it is just really hard for me to imagine the toll that shit would take on a 70-year-old body. old speed freaks are pretty hard to come by
Yeah, I don't see Trump having Lemmy's stamina.
― grawlix (unperson), Wednesday, 2 January 2019 17:37 (seven years ago)
You must admit this is a good line, and as near to the truth as he comes. https://t.co/bbpnlFBqne— Richard M. Nixon (@dick_nixon) January 2, 2019
― a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 2 January 2019 21:53 (seven years ago)
isn't that what Trump does
― Οὖτις, Wednesday, 2 January 2019 22:05 (seven years ago)
(sell real estate, I mean)
ostensibly
― a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 2 January 2019 22:06 (seven years ago)
Donald John Trump (born June 14, 1946) is the 45th and current president of the United States. Before entering politics, he was a businessman and television personality.
― ((O))_____((O)) (esby), Wednesday, 2 January 2019 22:14 (seven years ago)
i'd rather be a realtor in arizona than a dickhead billionaire sociopath in new york.
― Trϵϵship, Wednesday, 2 January 2019 22:21 (seven years ago)
not that flake is selling real estate. the burn was bad and stupid.
"or whatever he's doing"
sort of an involuntary self-burn
― a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 2 January 2019 22:47 (seven years ago)
How do you impeach a president who has won perhaps the greatest election of all time, done nothing wrong (no Collusion with Russia, it was the Dems that Colluded), had the most successful first two years of any president, and is the most popular Republican in party history 93%?— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) January 4, 2019
― reggie (qualmsley), Friday, 4 January 2019 16:46 (seven years ago)
Wow.
― The Mandal Brah Set (Old Lunch), Friday, 4 January 2019 16:49 (seven years ago)
I'm just waiting for the follow-up tweet where he mentions his superhuman strength, his record number of Academy Awards, and the fact that he's both the youngest and oldest person ever to have lived.
― The Mandal Brah Set (Old Lunch), Friday, 4 January 2019 16:50 (seven years ago)
Let him host the Oscars... it's all he wants
― flappy bird, Friday, 4 January 2019 17:01 (seven years ago)
Why do u wish for the producers of Green Book to sit through twenty two hours of incoherent bloviation before collecting their best picture award, why
― The Mandal Brah Set (Old Lunch), Friday, 4 January 2019 17:09 (seven years ago)
ohhh how about Viggo hosting in character?
― flappy bird, Friday, 4 January 2019 17:12 (seven years ago)
fuck this turd
― j., Wednesday, 6 February 2019 02:19 (seven years ago)
cicero wept
― j., Wednesday, 6 February 2019 02:30 (seven years ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vs86KZ7_9HE
― I want to change my display name (dan m), Sunday, 3 March 2019 16:47 (seven years ago)
ctrl+f "Trump" on Google News homepage yields 27 hits. 4 of the 6 "Headlines" entries have his name in the headline.
― A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Tuesday, 11 June 2019 23:58 (six years ago)
It's what he wanted
― Tiltin' My Lens Photography (stevie), Wednesday, 12 June 2019 07:03 (six years ago)
27 hits for "Trump" again today wtf
― A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Tuesday, 25 June 2019 14:27 (six years ago)
It's his world and we just live in it.
― A is for (Aimless), Tuesday, 25 June 2019 18:05 (six years ago)
He might take issue with the ontological rigor of the latter half of your assertion.
― Sly Bradbury's The Marion Cobretti-cles (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 25 June 2019 18:11 (six years ago)
this guy sucks
― maura, Wednesday, 26 June 2019 00:10 (six years ago)
i vote dud
― (The Other) J.D. (J.D.), Wednesday, 26 June 2019 00:11 (six years ago)
holding off on making any judgments until after his 2nd term
― d'ILM for Murder (Hadrian VIII), Wednesday, 26 June 2019 00:22 (six years ago)
I'll admit, I do sometimes find him a little brash.
― fetter, Wednesday, 26 June 2019 10:27 (six years ago)
Yiiiiiiiiiikes pic.twitter.com/aSe7gBPdrW— Mark Roland (@MarkLafreniere) July 16, 2019
― j., Wednesday, 17 July 2019 20:11 (six years ago)
Dud
― cheese canopy (map), Wednesday, 17 July 2019 21:02 (six years ago)
I'm not sure if this is supposed to be taken seriously or not but it actually seems like a decent explanation for a lot
https://slate.com/news-and-politics/2019/08/what-if-donald-trump-is-just-blind.html
― frogbs, Tuesday, 6 August 2019 22:13 (six years ago)
can probably pinpoint exactly when it happened
https://cdn.geekwire.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/Screen-Shot-2017-08-21-at-3.18.40-PM-630x530.png
― frogbs, Tuesday, 6 August 2019 22:21 (six years ago)
this is surreal and i feel like it should be more known about somehow
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aeQOJZ-QzBk
― global tetrahedron, Thursday, 8 August 2019 14:00 (six years ago)
compare and contrast this run-of-the-mill dumbass to the honking oaf currently in the oval office and tell me he's not seriously impaired
― Criss Angel Raw: The Mindfreak Unplugged (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 8 August 2019 14:07 (six years ago)
that's another aspect that's notable. his analysis is like an 8th grader but it at least implies critical thinking skills and his speech is mostly lucid
― global tetrahedron, Thursday, 8 August 2019 14:13 (six years ago)
his vocabulary and rhetorical techniques are still as limited
"The word Rosebud has captivated movie goers, and movie watchers, for so many years, and to this day is perhaps the single word."
― quelle sprocket damage (sic), Thursday, 8 August 2019 17:39 (six years ago)
last night I had a dream that Donald Trump was in my living room and I choked him to death by shoving a giant pile of used kleenex down his throat. For some reason he did not struggle. Then I threw his body in the street.
― Οὖτις, Friday, 9 August 2019 14:57 (six years ago)
classic shakey
― mookieproof, Friday, 9 August 2019 15:06 (six years ago)
not a single tissue voter I see
― brownie, Friday, 9 August 2019 15:45 (six years ago)
maybe it's time to buy one of those little wastebaskets
― j., Friday, 9 August 2019 15:52 (six years ago)
https://previews.123rf.com/images/viaire/viaire1612/viaire161200018/67574302--ard-with-inscription-wake-up-and-make-your-dreams-come-true-stars-moon-arrows-in-a-trendy-calligrap.jpg
― Criss Angel Raw: The Mindfreak Unplugged (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 9 August 2019 16:01 (six years ago)
https://i.ytimg.com/vi/6IumGbCkXdo/maxresdefault.jpg
― Come and Rock Me, Hot Potatoes (Old Lunch), Friday, 9 August 2019 16:06 (six years ago)
So, consensus is building around dud?
― Rumspringsteen (Ye Mad Puffin), Friday, 9 August 2019 16:23 (six years ago)
in the words of my dumbass cousin, a week after the election: "i think people should give him a chance!"
― Karl Malone, Friday, 9 August 2019 16:40 (six years ago)
i'll give him a chance to eat some kleenex
― bookmarkflaglink (jim in vancouver), Friday, 9 August 2019 16:40 (six years ago)
If by 'a chance' you mean 'a two-minute head start before releasing the slavering hounds' then I'll allow it. I'm not a total monster.
― Come and Rock Me, Hot Potatoes (Old Lunch), Friday, 9 August 2019 16:48 (six years ago)
the slavering hounds are his supporters iirc tho
― Criss Angel Raw: The Mindfreak Unplugged (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 9 August 2019 16:49 (six years ago)
Oh sorry, I'm talking about the literal slavering hounds I have penned on the private island where I indulge my sinister whims. Should've been clearer.
― Come and Rock Me, Hot Potatoes (Old Lunch), Friday, 9 August 2019 16:51 (six years ago)
He was a winnerWho became the doggies' dinnerSad!
― Come and Rock Me, Hot Potatoes (Old Lunch), Friday, 9 August 2019 16:52 (six years ago)
he never meant that much to me / poor Donnie
― The Ravishing of ROFL Stein (Hadrian VIII), Friday, 9 August 2019 16:56 (six years ago)
the nations old men steam/when donnie blurts a twitter stream
― Hunt3r, Friday, 9 August 2019 19:35 (six years ago)