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I was waiting for Gretchen to fall when she got off the elephant. Ohhhh deeeear.

I wish they would have given Joyce a trip or a car or something for being first (and .. for shaving her head.)

Rob is benig a cunt unnecessarily. The train doesn't leave for 5 hours. And when POW asked him what's the deal, Rob says, "You'll find out." Just tell him, ya prick.

― diedre mousedropping (Dave225), Wednesday, 20 April 2005 13:59 (twenty years ago)

It would have been awesome if Gretchen had fallen off and had the elephant run over her, because she would have shouted "Meredith, I'm fine! Just pick up my legs and go! PUSH THAT ELEPHANT I COMMAND THEE BY ALL THE UNHOLY POWERS OF MY LORD BEELZEBUB!!!!" and then she would have spit brimstone and melted the flesh off the bones of the kids helping them push the elephant and Meredith would have said "GRETCHEN STOP COLLECTING SOULS FOR SATAN AND HELP ME PUSH THIS THING!!!" and Gretchen would have said "okay" and stopped spinning her head all the way around.

― The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 20 April 2005 14:00 (twenty years ago)

My husband is hoping that Meredith and Gretchen get eliminated next or else he is planning to stab himself in the eardrums if he has to hear more of her screeching. She was so annoying in this episode, Meredith must have the patience of a saint not to completely lose it with her.

I still can't believe Kelly telling Ron that he quit/took the easy way out of the army by becoming a POW.

― Leon Future Coffee (Ex Leon), Wednesday, 20 April 2005 14:33 (twenty years ago)

Yeah, because being a former pageant winner is so hard.
I think Joyce looks great with her head shaved!

― jocelyn (Jocelyn), Wednesday, 20 April 2005 14:47 (twenty years ago)

What did Phil say to Meredith and Gretchen at the pit stop? My cable cut out for about five seconds and I missed it (something about being the oldest couple to ever make it to the final four?)

The ride is over for M&G now, as all the douchey teams are gone, and they'll need some seriously crazy luck to eliminate one of the remaining three. Dan, you called the final three about six weeks ago -- nice job!

― MindInRewind (Barry Bruner), Wednesday, 20 April 2005 14:53 (twenty years ago)

I was surprised Meredith didn't tell Gretchen to blow kisses. That seems to be his normal answer.

― Maria :D (Maria D.), Wednesday, 20 April 2005 14:54 (twenty years ago)

He said they were the oldest couple to make it that far.

― Maria :D (Maria D.), Wednesday, 20 April 2005 14:55 (twenty years ago)

I really hope that POW and beauty queen bite it soon. I bet some of their winnings would go to the GOP.

― Maria :D (Maria D.), Wednesday, 20 April 2005 15:03 (twenty years ago)

"Beauty."

― Organized Crime (Leee), Wednesday, 20 April 2005 16:07 (twenty years ago)

I still can't believe Kelly telling Ron that he quit/took the easy way out of the army by becoming a POW.

I couldn't believe my ears when I heard that. I know the camera guy hurt himself trying to restrain his deafening shout of "THANK YOU, JESUS!" when he got that on tape.

― The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 20 April 2005 16:16 (twenty years ago)

OMG I'm so sad I missed this last night! Joyce shaved her head, huh? That's FINE with me, she was looking like that freaky bitch from The Dark Crystal that gave the gelfling the crystal shard.

I used to love M&G, until that one thing involving the 600+ metal boxes with clues in only 5 or whatever. Gretchen just kept LOOKING AROUND and COMPLAINING, I kept waiting for Meredith to lose his cool and be like "OPEN BOX ONE, QUEEN OF THE HARPIES!". Actually, I think I've been waiting for him to lose his cool since day 1, and he really hasn't.

I can't believe Lois Lane said that to GI Joe!

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 20 April 2005 16:22 (twenty years ago)

http://mirrorimageorigin.collegepublisher.com/media/paper337/stills/solcgd0z.jpg
"UCHENNA, THE CLUE, IT'S OVER HERE!"

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 20 April 2005 16:24 (twenty years ago)

Joyce looked really great without her hair, she shouldn't have worried about it at all.

Kelly is the plainest "beauty queen" they've had on the show. I really have to wonder how she won anything, because it's not as though she has a great personality either.

― Leon Future Coffee (Ex Leon), Wednesday, 20 April 2005 16:27 (twenty years ago)

I imagine Ron gingerly landing his helicopter in enemy territory, strolling up to an Iraqi soldier and saying "Hey, take me as your prisoner. This military commitment thing is just not working out for me." Definitely the easiest way to get out of the army.

― Rebekkah (burntbrat), Wednesday, 20 April 2005 16:36 (twenty years ago)

I still can't believe Kelly telling Ron that he quit/took the easy way out of the army by becoming a POW.

See it's gems like these that I miss when the idjit behind me's making unwise cracks Gretchen on top of the elephant, say.

― Organized Crime (Leee), Wednesday, 20 April 2005 17:18 (twenty years ago)

"See it's gems like these that I miss"

you didn't actually miss it. it was shown on the preview for next week's show.

― scott seward (scott seward), Wednesday, 20 April 2005 18:02 (twenty years ago)

Median salaries of the current batch of racers broken down by job description. You will never guess who makes the most money.

― The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 22 April 2005 11:59 (twenty years ago)

You're right, I would have never guessed. What is she doing with a loser like Ray? For reals...

― Leon Future Coffee (Ex Leon), Friday, 22 April 2005 12:07 (twenty years ago)

She's half his age and makes three times his salary, so the only answer I can see is SEXUAL WUNDERKIND. Which, based on televisual evidence, makes absolutely no sense.

Either that or she is full of snakes.

― The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 22 April 2005 12:10 (twenty years ago)

Looks like it might be: MEREDITH - Corporate Executive.

Those salary guidelines have a pretty big possibility of error, since the contestants probably inflated their job titles somewhat. Marketing Executive in Youngstown? .. She sells phones at a kiosk in the old Dairy Queen.

― diedre mousedropping (Dave225), Friday, 22 April 2005 12:10 (twenty years ago)

Deana's median salary is $14K higher than Meredith's! Not that I would sneeze at either's.

― The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 22 April 2005 12:16 (twenty years ago)

(I do see your point, though.)

― The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 22 April 2005 12:19 (twenty years ago)

I do like the Amazing Race pin Television Without Pity is selling:

http://www.glarkware.com/media/product_detail_t_random_ron_big.jpg

― Leon Future Coffee (Ex Leon), Friday, 22 April 2005 12:25 (twenty years ago)

Hahahaha awesome!

FREE RON!

― The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 22 April 2005 12:27 (twenty years ago)

roffeaul!

― diedre mousedropping (Dave225), Friday, 22 April 2005 12:30 (twenty years ago)

Rob and Amber being so smug about their lead was absofuckinglutely classic!

― Maria :D (Maria D.), Thursday, 28 April 2005 18:38 (twenty years ago)

I was kind of amazed that the old lady climbed that thing.

― Maria :D (Maria D.), Thursday, 28 April 2005 18:39 (twenty years ago)

"WHAT IS A GNOME???" still has me in stitches.

― Leon Jones Reynolds (Ex Leon), Thursday, 28 April 2005 18:54 (twenty years ago)

karma

― Huk-L, Thursday, 28 April 2005 18:55 (twenty years ago)

That episode was fantastic. I now kind of hope that Gretchen and Meredith stumble their way to a win, because how embarrassing for everyone else???

― The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 28 April 2005 19:07 (twenty years ago)

WHO'S WATCHING THE FINALE???

― MindInRewind (Barry Bruner), Wednesday, 11 May 2005 00:39 (twenty years ago)

It's obvious that Rob and Amber aren't winning because they keep showing clips of Rob saying that they're going to win.

― MindInRewind (Barry Bruner), Wednesday, 11 May 2005 00:41 (twenty years ago)

haha i love this show

― shine headlights on me (electricsound), Wednesday, 11 May 2005 00:49 (twenty years ago)

After getting on the 10 AM flight to Miami, how can Rob and Amber possibly lose?

Kelly: when you close your hand like that, it drives me insane, I think it's very disrespectful

Ron: OK, SO JUST BE QUIET

haha pwned

― MindInRewind (Barry Bruner), Wednesday, 11 May 2005 01:38 (twenty years ago)

Oh, I see. Damn pilot!

― MindInRewind (Barry Bruner), Wednesday, 11 May 2005 01:40 (twenty years ago)

Yay happy ending!

― Le (Leee), Wednesday, 11 May 2005 02:14 (twenty years ago)

I like how the past 3 seasons have gone: good guys, bad guys, good guys who won.

― Le (Leee), Wednesday, 11 May 2005 02:15 (twenty years ago)

And I hope that R.Kelly do end up getting hitched because then they will keep telling each other to shut up for a couple more years.

― Le (Leee), Wednesday, 11 May 2005 02:42 (twenty years ago)

that ending was maddening. the cabdriver thing. if rob and amber had pulled up when they were still short of cash, what then? it was confusing. but i'm glad they won. even if it was kinda rigged by major sponsor american airlines. or maybe pilots let people on their planes after they have closed their doors ALL THE TIME. but somehow i doubt it.

― scott seward (scott seward), Wednesday, 11 May 2005 11:57 (twenty years ago)

overall, i thought it was a good season though. lots of action. good guys. bad guys. something for everyone.

― scott seward (scott seward), Wednesday, 11 May 2005 11:59 (twenty years ago)

I think Rob and Amber got enough extra help along the way that I didn't feel cheated when Uchenna and Joyce were able to get on the plane. Still, I kind of wanted both of them to be able to win, but those are the breaks. At least it didn't end as horribly as last time.

― Leon Federline (Ex Leon), Wednesday, 11 May 2005 12:13 (twenty years ago)

Yes, ANYTHING beats last season's ending.

It is rather amazing that all three teams who lost on a non-elimination leg were able to bounce back strong on the next stage.

― MindInRewind (Barry Bruner), Wednesday, 11 May 2005 14:09 (twenty years ago)

What a well-edited finale.
I gave up on U&J about five times, it was an emotional rollercoaster.

― Huk-L, Wednesday, 11 May 2005 14:17 (twenty years ago)

yeah at the end i was losing my shit--JUST RUN TO THE FINISH LINE AND PAY THE GUY LATER YOU IDIOTS!!

but then i realized there's probably a rule that sez you aren't allowed to ditch your cabdrivers without paying (or at least satisfying) them.

― s1ocki (slutsky), Wednesday, 11 May 2005 14:41 (twenty years ago)

i left myself wide open with that "satisfying" comment.

― s1ocki (slutsky), Wednesday, 11 May 2005 14:41 (twenty years ago)

Heheh "wide open"

― The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 11 May 2005 14:42 (twenty years ago)

I don't think there is such a rule, as in past seasons and this one even, we've seen dudes blow off cabbies.
I think U&J just didn't want to be like that. And the cabbie didn't seem too upset about it. I mean, he didn't even get out of the car.

But why, in Jamaica, did U&J go to the airport first? I was screaming at them, "Just go do the challenge and get money as you go!"
The people in the airport who wouldn't give them money "No, I'm not into it" were fucking dicks.

― Huk-L, Wednesday, 11 May 2005 14:46 (twenty years ago)

Uchenna and Joyce Agu beat Rob and Amber, win 7th season of Amazing Race
By Derrik J. Lang
NEW YORK (AP) — Rob and Amber who? Married couple Uchenna and Joyce Agu outraced a pair of former Survivor contestants and a former prisoner of war and his beauty queen girlfriend to win the seventh edition of CBS’ The Amazing Race and the $1 million prize.
“It’s so amazing, if I can use that word,” Joyce told The Associated Press while grinning and giggling at the CBS season finale party.
Uchenna, 40, and Joyce, 44, from Houston, lugged boats in London, balanced water jugs on their heads in Africa and weighed complete strangers in Turkey — among other silly and strenuous tasks — in order to reach the finish line. Unlike previous seasons of Amazing Race, the racers didn’t travel around the globe, instead they semi-circled from Long Beach, Calif., through South America, Africa, India, Europe and the Caribbean to their final destination in Miami.
Because the Agus arrived last during a non-elimination leg before the home stretch, the couple was stripped of all their belongings and cash per the reality show’s nefarious rules. The Agus begged their way to the finish line but didn’t have enough money to pay their cab driver. Although they were only steps away the finish line and the $1 million prize, the Agus continued to beg from nearby strangers until they paid their cab fare.
“It was all about honour,” said Uchenna. “That cab driver was going to get his money.”
During an earlier stretch of the race in Jodhpur, India, Joyce agreed to shave her head as part of a Fast Forward challenge, allowing the Agus to skip to end of the leg. Uchenna cites that bold “sacrifice” as one of the turning points in the race.
“Once you shave it off, you have nothing to hide behind,” said Joyce. “People can actually see your soul. It’s so bizarre. I’m glad I did it.”
Much of the seventh season of Amazing Race was dominated by recently wed former Survivor contestants Rob “Boston Rob” Mariano, 29, and Amber Brkich, 26, who placed second in the race. Dating couple Ron Young, 28, from Villa Rica, Ga., and Kelly McCorkle, 26, from Greenville, S.C., placed third.
“We thought they were regular people like us,” said Joyce of Mariano and Brkich. “Really, it was an eye opening experience when we got on the race and saw that their notoriety was so amazing and people all over the world recognized them. We tried to ignore all that and do our own race just to spite what was happening with them and obviously it still paid off.”
Uchenna, an energy broker who once worked for Enron, and Joyce, a sales manager who once worked for WorldCom, plan to use their earnings for “bills, bills, bills” and to take their family on their own amazing trip. The Agus, who’ve tried unsuccessfully to have a child in the past, also said they would use their $1 million prize toward a baby.
“My doctors offered us a free round of in vitro (fertilization),” said Joyce. “So after all this is over, if it doesn’t work out, we have the money. We can adopt.”

― Huk-L, Wednesday, 11 May 2005 14:51 (twenty years ago)

The most irritating part was when they were begging for the final cab fare... the guy who was like "Begging isn't the way to make money." God what an asshole.

― rocknrolldetox (rocknrolldetox), Wednesday, 11 May 2005 15:16 (twenty years ago)

"Lynn and I have always, always thought about getting married. We've been together for five years and that's like 25 gay years," Ali, 22, told the Sun yesterday.

― Le (Leee), Wednesday, 11 May 2005 18:20 (twenty years ago)

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