i always feel super weird bumping this thread cuz i have a habit of being so off-putting on here but...
simon h. is a shining star
― i am a horse girl (map), Friday, 13 March 2020 17:24 (four years ago) link
map you're not off-putting!
and otm, <3 simon
― Karl Malone, Friday, 13 March 2020 17:46 (four years ago) link
critical support for comrade simon, one of the good ones imo
― shosple colupis (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 13 March 2020 17:47 (four years ago) link
also thx neanderthal, luv u boo
simon is good
― gbx, Friday, 13 March 2020 17:49 (four years ago) link
https://m.media-amazon.com/images/M/MV5BNTMyZDdiMzUtZjcxNS00Mjc3LTljY2UtYjI4YmY5NzJlYjc1XkEyXkFqcGdeQXVyMTA5OTkwNTc@._V1_.jpg
― nephs and nieces spread diseases (wins), Friday, 13 March 2020 18:00 (four years ago) link
awwww thx boos <3
― bold caucasian eroticism (Simon H.), Friday, 13 March 2020 18:03 (four years ago) link
i’m very pro simon
― mellon collie and the infinite bradness (BradNelson), Friday, 13 March 2020 18:10 (four years ago) link
oh that's good cause I am solidly pro-brad!!!!
― bold caucasian eroticism (Simon H.), Friday, 13 March 2020 18:19 (four years ago) link
Alfred and Brad are both solid posters that I enjoy tremendously.
― soaring skrrrtpeggios (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Friday, 13 March 2020 18:29 (four years ago) link
I'd kiss you all but #socialdistancing
― TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 13 March 2020 18:33 (four years ago) link
the fact that dmac is so beloved here despite some centristy sentiments is a testament to his charm. i always look for his posts (that are not about football or ireland)
― i will FP you and your entire family (rip van wanko), Saturday, 14 March 2020 01:38 (four years ago) link
(in b4 dmac charmingly objects that i'm missing his best work)
― i will FP you and your entire family (rip van wanko), Saturday, 14 March 2020 02:07 (four years ago) link
ur loss
― BSC Joan Baez (darraghmac), Saturday, 14 March 2020 02:13 (four years ago) link
'centristy'
― mookieproof, Saturday, 14 March 2020 02:58 (four years ago) link
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ur
― Lipstick Traces (on a Cigarette Alone) (James Redd and the Blecchs), Saturday, 14 March 2020 03:06 (four years ago) link
Every woman who still posts here, AFAB or not, helps me be a better person. I tried to make a list of notables but it got long, and then I realized I would inevitably leave someone out or far worse, deadname somebody by accident. I also recognize that “help tombot be a better person” is probably as far as possible from the real reason anybody still posts here, just pointing out a side effect that I personally appreciate.
― El Tomboto, Saturday, 14 March 2020 03:39 (four years ago) link
El Tomboto is man enough to be helped by a woman who posts on the internet
― the burrito that defined a generation, Saturday, 14 March 2020 03:45 (four years ago) link
you're a fuckin burrito my g
― majority whip, majority nae nae (m bison), Saturday, 14 March 2020 03:52 (four years ago) link
you're a fuckin bison my nae nae
― the burrito that defined a generation, Saturday, 14 March 2020 03:55 (four years ago) link
noble creature etc etc
― majority whip, majority nae nae (m bison), Saturday, 14 March 2020 03:56 (four years ago) link
you guys would make a delicious child
― i will FP you and your entire family (rip van wanko), Saturday, 14 March 2020 03:57 (four years ago) link
I can’t tell if burrito generation is being snarky at me or not. I’ve had a couple tonight, feel like I never contribute to this thread, just trying to be a sincere doofus on a messageboard as I muddle my way through this meaningless existence
― El Tomboto, Saturday, 14 March 2020 04:01 (four years ago) link
I was ftr
― the burrito that defined a generation, Saturday, 14 March 2020 04:02 (four years ago) link
bison chili is good, I just made a batch a week ago. Might be all I eat for dinner for a while!
― El Tomboto, Saturday, 14 March 2020 04:03 (four years ago) link
unless you can get some very online women (VOWs) to come over and help you chow down on that chili batch mmm
― the burrito that defined a generation, Saturday, 14 March 2020 04:05 (four years ago) link
yeah girl you can eat this here bowl's diminutive chili amount, but I, the man, will eat this MUCH LARGER AMOUNT mmm yeah
― the burrito that defined a generation, Saturday, 14 March 2020 04:07 (four years ago) link
I’m glad my post turned this thread into another place for people to flame each other. Seems utterly predictable in retrospect tbf.
― El Tomboto, Saturday, 14 March 2020 04:10 (four years ago) link
all hate is threadbanned from here
― sorry for butt rockin (Neanderthal), Saturday, 14 March 2020 04:10 (four years ago) link
it seems like people with grievances about gender-based chili bowl size disparities should really start a dedicated thread for those
― j., Saturday, 14 March 2020 04:13 (four years ago) link
over here wondering if somebody deadnamed chili
― i will FP you and your entire family (rip van wanko), Saturday, 14 March 2020 04:17 (four years ago) link
I can just share the latest recipe with everyone and they can pick their own serving sizes. If I can say one nice thing about every ilxor it’s that they’ve earned the right to my carefully tuned chili recipe
― El Tomboto, Saturday, 14 March 2020 04:19 (four years ago) link
Tombot tbrr I thought u were a dick way back in the day but now I think u r a cool + smart guy and I'm glad ur here and I think it is beautiful how people and their opinions of other people can change and grow if we allow it to be so, namaste
― Unparalleled Elegance (Old Lunch), Saturday, 14 March 2020 04:20 (four years ago) link
Maybe over the quarantine I can go back to working on the vegetarian version some more, too
― El Tomboto, Saturday, 14 March 2020 04:22 (four years ago) link
I told Tombot to suck my dick once in a heated thread but i fought with everyone in 07
― sorry for butt rockin (Neanderthal), Saturday, 14 March 2020 05:01 (four years ago) link
Tombot is good ppl
I attempt. I’m generally a lucky schmuck with anger issues
― El Tomboto, Saturday, 14 March 2020 05:05 (four years ago) link
our own maron
― latin hypercube in shitspace (Sufjan Grafton), Saturday, 14 March 2020 05:09 (four years ago) link
Can we just go back to my post and stop making this about me
― El Tomboto, Saturday, 14 March 2020 05:13 (four years ago) link
sure. You do the thing? Who are your guys? Flag the post!
― latin hypercube in shitspace (Sufjan Grafton), Saturday, 14 March 2020 05:14 (four years ago) link
Wait who are your guys?
― silby, Saturday, 14 March 2020 05:19 (four years ago) link
the guys I’m talking about are all women
― El Tomboto, Saturday, 14 March 2020 05:20 (four years ago) link
I have zero guys, I banned all my guys in 2008 I think
i feed my hungry guys bison burritos
― i will FP you and your entire family (rip van wanko), Saturday, 14 March 2020 05:52 (four years ago) link
no sarcasm response, thank you tombot! i try not to be sensitive or jealous or solicit praise but i'm gonna be totally honest, i've sort of been lurking on this thread a while just in case somebody is motivated to say something nice about me, so i'm glad you did!
― Kate (rushomancy), Saturday, 14 March 2020 08:37 (four years ago) link
tombot is underrating himself itt, others are also underrating tombot itt
― BSC Joan Baez (darraghmac), Saturday, 14 March 2020 09:28 (four years ago) link
^^^^ on this. Really happy that Tombot is back around these parts.
― Elvis Telecom, Saturday, 14 March 2020 09:47 (four years ago) link
can't believe i missed the chili talk
― ooga booga-ing for the bourgeoisie (voodoo chili), Saturday, 14 March 2020 13:04 (four years ago) link
Fave posters whose posts I always pay attention to, think are smart kind and funny:VegemitegirlA passing space cadetSarahellKarl MaloneNoodle vagueSilbySimon hYeracOld lunchBizarroMookieDmac Enbb MapNeanderthal WinsJ.Rushomancy Elvis telecomEstela, obviously
Lots more but it’s 3.30am so
When I first joined ilx 13 yrs ago it was exactly the same time I really started using the internet - I’d literally only used it to check my email once a year. But I got my first computer and dived right in. Not even sure how I found this place. Anyway, I was extremely immature, knew nothing about being *online* in terms of community, was going through a v difficult patch where I wasn’t sleeping or eating on any kind of regular basis, posted a lot without thinking (I hit delete way more often than I hit publish these days). But ilx was generally pretty forgiving of my idiocy and I made some great friends here (still surprises me that anyone wanted to befriend 2007 me), met a bunch of you in person, and ilx has definitely made me a smarter person (although I still feel like I’m the dumbest person on any thread I post to). The last few years my depression-thread buddies have been a particularly amazing source of support.
― just1n3, Sunday, 15 March 2020 10:40 (four years ago) link
Ugh how did I forget harbl<3 harbl
― just1n3, Sunday, 15 March 2020 10:41 (four years ago) link