start a victory garden and ration your IRRATIONALLY ANGRY feelings, part 3

when people announce the suicide hotline number in response to someone committing suicide.

Driving makes me angry. Drunk drivers only more so. Watching a funeral and realizing: if the asshole hadn't stepped in his car and hit this poor girl, she would have been engaged by next month. I called a friend afterwards and ranted: these drunk drivers should visit the morgue and be exposed to the result. (Actually a softer way was introduced years ago here.)

Ok, this is not being irrationally angry. It is just on my mind. It's surreal. :-(

Driving makes me angry. Drunk drivers only more so. Watching a funeral and realizing: if the asshole hadn't stepped in his car and hit this poor girl, she would have been engaged by next month. I called a friend afterwards and ranted: these drunk drivers should visit the morgue and be exposed to the result. (Actually a softer way was introduced years ago here.)

Ok, this is not being irrationally angry. It is just on my mind. It's surreal. :-(

Was going to say that's neither innocuous nor irrational; it's a total dick carelessly taking the life of someone in a senseless fashion. All my love to you, darling.

Thanks D. 😘

If you are on the treadmill reading a book or checking your email, then you are not moving fast enough. And if you are on the weight machine checking your phone, then you are not using the machine at all.

Our mortgage was bought by a company that insists on calling itself "Mr. Cooper".

"Be sure to let Mr. Cooper know if you need assistance making your payment! Mr. Cooper is here to help!"

If you are on the treadmill reading a book or checking your email, then you are not moving fast enough.

yeah that's not really true. would agree that it's hard to run with any great intensity while you're doing something else, but if you're just getting in an easy run, it's fine.

They're not running! They're walking. You don't need a treadmill for that.

I'm fine with people walking on the treadmill. Although I did used to get annoyed with people at my office who would talk about getting cardio in during lunch and they were just going for a walk.

walking is good for you! just doesn't need a treadmill is all.

Yeah, but some people can't run or don't want to do it outside because of reasons... but agree that people sitting on weight machines looking at their phone need to get up.

Agreed 1,000% with people not paying primary attention to lifting weights when doing strengthening exercises because the only other thing one should be devoting one's attentions to there is the music you're listening to at the time; however, as far as people choosing whether to walk or run for their cardio, there are a lot of issues at play here and I for one would have to choose (power) walking because of my arthritic knees making running a ridiculous proposition.

Anyway, my own personal IA re: exercise is that the only type of exercise I tend to want to do is swimming, but I don't have access to a pool. Grrrr, someone give me a pool, damn it!

walking is good for you! just doesn't need a treadmill is all.

Anyway, my own personal IA re: exercise is that the only type of exercise I tend to want to do is swimming, but I don't have access to a pool. Grrrr, someone give me a pool, damn it!

― The Colour of Spring (deethelurker), Tuesday, April 2, 2019 6:56 PM (one hour ago)

I feel you on this. There are public pools near to me, but for various reasons I can't/won't be in a public place in a swimming costume, so I just want someone to give me my own private pool. Give it to me now!

I don't like the thought of going swimming locally because 1. argh might know somebody 2. it's expensive 3. it seems hard to find a time/place to just turn up for a casual doggypaddle round the shallow end, because it's always Kids-Only Swim Time or Super Hardcore Swimming In Lanes Time.

Last year we were going to a hotel with a swimming pool and I thought it would get rid of all 3 problems so I bought a swimming costume and was kind of excited to go swimming for the first time in forever. But then the hotel pool was also entirely booked up with kids' swimming lessons, so I still haven't used my new costume. Meh.

(Possibly 0.1% rational anger: hotels that advertise a swimming pool as a feature and come up on the filter view on booking.com for said feature but actually you can only use the pool at weekends)

Not only do I not want to be seen being all lumpy and bare-legged in a swimming costume in public but also I last swam 20+ years ago and I was really bad at it as a kid, so now I am an adult that can't swim and that's going to be embarrassing.

I did and thought all of those things then went swimming and it was fine
it'll be fine!
fecking swim timetables though, indecipherable and you need to know when term-time is etc

they might only lane off half the pool?

walking is good for you! just doesn't need a treadmill is all.

― Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 2 April 2019 18:18 (two days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

See also: running

Well, yeah. But I could have sworn I've seen that walking by and large has similar benefits to running, without a lot of the side effects.

oh, I see what you mean. I honestly don't feel very comfortable running outside, between traffic, weather, etcetera, though I love walking.

There are enough factors at play to make me give walking on treadmills a pass.

I did once see a man slowly walking on the treadmill in jeans and formal leather shoes, still wearing his jacket. He doesn't get a pass.

Walking on a treadmill is lower impact than walking on the sidewalk/pavement, because of the harder surface of the sidewalk/pavement vs. the relatively cushioned surface of any standard treadmill. That's why I'd be more likely to walk on a treadmill, or even better, rely on a (low-impact) elliptical machine for cardio. Also, while I'm on year 11 of a 15 year mortgage (i.e. I "own a home"), my back yard is laid out awkwardly and would not be able to accommodate a pool, and the only public swimming pools in town are clear across town and often overpopulated and not exactly sanitary places. Grumble grumble. (Thanks a ton for adding your $0.02, emil.y and a passing spacecadet! Also, that sucks about the hotel pool situation!)

Can't remember who posited this IA already but I was reminded this morning of the only driving-related IA I have yet to work on: those morons who slow down to turn before indicating. Like, I have all the patience in the world for people who indicate before slowing down to turn and they could take a minute for all I care, but I feel like we haven't yet evolved as a species to the point where we can read each other's minds, so slowing down for seemingly no reason at all is the very definition of NAGL. Maybe in a few years I'll be chill about that too, though. It's very rare that I encounter that "in the wild", so to speak.

There are a lot of things about police that make me IA, but at least here they seemingly almost never bother to signal.

There are a lot of things about police that make me IA, but at least here they seemingly almost never bother to signal.

You live in Chicago; your A's about the local police are all completely R.

I have been arrested over 30x as a result of becoming homeless for a time, and I have no complaints with the cops. Then again, I'm a white male.

Several people I know were victims of injustice, however.

I'm fortunate enough to live in a city where the local police are relatively free of corruption and extrajudicial violence. It's far too easy for me to take that for granted and forget that this is not the reality with most of the police departments in the U.S. (at least). I am spoilt by this and I suppose my IA about this is my tendency to forget that and assume this is the rule instead of the exception. But this is for another thread, I fear. (And you were very much a "victim of injustice" as a member of a vulnerable community [i.e. the homeless].)

Happy fun IA time: still not having been gifted a pool by the magical pool fairies. Where are they at my time in need?

"Time OF need", I should say. IA #2: occasionally fucking up the English language.

Similar to dee's ia for people who slow before signalling, i have some ia for drivers who kind of hover--without signalling--slightly in front of me but in the next lane, in such a way that it's clear that they need to get over into my lane. Like, I'd be happy to slow down and make some room for you to get over as soon as you fulfill your legal obligation to use your fucking signal

The library has these cool self-serve checkout kiosks.

After I scan my library card, it asks for my PIN. There's a keypad there to the right of the screen that I start typing on 95% of the time. However, that keypad isn't for PINs. No, the screen displays a huge keyboard at the bottom that you're supposed to do.

And when you do, the integers of your PIN show up real big in a word balloon floating over the keyboard..

Screen's, like, made of real glass too, so it's not easy to tap the numbers.

online accounts that tell you to 'log in with your username or email'
attempt to log in with my email because fuck remembering a username
'we do not recognise your identity'
well you emailed me on this email a few days ago
spend ages trying to sort it out
turns out you need to log in with your username not your email

https://media.giphy.com/media/5XPb0FvIqylqg/giphy.gif

log in with your username or email. or log in using your Facebook or Google account

.....bbuuuuttt what if my email is my Google login?

https://i.imgur.com/LfAXZRS.gif

Dear Fuckwits who decided that the quiet carriage on the train is a good place for a conversation,

The book i'm trying to read is quite solid and heavy. I am seriously dreaming of beating you unconscious with it.

Yours,
Noodle

The quiet carriage these days means the one carriage on the train where people might think twice about listening to music, watching movies, playing games - without headphones - but that's about it.

I always tell myself not to book the quiet carriage because the cuntery annoys me more than if i was just in a regular carriage but i haven't been on a train in a while and sometimes i'm a pie-eyed optimist

I'm pretty depressed and sour today, don't really enjoy succumbing to misanthropy

Just do some meditative breathing and imagine yourself in a beautiful, quiet garden... where there exists a pit filled with the bodies of people who don't respect the idea of a "quiet carriage". Listen to the birds chirping and feel the warm sun on your face. That's the good stuff.

My IA: It's April and it's only going to get warmer and sunnier outside from here on out. Seeing as though this is Texas and I'm not at all a fan of our summers OR the searing sun, this is terrible news. Oh well, never mind; I'll just do some meditative breathing and imagine myself on an ice floe in the middle of Antarctica.

Spring didn't really happen this year, did it?

I always tell myself not to book the quiet carriage because the cuntery annoys me more than if i was just in a regular carriage but i haven't been on a train in a while and sometimes i'm a pie-eyed optimist

― Boles to the Wolds (Noodle Vague), Monday, April 8, 2019 3:01 AM (yesterday) Bookmark

this is exactly right and limmy was just moaning about this on a recent stream

Spring didn't really happen this year, did it?

What's "spring"? Does that season even exist in this state? :(

Every once in a while, we have a very nice spring. Not this year though.

Yeah, I had such hopes today was going to be a rainy, cloudy, dark and dreary day, but alas that was not meant to be. Alexa, play "Only Happy When it Rains".

BTW, is there a thread for RATIONAL anger? Because I've got a lot of righteous anger going on inside my head right now.

Funny. It is very rainy in ATX today.

BTW, is there a thread for RATIONAL anger? 

since 99.999% of rational anger is caused by other humans, the disgusting savages thread usually served this purpose.

I'm not one to complain about spoilers for the most part, but the volume of Game of Thrones spoilers on Twitter right now is making it unreadable, and it's pissing me off.

i have to holdout on Endgame til tomorrow night & GOT til Tuesday, I’m throwing my phone in the trash

This is just going to get worse and worse over the next 4 weeks, isn't it? We have to wait a couple of days for Chinese subs too, so the whole first bit of each week is this silly game. Last week there was even a spoiler on one of the non-GOT threads on here.

when local businesses run those "bring this flyer and 15% goes to [your kid's public school]" promotions. I guess it's ultimately harmless if local pizza shop gets a little extra business and the school receives an extra $387 as a result, but it grosses me out on a level I can't quite explain.

dunno man that seems like a win-win to me. drive customers to a locally owned business that then supports the school! at least that's how it tends to work at my kid's school.

especially because we're fucked for other kinds of funding; otherwise i agree with you that raising money to support schooling is absurd and dystopian.

As long as it's local and not Chik-Fil-A. I live in the bluest county in the universe (seemslike) and yet somehow the PTA fundraisers for my daughter's former school were invariably Chik-Fil-Fuckin-A.

Still don't know if it was just lazy/convenient or if some conservative parent engineered it as a dog-whistle or a fuck you to her liberal neighbors.