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wondering what kind of scam Tim is trying to pull on Toni, making her sign the annulment quickly and then changing his last name for some reason

also is it implied that he slept with the pastor? the way he kept looking at her instead of Toni...yeeesh

My read is that he sincerely loves Toni (or at least thinks he does) but he just can’t stop scheming and using people and chasing the next shiny thing.

Ok bloomer (latebloomer), Monday, 24 February 2020 15:23 (four years ago) link

just gonna leave this here so you can watch it over and over

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WCowInr2d0s&feature=youtu.be&t=3783

Tim comes pretty close to breaking

frogbs, Monday, 24 February 2020 15:28 (four years ago) link

Hahaha I also noticed the “quartet” have a hard time keeping a straight face at several points throughout the special

Ok bloomer (latebloomer), Monday, 24 February 2020 15:36 (four years ago) link

Especially the part where he’s berating then for not knowing “Pop Goes the Weasel”

Ok bloomer (latebloomer), Monday, 24 February 2020 15:38 (four years ago) link

i'm not sure if they were entirely in on the joke

frogbs, Monday, 24 February 2020 15:44 (four years ago) link

Yeah, the musicians on the last couple Oscar specials have come closest to puncturing the illusion. One of the dudes from last year's kinda drove me nuts with his excessively-hammy 'I'M LIKE SO SCARED OF TIM RIGHT NOW!' mugging.

Expart of Languidge (Old Lunch), Monday, 24 February 2020 15:45 (four years ago) link

I feel like Tim & co. would probably take great pains to let the musicians and impersonators know what's up ahead of time. Like, he's not gonna start vehemently abusing people who don't know he's just fucking around.

Expart of Languidge (Old Lunch), Monday, 24 February 2020 15:47 (four years ago) link

Unless he's legitimately hoping to get a rap in the mouth as extra seasoning.

Expart of Languidge (Old Lunch), Monday, 24 February 2020 15:48 (four years ago) link

i love the lameness of "it's movie time!" and how much gregg relishes it

equam phillips (crüt), Monday, 24 February 2020 15:55 (four years ago) link

i'm not sure if they were entirely in on the joke

didn't one of them provide the backing vocals to the acoustic empty bottle?

diamonddave85​​ (diamonddave85), Monday, 24 February 2020 16:57 (four years ago) link

this special was really something. nice that gregg now has some deaths on his hands

frederik b. godt (jim in vancouver), Tuesday, 25 February 2020 21:19 (four years ago) link

the last 15 minutes of that must've been really cool to see live, they hold that shot just long enough to convince you that this is the end of On Cinema, before Axiom single-handedly (lol) saves the show

frogbs, Tuesday, 25 February 2020 21:52 (four years ago) link

could really use some of this right about now

https://i.redd.it/ne4ylkoz3pj41.png

frogbs, Friday, 28 February 2020 20:07 (four years ago) link

1 cup of peanut butter

honky wonk badonkadonk (crüt), Saturday, 29 February 2020 01:32 (four years ago) link

three weeks pass...

not sure where to post this but figured there were some Mark-heads on here:

https://vimeo.com/60716535

Jersey Al (Albert R. Broccoli), Tuesday, 24 March 2020 19:45 (four years ago) link

shit is heating up

Best place to be quarantined for months?

— #1 Ranked Movie Expertise (@greggturkington) March 31, 2020

Yanni Xenakis (Hadrian VIII), Tuesday, 31 March 2020 22:27 (four years ago) link

This is copywrite infringement the likes of witch we have never seen. https://t.co/5WiIhx59tM

— Beef Boy (@timheidecker) March 31, 2020

crüt, Wednesday, 1 April 2020 05:26 (four years ago) link

haha

nxd, Wednesday, 1 April 2020 14:03 (four years ago) link

I’m not caught up on this but I would just like to say that “stump the buff” is the funniest fucking bit

Microbes oft teem (wins), Wednesday, 1 April 2020 18:17 (four years ago) link

Oh also I’m watching the 5th Oscar special right now - is there really a character called master of codes in fucking Star Wars lol

Microbes oft teem (wins), Wednesday, 1 April 2020 20:36 (four years ago) link

I couldn’t tell either but https://starwars.fandom.com/wiki/Master_Codebreaker

blatherskite, Wednesday, 1 April 2020 20:49 (four years ago) link

lmao

Microbes oft teem (wins), Wednesday, 1 April 2020 20:57 (four years ago) link

one month passes...

Mark Proksch interview.

Between K-Strass and Good Morning Tri-State, what draws you to morning news shows?

It’s everywhere, so everyone can relate to it. It’s also the closest thing we have to amateur television that’s on every single day. Especially in smaller towns, there’s a realness there, where the person who went to high school with you is now the weatherwoman. There’s that familiarity that is interesting to me. Playing around in that local-news world is really fun.

That’s what makes us all laugh. We’ve been doing these watch parties every Saturday night — me, Tim, Gregg, Jason Woliner, Fielder — where we’re watching dumb stuff, awful YouTube videos and such. The real world is infinitely funnier than anything that anyone could script.

Bleeqwot (sic), Wednesday, 13 May 2020 23:01 (four years ago) link

I’m caught up on this now, love that the last Oscar special has gregg’s grandest finale to date

Microbes oft teem (wins), Thursday, 14 May 2020 03:43 (four years ago) link

still crack up when I think of the Joker striking again

frogbs, Thursday, 14 May 2020 03:45 (four years ago) link

https://i.imgur.com/aqXEmif.gif

Bleeqwot (sic), Thursday, 14 May 2020 04:45 (four years ago) link

two weeks pass...

Randomly watching some videos of Cambodian-American rock band Dengue Fever, who I used to be pretty into up until about 7-8 years ago, and gobsmacked by the realization that the lead guitarist is Dr. San:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UKSl7nJROm8

turn the jawhatthefuckever on (One Eye Open), Thursday, 28 May 2020 13:38 (four years ago) link

from upthread On Cinema at the Cinema on ilxor.com:

Does the Tim & Eric thread discus who Dr. San is IRL?

― Jersey Al (Albert R. Broccoli), Tuesday, July 16, 2019 3:57 AM (ten months ago) bookmarkflaglink

Gregg & Zac were former roommates & Gregg put out Zac's former band (dieselhed)'s records 25+ years ago.

― Jersey Al (Albert R. Broccoli), Tuesday, July 16, 2019 4:02 AM (ten months ago)

Jersey Al (Albert R. Broccoli), Thursday, 28 May 2020 13:43 (four years ago) link

Ha, I totally missed that!

It was such an odd feeling all of a sudden unexpectedly being confronted with Dr. San talking and acting like a normal person, really speaks to how real that fake world feels

turn the jawhatthefuckever on (One Eye Open), Thursday, 28 May 2020 13:49 (four years ago) link

https://www.instagram.com/p/CAww9Vvlkn2/

Jersey Al (Albert R. Broccoli), Friday, 29 May 2020 14:06 (four years ago) link

two weeks pass...

A QAnon follower calling in to Office Hours.

an, uh, razor of love (sic), Tuesday, 16 June 2020 21:49 (four years ago) link

lmao they could've just gotten a real one

frogbs, Wednesday, 17 June 2020 01:26 (four years ago) link

nah just kidding Mark is perfect

frogbs, Wednesday, 17 June 2020 01:29 (four years ago) link

They should have got Roy St. Charlemagne la Roux tbqh

Jersey Al (Albert R. Broccoli), Wednesday, 17 June 2020 05:41 (four years ago) link

is it the joke that tim's laughing at a mentally ill person? i don't follow every tim heidecker project.

wasdnous (abanana), Thursday, 18 June 2020 18:28 (four years ago) link

the joke as in making fun of QAnon?

Evan, Thursday, 18 June 2020 18:35 (four years ago) link

what are you saying about the Prime Minister of Australia

an, uh, razor of love (sic), Thursday, 18 June 2020 18:37 (four years ago) link

for sure some of the joke is tim playing the incredulous podcaster but i think it's really just an opportunity for proksch's character to shine

Mordy, Thursday, 18 June 2020 18:38 (four years ago) link

Mark is a lot of things, but mentally ill... well okay he was involved in a very terrible accident.

Jersey Al (Albert R. Broccoli), Thursday, 18 June 2020 18:42 (four years ago) link

mentally ill or not we should all just be grateful that he's no longer missing

Yanni Xenakis (Hadrian VIII), Thursday, 18 June 2020 18:44 (four years ago) link

the idea that QAnon followers are mentally ill is...kinda interesting actually. I know one person who's way into that bullshit and she seems absolutely miserable, just paranoid and upset about everything all the time

frogbs, Thursday, 18 June 2020 18:45 (four years ago) link

what are you saying about the Prime Minister of Australia

an, uh, razor of love (sic), Thursday, 18 June 2020 18:53 (four years ago) link

have you seen the alpalus slyman videos? pretty obvious that he is not all there.

wasdnous (abanana), Friday, 19 June 2020 08:16 (four years ago) link

Televangelist Kenneth Copeland scares the shit out of his congregation by sealing God's blood covenant with them pic.twitter.com/AC3otkI2rb

— Vic Berger IV (@VicBergerIV) June 19, 2020

Yanni Xenakis (Hadrian VIII), Saturday, 20 June 2020 02:56 (four years ago) link

after years of picking it up piecemeal, I'm finally watching this via a comprehensive playlist from podcast episode 1 and just
marveling at Tim stealing Gregg's likeness for Kington, and lines like

"Well I find it ridiculous that you get in a motorcycle accident in a non-moving vehicle and suddenly you're blind."

cheek, Monday, 22 June 2020 00:35 (four years ago) link

I had never heard this Heidecker podcast so I listened to a couple of eps, it is very funny but also I am so used to him being in character that it’s weird to hear him talking about actual good films, how insane trump is &c

Also I only just realised that when he flips out & has tantrums and bullies people in on cinema he is totally doing Christian Bale in the terminator clip

covid coronenberg (wins), Monday, 22 June 2020 18:03 (four years ago) link

I hear a lot of this clip in Tim’s tantrums too:

https://youtu.be/g-Kuv_kMwRA

trapped out the barndo (crüt), Tuesday, 23 June 2020 23:23 (four years ago) link

Tonight we celebrate an American icon. The Animated Adventures of Jack Decker premieres at midnight followed by a marathon of classic episodes from the Deckerverse. pic.twitter.com/YZ7keJx8jN

— adultswim (@adultswim) July 3, 2020

trapped out the barndo (crüt), Saturday, 4 July 2020 02:07 (four years ago) link

oh shiiiiiiit I'll probably watch some of that once I get bored with Unsolved Mysteries tonight. looking back on 2015, decker really was, cumulatively speaking, the best two hours of that entire year

the burrito that defined a generation, Saturday, 4 July 2020 02:18 (four years ago) link


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