If you were really rich, would you have a urinal installed in your home bathroom?

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well if you were going to the trouble of getting a urinal at your house surely you'd want a trough? more impressive. and more publike.

― gem (trisk), Wednesday, 1 September 2004 23:21 (nineteen years ago) link

Also easier to step in during the midnight pee-fumble.

― x j e r e m y (x Jeremy), Wednesday, 1 September 2004 23:22 (nineteen years ago) link

sort of like a water feature when it's flushed too

― gem (trisk), Wednesday, 1 September 2004 23:23 (nineteen years ago) link

Anyway. I meant to go to bed two hours ago and instead I have stayed up talking about urinals on the internet. Good night.

― Alba (Alba), Wednesday, 1 September 2004 23:23 (nineteen years ago) link

stupidest idea i've ever heard. though i do remember reading an article several years ago about barry sonnenfeld (director of 'get shorty', 'men in black', and 'the addams family') where it mentioned he had an urinal installed in his bathroom. i remember thinking, "yeah, that sounds about right".

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Wednesday, 1 September 2004 23:29 (nineteen years ago) link

Urinals only smell if unflushed or clogged.

There is scientific fact what sez that the urinals at the ends are hygenically superior because fewer menpeople frequent them.

― Leeeter van den Hoogenband (Leee), Wednesday, 1 September 2004 23:29 (nineteen years ago) link

if the urinal test was to be believed the ones at the end should really be the ones frequented the most.

― ken c (ken c), Wednesday, 1 September 2004 23:34 (nineteen years ago) link

The test's phallacy derives from its benighted assumption that most men aren't gay.

― Leeeter van den Hoogenband (Leee), Wednesday, 1 September 2004 23:36 (nineteen years ago) link

maybe it assumes that the men are secure enough about their gayness to be able to pee at the end urinals, becuase they don't have to prove their gayness to anybody.

― ken c (ken c), Wednesday, 1 September 2004 23:48 (nineteen years ago) link

i'd just piss wherever i wanted, and have an assistant clean it up.

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Thursday, 2 September 2004 01:21 (nineteen years ago) link

I am going to write an article about this. It is going to be called 'Peeks and troughs'.

― Alba (Alba), Thursday, 2 September 2004 06:17 (nineteen years ago) link

(first line: "Women go to the loo together, men go apart")

― Alba (Alba), Thursday, 2 September 2004 06:17 (nineteen years ago) link

i never go to the loo with other girls. i get performance anxiety and plus i hate it when people want to talk to me by shouting over the cubicle partition mid-wee.

― gem (trisk), Thursday, 2 September 2004 06:19 (nineteen years ago) link

I have gone off the idea of writing this article.

― Alba (Alba), Thursday, 2 September 2004 06:23 (nineteen years ago) link

sheesh fickle

― gem (trisk), Thursday, 2 September 2004 06:24 (nineteen years ago) link

your article title was tops anyway

― gem (trisk), Thursday, 2 September 2004 06:24 (nineteen years ago) link

The test's phallacy

Best misspelling ever. Or did he do it on purpose?

― MarkH (MarkH), Thursday, 2 September 2004 08:13 (nineteen years ago) link

I was wondering the same.

― Alba (Alba), Thursday, 2 September 2004 08:14 (nineteen years ago) link

Shy bladders represent?

― Markelby (Mark C), Thursday, 2 September 2004 12:58 (nineteen years ago) link

Hmm.

― n/a (Nick A.), Thursday, 2 September 2004 18:01 (nineteen years ago) link

Is no one concerned by the fact that the baby in that picture has NO GENETALIA????

― Je4nne ƒury (Jeanne Fury), Thursday, 2 September 2004 18:07 (nineteen years ago) link

What would be really tacky would be a mirrored urinal, so you could look at your schlong while urinating. I guess a gold urinal would be pretty reflective.

― n/a (Nick A.), Thursday, 2 September 2004 18:21 (nineteen years ago) link

i was at a wedding reception at maxime's de paris and they had mirrors in back of the urinals so you could clearly see your schlong and the schlongs of those around you WTF

― amateur!!st, Thursday, 2 September 2004 18:23 (nineteen years ago) link

I would have engineered for me a DIAMOND URINAL inside which were contained the SOULS of the 3000 AFRICAN CHILDREN THAT DIED TO MINE SAID DIAMONDS.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Thursday, 2 September 2004 18:23 (nineteen years ago) link

Dude, ams, that's why you keep your eyes leveled on the wall and never under any circumstances drop them anywhere near wang level.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Thursday, 2 September 2004 18:24 (nineteen years ago) link

But you gotta check out your own wang. For self-assurance that it's still there, and even aesthetic appreciation.

― n/a (Nick A.), Thursday, 2 September 2004 18:28 (nineteen years ago) link

ha ha, next time I'm in a public restroom, this is what's gonna happen:

*walk up to urinal directly next to whatever other man is in there
*drop trou
*assume usual looking-forward-not-talking stance
*glance down at manhood
*do a double take
*exclaim "man, I'm fucking HUGE today!"
*tap the guy next to me "wow man, you've got to see this"
(*get shit beat out of me, wake up from coma six months later*)

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Thursday, 2 September 2004 18:31 (nineteen years ago) link

i was at a wedding reception at maxime's de paris and they had mirrors in back of the urinals so you could clearly see your schlong and the schlongs of those around you WTF

Perhaps this was to facilitate the peeing contests of which the French are so fond ("les marathons de pi-pi").

― n/a (Nick A.), Thursday, 2 September 2004 18:32 (nineteen years ago) link

except this was in chicago

― amateur!!st, Thursday, 2 September 2004 18:33 (nineteen years ago) link

MAXIMES DE PARIS.

― n/a (Nick A.), Thursday, 2 September 2004 18:35 (nineteen years ago) link

A home urinal with a lid. What's the fucking point?

― Pleasant Plains (Pleasant Plains), Thursday, 2 September 2004 18:38 (nineteen years ago) link

Je4nne ƒury, surely that baby is too young to have genitalia yet?

― Layna Andersen (Layna Andersen), Thursday, 2 September 2004 21:51 (nineteen years ago) link

I didn't like to look too hard the first time.

Now you've made me stare at a baby's crotch on the internet for a good half-minute. I hate you.

― Alba (Alba), Thursday, 2 September 2004 21:55 (nineteen years ago) link

I've always wanted to - totally - drop trou in the bathroom. Take off the belt and boxers, let the pants fall to the floor. Stand with my bare-ass exposed and pee, jiggling my ass for maximum effect. Never had the guts, tho.

― x j e r e m y (x Jeremy), Thursday, 2 September 2004 22:03 (nineteen years ago) link

I guess a gold urinal would be pretty reflective.

I thought gold wasn't reflective. Which is why well-to-do vampires have goldware instead of silverware.

― Leeeter van den Hoogenband (Leee), Thursday, 2 September 2004 22:04 (nineteen years ago) link

Jesus, just lock the bathroom door if you're that worried, jeremy.

― Alba (Alba), Thursday, 2 September 2004 22:05 (nineteen years ago) link

Err, forgot to mention that I want to do this in public.

― x j e r e m y (x Jeremy), Thursday, 2 September 2004 22:06 (nineteen years ago) link

in a urinal, somewhere crowded.

― x j e r e m y (x Jeremy), Thursday, 2 September 2004 22:09 (nineteen years ago) link

do it at a jail urinal.

― ken c (ken c), Thursday, 2 September 2004 22:11 (nineteen years ago) link

You're not wanking as you write this, are you?

― Alba (Alba), Thursday, 2 September 2004 22:11 (nineteen years ago) link

not to the best of my knowledge.

― x j e r e m y (x Jeremy), Thursday, 2 September 2004 22:12 (nineteen years ago) link

I don't think that's quite definite enough for me.

― Alba (Alba), Thursday, 2 September 2004 22:14 (nineteen years ago) link

Well, if I said "NO!!!!!" it might look a little too emphatic.

― x j e r e m y (x Jeremy), Thursday, 2 September 2004 22:15 (nineteen years ago) link

I've always wanted to - totally - drop trou in the bathroom. Take off the belt and boxers, let the pants fall to the floor

I used to know a retarded boy who did this in high school. The rest of us just got used to it.

― Pleasant Plains (Pleasant Plains), Thursday, 2 September 2004 22:28 (nineteen years ago) link

Ha! Ha! I had a Downs Syndrome kid in my elementary who did this, too, and I think that's where I got the idea.

― x j e r e m y (x Jeremy), Thursday, 2 September 2004 22:29 (nineteen years ago) link

I used to know a boy who kept his hands down his pants except when he was wiping his nose or running around the playground waving his arms being a dragon.

― Alba (Alba), Thursday, 2 September 2004 22:29 (nineteen years ago) link

And no, that boy was not me.

― Alba (Alba), Thursday, 2 September 2004 22:30 (nineteen years ago) link

The test's phallacy

Best misspelling ever. Or did he do it on purpose?

Come again? I don't understand the thrust of your comment.

― Leeeter van den Hoogenband (Leee), Friday, 3 September 2004 04:21 (nineteen years ago) link

That boy is about 80% of ILE, don't feel shame.

― x j e r e m y (x Jeremy), Friday, 3 September 2004 04:29 (nineteen years ago) link

This thread is my favorite child, the apple of my eye.

― n/a (Nick A.), Friday, 3 September 2004 13:28 (nineteen years ago) link

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