The sausage rolls I make were a reductions swoop on sausage meat and puff pastry and cost roughly £1.50 for 12! Look out, Jack Monroe!
― santa clause four (suzy), Wednesday, 4 March 2020 12:35 (four years ago) link
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burnt out stub of a candle symbolises that this knight of the road has been grieving his late princess for a long time.
― calzino, Wednesday, 4 March 2020 19:54 (four years ago) link
Brexit #Sevenoaks style pic.twitter.com/0Lzw3IMTeS— lindenkk (@Linden_Kemkaran) January 31, 2020
― calzino, Saturday, 7 March 2020 19:59 (four years ago) link
for some context it isn't an ironic post, she's a tory and this is all good!
― calzino, Saturday, 7 March 2020 20:03 (four years ago) link
Seven oaks, twenty gammons
― Dunty Reggae party 🎉 (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 7 March 2020 20:07 (four years ago) link
lindenkkk
― calzino, Saturday, 7 March 2020 20:10 (four years ago) link
I have been to Sevenoaks once and that checks out
― Garu you just posted flange (wins), Saturday, 7 March 2020 20:11 (four years ago) link
I’m on the floor of a train that’s full of Home Counties types that either look like mike gapes or Tom blenkindip and like 80% of them gave England flags as an item of clothing
― median punt (gyac), Saturday, 7 March 2020 20:13 (four years ago) link
Fiver if you shout "come on Tim!"
― Dunty Reggae party 🎉 (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 7 March 2020 20:14 (four years ago) link
I’m not that drunk lad
― median punt (gyac), Saturday, 7 March 2020 20:17 (four years ago) link
At least three en are wearing no tops and England flags as capes. Fascinatingly there’s a woman with a hirl and helmet in front of me and I want to ask her whee she plays but I also don’t want to out myself in front of someone with a visible poppy tattoo
― median punt (gyac), Saturday, 7 March 2020 20:22 (four years ago) link
ahh rugby fans
― strangely hookworm but they manage ream shoegaze poetry (imago), Saturday, 7 March 2020 21:14 (four years ago) link
https://www.theguardian.com/world/2020/mar/08/burning-calories-pig-starts-farm-fire-by-excreting-pedometer
― romanesque architect (pomenitul), Sunday, 8 March 2020 13:17 (four years ago) link
BBC News website with the wacky comedy headline on the front page as usual: Pedometer-eating pig's poo starts farm blaze
...then they go for the double with the headline on the article page: Bacon saved after pedometer-eating pig's poo starts farm fire
― Being cheap is expensive (snoball), Sunday, 8 March 2020 13:21 (four years ago) link
I’ve been repeatedly travelling the length of the country for the past two years and just realised I’ve hundreds of bleak photos from train/bus windows. Thread: pic.twitter.com/vFf4KKCf58— Darran Anderson (@Oniropolis) January 3, 2020
― ogmor, Monday, 9 March 2020 10:17 (four years ago) link
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Bridlington's Chapmans Funland has filled mechanical grabber arcade games with toilet rolls after seeing the item fly off the shelves over the public's fears they may need to self-isolate.One man from Pontefract who did get lucky and bagged himself a toilet roll on the machine, said: "I'm chuffed to bits. It were worth driving 68 miles and spending £30 to win that."
One man from Pontefract who did get lucky and bagged himself a toilet roll on the machine, said: "I'm chuffed to bits. It were worth driving 68 miles and spending £30 to win that."
― calzino, Tuesday, 10 March 2020 17:04 (four years ago) link
xp the third one, Victoria, is my view at least half the week & that whole run-up is bleak af
― gramsci in your surplice (gyac), Tuesday, 10 March 2020 17:10 (four years ago) link
The last sentence has finished me pic.twitter.com/q6U1wFNZzS— Andy Ha (@AndyHa_) March 11, 2020
― Portsmouth Bubblejet, Thursday, 12 March 2020 08:42 (four years ago) link
And a bag of Doritos. Sounds like it was worth getting sent home for!
― boxedjoy, Thursday, 12 March 2020 09:12 (four years ago) link
Never change Rochdale. pic.twitter.com/1IE0YRFcYJ— Elliot Eastwick (@Faycebuk) March 12, 2020
― Andrew Farrell, Thursday, 12 March 2020 10:01 (four years ago) link
"scare"!
― calzino, Thursday, 12 March 2020 10:06 (four years ago) link
Oh mate. pic.twitter.com/P4wK1OtcEo— Angry People in Local Newspapers (@angrypiln) March 14, 2020
― Portsmouth Bubblejet, Saturday, 14 March 2020 12:33 (four years ago) link
Coronavirus: What happened on a day without football?
― Being cheap is expensive (snoball), Sunday, 15 March 2020 14:37 (four years ago) link
I'm sure someone who's more familiar with football can make a tres funny joke about how Southampton can't even occupy the centre in a game of Noughts & Crosses where they get to go first.
― Being cheap is expensive (snoball), Sunday, 15 March 2020 14:38 (four years ago) link
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the local Rector Revd Debbie Nash has decided there won't be any jitterbugs being spread under her watch.
― calzino, Sunday, 15 March 2020 19:37 (four years ago) link
Greengrocer's' apostrophes in full swing, on the other hand
― akb23 (Matt #2), Sunday, 15 March 2020 20:12 (four years ago) link
needless ordinal superscript also (worse imo, if not i suppose incorrect)
― mark s, Sunday, 15 March 2020 20:15 (four years ago) link
Rector vs vector
― ymo sumac (NickB), Sunday, 15 March 2020 20:16 (four years ago) link
lol, top work
― mark s, Sunday, 15 March 2020 20:18 (four years ago) link
It's a beautiful old building with a medieval section that must be at least 700 years old. Never dared enter it though. It's quite intimidating when it is full of middle aged middle class white folk, who although quite harmless looking have murderous stares of death like something out of Tales of the Unexpected. Rector Revd Debbie always nods or says hello when I pass through with the dog and seems a really wholesomely nice person though. I think she appreciates I don't let him piss on the graves!
― calzino, Sunday, 15 March 2020 20:27 (four years ago) link
Coronavirus: Man proposes in Iceland storeA nurse proposed to his girlfriend in a branch of Iceland after a romantic trip to the country of the same name was cancelled due to the coronavirus.
― Being cheap is expensive (snoball), Saturday, 21 March 2020 12:46 (four years ago) link
Ledge
― Appleman Appears: 20/2/2020. Whose Cider You On? (Bananaman Begins), Saturday, 21 March 2020 12:48 (four years ago) link
GET IN
― Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Saturday, 21 March 2020 13:04 (four years ago) link
This guy was fucking flying round Morrisons like it was Rainbow Road, he nearly ran me over in front of the fish counter, I had to jump out the way and he didn't acknowledge me at all. When he left all he had bought was bottled water and scratchcards. pic.twitter.com/gzshh3hlgK— Baby Etrigan (@aboynamedposh) March 28, 2020
― extremely Dutch coughing sound (gyac), Saturday, 28 March 2020 19:42 (four years ago) link
What’ve I just seen . pic.twitter.com/wZl7xEUBRM— Owen Hallworth (@HallworthOwen) April 5, 2020
― Wuhan!! Got You All in Check (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Monday, 6 April 2020 09:53 (four years ago) link
thinking about thos beans!
― calzino, Monday, 6 April 2020 09:56 (four years ago) link
jesus god
― bam! Free bees! (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 6 April 2020 10:02 (four years ago) link
no wonder there were no tins of beans & sausages in Aldi last time i went
― Kier today, Dom tomorrow (Noodle Vague), Monday, 6 April 2020 10:07 (four years ago) link
Pictured behind the toast: customer's detachable lower jaw.
― Andrew Farrell, Monday, 6 April 2020 12:10 (four years ago) link
Brilliant Message from Derbyshire police on Normanton Rd last night that’s the language people speak & understand round here Its a Rap, stay safe & STAY @ HOME, PC Mcginley your an absolute legend 👏👏👏 pic.twitter.com/EZ47tzIqps— Ajit Singh Atwal (@AtwalAjit) April 5, 2020
― soref, Monday, 6 April 2020 12:47 (four years ago) link
driven inside by the cringe
― ymo sumac (NickB), Monday, 6 April 2020 12:47 (four years ago) link
i can't click that video it will kill me
― Kier today, Dom tomorrow (Noodle Vague), Monday, 6 April 2020 12:49 (four years ago) link
just looking at those beans again, there's 8 sausages in a tin so that's more than one tin on the plate, wtf is wrong with people?
― Kier today, Dom tomorrow (Noodle Vague), Monday, 6 April 2020 12:50 (four years ago) link
bloke just called 5live and genuinely said the army should be on the streets and should shoot people "not kill them, just shoot them in the hand or foot" for a variety of offences incl "disrespecting the Queen", "running around sunbathing" and my favourite, "being outrageous".— the Devil has many bollocks, my friend (@LeonardEctric1) April 6, 2020
― Non, je ned raggette rien (onimo), Monday, 6 April 2020 20:19 (four years ago) link
fuck, those are my three favourite things
― bam! Free bees! (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 6 April 2020 20:20 (four years ago) link
Bad news for Showbiz Kids
― Kier today, Dom tomorrow (Noodle Vague), Monday, 6 April 2020 20:22 (four years ago) link
just looking at those beans again, there's 8 sausages in a tin so that's more than one tin on the plate, wtf is wrong with people?― Kier today, Dom tomorrow (Noodle Vague), Monday, April 6, 2020 1:50 PM (seven hours ago) bookmarkflaglink
― Kier today, Dom tomorrow (Noodle Vague), Monday, April 6, 2020 1:50 PM (seven hours ago) bookmarkflaglink
I reckon it's two tins with sausages and two without, I take no pleasure in reporting this.
― Wuhan!! Got You All in Check (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Monday, 6 April 2020 20:27 (four years ago) link
irl lool bg
― donald failson (sic), Monday, 6 April 2020 20:49 (four years ago) link
xpthere is still too much sauce on the plate to support that theory!
― calzino, Monday, 6 April 2020 20:51 (four years ago) link
You know how you need to heat the beans for a while so the sauce reduces? his nan hasn't done that.
― Wuhan!! Got You All in Check (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Monday, 6 April 2020 21:03 (four years ago) link