I just saw this on the plane. I really liked it! (maybe it's only a fun plane movie, I had no clue what it was going to be about).
― Yerac, Tuesday, 14 August 2018 22:57 (six years ago) link
2. Simon Pegg is also having fun but not as much as Rylance was. I think. I imagine both of them getting well drunk after every read-through and every day of shooting, sitting back, reading the rest of the other characters' lines to each other and playing a game where every time you crack up, you have to finish your drink and buy the next round.
Simon Pegg is an alcoholic in recovery
― ( ͡☉ ͜ʖ ͡☉) (jim in vancouver), Tuesday, 14 August 2018 23:00 (six years ago) link
I feel like the cover art to the forthcoming Muse album belongs in this thread for some reason:
https://scontent.fewr1-1.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/40337321_10156189557348725_3422970565613322240_o.jpg?_nc_cat=0&oh=b314241f00ca2f489cc3ebc73dbf4f26&oe=5C354B12
― grawlix (unperson), Thursday, 30 August 2018 14:40 (six years ago) link
what better time to jump on the vaporwave bandwagon than *checks calendar* november 2018
― my dream is to never be a champion (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 30 August 2018 14:45 (six years ago) link
~synthwave~ to be more precise, but yeah this is waaaay past sell-by date
― circa1916, Thursday, 30 August 2018 14:46 (six years ago) link
don't think Muse have ever been self-aware enough to do vaporwave
― Noodle Vague, Thursday, 30 August 2018 14:47 (six years ago) link
"It's retro." "More than you know."
― Ned Raggett, Thursday, 30 August 2018 14:52 (six years ago) link
https://proxy.duckduckgo.com/iur/?f=1&image_host=http%3A%2F%2Fmegagames.com%2Fsites%2Fdefault%2Ffiles%2Fgame-images%2FFC3BloodDragon.jpg&u=https://megagames.com/sites/default/files/game-images/FC3BloodDragon.jpg
― my dream is to never be a champion (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 30 August 2018 14:56 (six years ago) link
the amazing thing is how much this stuff was already nailed down, and more precisely/funnily, years and years ago. pretty sure homestarrunner had some bit with these fonts and the laser background and all that, sometime between 2002 and 2004. but doing it any point after, say, stranger things is just blatant bandwagon-jumping.
― got the scuba tube blowin' like a snork (Doctor Casino), Thursday, 30 August 2018 15:16 (six years ago) link
This was every bit the hot mess I expected.
― Police, Academy (cryptosicko), Sunday, 9 September 2018 19:53 (six years ago) link
well at least now I know why Pegg wasn’t having as much fun as Rylance
― Paleo Weltschmerz (El Tomboto), Sunday, 9 September 2018 20:08 (six years ago) link
I didn't recognize him and I didn't even know he was in the film til just now. I kinda thought it was Greg Kinnear in the earlier scenes.
― Police, Academy (cryptosicko), Sunday, 9 September 2018 20:12 (six years ago) link
Greg Kinnear would have made it actually saddo
― Paleo Weltschmerz (El Tomboto), Sunday, 9 September 2018 21:29 (six years ago) link
Skimming though the thread, Morbs already nailed what it was that I hated most about this movie (and there was a lot to hate): the whole VR premise equals a lack of stakes. Who gives a shit about whether the nerd kid or the corporate asshole gets control of the imaginary world?
― Police, Academy (cryptosicko), Sunday, 9 September 2018 21:41 (six years ago) link
Also, I can't believe anyone involved with this movie didn't have second thoughts about the whole "gunt" thing.
― Police, Academy (cryptosicko), Sunday, 9 September 2018 21:47 (six years ago) link
This is one of the worst things I've ever seen.
― Greta Van Show Feets BB (milo z), Thursday, 7 March 2019 06:46 (five years ago) link
WHO TOLD YOU TO WATCH THIS??
― Larry Elleison (rogermexico.), Thursday, 7 March 2019 06:50 (five years ago) link
tbf that sounds true to the source material, which is the worst book you’ll ever read
― Larry Elleison (rogermexico.), Thursday, 7 March 2019 06:51 (five years ago) link
Morbid curiosity while scrolling through the shitpile of HBO Go.
I should have rewatched Man on Fire.
― Greta Van Show Feets BB (milo z), Thursday, 7 March 2019 06:59 (five years ago) link
lmao i almost watched Man on Fire bc it’s free on HBO. I backed away bc it’s really well executed but such a gutpunch...
― Larry Elleison (rogermexico.), Thursday, 7 March 2019 07:13 (five years ago) link
This is one of the worst things I've ever seen.― Greta Van Show Feets BB (milo z), Thursday, March 7, 2019 1:46 AM (nine hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― Greta Van Show Feets BB (milo z), Thursday, March 7, 2019 1:46 AM (nine hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
This was like Snow Crash except crowdsourced by the incel wing of a reddit for LARPers.
― Mazzy Tsar (PBKR), Thursday, 7 March 2019 16:00 (five years ago) link
Oh no, the book AFTER it is the worst book you'll ever read. Which, I don't know why I did, but I did.
― Plinka Trinka Banga Tink (Eliza D.), Thursday, 7 March 2019 16:10 (five years ago) link
― ebro the letter (Whiney G. Weingarten), Thursday, 7 March 2019 16:13 (five years ago) link
the main characters are hunting for easter eggs hidden in their shitty virtual world
easter egg hunters > 'gunters'
it's not good
― invited to an unexpected ninja presentation (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 7 March 2019 16:16 (five years ago) link
Um.
Uh.
― Gary Ornmigh, Heywood's son (Old Lunch), Thursday, 7 March 2019 16:20 (five years ago) link
trust me, milo, there are many thousands of worse films.
― a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 7 March 2019 16:24 (five years ago) link
How hard would you defend a film with a two-hour static close-up of someone making their anus talk if the credits read 'directed by Steven Spielberg'?
― Gary Ornmigh, Heywood's son (Old Lunch), Thursday, 7 March 2019 16:26 (five years ago) link
i dunno, who wrote the script
― invited to an unexpected ninja presentation (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 7 March 2019 16:28 (five years ago) link
Tony Tushner
― zama roma ding dong (Eric H.), Thursday, 7 March 2019 16:29 (five years ago) link
lensed, of course, by janusz kaminski
― invited to an unexpected ninja presentation (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 7 March 2019 16:35 (five years ago) link
this strawmanning is beneath you
(well shit, of course it's not)
― a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 7 March 2019 16:38 (five years ago) link
It was a question not an assertion.
But come on my dude. You'll happily drop an unwarranted stinkbomb in a Marvel movie thread but do the most circuitous of cakewalks to avoid criticizing a Steelburb flick which I'm sure most would agree is worse than the worst of all Marvel movies. It's a bit rich.
― Gary Ornmigh, Heywood's son (Old Lunch), Thursday, 7 March 2019 16:48 (five years ago) link
"most" can go fuck themselves, as usual
I believe my view of RP1 is somewhere above; I didn't care for it.
― a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 7 March 2019 16:52 (five years ago) link
idly paging through the imdb trivia for this (which i do not recommend btw since it's almost entirely pointing out the nerd references which clog every frame) and apparently this was the first spielberg film since hook to get 70mm prints struck, which seems an extremely weird choice for a movie which has so little conventional photography in it
― invited to an unexpected ninja presentation (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 7 March 2019 16:52 (five years ago) link
but you're right, a two-hour static close-up is DEFINITELY Spielbergian aesthetics reduced to its core
xp
― a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 7 March 2019 16:55 (five years ago) link
I find it so weird this movie has such hate. It was fine.
― Yerac, Thursday, 7 March 2019 17:01 (five years ago) link
xpost Okay then, a swooping John Williams-scored panorama of the talking anus with cgi monkeys occasionally crawling out of it and gazing with awe into the middle distance, are you happy?
― Gary Ornmigh, Heywood's son (Old Lunch), Thursday, 7 March 2019 17:03 (five years ago) link
Not just any monkey, but the monkey from Raiders of the Lost Ark, who gives the sig heil then does the moonwalk.
― Mazzy Tsar (PBKR), Thursday, 7 March 2019 17:09 (five years ago) link
What ILX hates about this, in descending order:
Steven Spielberg stansSteven Spielberg himselfErnest Clineprobably a few other thingsReady Player One, the movie
― zama roma ding dong (Eric H.), Thursday, 7 March 2019 17:20 (five years ago) link
Now that's how you strawman!
― Gary Ornmigh, Heywood's son (Old Lunch), Thursday, 7 March 2019 17:22 (five years ago) link
Granted, I knew nothing about the movie and watched it on a plane. So it didn't offend my honor in some way. It was fun.
― Yerac, Thursday, 7 March 2019 17:27 (five years ago) link
Many XPs, past a certain point you just set up the camera, and if there's movement there's movement, you can't really predict.
― Andrew Farrell, Thursday, 7 March 2019 18:34 (five years ago) link
(very OT, sorry, but message-query to eliza d. -- were you a pledger for my book or is it someone w/a similar former name? i need a land address to send it to -- apologies if not you)
― mark s, Friday, 8 March 2019 14:55 (five years ago) link
I was not, sorry :(
― Plinka Trinka Banga Tink (Eliza D.), Friday, 8 March 2019 14:57 (five years ago) link
ah ok, cheers anyway :)
― mark s, Friday, 8 March 2019 14:58 (five years ago) link
It's what we've all been waiting for
We are excited to reveal the title and cover for Ernest Cline's follow up to Ready Player One! Introducing, Ready Player Two, coming 24/11/20 🤯Pre-order your signed copy via @Waterstones now: https://t.co/SQ3gluaCLG pic.twitter.com/M3XcLXYdzZ— Penguin Books UK (@PenguinUKBooks) July 8, 2020
― chonky floof (groovypanda), Wednesday, 8 July 2020 14:47 (four years ago) link
He's still pushing effort and inventiveness into the red, I see.
― Well, that's a fine howdy adieu! (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 8 July 2020 14:57 (four years ago) link
excited to read READY PLAYER THIRTEEN in 2046
― Anti-Cop Ponceortium (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Wednesday, 8 July 2020 15:10 (four years ago) link
Like he couldn't even be bothered with a halfhearted 'Insert Quarter to Continue' subtitle. Direct and to the flaccid point.
― Well, that's a fine howdy adieu! (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 8 July 2020 15:14 (four years ago) link
Don't think we've covered why he is called Ernest. Who was naming their baby "Ernest" in 1972?
― Anti-Cop Ponceortium (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Wednesday, 8 July 2020 15:17 (four years ago) link