Miles is an idiot, the version by Billy Murray & Ada Jones is clearly superiorhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eFZDB6DqAnA
― mfktz (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Sunday, 27 October 2019 17:39 (four years ago) link
lol I was thinking "it you" when I read that!
― calzino, Sunday, 27 October 2019 17:43 (four years ago) link
Would like to imagine it was, but Jonathan Bogart worked out the piece was researched here at his bloghttps://justonesongmore.com/blog/1910This means that the song he calls "crowd-pleasing crap" is Bert Williams!
― mfktz (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Sunday, 27 October 2019 18:05 (four years ago) link
https://politics.theonion.com/msnbc-poll-finds-support-for-bernie-sanders-has-plummet-1839538968
― a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Friday, 1 November 2019 19:45 (four years ago) link
like i said...
― esempio (crüt), Friday, 1 November 2019 23:42 (four years ago) link
https://entertainment.theonion.com/frozen-2-creators-confirm-that-elsa-gay-but-also-tran-1839981134
― mfktz (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Friday, 22 November 2019 12:39 (four years ago) link
Unfunny
― Mordy, Friday, 22 November 2019 14:28 (four years ago) link
New Aetna Wedding Registry Lets Guests Purchase Medical Procedures Couple Picked Out https://t.co/PhJB5QWD8y pic.twitter.com/hAyfeCf1rh— The Onion (@TheOnion) December 18, 2019
― Pete Swine Cave (Eliza D.), Wednesday, 18 December 2019 15:59 (four years ago) link
https://politics.theonion.com/trump-administration-rolls-back-hunting-regulations-for-1841839546
― Darin, Sunday, 23 February 2020 19:48 (four years ago) link
Is The Onion machine generating headlines or something now? They keep having weird grammatical errors (or typos)
Woman Adopts Second Cat For First One To Terrorize While She At Work https://t.co/R0nqjKufTH pic.twitter.com/496lxnB7Ig— The Onion (@TheOnion) March 10, 2020
― Greta Van Show Feets BB (milo z), Tuesday, 10 March 2020 22:17 (four years ago) link
You mean the "she at work" bit? That's not an error, that's just cod headline-ese.
― the grateful dead can dance (anagram), Wednesday, 11 March 2020 07:42 (four years ago) link
Not the Onion, but relevant.
https://scontent-lax3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/s960x960/93550462_3157763694256248_2744408931626385408_o.jpg?_nc_cat=109&_nc_sid=110474&_nc_ohc=HNW9Zlq7JUEAX-Wf-zw&_nc_ht=scontent-lax3-1.xx&_nc_tp=7&oh=ee4e76a1efdbfe22d00d04b3c204ca03&oe=5EBA0599
― nickn, Tuesday, 14 April 2020 20:26 (four years ago) link
Protestors Criticized For Looting Businesses Without Forming Private Equity Firm First https://t.co/rbdfMJOiQ8 pic.twitter.com/YHY3sZaxAU— The Onion (@TheOnion) May 28, 2020
― mookieproof, Thursday, 28 May 2020 19:08 (four years ago) link
harking back to the op
https://melmagazine.com/en-us/story/onion-911-issue-oral-history
― mookieproof, Wednesday, 1 July 2020 20:05 (four years ago) link
Thanks for posting that, a really interesting read
― kinder, Wednesday, 1 July 2020 20:49 (four years ago) link
Seriously, the whole thing should have been up for a Pulitzer.― Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Tuesday, October 10, 2006 7:11 PM (thirteen years ago) bookmarkflaglink
― Andrew Farrell, Wednesday, 1 July 2020 22:46 (four years ago) link
Chad Nackers, The Onion graphics editor/writer 1997 to 2017; Editor in Chief, 2017 to current:
Is that really his name? Really?
― trishyb, Wednesday, 1 July 2020 23:28 (four years ago) link
It is a very good article.
― trishyb, Wednesday, 1 July 2020 23:31 (four years ago) link
I just cackled way too loud after reading that rejected "America Stronger Than Ever" headline.
― pplains, Thursday, 2 July 2020 01:55 (four years ago) link
well worth reading, thanks!
― Doctor Casino, Thursday, 2 July 2020 02:15 (four years ago) link
New Subway Promotion To Honor Subtember 11 https://t.co/SXZwp3tkxe pic.twitter.com/QJjHj6KGRr— The Onion (@TheOnion) September 8, 2020
― calzino, Tuesday, 8 September 2020 18:43 (four years ago) link
That's a classic.
― Spencer Chow, Tuesday, 8 September 2020 18:54 (four years ago) link
omg
― kinder, Tuesday, 8 September 2020 20:01 (four years ago) link
one of their best
― Number None, Tuesday, 8 September 2020 20:23 (four years ago) link
Right up there with:
Horrified Subway Execs Assumed People Were Buying Footlongs To Share With A Friendhttps://www.theonion.com/horrified-subway-execs-assumed-people-were-buying-footl-1819595719
― Spencer Chow, Tuesday, 8 September 2020 20:42 (four years ago) link
and of course:https://www.theonion.com/frustrated-subway-marketers-scrap-150-million-jeffrey-1836215976
― Spencer Chow, Tuesday, 8 September 2020 20:43 (four years ago) link
i think theres just something inherently funny about subway. i cant explain it.
― methinks dababy doth bop shit too much (m bison), Tuesday, 8 September 2020 21:25 (four years ago) link
Did the 9/11 one originally have Jared?
― Donald Trump Also Sucks, Of Course (milo z), Tuesday, 8 September 2020 21:33 (four years ago) link
no it was always that dude
― Number None, Tuesday, 8 September 2020 22:24 (four years ago) link
There are amazing Jared posts like this one DATED MAY 2017https://www.theonion.com/subway-drops-jared-fogle-as-spokesperson-1819579883
― Spencer Chow, Wednesday, 9 September 2020 19:52 (four years ago) link
and:https://www.theonion.com/no-one-in-prison-sure-how-jared-fogle-still-eating-subw-1825829806
Stephen Miller Enraged After Discovering Cantaloupe He’s Fucking From Mexico https://t.co/9IUvSBGQ76 pic.twitter.com/mkCAeBx4EN— The Onion (@TheOnion) September 17, 2020
― error prone wolf syndicate (Hadrian VIII), Thursday, 17 September 2020 22:19 (four years ago) link
https://www.theonion.com/rudy-giuliani-tests-positive-for-slew-of-obscure-bat-di-1845255014
― StanM, Friday, 2 October 2020 21:08 (three years ago) link
lmao
https://www.theonion.com/newly-elected-qanon-congresswoman-worried-she-selling-o-1845574440
― frogbs, Wednesday, 4 November 2020 20:09 (three years ago) link
https://www.theonion.com/d-c-police-lose-control-of-rioting-trump-supporters-af-1846002738
― Montgomery Burns' Jazz (Tarfumes The Escape Goat), Wednesday, 6 January 2021 22:33 (three years ago) link
Serbia Deploys Peacekeeping Forces To U.S. https://t.co/9OrohtoKAu pic.twitter.com/3oXoTfLbIE— The Onion (@TheOnion) January 6, 2021
― Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 6 January 2021 22:52 (three years ago) link
🐦[Serbia Deploys Peacekeeping Forces To U.S. https://t.co/9OrohtoKAu🕸 pic.twitter.com/3oXoTfLbIE🕸— The Onion (@TheOnion) January 6, 2021🕸]🐦
― Boring United Methodist Church (Boring, Maryland), Wednesday, 6 January 2021 23:44 (three years ago) link
Lol. because I was working there back then!
― Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 6 January 2021 23:52 (three years ago) link
jfc these folks do not pull any punches
Sympathetic Police Know What It’s Like To Have A Bad Day And Kill 8 People https://t.co/O6MCzgA4Ii pic.twitter.com/agbbcv3S1h— The Onion (@TheOnion) March 17, 2021
Atlanta Police Rule Out Mass Shooting As Cause Of Death After Suspect Says He Didn’t Shoot Anyone https://t.co/0J5FzYSxtb pic.twitter.com/xTqhFme4eK— The Onion (@TheOnion) March 17, 2021
― frogbs, Wednesday, 17 March 2021 21:15 (three years ago) link
https://entertainment.theonion.com/bugs-bunny-explains-how-lebron-helped-him-get-sober-for-1834816124
― Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Friday, 9 April 2021 09:25 (three years ago) link
https://www.theonion.com/please-like-me-1848674003
― Critique of the Goth Programme (Neil S), Thursday, 24 March 2022 15:14 (two years ago) link
https://www.theonion.com/louisiana-police-officer-plants-aborted-fetus-on-black-1848892165
― StanM, Tuesday, 10 May 2022 03:19 (two years ago) link
Tearful Uvalde Residents Thank Police For Protecting Parking Lot From Gunman https://t.co/nngdJBrsN1 pic.twitter.com/t9ajmIhgmo— The Onion (@TheOnion) May 26, 2022
― frogbs, Thursday, 26 May 2022 20:46 (two years ago) link
they've been going hard lately
Texas Passes Mandatory 24-Hour Waiting Period Before Police Can Engage Active Shooters https://t.co/UVZeprK1vp pic.twitter.com/26vK7Ie4Pf— The Onion (@TheOnion) June 3, 2022
― frogbs, Saturday, 4 June 2022 04:03 (two years ago) link
https://www.theonion.com/unsettling-peta-ad-features-sobbing-burger-giving-man-b-1848956134
― an icon of a worried-looking, long-haired, bespectacled man (C. Grisso/McCain), Saturday, 11 June 2022 16:05 (two years ago) link
At the risk of outing myself as a snowflake who can't handle "edgy" humor: the new Kelly comic ('Pay Palm Bomb') is kinda gross & I'm not feeling it.
― Attached by piercing jewelry (bernard snowy), Thursday, 23 June 2022 12:20 (two years ago) link
Seemed rather benign to me?
― pplains, Thursday, 23 June 2022 13:09 (two years ago) link
I guess what's tasteless about it is the reference to the famous photo of Phan Thi Kim Phuc, even if it is "ironic"? It's say it's too offensive to be funny, but not offensive enough to be "offensive".
― Halfway there but for you, Thursday, 23 June 2022 14:04 (two years ago) link
lol fuck
― Whiney G. Weingarten, Thursday, 23 June 2022 15:16 (two years ago) link
Ok, that went past me.
But now in context with Kelly's commentary in the corner, it is a little much.
― pplains, Thursday, 23 June 2022 15:22 (two years ago) link