Say something nice about another ILXor

I want to give shouts out to

Karl Malone
Old Lunch
mh
bizarro guzarra
pomenitul
Alfred
Tombot
Yerac
Big Hoos

For bein gr8 posters

Everyone else is great too tho.

Except.....

hi!

Xpost

Except Alex Jones who has been lurking for YEARS

Neanderthal, I will see your list and raise you a you but I feel duty-bound to point out that you have a nasty Old Lunch plastered on the back of your cards, and here's a clorox wipe if you'd like to get rid of it and enjoy an untainted royal flush of ILX posters.

return shout out to neanderthal, who has been on all the joe biden mailing lists for longer than anyone else i know

but for the lols!

<3 Neanderthal, and I'm with you, re: that list. Except for 'bizarro guzarra', no idea who that guzzler is.

i always feel super weird bumping this thread cuz i have a habit of being so off-putting on here but...

simon h. is a shining star

map you're not off-putting!

and otm, <3 simon

critical support for comrade simon, one of the good ones imo

also thx neanderthal, luv u boo

simon is good

https://m.media-amazon.com/images/M/MV5BNTMyZDdiMzUtZjcxNS00Mjc3LTljY2UtYjI4YmY5NzJlYjc1XkEyXkFqcGdeQXVyMTA5OTkwNTc@._V1_.jpg

awwww thx boos <3

i’m very pro simon

oh that's good cause I am solidly pro-brad!!!!

Alfred and Brad are both solid posters that I enjoy tremendously.

I'd kiss you all but #socialdistancing

the fact that dmac is so beloved here despite some centristy sentiments is a testament to his charm. i always look for his posts (that are not about football or ireland)

(in b4 dmac charmingly objects that i'm missing his best work)

ur loss

'centristy'

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ur

Every woman who still posts here, AFAB or not, helps me be a better person. I tried to make a list of notables but it got long, and then I realized I would inevitably leave someone out or far worse, deadname somebody by accident.

I also recognize that “help tombot be a better person” is probably as far as possible from the real reason anybody still posts here, just pointing out a side effect that I personally appreciate.

El Tomboto is man enough to be helped by a woman who posts on the internet

you're a fuckin burrito my g

you're a fuckin bison my nae nae

noble creature etc etc

you guys would make a delicious child

I can’t tell if burrito generation is being snarky at me or not. I’ve had a couple tonight, feel like I never contribute to this thread, just trying to be a sincere doofus on a messageboard as I muddle my way through this meaningless existence

I was ftr

bison chili is good, I just made a batch a week ago. Might be all I eat for dinner for a while!

unless you can get some very online women (VOWs) to come over and help you chow down on that chili batch mmm

yeah girl you can eat this here bowl's diminutive chili amount, but I, the man, will eat this MUCH LARGER AMOUNT mmm yeah

I’m glad my post turned this thread into another place for people to flame each other. Seems utterly predictable in retrospect tbf.

all hate is threadbanned from here

it seems like people with grievances about gender-based chili bowl size disparities should really start a dedicated thread for those

over here wondering if somebody deadnamed chili

I can just share the latest recipe with everyone and they can pick their own serving sizes. If I can say one nice thing about every ilxor it’s that they’ve earned the right to my carefully tuned chili recipe

Tombot tbrr I thought u were a dick way back in the day but now I think u r a cool + smart guy and I'm glad ur here and I think it is beautiful how people and their opinions of other people can change and grow if we allow it to be so, namaste

Maybe over the quarantine I can go back to working on the vegetarian version some more, too

I told Tombot to suck my dick once in a heated thread but i fought with everyone in 07

Tombot is good ppl

I attempt. I’m generally a lucky schmuck with anger issues

our own maron

Can we just go back to my post and stop making this about me

sure. You do the thing? Who are your guys? Flag the post!

Wait who are your guys?

the guys I’m talking about are all women

I have zero guys, I banned all my guys in 2008 I think