Let's bitch about our stupid, annoying co-workers

Hmmm. I do work with migraine attacks. That said, everyonz can tell though. But I do it cause I was warned staying home too much, wld be criticized. And it's doable. Not easy, but doable.

I've only ever had one full-on migraine and there was no way I could work through that, luckily I was home when it happened because all I could do was curl up in a ball on my bed.

I've had a few "silent migraines" at work where your vision gets blurry and you get aura symptoms, but you don't feel like your head is in a vice, you feel a bit dizzy and it's hard to look at computer screens when you've got shimmering lines all over your vision but you can kind of work through it and it goes away after about an hour. I guess technically it's still a migraine, could she have had one of those?

^ https://www.allaboutvision.com/conditions/ocular-migraine.htm

i get them from time to time, like 3 a year and they only started about 5 years ago. freaked me out the first couple of times but now i just sit back and enjoy them (i get no other symptoms, just the vision thing and a slight disassociated feeling)

I had one of those once, and even tho there wasn’t much pain, it scarred the shit out of me.

co-workers asking you to sponsor them for their half marathon/3k park run gets annoying when done repeatedly.

is a 3k worth sponsoring?

yeah i was messing i guess, i've seen a coworker ask for sponsorship for a 5k and it raises an eyebrow but i suppose the money all goes to the same type of commercialised charity.

just had a conversation with a co worker in which we mused over which of the four ppl in our office that are through for promotion are going to make the worst boss and its been a real downer if im honest trevor

do you reckon you'll get the job all the same?

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nah got an email since to that effect tbh

co-workers asking you to sponsor them for their half marathon/3k park run gets annoying when done repeatedly.

Yes, why don't you eat your lunch standing up in our tiny kitchen, blocking access to the fridge and the microwave and the taps and the counters

There’s a strict rule not to take days off during holidays/extended weekends. What does colleague do? Still plans time off anyway. (Previous manager was unable to say no and didn’t much care as she was planning to quit. New manager didn’t know of this rule.) As I have been dumped w the late shifts the last two weeks, I’m...well pissed off even more. I told my manager that my colleague just goes ahead and plans during times when it’s not allowed. I feel kind of a backstabber. :-(

Yes, why don't you eat your lunch standing up in our tiny kitchen, blocking access to the fridge and the microwave and the taps and the counters

this kind of behaviour! we moved office about a year ago and for a while it was clean and quiet and easy to work in. I don't know if it's a critical mass of numbers that leads to a rise in this kind of behaviour, or whether it's the fact the big influx seems to all be civil servants, or a combo of the two, but almost invariably in the kitchen now someone will be leaning with their back to the one water tap, staring at their phone, or talking to someone having left their beaker standing in the way of the tap, or microwaving some fucking vomit smelling cheese-based lunch. prob worth buying water just to avoid having to acknowledge the existence of these people

this is the law of office kitchens

- conversations must be held standing in the doorway or in front of the sink/microwaves. on no account should you stand somewhere that isn't in the way of something
- never clean anything, ever
- never empty out your soggy cereal leftovers before dumping the bowl in the sink
- hold meetings in there and glare at anyone who dares enter to use the kitchen for actual kitchen purposes

while I'm here

why not Slack me to ask me how to do something, when literally the last conversation we had on Slack was me telling you how to do it. you fucking imbecile. I just replied "scroll up a bit"

Haha, all of those rules apply for my office. I'd prob bring my lunch if the entire kitchen area wasn't so fucking gross.

sink and sponge/cloth covered in coffee grounds at 8.01am every single day

sink and sponge/cloth covered in coffee grounds at 8.01am every single day

argh OTM
also every interior surface of the freezer

there's one particular large team here which seems to have split into 3 factions and at any given time one of those factions will be hanging out in the kitchen, standing in front of the fridge and the sink for an extended chat

oh, and the inside ceiling of the microwave is covered in mysterious rust blisters, which makes me paranoid that it might not actually be ~safe~, but the facilities guy was like "eh it's fine" in that "it's just you being weird" kind of way, so... it probably is just me being weird tbh

guess we're lucky to have a fridge with a freezer compartment and a microwave, my last place had neither

we have a fancy coffee machine now, it's like an automated barista machine, but the trouble is nobody cleans it. it has a milk compartment in the bottom, it is refrigerated, but the milk is sucked up through a rubber tube from this and basically the very bottom of the milk never gets used, so if it isn't cleaned out regularly, you get cottage cheese in the bottom after a few days.

similar things happen to the coffee grounds container. if you don't actually clean it out, grounds harden in the bottom and turn into mould. I only noticed because I got the message to empty it one day and pulled it out and it was just a massive green lump.

I've pointed both of these things out to the office manager but she doesn't give a shit, she doesn't drink coffee and doesn't seem to think it's anything she should be concerned about. I only work in the office twice a week but seem to have become designated coffee machine cleaner, maybe because everyone else doesn't mind drinking cottage-cheese-spore-coffee blend

cottage-cheese-spore-coffee blend

yum

we have a misspelled sign telling people not to dump "COFFEE GRINDS/GOUNDS" into the sink. The kitchen area shares a wall with the sinks in the bordering men's restroom, and excessive dumping somehow clogged the pipes earlier this year, causing the sinks to back up

i low key blame my roommate for clogging our kitchen sink with coffee grounds a few months ago. it was TERRIBLE

the mystery is that the sink they were dumped in does have a garbage disposal

not running a ton of water after the grounds seems to cause them to solidify in the pipes, though

my job requires regular live photographs, so for about 15 years now we have had a network of freelancers who upload pix to a flickr pro account. flickr has of course gone through a lot of changes in that time, including being owned by and having various levels of integration with yahoo

somehow, one of the photographers got his personal yahoo email account linked to our flickr account, such that anyone with the proper flickr credentials could access it

so this week a colleague stumbled across 15 years of this photographer's emails trying to find men and women to have sex with, featuring very very detailed and explicit photos, requests, prices, directions, hourly hotels, etc.

we got it de-linked and as far as we know he remains unaware -- although i'm not sure he'd really care

that is amazing.

whom amongst us, etc etc

guess we're lucky to have a fridge with a freezer compartment and a microwave, my last place had neither

I don't know whether it's some kind of anomaly that I'm only now, in a professional setting, decades after working unskilled jobs in like food service and factories and what have you, encountering the most profoundly stupid people I've ever had the displeasure of working alongside or if people in general are just getting stupider and the workplace just happens to be where I've become most acutely aware of this phenomenon.

I was, admittedly, being a little bitchy the other day when I mentioned to someone that I have to explain things to (that one guy) like he's a dog but...well, it's mostly only untrue inasmuch as a dog might eventually understand what you're telling him.

We have expectations that if people can obtain a job in a corporate setting that they aren't disgusting and selfish monsters. But it seems a lot of people still need their mothers to come and manage them.

i think maybe it's that incompetence is easier to spot in jobs like food service and factories, where there are specific outcomes expected and it's obvious when they're not happening, but once you move to the world of office work it's often easier to obscure those things? that's my experience anyway - i feel like i worked under more pressure, more regularly, in catering than i do now in a better-paid job where success is a bit fuzzier and harder to define

I had to work out of the l3hman br0s offices for awhile and they had some of the weirdest, shittiest, forgotten milk kitchens that I had ever seen. I was like, no wonder you guys failed.

xpost Yeah, that makes sense. There definitely isn't much scrutiny or oversight around these parts.

I should note that the person I'm talking about is senior to me (although in no way my superior) and makes at least 2-3 times what I make and doesn't understand, for example, the vagaries of email correspondence (eg, do not respond to an automated response that clearly says 'do not respond' and definitely don't do this multiple times a week for years and years and years).

The last office I worked had a free seltzer/soda vending machine. They eventually started charging .25 cents per can because the ceo/pres saw an employee taking home a tote bag full of sodas. And supposedly volume of sodas went down 60%.

i've seldom worked anywhere where the hiring process was good, except maybe bbc where they scored people and the highest score got the job.

ime hiring is actually more reliable now all my colleagues are contractors and people often join based on recommendations from within in the team. that ime works better than sifting cvs.

in my last permanent role, i liked and respected my boss but he hired really badly, and based on some of the team i managed he seemingly had a history of doing so. now that i occasionally sit in on interviews, my impression is that most managers are too shy/socially awkward to ask people challenging questions. it's not that i think someone should be intimidated or made to feel uncomfortable, more that the good candidate doesn't get a chance to stand out if all the questions are just platitudes or have the answer in them.

tho obv 'can you clean up after yourself' should be taken for granted.

xpost some of that basic 'how to behave efficiently and logically' shit needs to be taught. not replying all or derailing meetings etc.

That's like this very senior person was hired into my last firm and he only lasted two months before he was fired. Part of the reason was that he pissed everyone off because he had somehow never used outlook email before and didn't realize you view peoples' calendars yourself. He was completely frustrating when he tried to schedule his own meetings. Plus he put Esq. after everything and was condescending to the women so we nipped that shit fast.

A dude was hired at my last place of work and kept pulling one of my coworkers to train him on something in Excel (which I was only aware of because he sat across from me). Which y'know, nbd, new dude having people walk him through the particulars of his new job, understandable. A number of months later while talking to a frustrated manager, I put two and two and two together and realized that the reason this dude in particular had been hired was a professed proficiency with v-lookups...which it turned out he had completely lied about, failing to realize until too late that that isn't a facility you can fake your way through. Naturally, he was still working there as of when I quit several years later.

Crazy to get in like that and not learn how to vlookup in an evening or two

I mean I've done a ton of them but it's been a while and they aren't the most intuitive thing in the world (for me, anyway) and if someone asked me to do them again I'd be like, you're gonna need to give me a day or two to refresh myself before I take that on there chief. Dude's chutzpah severely outpaced him there, I feel.

I'm kind of an asshole but I would've just sent him a screenshot of google with "how to do a v-lookup" in the search box.

my favoured solution for that type of assholery is http://bfy.tw/DSmc

ha!

Okay, that's definitely preferable to stewing in frustration until my jugular ruptures.

tbh I'm not that good at hiring and unfortunately neither have my previous managers been, this job is the first one I've had to be involved with hiring, and our track record has been hit and miss. The last 2 people I was more involved with hiring and have turned out to be mostly OK, the guy we hired before that I don't really know how he managed to blag through the interview, we had 2 candidates shortlisted, and they both did basically the same on technical questions, although I thought the other guy had the edge, but the one we hired had an outgoing personality so the non-technical director liked him better. He turned out to be pretty junior level and needs a lot of help, still after being here 18 months he infuriates me with his basic incompetence on a regular basis. I insisted we put a code test back in after him because we used to do that and they dropped it for that position for some reason.

I have also been v tempted to send him lmgtfy links

i'm tempted to send lmgtfy links pretty much on a daily basis

I get distressed by people who can't figure out stuff on their own when there is the internet and instead waste other peoples' time. Hiring anyone is pretty hit or miss, I've wanted to sneakily even give people writing tests in interviews just to obtain coherency and professionalism levels.

That's not a bad idea. We received some phishing alert recently which warned, among other things, against opening attachments in emails containing misspellings and poor grammar. Which I took as tacit permission to delete 90% of the work emails I receive in a day. Really lightened my load!

We used to have so many poorly constructed and tonally semi-offensive emails sent out that I had to write template emails for my team to use because they couldn't be trusted. I am so happy not to work in an office right now.