heh heres the article https://www.bloomberg.com/graphics/2018-tesla-burns-cash
― lag∞n, Monday, 30 April 2018 20:06 (six years ago) link
The thing that really annoys me most about Elon is his name. I really want him to be called Elton Musk. Like a seedy jazz saxophonist from the 70s.
― mfktz (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Monday, 30 April 2018 20:15 (six years ago) link
spending a shitload of money and going massively into debt is a total alpha move
― frogbs, Monday, 30 April 2018 20:18 (six years ago) link
will his personal life implode before Tesla does?
― Joe Gargan (dandydonweiner), Monday, 30 April 2018 20:21 (six years ago) link
looking at his twitter is the most annoying thing
he tweets some shitbag stupid ass shit like "I'm going to create an amphibious moped then shoot it into space" and there's a zillion responses from a bunch of dickriding wanna be Pied Piper ass motherfuckers like "OMG you're my hero"
― The Desus & Mero Chain (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Monday, 30 April 2018 20:25 (six years ago) link
Awesome sauce!
― badg, Monday, 30 April 2018 21:41 (six years ago) link
'everything is awesome', enjoyed without irony
― Karl Malone, Monday, 30 April 2018 21:44 (six years ago) link
a month ago i thought about buying a share for the first time, risking it on tesla even though i knew there was a high chance of them going bankrupt. now i'm glad i held off.
― adam the (abanana), Monday, 30 April 2018 22:37 (six years ago) link
A week's worth of URL titleshttps://arstechnica.com/tech-policy/2018/05/elon-musk-hung-up-on-ntsb-chief-during-call-about-tesla-crash-probe/https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2018-05-05/musk-is-super-super-serious-in-attacking-buffett-s-candy-moathttps://pagesix.com/2018/05/05/meet-elon-musks-new-love-interesthttps://gizmodo.com/tesla-shareholders-will-vote-on-booting-elon-musk-as-ch-1825598148
Anyone with an over-under on a final public meltdown?
― Elvis Telecom, Saturday, 5 May 2018 23:53 (six years ago) link
yeah he seems unstable
― lag∞n, Sunday, 6 May 2018 00:35 (six years ago) link
"I am super super serious," Musk said of his candy idea. He also tweeted a movie clip from the animated "Trolls," with characters dancing to Justin Timberlake’s song "Can’t Stop The Feeling!" Musk didn’t provide an explanation for the video.
Thank god he stopped short of saying "super cereal"
― fuck the NRA (Neanderthal), Sunday, 6 May 2018 01:47 (six years ago) link
uh
https://pagesix.com/2018/05/07/elon-musk-quietly-dating-musician-grimes/
― obviously DLC (Karl Malone), Monday, 7 May 2018 22:16 (six years ago) link
lol
― imago, Monday, 7 May 2018 22:17 (six years ago) link
“Elon was researching the idea of joking about Rococo Basilisk, and when he saw Grimes had already joked about it, he reached out to her,” says the insider.
oldest trick in the book
― obviously DLC (Karl Malone), Monday, 7 May 2018 22:22 (six years ago) link
they said roko's basilisk would retroactively punish humanity but they could never foresee how
― aloha darkness my old friend (katherine), Monday, 7 May 2018 22:52 (six years ago) link
lmaoooo
― flamenco drop (BradNelson), Monday, 7 May 2018 23:22 (six years ago) link
You realise that if he was ever to become involved in some sort of scandal and subsequent cover-up, newspapers could use the headline, "Elongate"
― Named locally as Tom D (Tom D.), Wednesday, 31 October 2012 16:50 (five years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
if he was caught cheating he'd be THE MUSKRAT
― but with socks instead of football (darraghmac), Wednesday, 31 October 2012 16:53 (five years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
jumping in before nickb gets credit for muskrat an all
― gneb farts (darraghmac), Tuesday, 8 May 2018 23:57 (six years ago) link
lolz
― Kanye O'er Frae France? (Tom D.), Wednesday, 9 May 2018 00:23 (six years ago) link
your rights are my rights are our rights tom get out and march
― gneb farts (darraghmac), Wednesday, 9 May 2018 00:38 (six years ago) link
this is how much i never want to hear grimes
https://voices.clickhole.com/i-never-want-to-understand-sand-1825124083
― Heavy Messages (jed_), Wednesday, 9 May 2018 01:52 (six years ago) link
grimes is pretty good!
― the late great, Wednesday, 9 May 2018 01:53 (six years ago) link
https://artofstyle.club/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/elon-musk-casual-style-art-of-style.jpg
― velko, Wednesday, 9 May 2018 03:48 (six years ago) link
learning of the existence of that clickhole blog jed posted is the best thing to come out of all this
― El Tomboto, Wednesday, 9 May 2018 03:50 (six years ago) link
my favorite headline of the day: Musk's Stock-Option Tweet May Invite U.S. Labor Board Complaint
https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2018-05-22/musk-s-stock-option-tweet-may-invite-u-s-labor-board-complaint
Many Silicon Valley companies give employees shares that fully vest over a four-year period, which has made equity in fast-growing companies a critical part of employees’ compensation packages. The National Labor Relations Act forbids employers from threatening employees with loss of jobs or benefits if they join or vote for a union.“This is an interesting example of an employer using social media for purposes of campaigning and sharing its views with employees before they vote to decide on representation,” Steven Swirsky, a former NLRB attorney who’s represented companies including Volkswagen AG, said in an interview. “I can foresee the union claiming that this is a threat that the company will discontinue this benefit if the workers chose to be represented.”Musk would have been on safer legal ground, Liebman said, if he had just described collective bargaining as a give-and-take proposition and warned workers that they may lose benefits in the process.
“This is an interesting example of an employer using social media for purposes of campaigning and sharing its views with employees before they vote to decide on representation,” Steven Swirsky, a former NLRB attorney who’s represented companies including Volkswagen AG, said in an interview. “I can foresee the union claiming that this is a threat that the company will discontinue this benefit if the workers chose to be represented.”
Musk would have been on safer legal ground, Liebman said, if he had just described collective bargaining as a give-and-take proposition and warned workers that they may lose benefits in the process.
a genius unlike any other
― Van Horn Street, Wednesday, 23 May 2018 03:13 (six years ago) link
wow, there is no elon musk news
― aloha darkness my old friend (katherine), Wednesday, 23 May 2018 17:35 (six years ago) link
Well, he's having quite the day on Twitter there.
― Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 23 May 2018 20:30 (six years ago) link
I was just coming over to say, it just keeps going.
― Simon H., Wednesday, 23 May 2018 21:05 (six years ago) link
PRAVDA
*kisses fingers*
― Simon H., Wednesday, 23 May 2018 21:17 (six years ago) link
[texting]GRIMES: 🌞 ¡good morninggg! 👻 xDDDDMUSK: hello my evropa, my sparkling summer solstice of sweet sherry. no-gods do i love alliterationGRIMES: what R U doin todayyy 🧠👀MUSK: methinks at precisely 22:35 on the dot i shall tonguepunch your delectable twatterino ;P— erica ✌️😉💜 (@babyfacepop) May 22, 2018
― aloha darkness my old friend (katherine), Wednesday, 23 May 2018 21:58 (six years ago) link
Thing I’ll be thinking about all day today: people offering hugs to Elon and buying Tesla stock in response to people roasting Elon Musk about not liking unions pic.twitter.com/G3pRJXu9Jr— alan (@ActionAlan) May 23, 2018
― Number None, Wednesday, 23 May 2018 23:12 (six years ago) link
he’s really owning the Gavin Belsen resemblance
― attica attica (sciatica), Wednesday, 23 May 2018 23:22 (six years ago) link
Was his calling it Pravda some weird irony, or is he just stupid?
― Stoop Crone (Trayce), Thursday, 24 May 2018 00:12 (six years ago) link
if nothing else, musk deserves the guillotine for further encouraging peter daou
https://i.redditmedia.com/CKxDpPvOIhr-Cz5UZgtp9RIzCi_3DZS2uGtZDX0o_IY.jpg?w=1024&s=1cfc619f2506d689b1b300ffafdf9c92
― i am fast and full of teeth. i willl die in a barn fire (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 24 May 2018 10:52 (six years ago) link
I'm sure the people who are motivated to evaluate the 'truth' of an article will be untainted, dispassionate defenders of 'verity'.
― Leaghaidh am brón an t-anam bochd (dowd), Thursday, 24 May 2018 13:01 (six years ago) link
that daou tweet made my day, just beautiful stuff
― (ノಠ益ಠ)ノ彡┻━┻ (mh), Thursday, 24 May 2018 14:03 (six years ago) link
so he's just putting the struggle to combat lies and fake news with the pure authorized TruthTM "on hold" to work on a book?
this book will be nothing but lies.
― Hazy Maze Cave (Adam Bruneau), Thursday, 24 May 2018 14:05 (six years ago) link
I think he might even be lying about working on a book! Oh my gosh.
― El Tomboto, Thursday, 24 May 2018 14:53 (six years ago) link
well well well
May 24 (Reuters) - The United Auto Workers International Union (UAW) has filed a complaint accusing Tesla Inc Chief Executive Elon Musk of illegally threatening to take away benefits from workers who join the union.The UAW, which is seeking to represent workers at Tesla’s facility in Fremont, California, filed the complaint with the National Labor Relations Board late Wednesday.Musk in a tweet on Monday said there was nothing stopping Tesla workers from joining a union, but “why pay union dues & give up stock options for nothing?”
The UAW, which is seeking to represent workers at Tesla’s facility in Fremont, California, filed the complaint with the National Labor Relations Board late Wednesday.
Musk in a tweet on Monday said there was nothing stopping Tesla workers from joining a union, but “why pay union dues & give up stock options for nothing?”
https://www.reuters.com/article/tesla-union/union-accuses-tesla-ceo-musk-of-threatening-workers-idUSL2N1SV1DT
― F# A# (∞), Thursday, 24 May 2018 17:23 (six years ago) link
That tweet katherine posted above is my least favorite thing I've seen on the internet this year.
― how's life, Thursday, 24 May 2018 17:27 (six years ago) link
if I had to see it so do you
― aloha darkness my old friend (katherine), Thursday, 24 May 2018 17:28 (six years ago) link
(texting)
― Tapes 'n Tapes of Osho (Sufjan Grafton), Thursday, 24 May 2018 20:19 (six years ago) link
https://theoutline.com/post/4662/elon-musk-business-ideas-pravda-candy-company-flamethrower?zd=2&zi=rasxm6k5
― Simon H., Thursday, 24 May 2018 20:44 (six years ago) link
A great judge of the press.
This analysis is excellent. Applies principles of https://t.co/pLVH45gvOM https://t.co/EfAEPmH454— Elon Musk (@elonmusk) May 26, 2018
Hey buddy. Don't do this. You're making a terrible mistake. https://t.co/SxqsYh8V1s— Brock Wilbur (@brockwilbur) May 26, 2018
― Simon H., Sunday, 27 May 2018 01:10 (six years ago) link
Uh-oh, Elon Musk has caught a Twitter-specific mental disease. You've seen it before. Someone or some group on here has owned him so bad that he is re-aligning his whole life and worldview to prove them wrong. Happens all the time, but only Musk may blow up a planet as a result— Vincent Bevins (@Vinncent) May 23, 2018
― soref, Sunday, 27 May 2018 01:19 (six years ago) link
Non-trivial part of my timeline alternating between "Elon. Please. Stop Talking." and "only following @spacex now" performative outrage.
― Elvis Telecom, Sunday, 27 May 2018 01:58 (six years ago) link
I think there’s another Twitter user who is actually much more likely to blow up earth as a result
― El Tomboto, Sunday, 27 May 2018 02:08 (six years ago) link
Amazon has to ship to every military PO, right? Jeff decides to sneak an explosive in all the packages going to US bases worldwide
No way does the Trumpster have that pull
― (ノಠ益ಠ)ノ彡┻━┻ (mh), Sunday, 27 May 2018 06:15 (six years ago) link
Anyone want to bet he’ll address the absolute flood of antisemites supporting him in the replies here?
Who do you think *owns* the press? Hello.— Elon Musk (@elonmusk) May 27, 2018
Or is he going to be crying about the unfair media covering stuff like this?http://www.thejournal.ie/tesla-autopilot-crash-4038417-May2018/
― gyac, Sunday, 27 May 2018 11:45 (six years ago) link
It don’t take long to get to a pro-Assad anti Semitic Pepe the frog and that was enough.
― American Fear of Pranksterism (Ed), Sunday, 27 May 2018 12:14 (six years ago) link