Seinfeld: Classic or Dud

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Yeah that is incredible.

Le Bateau Ivre, Sunday, 16 February 2020 15:51 (four years ago) link

ha, awesome. also that video someone posted later in that timeline about them adding nonsense lyrics to the theme for one episode!

Nhex, Sunday, 16 February 2020 15:57 (four years ago) link

Someone should replace all the dialogue in "Seinfeld" with slappy bass sounds, kind of like an update on the "Peanuts" muted trumped grown-up talk.

Josh in Chicago, Sunday, 16 February 2020 16:52 (four years ago) link

I wonder how much money he makes off of those fake slappy bass sounds?

In other news, I just rewatched "The Mosquito Coast" the other day and was surprised to see Jason Alexander pop up as a hardware store employee arguing with Harrison Ford. I know his first movie was that classic slasher flick "The Burning," which was 1981. I guess "Mosquito Coast" was only his second, in 1986, which means there must be so many Jason Alexander screen tests out there.

I also learned, checking imdb, that he was a frequent guest on a show called "E/R." Not "ER," "E/R." Not only was"E/R" *also* about a Chicago hospital, but it starred Elliott Gould as one Dr. ... Sheinfeld.

Josh in Chicago, Sunday, 16 February 2020 17:02 (four years ago) link

The world has turned upside down.

Load up your rubber wallets (Tom D.), Sunday, 16 February 2020 17:03 (four years ago) link

E/R also had George Clooney on it!

Piven After Midnight (The Yellow Kid), Sunday, 16 February 2020 17:03 (four years ago) link

This is too much.

Load up your rubber wallets (Tom D.), Sunday, 16 February 2020 17:05 (four years ago) link

omg that soundtrack guy is a hero

babby bitter (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 16 February 2020 17:31 (four years ago) link

two months pass...

thinking about that time somebody asked derrida if he watched seinfeld pic.twitter.com/Acb8UL7ZER

— ▀▀▀▀▀▀ (@immolations) April 19, 2020

mark s, Monday, 20 April 2020 14:18 (four years ago) link

derrida otm

Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Monday, 20 April 2020 16:15 (four years ago) link

what's the deal with différance

mark s, Monday, 20 April 2020 16:21 (four years ago) link

four months pass...

for people itt who love both seinfeld and football

https://www.theguardian.com/football/ng-interactive/2020/sep/01/david-squires-on-lionel-messi-going-full-george-costanza-barcelona

oscar bravo, Tuesday, 1 September 2020 15:51 (four years ago) link

heat map vs bayern funny in and of itself but it being in a file titled 'penske' makes it even better. glad to see the puffy shirt in there too.

oscar bravo, Tuesday, 1 September 2020 15:54 (four years ago) link

thanks for that, love the small details like the penske file and the vanderlay industries boards on the side of the field in the last panel... and just now saw the serenity nou in the first panel

Jibe, Wednesday, 2 September 2020 12:58 (four years ago) link

six months pass...

https://i.imgur.com/UEEBFOi.png

calstars, Friday, 26 March 2021 00:39 (three years ago) link

one month passes...

This is the beginning few minutes of Seinfeld Episode 72 from season 5. i am posting this clip here for educational purposes only!!!

Educational Instructions:

1) watch the entire clip and take careful notice to the language all the characters use. Particularly listen to "Mr. Tuttle" Gorge's boss. He makes several references to reading between the lines, understanding hidden things etc.

2) approx. half way through the clip jerry seinfeld suggests that sodomy may be a prerequisite for George's new job. The Elaine character laughs here (quite awkwardly) and jerry makes an absolutely bizarre face. interesting... wonder what julia did to get the job....

3) the homework assignment is to go find and watch the entire episode and notice the incredible amount of hidden messages and not-so subtle subtext of this particular episode. notice at the very end of the episode that george's 2nd prospective boss of the episode turns out to be in the exact situation that Elaine mentioned as a hypothetical... the significance being that the other hypothetical was the sodomy one...

so in a very sly and subtle way jerry seinfeld has brought up the topic of sodomy as a prerequisite for employment.... please ponder the significance of this and follow the works of people like "The Celtic Rebel" he helped me notice this level of social programming. Namely society encourages that you submit to sodomy for some jobs. For your own good I and kdix radio implore you to explore the possibilities of how pop culture is controlled through degenerative and exploitative ritualized sexual behavior and domination

Piven After Midnight (The Yellow Kid), Tuesday, 18 May 2021 20:13 (three years ago) link

well that was a thing I just read

A viking of frowns, (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Tuesday, 18 May 2021 20:31 (three years ago) link

three months pass...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hUx7v75V2dg

Summer of George compilation

Pretty sure that’s Larry David’s voice playing George Steinbrenner

calstars, Tuesday, 7 September 2021 00:13 (three years ago) link

it is
Last two seasons are filled with episodes I've seen once and forgot about, if I ever saw them at all.

adam t. (abanana), Tuesday, 7 September 2021 00:48 (three years ago) link

Yeah like all the puddy and George getting married stuff.

calstars, Tuesday, 7 September 2021 00:56 (three years ago) link

I didn't even know they dated!

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Tuesday, 7 September 2021 01:13 (three years ago) link

I thought the backwards episode was brilliant, wish they'd done more fucking around like that

frogbs, Tuesday, 7 September 2021 01:52 (three years ago) link

I didn't even know they dated!

Not that there’s anything wrong with that

calstars, Tuesday, 7 September 2021 01:55 (three years ago) link

india episode easily the shows nadir imho

flopson, Tuesday, 7 September 2021 03:00 (three years ago) link

two months pass...

1: rewatching and it's all funny
2: in particular the fact that JS is the worst actor in TV history lol

mark s, Monday, 29 November 2021 18:29 (two years ago) link

Agreed, casting him was a masterstroke

Nu-panique schnizzle (wins), Monday, 29 November 2021 18:31 (two years ago) link

yeah it wouldn't be the same with anyone else. the fact that he doesn't come off like a real person is important to the show; he's just the avatar of the typical stand-up guy where funny things are happening to him all the time and he just reacts the way a dumb horny teenager would

frogbs, Monday, 29 November 2021 18:44 (two years ago) link

to think they could've easily cast anyone as Jerry Seinfeld

Muad'Doob (Moodles), Monday, 29 November 2021 18:50 (two years ago) link

thatsthejoke.slapbass

coombination gazza hut & scampo bell (wins), Monday, 29 November 2021 18:54 (two years ago) link

Jerry the "actor" and "character" is also the lead as support, the star comedian here as straight man (actual comedy biz terminology, so no quotes), who sets up and reacts to joke of other performers, the ones who are veteran sketch actors, while he's from world of stand-up (also in it, as "character" Jerry's profession). This as at least as old as The Jack Benny Program, but/and it still works. (I still watch TJBP on digital antenna station, but Seinfeld has finally disappeared into HBO MAX or NBC Peacock or some such shit.)

dow, Monday, 29 November 2021 19:18 (two years ago) link

Of course, even with set-ups etc., each of the four principal has his or her own "subplot," story-line, even-steven, so eps like Rubik's Cubes(think this is what was agreed to after Jason Alexander freaked out because George wasn't or barely in an at least one ep).

dow, Monday, 29 November 2021 19:23 (two years ago) link

all true, except to add this: jack benny is a much better actor than jerry seinfeld (bcz everyone is)

this is why seinfeld is a funnier show than the jack benny show ("brought to you by LUCKY STRIKE")

mark s, Monday, 29 November 2021 19:27 (two years ago) link

i've been watching this at length over the last two weeks. seen all the eps but they never get old

Cool Im An Situation (Neanderthal), Monday, 29 November 2021 19:39 (two years ago) link

I think Larry David is maybe an even worse actor than Jerry Seinfeld

fetter, Monday, 29 November 2021 19:50 (two years ago) link

I'd say the four principals are like the four Beatles: almost pointless to separate the parts from the whole.

clemenza, Monday, 29 November 2021 19:55 (two years ago) link

(So you can bet I'm all over this thread saying who's better than who...)

clemenza, Monday, 29 November 2021 19:55 (two years ago) link

the working of the whole entirely depends on JS being a terrible actor (wins already said this)

mark s, Monday, 29 November 2021 20:12 (two years ago) link

the scene where jerry is on the phone with his girlfriend pretending to be someone she knows and putting on a terrible fake voice is one of my favorite moments in the series. a guy who can't really act playing a version of himself (also a guy who can't really act) trying to play a made-up person based on nothing but a name. it's like his acting goes beyond bad and into another dimension.

(The Other) J.D. (J.D.), Monday, 29 November 2021 20:35 (two years ago) link

They called it PUNK!

dow, Monday, 29 November 2021 20:42 (two years ago) link

This was back when his general contempt for humanity was within acceptable limits and came off as being enjoyably self-aware about the whole enterprise

change display name (Jordan), Monday, 29 November 2021 20:43 (two years ago) link

seinfeld is a funnier show than the jack benny show well yeah

dow, Monday, 29 November 2021 20:43 (two years ago) link

I WAS IN THE POOL

Cool Im An Situation (Neanderthal), Monday, 29 November 2021 20:46 (two years ago) link

His "acting" always fits, one way or another, I agree---and this series was the only time (in public, prob private as well) that he could be arsed to adapt---later declined to go the usual TV comedian-to (often bad) movies route, because film is "a ponderous medium," said he wanted to start an ad agency, which seemed seemed right persona-wise (although lotta biz-running adaptation required), but don't think he ever did.

dow, Monday, 29 November 2021 20:51 (two years ago) link

recent posts are reminding me to catch up with CiCGC which i forgot had transferred to netflix (like a distant age ago)

i know it's hit-and-miss at BEST but

mark s, Monday, 29 November 2021 20:52 (two years ago) link

said he wanted to start an ad agency

v funny that his comedic deal is "I have no inner life to speak of!" (also likely his actual deal)

coombination gazza hut & scampo bell (wins), Monday, 29 November 2021 20:58 (two years ago) link

the ep where Kramer is worried about his virility is weird cos Jerry keeps asking him incredulously "you never got one past the goalie", like it's normal as a right of passage for every man to accidentally impregnate someone.

Cool Im An Situation (Neanderthal), Monday, 29 November 2021 21:05 (two years ago) link

I mean, that's the shit teenagers talk about. I thought the central joke of his character is he never developed past the age of 14

frogbs, Monday, 29 November 2021 21:09 (two years ago) link

right from the beginning seinfeld was different because all of them laughed at each other being funny. it’s almost like breaking character, except it plays as a kind of realism, because real people, real friends, laugh at each other when they’re being funny, or being ridiculous or whatever. this kind of delight in each other tempers the outlandishly selfish things they do

sam and diane would appreciate each other this way a little bit on cheers which i think is one of the biggest reasons cheers feels so warm

Tracer Hand, Monday, 29 November 2021 22:28 (two years ago) link


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