Captain Marvel (2019), dir. Anna Boden and Ryan Fleck

actually this is basically Speedball turning into Penance afaiu

(I have read one Ditko Speedball comic and 0 Penance comics)

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first reformed spoiler

There's nothing in the prequel that will come as a surprise to anyone who's already seen Reformed.

the brave move would have been coming out against the middlebrow awards bait which is also stealing oxygen from smaller films

like really giving Darkest Hour the business

Dug out my Wizard horde from my mom's recently and now they're in my home and I don't know exactly why.

Here u go, please take the totems of a teenage shut-in depresso with the blessing of a middle-aged shut-in depresso.

Tell me, do you have room for some pogs

All sorts of Hollywood bullshit is nominated for awards every year. I don't see any major difference between something like, say, Training Day, and the more critically acclaimed superhero flicks

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training day is a good movie

logan or black panther or avengers are good comic book movies

it's all pulp

yeah look i get it but none of the comic movies transcend the capes and the dialogue tbh

fine with me

watchmen aside obv

birdman count?

Do you know what happens when a toad gets struck by lightning? DO YOU?

jesus christ its direct threats now is it

training day is risible guff elevated by a tremendous performance from denzel

yes

ive enjoyed most of the marvels et al but nobody elevated any of them that i can recall unforch

training day was the best argument for david ayer sticking to scriptwriting over directing, or maybe an argument for antoine fuqua not being able to spin straw into gold when it comes to some of the other scripts he's directed

I'm not sure what anyone is talking about anymore. If that is at all my fault I apologize.

When are they making a Carvel movie?

wow, just perusing Hawke's filmography and I guess he starred in a Fuqua-directed Magnificent Seven remake in 2016

where is your Bergman now, Ethan?

hawke is v interesting is there a marvel for him out there

obviously he ranks that as acting in a kurosawa adaptation remake, top flight material

the point is fair though: most of the superhero movies, at their most serious, aren't that far off from magnificent seven. only instead of tracking down a guy who can shoot uncommonly well to join your team, you end up recruiting a guy with claws or w/e

A lot of them are like "let's get the band back together again!" stories, except instead of a battle of the band at the end there is just a battle.

searching for Hawke today gets you: "Ethan Hawke Joins Terrence Howard, Wesley Snipes In The RZA-Directed Heist Thriller ‘Cut Throat City’"

he really should stop criticizing other people for having a shtick when he keeps doing these roles that are definitely a shtick

lol also: "Ethan Hawke on Why Vincent D'Onofrio Deserves an Oscar More than 'Some British Dork'"

hmm what's D'Onofrio been up to lately

Yeah, but he does those movies to pay for stuff like "First Reformed," right? Five for them, and one for me.

Ethan Hawke should try for one of those tons-of-makeup roles, or a CGI animal person or something. Get that Groot money.

hmm what's D'Onofrio been up to lately

Acting AG, iirc.

i think he may be great idk tho its the kind of suspicion that would disappear if i looked harder than sideways at it

i believe i’ve already established itt that ethan hawke will be playing johnny blaze in the ghost rider reboot i am casting in my mind

I get the point that movies that have an actual artistic intent and involve more work from the actors in the realm of, say, acting rather than having the patience to sit in a makeup chair for eight hours are preferable work and are subjectively better as art. Reading about how the Coens decided they'd rather pitch to Netflix than try to make a play for traditional studio money for their oddball project is kind of disheartening. But if actors can work on smaller projects and parlay that success into a big paycheck wearing a cape and pretending to punch people, then sure, go for it

Ethan Hawke = Maxwell Lord obviously

Any era Max you like: Mrs Wootenhoffer, Maximum Force, the psycho years

no way, hawke is way too ratfaced for max lord

i always thought of max as like a young george hamilton

Max Lord was and is still Sam Neill


hawke is v interesting is there a marvel for him out there

Speedball ffs, read the thread


Reading about how the Coens decided they'd rather pitch to Netflix than try to make a play for traditional studio money

afaik they pitched and sold it to Annapurna, then Annapurna got it financed by Netflix

If Hawke is passed over for Blaze and Speedball, I'll see if I can pull some strings with the casting director for the upcoming D-Man flick.

he’ll have to get on the steroids

Max Lord was and is still Sam Neill

If Hawke is passed over for Blaze

he directed the solo film iirc so that would be a real snub

anyway he should play a middle-aged, battle-weary Cyclops

he directed the solo film iirc

the Method Man biopic?

I see what you did there Doc

Ok fine Ethan Hawke is Major Disaster, Oberon, or all four Challengers of the Unknown in different face prosthetics

Ethan Hawke is Matter Eater Lad

I still don't know what you're all talking about, but he should do a mo-cap Howard the Duck.

fuck i can see that

does his turn as a magic vagina count

Ethan Hawke is Matter Eater Lad

see now we're talkin

Guys.

DarkHawke.

does his turn as a magic vagina count

Howard's?