Beards : Classic or Dud?

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Why, we'll never know. Christine looks like my boss when she's angry at me.

Joe Polniaczek (kenan), Saturday, 25 March 2006 01:46 (eighteen years ago) link

Anyway, kind of back on topic, I think I can agree that the bearded men in that photo out-hot the women in it by a long way.

Joe Polniaczek (kenan), Saturday, 25 March 2006 01:49 (eighteen years ago) link

I never noticed how hot Stevie was back in the day.

Erick Dampier is better than Shaq (miloaukerman), Saturday, 25 March 2006 01:50 (eighteen years ago) link

i want to fuck everyone in that photo. < /anthony easton>

s/c (Jody Beth Rosen), Saturday, 25 March 2006 01:51 (eighteen years ago) link

At the same time? Ick. Too hairy. Even for the seventies.

Joe Polniaczek (kenan), Saturday, 25 March 2006 01:51 (eighteen years ago) link

http://www.themave.com/bijou/cvrs/taywyckcvr.jpg

timmy tannin (pompous), Saturday, 25 March 2006 06:03 (eighteen years ago) link

Banhart's beard: classic
http://www.furious.com/perfect/graphics/devandra.jpg

Eva van Rein (Gaia1981), Saturday, 25 March 2006 07:21 (eighteen years ago) link

http://www.coupland.com/news/images/doug&chuck2006sm.jpg
This is the only pic I can find of Douglas Coupland and his beard, makes him look like George V AND 10 years older. But I still like it. I wish my beard would go all grey and distinguished.

Ned T.Rifle (nedtrifle), Saturday, 25 March 2006 08:20 (eighteen years ago) link

Thta's Chuck Palahniuk next to him but he hasn't got a beard, sorry, it came with the other pic.

Ned T.Rifle (nedtrifle), Saturday, 25 March 2006 08:21 (eighteen years ago) link

I'm growing mine back! (although it will be trimmed as always, and I usually just shave once a week anyway, so no big difference really.)

Yoo Doo Nut (donut), Saturday, 25 March 2006 19:20 (eighteen years ago) link

two years pass...

http://www.tampabay.com/news/politics/state/article659439.ece

and what, Sunday, 6 July 2008 17:27 (fifteen years ago) link

beardar

Mackro Mackro, Sunday, 6 July 2008 17:39 (fifteen years ago) link

HAHA, stressing the "d", but either way.

Mackro Mackro, Sunday, 6 July 2008 17:40 (fifteen years ago) link

In the ages-old war of The Beards vs The Suits, I have always favored The Beards.

Aimless, Sunday, 6 July 2008 17:40 (fifteen years ago) link

also this pic

http://ricksblog.biz/wp-content/uploads/2007/10/crist.jpg

Mackro Mackro, Sunday, 6 July 2008 17:43 (fifteen years ago) link

one year passes...

So I've had my beard on and off for a few years now and I'm bored with its current status. It's pretty thick but kinda on the short and trimmed side and I'm thinking about letting it grow out more. But then I'm worried I'll just like one of those guys, you know the kind. I just need to take things to the next level. maybe I'll shave it off and get a buzz cut. What is your opinion on longer, untrimmed beards? It's not like I have to show up at an office or a courthouse anytime soon, so I should be able to do what I want. What is the status of other ILX beards?

Salted gnocchimole (admrl), Wednesday, 30 June 2010 17:55 (fourteen years ago) link

i'm kinda bored of mmine too but it isn't going anywhere, at least not til i lose 15 kilos. i hate the way my fat face looks without something covering it

you're the fucking treasurer (electricsound), Wednesday, 30 June 2010 23:03 (fourteen years ago) link

figuring I'm gonna stay bearded-up until it's time to retire, at which time I will forego haircutting altogether and achiege full-on Civil War era/Walt Whitman neckbeard and wild hair mode

has arlen specter never heard clarence thomas's laugh? (Shakey Mo Collier), Wednesday, 30 June 2010 23:05 (fourteen years ago) link

achieve

has arlen specter never heard clarence thomas's laugh? (Shakey Mo Collier), Wednesday, 30 June 2010 23:05 (fourteen years ago) link

I've had my beard for over 2 years now, still really like it. As does my wife. She actually said the other night while looking at our wedding photos that she wishes she hadn't pushed for me to shave it off for the big day. In her defense, I had only just started toying with it in the months before us getting married.

I hate how young and ugly I look without it.

he's always been a bit of an anti-climb Max (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Thursday, 1 July 2010 04:40 (fourteen years ago) link

My husband has had one since around the time I was born.

Christine Green Leafy Dragon Indigo, Thursday, 1 July 2010 04:45 (fourteen years ago) link

classic for the most part

o sh!t a ˁ˚ᴥ˚ˀ (ENBB), Thursday, 1 July 2010 04:55 (fourteen years ago) link

wearing a hairy chin since the beginning of this week iirc

,,,,,,eeeeleon (darraghmac), Thursday, 1 July 2010 08:44 (fourteen years ago) link

four months pass...

http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lbrgmuBRaR1qa9bmvo1_500.png

Greatest picture of all time.

romoing my damn eyes (Nicole), Friday, 12 November 2010 14:39 (thirteen years ago) link

Have had my beard for just over two years, keep it fairly short and neat. Can't imagine not having it now really...sometimes consider losing it for a while to see how it'd look but I don't have the guts!

I see what this is (Local Garda), Friday, 12 November 2010 16:31 (thirteen years ago) link

one year passes...

I've had a beard since December, pretty much, having grown a moustache for Movember first. I always intended it to be just a winter thing, and this morning I trimmed it off. Now my face looks big and empty.

Sick Mouthy (Scik Mouthy), Monday, 19 March 2012 10:57 (twelve years ago) link

Traitor. Grow it back.

Jeff, Monday, 19 March 2012 11:55 (twelve years ago) link

Normally have one on my chin and around bottom of jaw with face cleanly shaved apart from the jazz triangle. Bit of a Lincoln, though I don't seem to be able to grow sideburns.
Been a couple of years since I last fully shaved. & often leave it a few days between shaves cos I'm busy with otherstuff like typing on chatlists.

Stevolende, Monday, 19 March 2012 13:50 (twelve years ago) link

beardychat.org

Porto for Pyros (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Monday, 19 March 2012 14:21 (twelve years ago) link

Grew a beard, shaved it off when the anti-beard sentiment of the family hit majority. Though I've gotta say, there was something nice about it. Kind of how I imagine having lazik and not needing to reach for glasses or put in contacts, it's just out of bed, into the shower, and done. Not shaving was great.

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 19 March 2012 14:40 (twelve years ago) link

i let a beard grow over the christmas break and have kept since, it's funny about 50% of work ppl don't even mention the change, and the other 50% are all 'what's with the beard, weirdo??'

I have light brown head hair, but teh beard is multi-coloured: brown, blond, ginger and grey, which keeps things interesting

yuoowemeone, Tuesday, 20 March 2012 09:19 (twelve years ago) link

Some people at work haven't commented that it's gone at all, others (including a new woman who only started about three weeks ago) have been quite taken aback - the new woman said she hadn't recognised me!

Sick Mouthy (Scik Mouthy), Tuesday, 20 March 2012 11:27 (twelve years ago) link

how do you *trim* ? whenever I try with clippers or scissors it just looks uneven, so I end up taking the whole beard off - and then my kids tell me I "look about twelve"

thomasintrouble, Tuesday, 20 March 2012 11:45 (twelve years ago) link

but to answer the thread question, my chin needs as much help as it can get so Classic.

thomasintrouble, Tuesday, 20 March 2012 11:46 (twelve years ago) link

how do you *trim* ?

Wahl Groomsman ftw

any major prude will tell you (WmC), Tuesday, 20 March 2012 16:17 (twelve years ago) link

Gotta say I'm keeping mine. I'm a small man and without a beard I look 14 years old. I never really grew one until this year. I was real depressed and didn't leave my house or shave for a week or two and just felt like shit. Then one day i went out and everyone was telling me how good i look.

Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Tuesday, 20 March 2012 16:24 (twelve years ago) link

i've become too used to it. last time i shaved it off i was horrified by the results

mookieproof, Tuesday, 20 March 2012 16:36 (twelve years ago) link

five years pass...

same

It happens sometimes. People just explode. Natural causes. (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 23 November 2017 18:06 (six years ago) link

I've vacillated between beard and no beard on and off for about 6 years now; every so often I get bored and shave it off, then let it grow back. I hate shaving, and don't like being clean shaven. And people tell me a beard suits me.

This year I last shaved on New Year's Day, so unless I have a hissy fit in the next five or so weeks, I'll have kept a beard for a whole year, which feels like... something.

Hey Bob (Scik Mouthy), Friday, 24 November 2017 09:29 (six years ago) link

Grow one every now and again, the balder I get the more it looks about right I think

fake pato is kind of racist, dude (darraghmac), Friday, 24 November 2017 09:32 (six years ago) link

pretty much all around dud these days

brimstead, Friday, 24 November 2017 15:56 (six years ago) link

I don’t trust anyone without a beard.

Jeff, Friday, 24 November 2017 16:01 (six years ago) link

in the process of growing one now but i am bald so thats ok

Well bissogled trotters (Michael B), Friday, 24 November 2017 16:09 (six years ago) link

Haven't been clean shaven in several years. I grew one of them long beards during the great beard craze of 2014. I did do a very close stubble shave a while back because of a fancy dress party and I didn't like it, although I am curious as to what a clean shave would feel like again. The first thing I noticed when I grew a beard wasn't itching, so much as how peculiar it was to press my lips or kiss my partner's skin and for it to feel hairy

FREEZE! FYI! (dog latin), Friday, 24 November 2017 16:16 (six years ago) link

I've had a beard since 2012 and had a notion to go back to clean-shaven, so I did, and it was horrifying. I felt naked, and I looked... idk, gaunt, weird... anyway,never again. Hirsute to the grave.

ur-oik (rip van wanko), Friday, 24 November 2017 16:23 (six years ago) link

otm I will only shave when I feel completely OK with myself, so, never

Simon H., Friday, 24 November 2017 16:26 (six years ago) link

had a beard since 2008 or so. i've shaven it off before and i've also had an absolutely giant beard for a while.

i like the feeling of being clean shaven but i am balding and tend to feel a beard gives some definition.

Bein' Sean Bean (LocalGarda), Friday, 24 November 2017 16:33 (six years ago) link

bald + beard is good

brimstead, Friday, 24 November 2017 16:58 (six years ago) link


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