm not sure it's a commendable thing to replicate.

Steve S to fill the hollow

I don't think most people gave a shit about the Lego Movie until it was actually released and revealed to be surprisingly good.

i think i'm nostalgic for an era when nostalgia wasn't defined by children's commodities

I remember trying to watch Lego Movie at home; might've lasted 10 minutes.

I would've been knocked for a loop if your reaction had been otherwise.

it was like an animated Moulin Rouge, and A.D.D. is not part of my aesthetic vibe

(referring to the Luhrmann travesty and not Jose Ferrer as Toulouse-Lautrec)

From that IndieWire review:

It runs too long and drags a bunch in its final third

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overwhelming CGI pileup

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There’s nothing particularly unique about Wade, but the movie’s throwbacks extend to its live action scenes as well: He’s the typical white kid ready to rule the world, a Spielberg staple since “E.T.”

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prolonged setup

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trips over its exciting momentum

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it lacks edginess, subtleties or the genuine dread to explore life in a complete technocracy

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On paper, “Ready Player One” certainly looks like another ill-conceived Hollywood product

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this is not a completely brainless blockbuster so much as an attempt to elevate the blockbuster form in its own language

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The bulk of the live action scenes lack the same crisp energy of the Oasis, and Spielberg can’t match the forward momentum with character depth to spare. Wade and his pals have backstories, but they mostly just dangle in the background

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retrograde gender politics

Translation: It's a piece of shit, but I'm afraid/forbidden to actually say so.

I did not like The Lego Movie at all. Lego Batman was worse tho, made the former look like Toy Story.

I agree, I hated the second Lego movie so much. Especially when they kept making a big deal about the world's most powerful villains being let loose, and they turn out to be the world's most powerful villains ... that Warner Brothers owns the rights to.

such a cherrypicker, unp.

A definition of Hell for me would be sitting for this in a theatre full of pop culture uber-nerds oohing and ahhhing and wooohooing loudly at every reference-come-to-life.

No, I don't hate fun. This would be the complete antithesis of fun.

wasn't there some Spielbro quote about how everyone is supposed to be shouting "I recognize that"?

wouldn't you just be... yelling that constantly the whole movie?

meh i'll just wait for the EVERY EASTER EGG listicles

there are zero easter eggs if every damn thing is a reference

lol

tbh they could have saved a lot of money and just released this direct-to-listicle

"Here Are The 100 Things You Probably Missed In "Ready Player One"!"

An irony is that (I assume) this will be free of superheroes and Star Wars and other iconic (now or previous) Disney properties that would otherwise be formative fuel for the nostalgia factory.

xpost oh, I wouldn't say I've been missing it, Bob...

apparently among the licensed characters are "various characters from the DC Comics universe" according to wikipedia :/

might as well "spoil" (hah) it:

Among licensed characters in the film are the title character from The Iron Giant, the RX-78-2 Gundam from Mobile Suit Gundam, various characters from the DC Comics universe and The Lord of the Rings film series, Freddy Krueger from A Nightmare on Elm Street, Duke Nukem, Tracer from Overwatch, Ryu, Blanka and Chun-Li from Street Fighter, Sonic the Hedgehog, Lara Croft from Tomb Raider, and Chucky from Child's Play. A massive in-game car race includes vehicles such as the DeLorean time machine from Back to the Future (outfitted with KITT from Knight Rider), the Mach 5 from Speed Racer, the possessed '58 Plymouth Fury car from Christine, the van from The A-Team, the modified Ford Falcon used in Mad Max, the monster truck Bigfoot, and Kaneda's motorcycle from Akira. Additional references to RoboCop, Jurassic Park, King Kong, 2001: A Space Odyssey and Halo have also been identified in promotion materials.

kill me now

you could just not go

I could just not post in the thread, too, but this is really fun to gripe about

the RX-78-2 Gundam from Mobile Suit Gundam

aaaaaaaaaaagghhhh

you could just not go

― ice cream social justice (Dr Morbius), Monday, March 12, 2018

nah i try to live and let live but fuck it...

*chugs gallon of haterade*
*belches luxuriously*

...i have never rooted so hard for a thing to fail

I haven't seen anything by Spielberg for years! I'll probably wait for this wreck to come out and then watch The Post instead.

what was the source of your nostalgia-hate for Lincoln?

the DeLorean time machine from Back to the Future (outfitted with KITT from Knight Rider)

"you know what would be EPIC?"

after months of defending the post i'm not emotionally prepared to defend ready player one ... but i will

— Max Read (@max_read) March 12, 2018

that'd be fine if it's William Daniels as the voice (he's about 90) xp

xxpost LOL!

I have no opinion on the Spielberg movies I haven't seen! I just haven't been in the mood to watch one of his historical takes. He generally makes good films.