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Dek4r

Fuuuckk RIP Dekkar, Dek4r and DKR

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lol

the pace of this show has accelerated wildly over the last year or two

well i immediately lost my shit at "on cinema: debt forgiveness special"

"frozen 2, five... of popcorn, and 21 bridges, um............... five bags of popcorn and uh, i don't know, like a miniature bridge or something"

i... hope(?) we get actual episodes of xposed

From the Guardian impeachment testimony live blog:

This is an action-packed few minutes of testimony. Castor and Nunes have tried to coax something from Hill and seem to have gotten something they did not bargain for.

Did they have coffee?

“This is the federal government, we don’t have coffee machines...” Hill says. “The coffee that Ambassador Sondland and I shared..[was when] asked me to meet him for coffee in Jackson Hole Wyoming in 2018 in August..” a year before she left.

Jackson Hole is a v famous resort town for rich assholes

I dunno if this show and this political environment have broken my brain but these impeachment hearings remind me SO MUCH of Tim's wild & desperate attempts to defend himself Rosetti's systematic dismantling of his every single talking point

probably gonna have the same result in the end too

My first thought abt the debt forgiveness special was how much it looked like one of the televised trump cabinet meetings

With Trump's senile jotted down notes and pathetic tweets, it's only a matter of time before he really does arrange a live screening of a WH staff meeting about his impending impeachment.

Mostly I'm just glad Trump doesn't directly feature or exists in the On Cinema Universe.

he does

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sjOkff24kGs

there is that one episode/clip where tim endorses trump but i’m glad he otherwise doesn’t really exist in the universe either, and that most of the time tim is just trying to get people like mike huckabee on the oscars specials

lol xp

lmao arghhh I must have erased that from my memory

but yeah that's kinda the genius of the show, it doesn't really have to mention Trump by name

besides Tim is more of a Jacob Wohl type anyway

indeed, it's very much "show don't tell", w/ tim pretending to be this uber-republican. the relentless and constant prayers nearly every episode can only lead to a spectacular tumble into atheism right? tim's already lost moneyzap, he's bound to lose god, too :(

I dunno if this show and this political environment have broken my brain but these impeachment hearings remind me SO MUCH of Tim's wild & desperate attempts to defend himself Rosetti's systematic dismantling of his every single talking point

lol I just saw Nunes reading conspiracy theory after conspiracy theory to Hill and Holmes and asking them if they knew these facts, and thought exactly of Tim, came here and read yr post

sir are you aware of the Chinese Connection

tim endorsed ben carson before he endorsed trump

Mike Huckabee as well.

so Mark was jailed for selling the illegal VFA tapes right?

good interview w/Gregg and Eric N.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6hJ2HO3Vl5I

...Vish is the Marc Maron of indie rock.

never heard of him before, this vid has like 400 views

mods feel free to delete if it's too uncool for ILX

Ha no, I mean he's like omnipresent and has pretty good taste (...to even great taste, c.f. the DLJ oral history) but he'll inevitably start talking about his wife or Guelph (?) or something. Not a dig at you crut, I listened to this very podcast a few months ago on a long drive.

talking about his wife or Guelph (?) or something

It’s a radio show from Guelph, so

it's just that I find it hard to believe that anyone really cares about Guelph or Vish's wife.

...or Marc Maron.

Dunno if I would describe Vish as ‘omnipresent’ but yeah he’s great, wth, I am a fan. Wld rather hear about Guelph than the Comedy Store 10 times out of 10.

it's just that I find it hard to believe that anyone really cares about Guelph or Vish's wife.

I listen to 15 minutes a week of a 15-hour-a-week breakfast radio show from Melbourne, and I definitely don’t care about the menu from some café on Punt Road, but sometimes you take collateral damage

one of the founders of guelph was john galt, the writer of annals of the parish, which is not only a seminal scottish realist novel but also is the source of the word "utilitarian". mill took it from the novel

Wow, I wonder what Vish's wife thinks of Galt? Maybe we could pause the skype interview with some recording artist whose label made him do an interview with Vish just so we can understand what her views are.

Wow, I wonder what Vish's wife thinks of Galt?

i too am interested to know

congratulations to the happy couple

“Like in the Crow with Brandon Lee”

know your rights:

Normally I wouldn't care because I don't carry around vhs tapes, but I made this card that you guys can print & laminate in case you are stopped by the @LAPDHQ for buying @greggturkington's video tapes #oncinema pic.twitter.com/y7qBpY1Q47

— Phil Braun (@playazball) November 28, 2019

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you'd think a police station would have the resources to have wikipedia

ON SAFETY

"I'm not even going to put that shell back in there."

I thought the whole series (or at least Tim) might come to an end there for a minute.

Chekov would've been disappointed with that little subplot.

I figured Toni > Gregg > Tim in order of likeliness to get shot

But also that it’s more likely to be setting up Tim’s next major obsession, and Toni’s arc of trying to manage / cope with it next season

Tim telling Toni she wasn’t allowed to talk to Gregg gave me chills

Bearing in mind that Gregg fronted a metal band of "suicide survivors" from 1992 - 2001, anyone feelin' that Tim's "accident" was an abandoned suicide attempt?

Yep.