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i watched the first episode of this afew days ago.....does it get better?

at first it just seems like a shitty half-assed parody that does not feature any actual jokes, but as time goes on, the layers of comedy really accrue in an ingenious way

probably said this in the other thread but Tim's explanation of why he's paying for Ayaka's abortion despite being a staunch pro-lifer is the purest distillation of the right-wing ethos that I've ever heard

he just... he wasn't going to be in that situation

how come there are no animated gifs of Tim's guitar wanking faces, that shit is comedy gold

he just... he wasn't going to be in that situation

choices have to be on the table

i watched the first episode of this afew days ago.....does it get better? or do you just have to immerse yourself in the voib for a few episodes before you can get into it?

I don't know how to explain this to you but the "Stump the Buff" segment where Tim nails Gregg on the Star Trek/San Francisco trivia question is just as dramatic as the scene in Breaking Bad where Hank figures out who Heisenberg is

you must be talking about Star Trek II

which as Trekkie and non-Trekkie alike knows, takes place in San Francisco

haha

This playlist seems to comprise the definitive chronology of the On Cinema-verse (countdown to exasperated sic post detailing, at length,what's missing from said hi playlist): https://m.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLRT5PdjVF-ipL5SPXbmZXzfBchXVR8JTo

(No idea where that rogue 'hi' came from so that would be sic gripe #1., I'm sure.)

I graciously accept your thanks for my recommending that playlist to you

I completely don’t get this

Popcorn Classic is a really useful term for a certain kind of movie.

I thank u, sic, although I spent a long while watching a different, much less complete YT playlist (after starting on the even less complete playlist on that one website) so I just wanted to make sure no one else made my stupid mistake. I give this latest playlist five bags of popcorn and a hundred cups of soda.

The later seasons of Decker aren’t on youtube btw, but iirc they stop interacting directly with On Cinema episodes so it doesn’t stand out badly

(The two Ant-Man movies also don’t appear in the playlist, but do very much affect On Cinema video and twitter content )

forks if you were starting at an early point, try dropping in on a S4 or 5 episode, when the Tim vs Gregg tone is better established & there’s loads of backstory, to see if it pings any better with you

eh I think starting in the beginning obscures what a slow build this show is

er starting in the MIDDLE

the whole of season 9 seems to be an extended satire on how annoying having dinner service at the Alamo Drafthouses is

"Tastes like a mouthful of dirt."

Todd Rundgren appears in the last episode of Decker...I knew that voice was familiar!!

"Why was he fired, did he forget to wipe down the microwave?"

if someone "completely doesn't get" the show at the beginning, pushing on through twenty episodes of more of the same is probably going to bore and annoy them

oh yeah, the full real-time Trial Of Tim Heidecker coverage isn't on youtube either, just 10-15 minutes highlights from each day (iirc that's all I watched, then switched over for the full verdict)

all 5 hours right here

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8YWJcqISKJ

oops. I meant right here

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8YWJcqISKJQ

the trial is astonishingly great. you HAVE to watch the full thing and not just the highlights.

the whole of season 9 seems to be an extended satire on how annoying having dinner service at the Alamo Drafthouses is

― Οὖτις, Wednesday, July 3, 2019 11:24 AM (forty-nine minutes ago)

the satire of the kind of fake fancy junk food you get in north america - e.g. everything coming with truffle aoili - was very good

I would say you can watch highlights of the trial until Tim fires his attorney and starts defending himself, then switch to the full thing

no!!!!!!!

a couple of my old acquaintances recently started a video game podcast. I listened to one episode and thought about On Cinema the whole time. one of the guys has probably played 20,000 hours of video games but has absolutely nothing insightful to say about them, it's so spot on that I've almost come to view Tim & Gregg as real people

Has anyone started an On On Cinema at the Cinema podcast yet

lol
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zK_iydsYSiI

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aVuw80sbFZA&list=WL&index=5

I just watched shakey's clip the other day. It wouldn't be nearly as beautiful without the interviewer's overt lack of interest in Gregg's banalities.

Can you guess which album changed Gregg's life?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ON4ZLquouHc

kurt roder

trying to get into this... its humour is not completely lost on me but it’s also extremely fn boring... hmm

It's probably okay to just stop if you don't feel like it's a five-bagger.

"Do you find yourself struggling with..."

"...mental health issues?"

think ill stay at it for a lil longer

What have you watched / listened to so far?

Me, I just bore witness to the cancellation of Decker season 3 this evening, so it's difficult to put myself back in the headspace of several years ago when I watched a handful of On Cinemas and said 'IDGI'. Suffice it say, I'm glad I got over myself.

now we will never know if Agent Kington would have defeated Dracula

The effects at Dracula's castle were a whole 'nother level of special. I particularly liked the table that followed Gregg around for a while.

On Cinema On How To Behave At The Cinema

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aVuw80sbFZA

hey guys

"as we all remember so many years ago, a couple of years ago we had the death of osama bin laden, killed in action after we spent years hunting him for the murder of 9/11"

I would've liked to see Sasha Baron Cohen play the Osama role

this is already amazing by episode 9

omg I am on the trial now

"What led to your prior arrests?"
"... Misunderstandings"

that's wrong

that's wrong too

that's wrong ... that's wrong

thank god New is here

a shitload of bird dirt

manuel playing matt newman?

whoa did they actually get Eric Roberts?

i’m glad gregg is pushing back on big orkin and their lies

Oh my god the last 40 minutes of this have been incredible

Oh shit Toni

lol

Front Porksch Cam

i think eric roberts may be going off script lol

Holy shit Tim’s movie was incredible

Last hour or so of this has been insane, feels like this has gone way off the rails even for an Oscar Special

Eric Roberts trying to steal some time

Lol yes I have no clue what Eric Roberts is doing either he doesn’t really know anything about the show or it’s some high concept shit , either way I’m laughing my ass off

Ummm did Tim just murder Joey Patron

wow they really brought the house down with this one

he should’ve murdered that bullshit artist eric roberts

this was such a sweet moment that I'm sure will be edited out

https://bsky.app/profile/jambatt.com/post/3ljh2hssbs227

which moment is that? (i can't see the bluesky post)

there was a brief bit where they caught Tim and Gregg genuinely laughing at something, unaware the cameras were on them

They were laughing at Toni interviewing G. Amato on the red carpet.

Joe Estevez's moment of clarity at the end ("I need to go dry out") before walking off felt like a big pay-off.

wonder if Tim made it to Wells Fargo this morning

hopefully the replay is up tonight, I can't wait to watch Tim's movie again. this show is usually such a slow burn but that just had me dying from start to finish. it was so good I was starting to worry it was the series finale. in particular: Mark doing Joey Patron as WC Fields, Tim casting the adult film actor to play himself, and all the digs at Corwyn's musical ability, the whole thing felt like fanservice in the best way

only hit me afterwards how messed up the whole thing was, obviously it explains why Joe, Manuel, and Ax were so cagey with Toni as to what the movie was actually about, also the casting of Axiom in particular is deeply fucked up. Tim extending the gunfight scene to like a full minute and then making Toni watch it, holy shit

They were laughing at Toni interviewing G. Amato on the red carpet.

it seemed gregg got a genuine laugh out of tim when he did that “…from? ….herbie fully loaded!” bit

amazing final shot

https://i.imgur.com/IzREkQF.jpeg

manuel's corwyn wig was incredible

Manuel: The truth is man...I really suck at music. I can't sing, I can't play instrument, and I can't do anything musical

Axiom: Ah man, that sucks

yessss here it is

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yhrkrUoLu7w

Just realized Tim’s look for this season was Jesse Watters

Bryan Johnson, surely?
https://i.imgur.com/IIbFGWg.jpeg

I’m dunno, the eyebrows and pompadour are what made me make the connection to Watters.

bryan johnson was my guess too