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― fetter, Wednesday, 22 May 2019 16:23 (eight minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gfz40u3AYjc

mfktz (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Wednesday, 22 May 2019 15:34 (five years ago) link

all of these are fine

i think maybe ilx might not be comfortable with certain classes idk

daenerys baker (darraghmac), Wednesday, 22 May 2019 15:45 (five years ago) link

go off, king

mark s, Wednesday, 22 May 2019 15:53 (five years ago) link

(i like that i'm just saying it to deems to rile him)

mark s, Wednesday, 22 May 2019 15:53 (five years ago) link

https://i.imgur.com/RS4d7aT.png

mick signals, Wednesday, 22 May 2019 16:26 (five years ago) link

god be with the days when that would have had me in ten fights by now

inert, thats what this board is gone

daenerys baker (darraghmac), Wednesday, 22 May 2019 16:55 (five years ago) link

fighting's for the birds

don't mock my smock or i'll clean your clock (silby), Wednesday, 22 May 2019 17:18 (five years ago) link

I've only recently been hipped to the usage of 'pibble' as a cutesy diminutive of 'pit bull' and it just needs to go all the way away forever, pretty much immediately.

5 favrite kind of animal. jaguar. giraffe. (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 22 May 2019 17:42 (five years ago) link

Scottish bloke in my office always says "Guid on ye, big man!" and it never ceases to be a joy.

'conversate'

meaulnes, Wednesday, 29 May 2019 15:27 (five years ago) link

I wish "conversate" would catch on more. It fills a need. More convivial than "converse", less frivolous than "chat".

punning display, Wednesday, 29 May 2019 15:45 (five years ago) link

no

mookieproof, Wednesday, 29 May 2019 16:10 (five years ago) link

sounds like the kind of word a Cohen bros. gangster would use to sound smarter than he is

Lil' Brexit (Tracer Hand), Wednesday, 29 May 2019 19:26 (five years ago) link

https://i.imgur.com/eCPdUuD.png

mark s, Wednesday, 29 May 2019 19:30 (five years ago) link

I'm just conversatin' about a theoretical heah.

John Denver – Led Zeppelin IV (Part II) (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 29 May 2019 19:35 (five years ago) link

http://movie-dude.co.uk/Emile%20Meyer%20%20Sweet%20Smell%20of%20Success%20(1957).jpg

Come back Sidney! I wanna chastise ya!

Lil' Brexit (Tracer Hand), Wednesday, 29 May 2019 19:43 (five years ago) link

conversate all the brutes

mookieproof, Wednesday, 29 May 2019 19:44 (five years ago) link

Orientate the conversatation.

pomenitul, Wednesday, 29 May 2019 19:46 (five years ago) link

https://www.etymonline.com/search?q=conversate

mark s, Wednesday, 29 May 2019 19:49 (five years ago) link

baby let's conversate

don't mock my smock or i'll clean your clock (silby), Wednesday, 29 May 2019 20:08 (five years ago) link

conversater? I barely know 'er!

Number None, Wednesday, 29 May 2019 20:10 (five years ago) link

i hate it & it sounds lousy but it's not new

https://imgur.com/9NjtHVa

Mordy, Wednesday, 29 May 2019 20:36 (five years ago) link

https://i.imgur.com/9NjtHVa.png

Mordy, Wednesday, 29 May 2019 20:36 (five years ago) link

sounds like the kind of word a Cohen bros. gangster would use to sound smarter than he is

― Lil' Brexit (Tracer Hand), Wednesday, May 29, 2019 3:26 PM

And "converse" sounds like something a Conehead would do at parties.

punning display, Wednesday, 29 May 2019 23:23 (five years ago) link

suspect was conversing with suspected accomplice in the interior of the vehicle

Lil' Brexit (Tracer Hand), Wednesday, 29 May 2019 23:52 (five years ago) link

"chaotic good"
"lawful evil"

all of those ones

dogs, Friday, 31 May 2019 11:38 (five years ago) link

So you hate D&D?

Mario Meatwagon (Moodles), Friday, 31 May 2019 12:37 (five years ago) link

So this converse/conversate discussion reminded me of something I dimly remember being taught when I studied Latin as a teenager four decades ago. I’ve tried googling to confirm it but failed (because I don’t quite know what I’m looking to confirm, especially in regard to technical terms). Plus I got a bare pass grade at Latin A-level so my understanding of what I was being told may have been dimmer than my memory…

The gist of it is this: that late latin had a fvckton of newer verbs, 1st conjugation neologisms, which either completely supplanted their classical latin equivalents – or offered subtle but useful variants in meaning.

(“Classical” latin roughly meaning the latin of the republic through to the first few caesars, “late” meaning the latin of the expanded decadent empire — late weird caesars, constantinople in the driving seat, confused dark ages nonsense generally. 1st conjugation is already the most common form — amo, amare, amavi, amatus — with implication that these neologisms arrived in the easiest and most regular column bcz they were a bit cheesy and vulgar and inauthentic…)

Anyway I can’t find confirmation of this as such — anyone who knows more plz to chime in and correct! But I am interested that something similar seems to be happening in 19th-20th C English, either independently, or (imo more likely) as nudged by buried implications in the inherited latin roots and relations.

EXAMPLE ONE (illustrative):
Cano, “I sing”, versus Canto, also “I sing”.

The first is a third conjugation verb, old and simple and solid (it turns up in the very first line of Virgil’s Aeneid) and yet also (inevitably) irregular lol: cano, canere, cecini, cantatum — with participles cantatus, cantata, cantatum.

The second is a 1st conjugation verb. I don’t know if it’s technically late (i.e. I don’t know when it was first recorded in a written document), but it seems largely to be backformed from cano’s participle form: canto, cantare, cantavi, cantatum — with (identical) participles cantatus, cantata, cantatum.

The key point is that that meaning has shifted, or coagulated if you like, round a sense of ritual and social repetition: to sing, to play (roles/music), to recite, to praise, to celebrate, to forewarn, to enchant, to bewitch…

EXAMPLE TWO (directly involved with the converse/conversate thing):
Converto, “I turn”, versus Conversor, “I associate with”.

The first is a third conjugation verb, old and simple and solid, meaning to turn around. It shares a root (verto) with many many different types of noun and verb in Latin and English (inc.verse, reverse, convert, advert and so on): converto, convertere, converti, conversum — with participles conversus, conversa, conversum.

The second is a 1st conjugation deponent* verb, clearly built out of elaborated elements of the first: conversor, conversari, conversatus sum – with participles conversatus, conversata, conversatum. It means to consort/associate (with), to be a constant visitor, to conduct oneself, to behave/act

NOTE: A deponent verb is one that has active forms but doesn’t use them (deponere: “to give up”). Though such verbs occur in passive voice they are translated in active voice. Thus conversor translates not as “I am consorted with” but as “I consort with” (note super-subtle distinction anyway, then switched all around).

CONCLUSION: the move from converse (as in “the suspects were conversing quietly in the corner”) to conversate (“let’s you and me conversate, brother!” — meaning something more like “associate with one another in order cheerfully to shoot the breeze!”, with flavour both african american and distinctly, even floridly mocking of its own fanciness) does seem to me to echo some of the moves in evidence in examples one and two, from a basic, almost stripped-down meaning in classical latin to a social, semi-compulsive and exuberantly repetitive meaning in late latin. But I have no way of knowing if this echo is a matter of the various latin meanings somehow internally shaping the (far later) english usage, OR of the evolution of english simply having a broadly similar dynamic, which is to say adjustment (and backformation) in the face of not-dissimilar social pressures and handy convenience and the vulgar mocking the educated and the great…

mark s, Friday, 31 May 2019 15:10 (five years ago) link

mark s that post is both booming and effortlessly summing up the spirit of ILX.

lefal junglist platton (wtev), Sunday, 2 June 2019 15:54 (five years ago) link

holibobs

meaulnes, Sunday, 9 June 2019 16:23 (five years ago) link

holibags > holibobs

(Never heard of holibobs tbh)

John Harris is a Guardian columnist (Tom D.), Sunday, 9 June 2019 18:23 (five years ago) link

never heard of holibags; heard of holibobs from middle-class English people only.

it's hideous and twee but kind of admirably joyful.

quelle sprocket damage (sic), Sunday, 9 June 2019 19:14 (five years ago) link

It is more likely that those movements in meaning are all illusions. The history of a language is snapshots of a boiling pot. Linguists can tell you how this sort of boiling water tends to behave, but to call it a history is assigning intention and narrative to a system that has none. Language does not evolve, it changes. You can map the changes, but it does not lead anywhere. You're making constellations from stars; the stars themselves are not involved.

Words derived from the Latin root conversāt have been borrowed into English (via French) at multiple points in the last thousand years, and those borrowings have also undergone changes in English (conversate likely being a back-formation from conversation). There is no dynamic there, and any continuity is a metalinguistic observation. Related terms have entered and exited the language repeatedly, some documented and others utterly lost, just as your own set of implicit meanings of all English words will enter and exit the world as you live and die. These borrowings are only additive to the sense of English conver- words in a pedagogical process, these histories are not present in the minds of living speakers saying "converse" or "conversate" or somehow lying dormant in lexemes deep in the mind (however they may be stored). Consider that the very act of using the lens of the meaning "to speak with" both shines a light and casts shadows on landscape of conversāt-derived utterances of the last thousand years. We are projecting a narrative onto a desert landscape and saying we found a trail.

the girl from spirea x (f. hazel), Sunday, 9 June 2019 19:51 (five years ago) link

(xp) Holibags seems to be Scottish, and possibly Irish.

John Harris is a Guardian columnist (Tom D.), Sunday, 9 June 2019 19:54 (five years ago) link

xpost damn

Lil' Brexit (Tracer Hand), Sunday, 9 June 2019 20:36 (five years ago) link

Just say "talk."

recriminations from the nitpicking woke (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Sunday, 9 June 2019 20:43 (five years ago) link

TS: Scolding people for their annoying non-standard usages, or scolding people for being judgmental about naturally occurring changes to the boiling pot of language

punning display, Sunday, 9 June 2019 21:25 (five years ago) link

‘Just say "talk,” he grimaced.

TS The Students vs. The Regents (James Redd and the Blecchs), Sunday, 9 June 2019 21:30 (five years ago) link

Wrong thread, but appropriate!

recriminations from the nitpicking woke (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Sunday, 9 June 2019 21:46 (five years ago) link

well it's not really scolding

the girl from spirea x (f. hazel), Sunday, 9 June 2019 21:47 (five years ago) link

Yeah, that was an enjoyable, well-crafted, and stimulating post that wasn't scolding.

mick signals, Sunday, 9 June 2019 22:18 (five years ago) link

Agree it was enjoyable and stimulating. And just a little scolding. Linguistic explanations unavoidably tend to come off that way, or at least sound a bit condescending to those who misguidedly posit human agency.

punning display, Monday, 10 June 2019 00:30 (five years ago) link

Conversate in action:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SnK5si4ZQnM

Sassy Boutonnière (ledriver), Monday, 10 June 2019 00:47 (five years ago) link

I've talked about the distinction in one of the rolling linguistics threads, but it's sorta a division between explicit and implicit knowledge, two different kinds of learning - native speakers have a large body of implicit knowledge about their language, and don't exert that much agency over those aspects of it. One reason why this thread has over 5,000 responses-even though you may hate a neologism or catchphrase, you often can't stop yourself from thinking it or even using it. Language is an animal thing. Unique (maybe) to us, but animal still. We tend to overexplain language change, because like our own histories, the events are no longer accessible to us. All we have is the narrative. (this is exploratory rambling)

the girl from spirea x (f. hazel), Monday, 10 June 2019 01:25 (five years ago) link

Language does not evolve, it changes. You can map the changes, but it does not lead anywhere. You're making constellations from stars; the stars themselves are not involved.
<3

always good posts about language from f hazel

weird woman in a bar (La Lechera), Monday, 10 June 2019 01:50 (five years ago) link

Evolution also doesn't lead anywhere tho.

Sassy Boutonnière (ledriver), Monday, 10 June 2019 22:57 (five years ago) link

it's about the journey

findom haddie (jim in vancouver), Monday, 10 June 2019 23:02 (five years ago) link

Evolution also doesn't lead anywhere tho.

True, but a common folk belief about language is that it is constantly being degraded by its own speakers and will go to ruin without intervention. The ongoing intelligibility of the language does not ameliorate this worry... it is instead explained away by narratives about past successes with conscious optimization or holding the line against neologisms.

the girl from spirea x (f. hazel), Monday, 10 June 2019 23:11 (five years ago) link

always good posts about language from f hazel

― weird woman in a bar (La Lechera), Monday, June 10, 2019 3:50 AM (yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Yes! Great posts F Hazel.

Uptown VONC (Le Bateau Ivre), Tuesday, 11 June 2019 07:30 (five years ago) link


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