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― budo jeru, Monday, 17 February 2020 18:05 (four years ago) link
you can just call them "wallets"
― the girl from spirea x (f. hazel), Monday, 17 February 2020 18:31 (four years ago) link
"Fixed your headline for ya"
― Alba, Tuesday, 18 February 2020 23:22 (four years ago) link
i have started considering the floor-ground thing bcz it so reliably enrages suzy
― tokyo rosemary, Wednesday, 19 February 2020 03:18 (four years ago) link
Fuck that. Ground is floor. Apartment is house.
― Swilling Ambergris, Esq. (silby), Wednesday, 19 February 2020 04:10 (four years ago) link
-dead prez
― sorry for butt rockin (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 19 February 2020 04:18 (four years ago) link
blame willie dixon
― A is for (Aimless), Wednesday, 19 February 2020 04:26 (four years ago) link
the word "aesthetic" being overused as an adjective, i.e. "that's so aesthetic"
― Lowell N. Behold'n, Wednesday, 19 February 2020 07:54 (four years ago) link
really, when it's used to describe anything, without being used as a prefix
― Lowell N. Behold'n, Wednesday, 19 February 2020 07:58 (four years ago) link
Haven't encountered that... till now.
― Load up your rubber wallets (Tom D.), Wednesday, 19 February 2020 08:00 (four years ago) link
Just saying there's an opening for "yeet" as the first-person dual pronoun in Modern English
The kids are using 'yeet' as a verb, meaning to lob or chuck something. 'What happened to my pen? I yeeted it out the window' etc.
― Ngolo Cantwell (Chinaski), Wednesday, 19 February 2020 13:25 (four years ago) link
recent reddit joek: "What's the difference between a baked sweet potato and a flying pig?"
"One's a heated yam. The other is a yeeted ham."
― Natalie Wouldn't (Ye Mad Puffin), Wednesday, 19 February 2020 14:19 (four years ago) link
This morning, within a few minutes of each other, I saw an ad for pork chops that claimed they were "raised thoughtfully" and a label on a jar of instant coffee claiming it was "grown respectfully". These are not so much annoying as deeply bogus. These feeble attempts feel even more bogus than good old 'nongredients', where marketers label a bag of sugar as having "No Trans Fats!".
― A is for (Aimless), Wednesday, 19 February 2020 19:02 (four years ago) link
really, really tired of "circular firing squad"
― longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Wednesday, 19 February 2020 19:07 (four years ago) link
yeet is an excellent word and should not be being dangled into this often silly thread
― mark s, Wednesday, 19 February 2020 19:08 (four years ago) link
"grown thoughtfully; slaughtered gleefully"
― kinder, Wednesday, 19 February 2020 19:37 (four years ago) link
While paying a bill just now: "Please complete this challenge to prove you are a real person:"Then I clicked the "I am not a robot" button. Conclusion: just because you do something, it doesn't make it a "challenge". Especially posting a photo of yourself to Facebook or whatever. *grumble*
― empire of the shunned (Matt #2), Saturday, 22 February 2020 13:15 (four years ago) link
it's a "challenge" in the sense of "Halt! Who goes there?"
― an incoherent crustacean (MatthewK), Saturday, 22 February 2020 22:04 (four years ago) link
yeah, challenge/response is online security jargon... I'd nix it in customer-facing stuff though, just use "verify"
― avellano medio Inglés (f. hazel), Saturday, 22 February 2020 22:33 (four years ago) link
it's challenging for many of us to prove our innate humanity in this rapidly digitized world
― Mario Meatwagon (Moodles), Saturday, 22 February 2020 22:47 (four years ago) link
my phone has a small membrane I have to cry a single tear on sometimes
― avellano medio Inglés (f. hazel), Saturday, 22 February 2020 22:49 (four years ago) link
This bad thread is never worse than when it is just listing every meme, but
“____ can have a little ____, as a treat”
is annoying cause the original image said “cats can have little a salami” and these things matter
― Last night I dreamt I watched The Mandalorian (wins), Sunday, February 16, 2020 8:01 AM (six days ago) bookmarkflaglink
the wrongness of this post has been bothering me for a week... a) it's only one version out of dozens that was worded like that, and b) the humor of the meme isn't 'hey internet, remember how dogs have their own funny way of speaking, well so do cats and hold onto your butts bc it's even more grammatically incorrect!', the humor is that it's a cat assuring you that yes, it's ok to give cats salami, but only a little bit, you know, as a treat
― lumen (esby), Sunday, 23 February 2020 02:49 (four years ago) link
this is not in reference to anything specific -- because it's too widespread to do that -- but the increased use of "grift" to mean "thing I dislike," much like how "trolling" is now completely detached from its original meaning -- is irritating as all hell. unless someone is deliberately scamming, they are not a grifter! things can be bad without being that!
― like, I’m eating an elephant head (katherine), Sunday, 23 February 2020 04:48 (four years ago) link
in particular, if someone is a true believer in whatever it is they are doing, that isn't grift (nor trolling), they just believe something that is bad
― like, I’m eating an elephant head (katherine), Sunday, 23 February 2020 04:49 (four years ago) link
wins is (as usual, bcz he's funny ) entirely correct and esby is (as always, bcz never funny) completely wrong
― mark s, Sunday, 23 February 2020 10:56 (four years ago) link
wins being correct on a thread he (correctly) despises is also funny
― mark s, Sunday, 23 February 2020 10:58 (four years ago) link
all financial transactions under capitalism are grift btw
― Dunty Reggae party 🎉 (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 23 February 2020 12:53 (four years ago) link
Wow seriously I don’t understand “X can have a little y, as a treat” because it’s not clever at all? What’s funny or clever about a treat? Idgi unless it’s like the Bloomberg-spaghetti face thing where it truly means nothing and you just have to subscribe to it being “funny” or be on the outside.
― weird woman in a bar (La Lechera), Sunday, 23 February 2020 22:32 (four years ago) link
I think the last meme that made me laugh was the one of Leonardo DiCaprio doing a dog impression for Cillian Murphy and that must be almost a decade ago so I dunno.
― Alba, Sunday, 23 February 2020 22:57 (four years ago) link
Wow seriously I don’t understand “X can have a little y, as a treat” because it’s not clever at all? What’s funny or clever about a treat?
the typo is what was originally intended to be funny, especially as it suggested that a cat had written the article. (cats famously have an inexact grasp of English grammar.)
the subsequent memes are stating that other things can be a treat for various recipients, not that treats are inherently clever. Bloomberg-spaghetti face
never encountered whatever this is btw!
― Fantastic. Great move. Well done (sic), Monday, 24 February 2020 00:57 (four years ago) link
Ok consider it clarified :) Still not very amusing but I’m not a cat person so it’s clearly not for me. Re spaghetti — I heard there was a meme with Bloomberg’s face superimposed on a plate of spaghetti!? I heard this on NPR while driving through Iowa so I thought it was well known lol :)
― weird woman in a bar (La Lechera), Monday, 24 February 2020 01:04 (four years ago) link
Bloomberg’s face superimposed on a plate of spaghetti!?
I'd jam a fork into it.
― A is for (Aimless), Monday, 24 February 2020 04:30 (four years ago) link
cats famously have an inexact grasp of English grammar
This is one of those things that suffuses popular culture that I wish we had the temperament to examine critically.
Like, we can believe that pets read and write... but we always imagine that they don't do it very well. We anthropomorphize nonhuman animals' skills into a very specific range: just enough to be relatable and amusing, but not so much that they'd threaten our hegemony. So a dog can write CAT FUD, Toonces can drive but is terrible at it, a cat can write "cheezburger" but somehow not "cheeseburger."
There's the related phenomenon of deliberate misspelled words in specific online contexts (e.g. joek, borad, baout), but again there's a weirdly specific range where people think that's cute - short of which it's just wrong; past which it's just incomprehensible.
I vaguely recall that one proposed etymology for "OK" was a 19th-century fad for deliberate joke misspellings like "oll correct," which is basically doge / can haz avant la lettre.
very linguistics, wow
― Boot edge edgelord (Ye Mad Puffin), Monday, 24 February 2020 16:00 (four years ago) link
― Dunty Reggae party 🎉 (Noodle Vague), Sunday, February 23, 2020 7:53 AM (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink
by this definition you are a grifter, as am I, as am virtually everyone in the country and possibly the world, which means that you are asserting that every single person in that category is deliberately out to scam others and truly believes in nothing
― like, I’m eating an elephant head (katherine), Monday, 24 February 2020 17:33 (four years ago) link
s/are, rewrote a few too many times
― like, I’m eating an elephant head (katherine), Monday, 24 February 2020 17:48 (four years ago) link
I know of at least one Ph.D. dissertation about lolcat, there are undoubtedly more now
― avellano medio Inglés (f. hazel), Monday, 24 February 2020 18:07 (four years ago) link
but we always imagine that they don't do it very well.
In my experience, Gary Larson in The Far Side was the first place I saw this trend consistently illustrated. A much earlier counter-example would be Don Marquis, who wrote the Archy and Mehitabel vignettes. Archy the cockroach spelled exquisitely well, but couldn't capitalize, being too small to use the shift key.
― A is for (Aimless), Monday, 24 February 2020 19:44 (four years ago) link
he was exactly the right size and wisely chose not to
― mark s, Monday, 24 February 2020 19:48 (four years ago) link
"cringe" again
― american bradass (BradNelson), Monday, 24 February 2020 21:57 (four years ago) link
Gary Larson in The Far Side
Yes CAT FUD is a classic Far Side reference and even non-Larson fans ime write it that way.
Like, I have had cats for 40+ years and I can't remember ever writing "cat food" on a shopping list. Cat fud or gtfo.
― Boot edge edgelord (Ye Mad Puffin), Tuesday, 25 February 2020 02:09 (four years ago) link
I really hate the use of equity as a replacement for equality. It seems that apparently they have different meanings, but not THAT different and maybe we could have just updated the meaning on the one word.
― ☮️ (peace, man), Tuesday, 25 February 2020 20:06 (four years ago) link
Saki’s Tobermory was very eloquent: I guess our estimation of cat’s intelligence has gone down over the last century.
― Bidh boladh a' mhairbh de 'n láimh fhalaimh (dowd), Saturday, 29 February 2020 21:50 (four years ago) link
Birds are sketchy on grammar and also full of themselves:
https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/269/929/cc9.jpg_large
― Josefa, Saturday, 29 February 2020 22:18 (four years ago) link
borb
― Fantastic. Great move. Well done (sic), Saturday, 29 February 2020 22:19 (four years ago) link
What everyone really needs to accept is that it’s horribly grating to hear anyone say anything that anyone else has ever said before
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― I have measured out my life in coffee shop loyalty cards (silby), Wednesday, December 12, 2018 9:41 AM (one year ago)
― Swilling Ambergris, Esq. (silby), Monday, 2 March 2020 19:05 (four years ago) link
I was talking on Facebook about VP picks earlier tonight with a friend: "I'm not as deadset against Harris as I was, though still a bit worried about the whole stupid 'lanes' business."
"Lanes" is (are?) everywhere right now. The entire political spectrum has been transformed into a bowling alley.
― clemenza, Saturday, 7 March 2020 04:48 (four years ago) link
Trying to tell my inner pedant to calm down when it sees 'epicentre' used re: this outbreak.
― Paperbag raita (ledge), Tuesday, 24 March 2020 12:03 (four years ago) link
i'm not a prescriptivist and ppl using formulae i'm unused to is mostly more interested than annoying -- this thread is mainly bad not good -- but when ppl say "coronated" are they just jokingly avoiding saying "crowned"?
("coronated" is a term in zoology meaning "resembling a crown")
― mark s, Wednesday, 25 March 2020 16:21 (four years ago) link
? https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/coronate
― rob, Wednesday, 25 March 2020 16:24 (four years ago) link
but fine I'll amend to ""looks like charles is finally getting his coronation after all"
― rob, Wednesday, 25 March 2020 16:26 (four years ago) link