"If you can't handle me at my worst, you don't deserve me at my best."
― Pontius Pilates (Ye Mad Puffin), Wednesday, 1 May 2019 16:54 (five years ago) link
“flesh baby” to distinguish him from her spectral baby
― mick signals, Wednesday, 1 May 2019 17:02 (five years ago) link
probably to distinguish him from her [ew] "fur baby"
― Mordy, Wednesday, 1 May 2019 17:14 (five years ago) link
Q: What did the outdoor car park say to the garage?A: Sorry, I know I'm a lot.
― mick signals, Wednesday, 1 May 2019 17:21 (five years ago) link
Omg at flesh baby.
I feel like I hear “a lot/too much” as a self-description among women in my social circle, re: worries that their personalities are exhausting for their friends/romantic partners.
Yes, feeling like a burden for no real reason is sadly a thing for a lot of women. I’ve def used this in this context about myself. :(
― Benson and the Jets (ENBB), Wednesday, 1 May 2019 18:24 (five years ago) link
F Kogan's "superwords" to thread
sounds as enticing as "superfoods"
― A is for (Aimless), Wednesday, 1 May 2019 18:43 (five years ago) link
"minimalist" instead of "minimal""minimalistic" instead of "minimalist"it's, like, the opposite of minimal
― an incoherent crustacean (MatthewK), Monday, 6 May 2019 13:13 (five years ago) link
but doesn't minimalisitic refer specifically to *minimalism*? these words different meanings, I think
― d'ILM for Murder (Hadrian VIII), Monday, 6 May 2019 13:38 (five years ago) link
words *have* different
― d'ILM for Murder (Hadrian VIII), Monday, 6 May 2019 13:39 (five years ago) link
https://frinkiac.com/meme/S05E22/1063428.jpg?b64lines=QUgsIFlPVVIKIEZMRVNIIE1PVEhFUiBVU0VEIFRPCiBCUklORyBNRSBQVURESU5HLg==
― Plinka Trinka Banga Tink (Eliza D.), Monday, 6 May 2019 13:45 (five years ago) link
"parse" when applied to anything other than a sentence written in an ancient language.
― fetter, Monday, 6 May 2019 14:26 (five years ago) link
I'll take it over 'unpack'.
― pomenitul, Monday, 6 May 2019 14:28 (five years ago) link
you can blame software development for popularizing both of those, especially parse
― mh, Monday, 6 May 2019 14:31 (five years ago) link
http://i64.tinypic.com/14x2dr9.png
― Mordy, Monday, 6 May 2019 14:51 (five years ago) link
there are a lot more entries but i wasn't going to screenshot the entire thing. "parse" used both literally and figuratively has been in usage for centuries and is an excellent word.
yeah parse is great. unpack is awful but it's not a software word either: it's a twee college word. for litcrit, not rars. dfw was always using it.
― difficult listening hour, Monday, 6 May 2019 17:05 (five years ago) link
sometimes he'd have to "bracket" something, so he could unpack something else.
― difficult listening hour, Monday, 6 May 2019 17:07 (five years ago) link
I thought differently having posted and, yes, "unpack" is more of a lit analysis thing
― mh, Monday, 6 May 2019 17:08 (five years ago) link
operationalize
― Evans on Hammond (evol j), Monday, 6 May 2019 17:11 (five years ago) link
also, two phrases/figures of speech I hate: "herding cats" and "the juice isn't worth the squeeze"
― Evans on Hammond (evol j), Monday, 6 May 2019 17:12 (five years ago) link
but I digress
― jmm, Monday, 6 May 2019 17:13 (five years ago) link
“This little thing is absolutely to die for, so I’m just over the moon,” a beaming Prince Harry told reporters outside the couple’s residence near Windsor Castle.
disgusting
― d'ILM for Murder (Hadrian VIII), Monday, 6 May 2019 18:15 (five years ago) link
what is it, a cronut?
― d'ILM for Murder (Hadrian VIII), Monday, 6 May 2019 18:16 (five years ago) link
"herding cats" is a great simile, being both vivid and visual. it's just overused, mainly because it communicates a particular kind of problem quickly and easily. we won't be getting rid of it any time soon.
― A is for (Aimless), Monday, 6 May 2019 18:17 (five years ago) link
Harry being 100% literal there and revealing some dark secrets imo
― rob, Monday, 6 May 2019 18:34 (five years ago) link
"creatives" still kills me, I hate it.
― flappy bird, Tuesday, 7 May 2019 17:10 (five years ago) link
Good one. I fucking loathe it.
― pomenitul, Tuesday, 7 May 2019 17:13 (five years ago) link
"creatives" is bad but "creators" (esp. referring collectively to the writers and artists of comic books, e.g. "comics creators") is actually worse!
― don't mock my smock or i'll clean your clock (silby), Tuesday, 7 May 2019 19:49 (five years ago) link
I only know one Creator and that's Yahweh
Yahweh or the highway
― Screamin' Jay Gould (The Yellow Kid), Tuesday, 7 May 2019 20:47 (five years ago) link
Ooh baby i love yahweh
― Pontius Pilates (Ye Mad Puffin), Wednesday, 8 May 2019 09:59 (five years ago) link
"content creators"
― the word dog doesn't bark (anagram), Wednesday, 8 May 2019 10:03 (five years ago) link
'Content sire'.
― pomenitul, Wednesday, 8 May 2019 11:02 (five years ago) link
makers
― forensic plumber (harbl), Wednesday, 8 May 2019 12:00 (five years ago) link
'Dreamers of dreams.'
― pomenitul, Wednesday, 8 May 2019 12:03 (five years ago) link
"merch"
― And according to some websites, there were “sexcapades.” (James Morrison), Wednesday, 8 May 2019 23:48 (five years ago) link
'signage'
― mookieproof, Thursday, 9 May 2019 00:31 (five years ago) link
Yeah, 'murch' is kind of horrible.
― Leaghaidh am brón an t-anam bochd (dowd), Thursday, 9 May 2019 05:14 (five years ago) link
'man up'
there is no worse phrase
― meaulnes, Thursday, 9 May 2019 11:52 (five years ago) link
This lovely piece of prose was tailor made for this thread
https://www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/university-assessment-committee-erotica
― Mario Meatwagon (Moodles), Friday, 10 May 2019 05:23 (five years ago) link
https://i.imgur.com/RabvpCN.png
― mick signals, Saturday, 11 May 2019 21:00 (five years ago) link
One I'd never heard before, and god was it annoying: "asks" as a noun. They were talking on the sports call-in about Mike Babcock's future with the Toronto Maple Leafs, and one guy said that he'd just had a sit-down with management where he likely had to agree to a number of asks. Not requests, not conditions, but asks.
― clemenza, Saturday, 11 May 2019 22:49 (five years ago) link
maybe he wanted to get a number of responds
― times 牛肉麵 (Autumn Almanac), Saturday, 11 May 2019 23:00 (five years ago) link
Definitely the newest and latest annoy.
― clemenza, Saturday, 11 May 2019 23:03 (five years ago) link
Clemenza, I envy you that you haven't had to spend at least the last ten years in corporate offices listening to big asks.
― mick signals, Saturday, 11 May 2019 23:38 (five years ago) link
Education-speak is a monstrosity unto itself (even, or especially, at the elementary level where I am), but you're right, I'm sure I've been spared plenty.
― clemenza, Sunday, 12 May 2019 01:57 (five years ago) link
― lefal junglist platton (wtev), Sunday, 12 May 2019 04:19 (five years ago) link
"sweaty mess"
― dogs, Sunday, 19 May 2019 10:02 (five years ago) link
The way the word "rocked" is used in this headline almost manages to make me not want to read this article about Clara Rockmore, and I really fucking love Clara Rockmore.
http://www.openculture.com/2017/07/meet-clara-rockmore-the-pioneering-electronic-musician-who-first-rocked-the-theremin-in-the-early-1920s.html
― mfktz (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Sunday, 19 May 2019 22:39 (five years ago) link
"Manage cookies"
― koogs, Monday, 20 May 2019 08:59 (five years ago) link