As a youth I went to a Sealed Knot re-enactment which also had a traction engine fair, and on that day I ate my first ever donner kebab. Quite the occasion.
― Neil S, Friday, 24 August 2018 10:15 (six years ago) link
xp That's very sweet imo. I wish upon them many youths.
― lbi's life of limitless european glamour (Le Bateau Ivre), Friday, 24 August 2018 10:16 (six years ago) link
http://www.thenorthernecho.co.uk/resources/images/8118879/
http://www.thenorthernecho.co.uk/resources/images/8118881/
― anvil, Friday, 24 August 2018 10:19 (six years ago) link
The Museum of English Rural Life used to be one of Reading Uni's halls of residence, so once upon a time teenagers were going there to take drugs, make memories and make mistakes
― Colonel Poo, Friday, 24 August 2018 10:34 (six years ago) link
xpwhen innocent smoothies type brands don't understand the basics of football kit design and they aren't even from Hecky!
― calzino, Friday, 24 August 2018 10:35 (six years ago) link
https://www.thesun.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2018/08/jh-graphic-p4-5-farmageddon-silly-wars-01.jpg?w=960
this charming rural life museum comm, coming a day after Williamson's dastardly "farmageddon" plot to turn tractors into deadly weapons, is a good thing, definitely.
― calzino, Friday, 24 August 2018 10:36 (six years ago) link
what is the lovecraftian entity tentacular that is depicted on these kits?
xp lol i think i drew the design for that in primary school, in my epic picture book PUSS IN BOOTS KILLS A DRAGON (he mainly used jet fighters and bombs to do this)
― mark s, Friday, 24 August 2018 10:39 (six years ago) link
it's mustard and ketchup
― calzino, Friday, 24 August 2018 10:39 (six years ago) link
and the fellow on the left is hot dogs?
― mark s, Friday, 24 August 2018 10:44 (six years ago) link
cool to see a football strip inspired by this iconic gif
https://proxy.duckduckgo.com/iu/?u=http%3A%2F%2Ffoododdity.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2013%2F07%2Fhot-dog-face.gif&f=1
― my dream is to never be a champion (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 24 August 2018 10:48 (six years ago) link
it makes me think perhaps there was some leap in t-shirt printing tech in the early 90's or perhaps even late 80's, and football kit design started to go badly wrong. And a whole new generation is learning this lesson again.
― calzino, Friday, 24 August 2018 10:49 (six years ago) link
the way the lines of mustard and ketchup intertwine on the crotch of that guy's shorts is... mesmerising
― my dream is to never be a champion (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 24 August 2018 10:50 (six years ago) link
does everybody know the very long and annoying joke with the punchline "it's ok, i'm an ex tractor fan?"
― Noodle Vague, Friday, 24 August 2018 10:57 (six years ago) link
― calzino,
I'll put it on the real russia thread but Rostov's new away kit (or third kit i think) is the design of a persian rug after (one of?) their fans started turning up with a rug
― anvil, Friday, 24 August 2018 11:00 (six years ago) link
https://media.wired.com/photos/5a3bf9025b461c24af9057f1/master/w_1200,c_limit/hotdog-ta.jpg
― Britain's Sexiest Cow (jed_), Friday, 24 August 2018 11:00 (six years ago) link
nailed it
― my dream is to never be a champion (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 24 August 2018 11:04 (six years ago) link
― anvil, Friday, August 24, 2018 1:00 PM (two minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
as mentioned here #ruglife
― lbi's life of limitless european glamour (Le Bateau Ivre), Friday, 24 August 2018 11:05 (six years ago) link
designers probably au fait with various Spanish lower league efforts such as this prawny number
https://dnre29p915wg3.cloudfront.net/media/catalog/product/cache/1/image/700x700/0dc2d03fe217f8c83829496872af24a0/l/o/loja-17-gk-pink-tags.jpg
― still wackford after all these squeers (DJ Mencap), Friday, 24 August 2018 11:39 (six years ago) link
extremely vaporwave
― my dream is to never be a champion (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 24 August 2018 11:54 (six years ago) link
no they play in Japan iirc
― Noodle Vague, Friday, 24 August 2018 12:36 (six years ago) link
oh dear god
― kinder, Friday, 24 August 2018 13:12 (six years ago) link
Libertines frontman Pete Doherty wins cafe breakfast fame
― Visibly Over 25 (snoball), Saturday, 25 August 2018 18:37 (six years ago) link
With a fucking yazoo
― plums (a hoy hoy), Sunday, 26 August 2018 09:10 (six years ago) link
Yahoo with a yazoo. I love how the BBC call it a 'strawberry milkshake'. If yazoo is a milkshake then I'm Alison Moyet.
― Visibly Over 25 (snoball), Sunday, 26 August 2018 09:36 (six years ago) link
English House yes mates
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cHZ9sd5oIgs
― saer, Sunday, 26 August 2018 10:52 (six years ago) link
You can only take one of your children? pic.twitter.com/TSzlQVvsP9— Tim Robey (@trim_obey) August 27, 2018
― Britain's Sexiest Cow (jed_), Tuesday, 4 September 2018 09:59 (six years ago) link
is that for real? Lol!
― calzino, Tuesday, 4 September 2018 10:01 (six years ago) link
it's in Sidcup.
― Britain's Sexiest Cow (jed_), Tuesday, 4 September 2018 10:16 (six years ago) link
So's one of the better Italian places in London. A weird melange is Sidcup
― imago, Tuesday, 4 September 2018 10:43 (six years ago) link
https://farm8.staticflickr.com/7341/10597337884_57673b93af_b.jpg
― calzino, Wednesday, 5 September 2018 21:35 (six years ago) link
the 'sliced bacon specialists' tagline written in cursive is what really makes this imo
― soref, Wednesday, 5 September 2018 21:53 (six years ago) link
bellies in one end, slices out the other
― faculty w1fe (silby), Wednesday, 5 September 2018 22:14 (six years ago) link
House-proud Fiona Boston tells ITV News she had "no choice" but to brazenly make off with this £1,500 sofa from House of Fraser in front of shocked staff https://t.co/g6WwAVS3sK pic.twitter.com/08H37NzBB4— ITV News (@itvnews) September 7, 2018
― Britain's Sexiest Cow (jed_), Friday, 7 September 2018 21:33 (six years ago) link
fuckin yes
― illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Friday, 7 September 2018 21:43 (six years ago) link
ITV might want to review their autocorrect policies:
She said: "I'm more mad because I'm not going to get my poofy and my cushions off of them. How am I going to get them?"
― ▫◌▫ (sic), Friday, 7 September 2018 21:59 (six years ago) link
haha.
― Britain's Sexiest Cow (jed_), Friday, 7 September 2018 22:01 (six years ago) link
My grandma had a poof to put her feet up on so I don’t see why this lady should have her poofy.
― American Fear of Pranksterism (Ed), Friday, 7 September 2018 22:02 (six years ago) link
the autocorrect also seems to have replaced "took" with "taken".
― Britain's Sexiest Cow (jed_), Friday, 7 September 2018 22:02 (six years ago) link
the story is actually way more sympathetic than I expected based on that clip, I thought she'd just be someone who stole a sofa and dgaf and even then I was still thinking '...cool'
― still wackford after all these squeers (DJ Mencap), Friday, 7 September 2018 22:03 (six years ago) link
xp I'm always semi-professionally fascinated by ppl's policies of 'correcting' minor errors of grammar in things like this where it doesn't really make much difference either way
― still wackford after all these squeers (DJ Mencap), Friday, 7 September 2018 22:05 (six years ago) link
if you're a stan you can watch the much better and longer version of that hard hitting news report here:
http://www.itv.com/news/2018-09-07/mum-had-no-choice-but-to-make-off-with-house-of-fraser-sofa/
― Britain's Sexiest Cow (jed_), Friday, 7 September 2018 22:14 (six years ago) link
'Erratic driver' watching pornography when stopped in Doncaster
― Dan Worsley, Saturday, 8 September 2018 09:58 (six years ago) link
Obsessed with the “bastards’ nostalgia” genre of jigsaw puzzle. Every man jack of them = a Faragean fever dream of era-mangling, magical realist menace pic.twitter.com/k1LwE5Z5uv— Sarah Dempster (@Dempster2000) September 11, 2018
― Tim, Tuesday, 11 September 2018 13:09 (six years ago) link
that stuff makes Lynch's exercises in macabre in the ordinary look lightweight as fuck!
― calzino, Tuesday, 11 September 2018 13:13 (six years ago) link
https://i.imgur.com/3YvCXEi.jpg?1
― mark s, Tuesday, 11 September 2018 13:16 (six years ago) link
dare to deep dream
https://cdn.vox-cdn.com/thumbor/U7fQnI0fr2SFGVnHwfAjmte7rd4=/0x61:946x692/920x613/filters:focal(0x61:946x692):format(webp)/cdn.vox-cdn.com/uploads/chorus_image/image/34438363/Richarddjames.0.png
― Neil S, Tuesday, 11 September 2018 13:19 (six years ago) link
the completely fucked sense of scale on the spitfire image is making me feel queasy
― bitch that’s the tubby custard machine (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 11 September 2018 13:25 (six years ago) link
omg I love these - the nightmarish, inconsistent perspective, the lurid overload of details!
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-9axor4aNwOk/Uxo89FeSfBI/AAAAAAAA0gE/AUg0u5YFERQ/s1600/the+secretary.jpg
― soref, Tuesday, 11 September 2018 13:28 (six years ago) link
i read this today. Joseph Conrad.https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Dm0Qts4W0AA3OL4?format=jpg&name=large
― illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, 11 September 2018 13:32 (six years ago) link