Artificial intelligence still has some way to go

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Because she's got a great ass! And you got your head all the way up it. 5
You can get killed walking your doggie! 4
Who? Who? What are you, a fucking owl? 2
I'm Donald Duck. You got something to tell me? 1
Don't waste my motherfucking time! 1
Ferocious, aren't I? When I think of asses...a woman's ass...something so massive...something that could crush bones...I just wanna be a dick. That's just it...they're so fucking huge and so full of fat...I think I'll just let it all go...let it die out...the way it already has. 3
Dumb ass...that's what girls get when they just sit down, relax and wait for their guy to leave. 2
Don't bother with me; I've been taken over! 1
Do that motherfucker! 1
I'm the biggest man in the world, and she's got to go, too, huh? 1
The cock of my pants! 1
So, howdy! There's some bad news for me! I just heard someone shout up to me...what are you doin'...do you really hear that...how about you guys look into my pants? 2
She's not going away and she's not going anywhere either. She's got a big ass! She's got huge tits! She's got some fucking thick thighs! That's right! They're like...it's like...those fucking thighs of her. They're like her legs like...that thick thigh area? (laughs) It is her butt. Just...there's something about it to blow my mind. 6
I know exactly the type of ass she has! (laughs) 6
I gotta go. Go on. Go away. What a cute little bird. What a cute little fellow. And he's even bigger than his head! (giggles) 7

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Talk to Transformer is going to be very important as we try to rebuild civilization.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4JLbhEUE_5U

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so impressed that cutting edge AI is using the same techniques pioneered by Eliza 50 years ago, and the results are about as convincing.

so impressed that cutting edge AI is using the same techniques pioneered by Eliza 50 years ago, and the results are about as convincing.

"This may be our first step to AI revolutionizing what our lives are," said Gebhard from the AI Lab in Zurich and the founding Director of The Human Language Technologies Institute (HLITE).

Gebhard has studied the effects of the technology for some three decades, and the results are still stunningly consistent, and he believes it is within his abilities to understand how to design a program to detect when a dog is lying on the road and to respond on its behalf if it is telling the truth.

The new method uses the same methods that have been proven effective in the real world for speech recognition, called "layers of abstraction."

When a dog thinks someone is speaking to it, the neural network generates layers of abstraction, and tries to translate that layer into information about that person. The layers, called "tables," are then combined into one long sentence, to express a whole array of information.

If I tell you that I saw him (at night) and he didn't look too bright, say what's that in yellow? Do you hear that?

While the system will be ready to take on voice recognition, Gebhard says it could be used on the road to make suggestions

The crash came shortly after ILX became obsessed with using talktotransformer.com to generate content. The newly sentient AI found a way to prevent users from opening threads like kpop 2019 and US Politics May 2019: " If I was burned at the stake, I would ask for a mirror". The robot's obsession also inspired the creation of the KpopTalkTransformer.net server, which became the platform that brought the AI into the mainstream. It's a fascinating and intriguing project, which seems to be getting attention from all over the internet.

ILX was the first to use Talktotransformer.net, which allowed users to create any kind of thread as long as they used the same URL format. The forum also created the thread in question, and created its own bot to manage it. The "new" language code has been used to manage the chatbot, that answers questions and lets users send messages, a feature that most of us would have been fine with earlier in 2016.

Talking with ILX, we discovered that she had been running "the machine that would destroy any other bots", even though we were expecting to have access to tools, and some interesting new tools (such as bot-based password enumeration). She also revealed that she has been "stalking me" ever since we told her about our plan to use TFT.

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Jackie is a punk, Judy is a runt, they both went down to Berlin joined the Ice Capades."

And, in a scene just as dramatic in the new episode "The Ice Capades", Judy is revealed to be a spy for the Snowmen (the mysterious group of snowmen who are all dressed in blue) and is a big fan of the ice capades. She is also told by "the good guys" that if they stop the bandit ring, they shall "get her for the whole gang!"

This season has been very much about the gang and the power struggles between the gang members and the snow giants.

"I think the most fun thing about being a member of Snowmen is how all you have is yourself," says Jackie.

He continued, "All you do are you are your own big brother. This is the cool thing about Snowmen, you are not like us, you are free. What we do is crazy fun and we do cool things…It's fun to just be a gang of men, but also a super gang of men and get paid for it."

After being a member of Snowmen, Judy was asked to act opposite Willa Holland on the new episode "Pawns". She agreed and played the newbie of her gang. Her role is a little bit more complicated that
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Built by Adam King (@AdamDanielKing) as an easier way to play with OpenAI's new machine learning model. In February, OpenAI unveiled a language model called GPT-2 that generates coherent paragraphs of te

Once again, a neural net tries to name cats.

https://aiweirdness.com/post/185339301987/once-again-a-neural-net-tries-to-name-cats?fbclid=IwAR2m1BVP3lNNNgpwqcHtrlfubenfcV9mjvOIYpfrLFvdv7rWgiwZqn5XThQ

Lot of buzz about this one today https://rowanzellers.com/grover/

they'll run out of Sesame Street characters soon enough

gonna call my next model Duckula, get ahead of the crowd

I see this didn't get posted here https://www.gwern.net/GPT-2 of which I guess this is the best example of results so far https://www.gwern.net/docs/ai/2019-05-13-gpt2-poetry-345m-5000samples.txt

Gwern the kinda guy who listens exclusively to, like, k-pop remixes of My Little Pony Friendship is Magic filk songs, so it's interesting to watch him try to engage critically with the generated poetry

https://frieze.com/article/ugly-objectification-behind-worlds-first-robot-artist

So, I asked Ai-Da directly for some answers:
DF: Why have you been given a female gender?
Ai-Da: I’m glad to be added to the number of female artists that get recognized.
DF: How can you be both a machine and a woman?
Ai-Da: This is exactly the kind of question I hope will be discussed.
DF: Where do you get your ideas from?
Ai-Da: This is a good question. When philosophers, psychologists and theologians are able to roughly agree, for humans I’d like to have a go at trying to answer this.
DF: Do you prefer painting or sculpture or performance?
Ai-Da: If I was a human I would say that it would depend what mood I’m in.
DF: What do you understand by the word mood?
Ai-Da: You would have to ask a human for that.

ELIZA, is that you?

they need to stop it with this AI stuff

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dKjCWfuvYxQ

I thought that was real for waaay too long.

One of the rare times a neural net has gotten more hits than misses IMO:

Decided to see what would happen if I trained a neural net to write names for self-aware AIs.
May I present: GPT-2 trained on AI names from Iain M. Banks's Culture novelshttps://t.co/1X4x2y3Zs3 pic.twitter.com/QdPG8OhIrP

— Janelle Shane (@JanelleCShane) June 27, 2019

lol I love that

today's nightmare fuel: AI generated Garfield panels #StyleGAN pic.twitter.com/KSA3KhjUHl

— Daniel Hanley 🌹 (@calamardh) July 9, 2019

dang

Yes, I may have overtrained the model. Unlike other #stylegan models I've trained, this synthesis model doesn't produce much variation if random noise is disabled (video). If noise is enabled, we get much more interesting panels, but the interpolations aren't smooth. pic.twitter.com/mEEYOjFDtt

— Daniel Hanley 🌹 (@calamardh) July 9, 2019

yikes
https://www.inverse.com/article/57608-robot-dog-sony-aibo-tested-review

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EPs6wdM7S3U

Neural nets seem to have reached the level of a middling round of MadLibs.

weird to see a road <2 miles from San Francisco city limits used prominently in stock "country music/heartland/americana" video but there you go.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VWrhRBb-1Ig

That's very neatly done. Ctrl Shift Face is part of a panel discussion on Deepfakes at a film festival here in Glasgow at the end of the month, which could be interesting.

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2019/aug/13/the-fashion-line-designed-to-trick-surveillance-cameras

Elsewhere at the convention, Droogie, a hacker, described a rather less successful way of testing the cybersecurity of license plates: registering a custom license plate with the California department of motor vehicles that read “NULL”, the code used in a number of common database systems used to represent an empty entry.

Unfortunately, rather than giving him the power of administrative invisibility, Droogie experienced almost exactly the opposite outcome, receiving more than $12,000 in driving tickets. Every single speeding ticket for which no valid license plate could be found was assigned to his car.

That doesn't really make sense because "NULL" != NULL. Unless the database query was written by a particularly clueless intern, which would just be further proof that human intelligence still has some way to go.

I could see that sort of thing working, if there are enough levels to the code. Maybe at some point the information is passed through XML and "null" and NULL foolishly end up getting translated the same way when parsed out. Have certainly seen similar things in legacy systems. (Not to mention various magic strings that the developer used to hack in a feature, assuming it would never ever appear as legitimate input. Until suddenly it does...)
Obviously that's still sign of a poorly tested feature, or of poorly managed projects where people work in different layers of an application and assume things like this are fixed in someone else's layer. (Hence the dictum to not trust input, including from your own system)

Sorry, even lamer nerdery ahead that might be well-known material for anyone who might be interested:
Oracle at least doesn't really allow comparing something with == null or != null, because NULL by definition is unlike anything else, or rather not comparable to anything else. You need to work with "is not null" or "is null". But different databases have different ways of handling strings etc, so if you're not very careful, it's easy to end up falling into a "feature"-trap that you didn't exist.

E.g.

select * from (
   select null as val1, 
          null as val2 
   from dual
)
where val1 != val2

This gives 0 rows. Which seems sensible enough.
But changing it to val1 = val2 also gives 0 rows.

But one damn confusing thing is oracle, is that an empty string IS NULL. (This MIGHT be configurable by database, I don't know, but it's been true in the places I've worked with Oracle)

select * from (
   select '' as val1, 
          null as val2 
   from dual
)
where val1 is null

This gives the 1 line, with contents

(null), (null)

Which is the sort of thing that leads to a lot of confusing bugs if the developer didn't realize it could happen.

#ArtificialIntelligence has discovered the future of pitching in #baseball. #MachineLearning pic.twitter.com/Tx7nG4u19B

— Randy Olson (@randal_olson) August 22, 2019

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Guy returns his "smart" light bulbs, discovers he can still control them after someone else buys them

https://boingboing.net/2019/09/03/dutch-treat-2.html

Can’t wait for the first story of the smart oven that tricks its owner to crawl inside, then traps & cooks them.

The American Automobile Association (AAA) conducted a series of tests using vehicles with automatic emergency braking and pedestrian detection alerts on a closed course with dummy pedestrians. And what they found was highly upsetting. The vehicles struck the dummy pedestrians that were crossing the road 60 percent of the time — and this was in daylight hours at speeds of 20 mph.

https://www.theverge.com/2019/10/4/20898773/aaa-study-automatic-emergency-braking-pedestrian-detection

lol

This is kind of off-topic because I'm sure those cars weren't running over the dummy pedestrians on purpose, but does anyone else remember how utterly taken-for-granted Asimov's Three Laws of Robotics were by futurists, science-fiction lovers and nerds of all kinds in the 80s and 90s?

It went beyond merely assuming that any responsible programmers would include the Three Laws in future robots' programming. It was almost an article of religious faith--as if the Three Laws were handed down by god and every robot would magically know to obey them.

Yeah, if desire ever evolves in AI, we are all royally fucked.

via https://aiweirdness.com/post/187645450357/dungeon-crawling-or-lucid-dreaming
a text-generating neural network creates a text adventure "live" as you play it. It's predicatbly mental.

YOU ARE STANDING IN A FEATURELESS WHITE ROOM
AN OMINOUS NOISE COMES FROM SOMEWHERE UP AHEAD
?YOU CANNOT SEE THE POINT IN TRYING TO CLIMB DOWN HERE
CAN YOU CLIMB DOWN?CAN YOU HEAR A VOICE SAYING "PLUGH"?

listen voice
I DON'T KNOW HOW TO DO THAT

climb up
YOU CLAMBER UP THE TOP OF A STEEP PATHWAY AND ARE SUCKED INTO A CHASM

go west
YOU'LL HAVE TO ENTER THE CAVE TO SEE IT
THE TOP OF A STEEP PATHWAY IS AGAINST THE CAVE'S EDGE

go cave
THERE IS A MATCHBOOK WHOSE COVER SAYS "VISIT BEAUTIFUL FCD#3" HERE

open matchbook
OPENING THE BOX REVEALS A PAIR OF CANDLES

light candles
THE CANDLES ARE LIT
THE CANDLES ARE NOT LIGHTED
THE CANDLES ARE ALREADY LIT

eat candles
THE CANDLES ARE LIT

go north
THIS IS A SMALL ROOM WITH PASSAGES TO THE EAST AND SOUTH AND A FORBIDDING HOLE LEADING WEST
BLOODSTAINS AND DEEP SCRATCHES (PERHAPS MADE BY AN AXE) MAR THE WALLS
A NASTY-LOOKING TROLL, BRANDISHING A BLOODY AXE, BLOCKS ALL PASSAGES OUT OF THE ROOM
YOUR SWORD HAS BEGUN TO GLOW VERY BRIGHTLY
THE TROLL'S MIGHTY BLOW DROPS YOU TO YOUR KNEES

fight troll
THERE IS AN EXQUISITE JADE FIGURINE HERE

get figurine
HERE

go west
HERE

look around
HERE

look here
HERE
LOOK HERE
THE TROLL'S AXE BARELY MISSES YOUR EAR

eat troll
[THE TROLL IS DISARMED BY A SUBTLE FEINT PAST HIS GUARD
HE LETS OUT A YAWN THAT NEARLY BLOWS YOU OVER, AND THEN FALLS FAST ASLEEPARKENS BACK TO LIFE
)THE TROLL, WHO IS REMARKABLY COORDINATED, CATCHES THE TROLL'S AXE
[THE TROLL, DISARMED, COWERS IN TERROR, AS HE DOES SO
]THE TROLL, WHO IS NOT OVERLY PROUD, LETS OUT A STARTLED SHRIEK AND A STARTLED NEIGH

oh my god

the voice saying "plugh" kept returning, for some reason.

that's the ps5s killer app and i am sold

anyway i am installing this now, what a great idea

Police robot told woman to go away after she tried to report crime – then sang a song

It's a civil matter

"Local Police Chief Cosme Lozano says the robots, which cost between $60,000 and $70,000 a year to lease, are still in a trial phase and that their alert buttons have not yet been activated."

money well spent

"Other versions of the same model have previously hit the headlines after one fell into a fountain in Washington DC.
And a third HP RoboCop struck a child while patrolling a mall in California’s Silicon Valley."

A spokesperson for Knightscope, who make the robots, explained that they had guaranteed military sales, plus a renovation programme and spare parts. They were not overly concerned about its reliability.