start a victory garden and ration your IRRATIONALLY ANGRY feelings, part 3

I don't like how in prolonged close quarters, like road trips, my family gravitates toward smelly snacks.

If I type 6 consequetive digits into a Google Keep document it treats it as a phone number, highlights it wrongly and makes changing it later twice as difficult (because it gives me a call / edit option)

705 / 713 is a phone number according to them when in reality it's just a fraction. ANSI standard dates also.

An annoyance I face every day is automated news. Specifically, I have to follow news regarding certain companies in connection with my job, and use google news alerts to track them. But my google news alert now gets clogged up with these bot-written pieces that are just like "Why You Should Consider Buying X Company Stock" or and then it just spits out a bunch of stats that it pulls from the stock performance or the company's financials. No actual news. Once in a while an actual news story gets pushed down by these too.

^^

Or bot sites that somehow update every single story to the current date each day. So if you're looking for news about Tyson Foods in the past 24 hours, why, some sites will have a whole plethora of news about Tyson Foods for you to enjoy.

When I listen to an album for the first time but don't notice that shuffle is enabled

Hate that

For the third time in the 10 days he's been here new neighbor waits until after 9 to drill into the party wall.

It's summer and the windows are open. Which means opposite neighbour's scooter alarm isn't filtered out by the double glazing. Every time he sets or unsets it it sounds like aliens are launching some kind of laser attack.

Now officially drilling after 10pm

Why is he drilling in a rented flat anyway?

Stop advertising computer keyboards as having "UK layout" when there's an @ symbol on the 2 key! Why would you even write "UK layout" in the advert?!

(things apparently nobody else has cared about since the 90s)
(hmm, that's a fair description of my entire life and preferences really)

i did wonder whether i should say “i’m not saying it’s social dig

For the third time in the 10 days he's been here new neighbor waits until after 9 to drill into the party wall.

It's summer and the windows are open. Which means opposite neighbour's scooter alarm isn't filtered out by the double glazing. Every time he sets or unsets it it sounds like aliens are launching some kind of laser attack.

when you try and use one of the scumbag food-ordering services e.g. grubhub/seamless, postmates (fuuuuuck ubereats) and there is no way to filter Papa Johns from the fucking results = kill everyone

Really gets my goat is ex co workers asking me to get them a transfer to my new job. I left for a reason guys ....

I hope you told them that.

I just did thanks to your post making me realize I was being passive aggressive. They took it well

[thumbs up icon]

people who expect you to instantly know when you message them that they're in the midst of shit and now isn't a good time.

like if you tell me "hey can't talk now stuff going on", I leave you alone instantly. but get mad as if I should have known what was going on prior to saying hello.

*don't

Is this at work or in life? I have started getting irrationally angry at friends who text me all day long to complain about banal stuff that everyone hates or links to stuff that everyone has seen because we all look at the same sites.

Life

I have whatsapp on my desktop and that's fine but I have started to hate texts when them come in on my cell because of the distracting notifications while I am trying to actually use the phone.

more DIY. maybe he's hiding bodies in the walls.

(more diy this morning, a saturday, at 08:15)

anyway, i've had a pension with a company since 2001, but haven't paid into it since losing that job in 2004 or so. they have changed their name 4 times in that time.

a couple of years ago they suggested and then required me to move to their online only plan. yesterday, after having a pension with them for 17 years, i got mail asking me to send them documents to prove who i am.

People who use groomed, artificial-sounding "radio voice" in their everyday lives

not sure if it's exactly the same thing but probably overlaps with one of my pet peeves -- people who talk like they are being interviewed by Terry Gross

I have a couple friends who have very overly mannered NPR voices, one is very serious like he’s narrating a story about a farm failing due to a bad season, the other sounds like a quirky stock market reporter.

Oh man, I think mine's much worse than what y'all are describing! I'm talking "morning zoo DJ", which, at its quietest, becomes "morning zoo DJ getting serious for a minute in order to Thank The Troops". I probably shouldn't have said "groomed" when when I meant was "primed to project"

But, you know, this is a big tent, this tent which contains those who have obnoxious radio-like voices

a quirky stock market reporter.

I low-key love Kai Ryssdal, but I guess a pale imitation could be pretty bad!

one of my neighbors in college had done some radio and voice work and, while his normal voice was a little too affectedly bombastic at times, his "radio voice" was definitely in that vein

I think he might have gotten more varied, but his voice acting intonation was 90% something you'd expect to hear from a cartoon lion character

Fucking hell I want to slap that Kai man

no way, he's a cool dude, his voice sounds like sunglasses

lol to each his own, he sounds like an utter slimeball to me. it's the happy-go-lucky "gee whiz isn't this economy just nuts and fantastical" vibe i get that makes me want to send him to the guillotine.

I usually enjoy Marketplace but I'm definitely going to have brimstead's take in my head now

going to talk back to my radio, "up yours, kai! markets are inherently bad, stop sounding upbeat"

i heart kai

NBA playoffs on TNT instead of networks during the week.

cold is not flu

no, flu injection will not stop colds

also: "i got a flu injection but i still have a cold"

uhh yes, and you're not in hospital basically dying so yes it might have worked

performative phone talkers who think that everyone around them cares abt or is enjoying their convo

look

i dont

just go somewhere else & dont forcibly loop me in on the frozen chicken lunch yr describing to your significant other

I can't stand the one-sided phone conversations I hear in other cars — obviously I can't hear the actual person who's there next to me, but the person on the other end, whose voice is barreling out of five different speakers, yes, them I can hear.

I passed a Jeep on Pike Avenue the other day, slowing down before my turn just long enough to hear a woman say, "You sound like you're in a really bad mood, Rodney." I never asked for this.

You sound like you're in a really bad mood, pplains

What are you talking about, I've never even driven a Jeep.

Every time I see someone holding their phone flat in front of their face like a tiny slice of pizza, I want to slap it out of their hand. It's a fucking phone. Hold it vertically next to your face and talk into it like a normal person. (And of course half the time, these assholes also have the person they're talking to on speakerphone. In a fucking store.)

I've never used my phone like this, I thought there was a magic reason for it. Like the same magic reason people take selfies or make videos in their cars.

There is a thread on precisely this phenomenon

C/D: holding a phone in front of your face as if it were a slice of pizza

People who wash up in the men's room like they're preparing to crack open someone's chest in the OR. Did you shit on your hand and then throw it in the toilet? This shouldn't take 15 minutes.

Better to wash too much than not enough

People who make small talk but always end up asking the exact same questions so you know they aren't even listening or paying attention when they talk.

https://local.theonion.com/guy-washing-hands-for-full-5-seconds-like-he-s-going-in-1819577500

Almost everyone should be washing their hand more thoroughly than they do.