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always assumed Axiom and Manuel were just paid lackeys but their "brotherhood" talk seems sincere at this point.

Axiom & Manuel have true brotherhood - Axiom only comes to the studio due to Manuel’s entreaties, having spurned Tim, and saves Manuel first. (It’s up in the air whether Manuel believes most of what he’s saying or if he’s keeping good with Tim for next time he has money)

Oh, another detail I loved: Tim taking the name of Toni's ex-husband, rather than her maiden name.

lol yes

always assumed Axiom and Manuel were just paid lackeys but their "brotherhood" talk seems sincere at this point.

Axiom & Manuel have true brotherhood - Axiom only comes to the studio due to Manuel’s entreaties, having spurned Tim, and saves Manuel first. (It’s up in the air whether Manuel believes most of what he’s saying or if he’s keeping good with Tim for next time he has money)

the manuel and ax characters are used to portray the archetypal brotherhood/bro-dom exaggerated to absurdity. despite appearing as guitar center dwelling douchebags and being hired guns, manuel is still willling to give the skin off his ass for tim— and ax his hand! even through all the ups and downs of their relationships, they still say they'd be willing to do anything for tim, which is why i think ax eventually showed up at the end of the oscar special. at this point in their character development, they're that dumb kind of loyal like a dog. and they're some of my favorite characters because of it

IRL Tim claimed he really did meet those two guys at a Guitar Center, I wonder if that's true or not

OFFICIAL STATEMENT ON THE 7TH ANUAL OSCAR SPECIAL pic.twitter.com/kW8PURtEYD

— Tim Newman (@timheidecker) February 18, 2020

mister turkgtin MUST be healed accountable for his crimes!

mister turkgtin hahaha

rip tom chaplin
may your final meal be your finest

Still haven't seen more than the first twenty minutes thanks to a variety of other distractions but I do want to point out that Tim appeared very close to breaking when Gregg was slowly pulling his car in and honking incessantly.

we all broke in that moment

he certainly cracked up more this year, especially the first hour or so

I wouldn't be surprised if he did meet them at Guitar Center: IIRC, Axiom and Manuel are in a real band together (Last Second Chance), and that is their IRL look/style.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_wzXNYEl3fM

My Son Matt

Tone newman

Matt Newman cracked me up

Tim murdering Gregg is pretty much the only way this series can end right now

greggs back on twitter :)

In the waiting room at the emergency room a lot of us were taken to after #TimsOscarNightTragedy they had a tv playing WHICH Tom Hanks Popcorn classic?

— #1 Ranked Movie Expertise (@greggturkington) February 18, 2020

tim changing his twitter name to "tim newman" makes all of his tweets funnier

Finally finished this last night. Worth the wait.

If I find the time/wherewithal, I kinda want to transcribe Tim's conversation with his new son Matt.

Congrats to the growing Newman family!

kinda bummed I saw the ending of the special before the beginning :(

loool:

ATTN On Cinema Family & Toni Newman: @timheidecker fooled many of you with his "heartfelt" wedding vows, but - like most things that he does in life - they were a sham. He has no respect for the law, Toni Newman, or MOVIES. Please spread far and wide! @greggturkington #OnCinema pic.twitter.com/DVfP0tnWwf

— Justin Gaynor (@justingaynor) February 19, 2020

outstanding

holy shit lmao

and they say he doesn't actually watch the movies

Ok that is amazing.

That is truly beautiful. Halleluyer!

oh that kind of explains why one of the celebrity quotes in the between-scenes slideshow was Tyler Perry saying something like "I can't say I ever actually enjoyed playing Madea."

No less convinced that Tim & Gregg see one week into the future:

https://t.co/miAx0jS5ZG pic.twitter.com/kpbWtGuLXI

— Justin Gaynor (@justingaynor) February 21, 2020

Fully binging my way into this I guess. On S3. i love how Gregg just totally shuts down and submits when Tim is berating him.

Finally watched the Oscar special. Goddamn it they keep topping themselves.

wondering what kind of scam Tim is trying to pull on Toni, making her sign the annulment quickly and then changing his last name for some reason

also is it implied that he slept with the pastor? the way he kept looking at her instead of Toni...yeeesh

something I just realized now (which I think was supposed to be obvious all along) is that the name of the character in the new Joker is Arthur, something which somehow goes unremarked upon the entire special

Thought it was a nice touch that he called Ayaka the love of his life immediately before getting (re-)married to a different woman.

"I'm Tim's favorite wife, right?"

"Well you're definitely the most recent"

lmaooo

I enjoyed that Gregg did like 20 seconds of actual interviewing and we learnt something about Russell Brand

ok I replayed the annulment scene and Toni mentions something like 'oh we're gonna have to get a new pre-nup'

I *think* Joe suggested during the "debt forgiveness special" that they should close down HEI Inc and reopen under a new name

lmao the debt forgiveness special

it never stops being funny

wondering what kind of scam Tim is trying to pull on Toni, making her sign the annulment quickly and then changing his last name for some reason

also is it implied that he slept with the pastor? the way he kept looking at her instead of Toni...yeeesh

My read is that he sincerely loves Toni (or at least thinks he does) but he just can’t stop scheming and using people and chasing the next shiny thing.

just gonna leave this here so you can watch it over and over

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WCowInr2d0s&feature=youtu.be&t=3783

Tim comes pretty close to breaking

Hahaha I also noticed the “quartet” have a hard time keeping a straight face at several points throughout the special

Especially the part where he’s berating then for not knowing “Pop Goes the Weasel”

i'm not sure if they were entirely in on the joke

Yeah, the musicians on the last couple Oscar specials have come closest to puncturing the illusion. One of the dudes from last year's kinda drove me nuts with his excessively-hammy 'I'M LIKE SO SCARED OF TIM RIGHT NOW!' mugging.

I feel like Tim & co. would probably take great pains to let the musicians and impersonators know what's up ahead of time. Like, he's not gonna start vehemently abusing people who don't know he's just fucking around.

Unless he's legitimately hoping to get a rap in the mouth as extra seasoning.

i love the lameness of "it's movie time!" and how much gregg relishes it

i'm not sure if they were entirely in on the joke

didn't one of them provide the backing vocals to the acoustic empty bottle?