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er starting in the MIDDLE

the whole of season 9 seems to be an extended satire on how annoying having dinner service at the Alamo Drafthouses is

"Tastes like a mouthful of dirt."

Todd Rundgren appears in the last episode of Decker...I knew that voice was familiar!!

"Why was he fired, did he forget to wipe down the microwave?"

if someone "completely doesn't get" the show at the beginning, pushing on through twenty episodes of more of the same is probably going to bore and annoy them

oh yeah, the full real-time Trial Of Tim Heidecker coverage isn't on youtube either, just 10-15 minutes highlights from each day (iirc that's all I watched, then switched over for the full verdict)

all 5 hours right here

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8YWJcqISKJ

oops. I meant right here

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8YWJcqISKJQ

the trial is astonishingly great. you HAVE to watch the full thing and not just the highlights.

the whole of season 9 seems to be an extended satire on how annoying having dinner service at the Alamo Drafthouses is

― Οὖτις, Wednesday, July 3, 2019 11:24 AM (forty-nine minutes ago)

the satire of the kind of fake fancy junk food you get in north america - e.g. everything coming with truffle aoili - was very good

I would say you can watch highlights of the trial until Tim fires his attorney and starts defending himself, then switch to the full thing

no!!!!!!!

a couple of my old acquaintances recently started a video game podcast. I listened to one episode and thought about On Cinema the whole time. one of the guys has probably played 20,000 hours of video games but has absolutely nothing insightful to say about them, it's so spot on that I've almost come to view Tim & Gregg as real people

Has anyone started an On On Cinema at the Cinema podcast yet

lol
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zK_iydsYSiI

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aVuw80sbFZA&list=WL&index=5

I just watched shakey's clip the other day. It wouldn't be nearly as beautiful without the interviewer's overt lack of interest in Gregg's banalities.

Can you guess which album changed Gregg's life?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ON4ZLquouHc

kurt roder

trying to get into this... its humour is not completely lost on me but it’s also extremely fn boring... hmm

It's probably okay to just stop if you don't feel like it's a five-bagger.

"Do you find yourself struggling with..."

"...mental health issues?"

think ill stay at it for a lil longer

What have you watched / listened to so far?

Me, I just bore witness to the cancellation of Decker season 3 this evening, so it's difficult to put myself back in the headspace of several years ago when I watched a handful of On Cinemas and said 'IDGI'. Suffice it say, I'm glad I got over myself.

now we will never know if Agent Kington would have defeated Dracula

The effects at Dracula's castle were a whole 'nother level of special. I particularly liked the table that followed Gregg around for a while.

On Cinema On How To Behave At The Cinema

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aVuw80sbFZA

hey guys

"as we all remember so many years ago, a couple of years ago we had the death of osama bin laden, killed in action after we spent years hunting him for the murder of 9/11"

I would've liked to see Sasha Baron Cohen play the Osama role

this is already amazing by episode 9

omg I am on the trial now

"What led to your prior arrests?"
"... Misunderstandings"

"Objection! ... Tonguetwister?"

i'm pretty much where brad is, i think - i watched all of S1 in one sitting and loved it. absolutely drove my partner crazy though, i think.

i love all the talk about how good it is to see some famous, sometimes washed up, actor "back on the big screen"

i love all the talk about how good it is to see some famous, sometimes washed up, actor "back on the big screen"

― i was once Z S, but now i am larry buttz (Karl Malone), Wednesday, July 10, 2019 8:32 AM (fifty-four minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

we haven't seen russell crowe in a while

"It's great seeing Brendan Frasier back in a movie again, I've always loved him, and I love looking at Katherine Heigl, she's just the kind of woman I like, in terms of beauty, and sex appeal, she is hot, she is a 10, actually"

"If you've seen the movie, you'd know it's an animated movie about a squirrel"

"You have to admit the technology now is so good that some of these animated movies look like real life"

"Some of them do, but when a squirrel starts talking, you generally know it's an animated picture"

You imagine there ought to be a real life Gregg out there, absolutely ecstatic about the selection of dusty old extremely forgettable VHS movies in some bin at a thrift shop, next to a some CD cases of old computer software, AOL trials, Yanni, baseball games for PS2 etc.

Thank u for reminding me of the Nut Job review, frogs. Tim's overreaction to Gregg's joke about it being the name of Tim's autobiography was my first big On Cinema laugh.

Just recently saw some Neil Hamburger footage for the first time since I started watching this show. I don't know how I'd forgotten the extreme disparity between the two sides of Turkington, but it was a stark reminder.

I love that they generally never review actual hits, tentpole pics, oscar winners etc. not even huge mainstream garbage (MCU, Star Wars, Pixar etc) its almost always b-list shit that instantly vanishes from the public consciousness.

aka popcorn classics!

idk why but every time tim mispronounces an actor's name i completely lose it, thankfully it happens in every single episode

I especially like a) when assumes that the first and last names were transposed and b) when he assumes that the name on the card must be a misprint because it's not written in the same way that it left his mouth.

If the mispronunciations are tickling your funny bone, watching Decker might actually kill you. Exercise caution!

Tim is great at it. I find it funny cause it reminds me of my dad tbh.

I think it's fair to say that Tim Heidecker is the unparalleled master of awkward, error-prone, completely unearned arrogance.

Well theres trump

Well, yeah.

I don't know how I'd forgotten the extreme disparity between the two sides of Turkington, but it was a stark reminder.

his On Cinema persona is actually kinda similar to the early "America's Funnyman" version of the character

Yeah, I need to listen to the prank calls again, it's been forever.

I had the nude model classified ad as my voicemail greeting for much longer than was probably advisable.

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Trauma informed massage therapy

Is that Joe Estevez narrating

Oh Toni no

oh my god it is just impossible to ever figure out where this show's gonna go

human skin is made of electricity, and it's how we communicate through touch.

someone save toni

our bodies need to be clean

I genuinely feel bad for Toni. I know she's played by an actress. I still worry for her.

gotta say I am not looking forward to how the thing about the photos of Toni on Tim's phone is gonna resolve itself during the next Oscar Special

You can’t delete them,they’re in the cloud

11 years ago:

on a side note i've been enjoying those tim heideker at the movies videos he's doing with the neil hamburger guy.

― Spectrum, Wednesday, April 3, 2013 4:09 PM (eleven years ago) bookmarkflaglink

Greg Turkington... I totally did not make the connection! Of course that's Neil Hamburger, right? He is so so reserved on "On Cinema, At The Cinema" I didn't even realize it.

― Evan, Wednesday, April 3, 2013 4:12 PM (eleven years ago) bookmarkflaglink

The other day my girlfriend and I almost sat through the entire Oscar coverage by them. It's so great.

― Evan, Wednesday, April 3, 2013 4:13 PM (eleven years ago) bookmarkflaglink

I feel so old

watching this trump NABJ appearance in full strongly reminded me of a mini oscar special with trump as on cinema time obv... the chaos that's there from the start and only escalates, the open resentment and petty little jabs, and most of all, the microphone issues

*on cinema tim

and in the end, Trump doesn't win the 2018 Charger

Beetlejuice Beetlejuice (2024) 104m pic.twitter.com/EgwZnvObXp

— On Cinema at the Cinema (@OCATCOfficial) September 16, 2024

Not sure I can get out to see the new Beetlejuice flick but now I know I don't have to! Greg with the film hacks

Some surprising news for Michael Keaton here as well, but that's what buffs will do; surprise you.

perfect