(in b4 dmac charmingly objects that i'm missing his best work)
― i will FP you and your entire family (rip van wanko), Saturday, 14 March 2020 02:07 (four years ago) link
ur loss
― BSC Joan Baez (darraghmac), Saturday, 14 March 2020 02:13 (four years ago) link
'centristy'
― mookieproof, Saturday, 14 March 2020 02:58 (four years ago) link
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ur
― Lipstick Traces (on a Cigarette Alone) (James Redd and the Blecchs), Saturday, 14 March 2020 03:06 (four years ago) link
Every woman who still posts here, AFAB or not, helps me be a better person. I tried to make a list of notables but it got long, and then I realized I would inevitably leave someone out or far worse, deadname somebody by accident. I also recognize that “help tombot be a better person” is probably as far as possible from the real reason anybody still posts here, just pointing out a side effect that I personally appreciate.
― El Tomboto, Saturday, 14 March 2020 03:39 (four years ago) link
El Tomboto is man enough to be helped by a woman who posts on the internet
― the burrito that defined a generation, Saturday, 14 March 2020 03:45 (four years ago) link
you're a fuckin burrito my g
― majority whip, majority nae nae (m bison), Saturday, 14 March 2020 03:52 (four years ago) link
you're a fuckin bison my nae nae
― the burrito that defined a generation, Saturday, 14 March 2020 03:55 (four years ago) link
noble creature etc etc
― majority whip, majority nae nae (m bison), Saturday, 14 March 2020 03:56 (four years ago) link
you guys would make a delicious child
― i will FP you and your entire family (rip van wanko), Saturday, 14 March 2020 03:57 (four years ago) link
I can’t tell if burrito generation is being snarky at me or not. I’ve had a couple tonight, feel like I never contribute to this thread, just trying to be a sincere doofus on a messageboard as I muddle my way through this meaningless existence
― El Tomboto, Saturday, 14 March 2020 04:01 (four years ago) link
I was ftr
― the burrito that defined a generation, Saturday, 14 March 2020 04:02 (four years ago) link
bison chili is good, I just made a batch a week ago. Might be all I eat for dinner for a while!
― El Tomboto, Saturday, 14 March 2020 04:03 (four years ago) link
unless you can get some very online women (VOWs) to come over and help you chow down on that chili batch mmm
― the burrito that defined a generation, Saturday, 14 March 2020 04:05 (four years ago) link
yeah girl you can eat this here bowl's diminutive chili amount, but I, the man, will eat this MUCH LARGER AMOUNT mmm yeah
― the burrito that defined a generation, Saturday, 14 March 2020 04:07 (four years ago) link
I’m glad my post turned this thread into another place for people to flame each other. Seems utterly predictable in retrospect tbf.
― El Tomboto, Saturday, 14 March 2020 04:10 (four years ago) link
all hate is threadbanned from here
― sorry for butt rockin (Neanderthal), Saturday, 14 March 2020 04:10 (four years ago) link
it seems like people with grievances about gender-based chili bowl size disparities should really start a dedicated thread for those
― j., Saturday, 14 March 2020 04:13 (four years ago) link
over here wondering if somebody deadnamed chili
― i will FP you and your entire family (rip van wanko), Saturday, 14 March 2020 04:17 (four years ago) link
I can just share the latest recipe with everyone and they can pick their own serving sizes. If I can say one nice thing about every ilxor it’s that they’ve earned the right to my carefully tuned chili recipe
― El Tomboto, Saturday, 14 March 2020 04:19 (four years ago) link
Tombot tbrr I thought u were a dick way back in the day but now I think u r a cool + smart guy and I'm glad ur here and I think it is beautiful how people and their opinions of other people can change and grow if we allow it to be so, namaste
― Unparalleled Elegance (Old Lunch), Saturday, 14 March 2020 04:20 (four years ago) link
Maybe over the quarantine I can go back to working on the vegetarian version some more, too
― El Tomboto, Saturday, 14 March 2020 04:22 (four years ago) link
I told Tombot to suck my dick once in a heated thread but i fought with everyone in 07
― sorry for butt rockin (Neanderthal), Saturday, 14 March 2020 05:01 (four years ago) link
Tombot is good ppl
I attempt. I’m generally a lucky schmuck with anger issues
― El Tomboto, Saturday, 14 March 2020 05:05 (four years ago) link
our own maron
― latin hypercube in shitspace (Sufjan Grafton), Saturday, 14 March 2020 05:09 (four years ago) link
Can we just go back to my post and stop making this about me
― El Tomboto, Saturday, 14 March 2020 05:13 (four years ago) link
sure. You do the thing? Who are your guys? Flag the post!
― latin hypercube in shitspace (Sufjan Grafton), Saturday, 14 March 2020 05:14 (four years ago) link
Wait who are your guys?
― silby, Saturday, 14 March 2020 05:19 (four years ago) link
the guys I’m talking about are all women
― El Tomboto, Saturday, 14 March 2020 05:20 (four years ago) link
I have zero guys, I banned all my guys in 2008 I think
i feed my hungry guys bison burritos
― i will FP you and your entire family (rip van wanko), Saturday, 14 March 2020 05:52 (four years ago) link
no sarcasm response, thank you tombot! i try not to be sensitive or jealous or solicit praise but i'm gonna be totally honest, i've sort of been lurking on this thread a while just in case somebody is motivated to say something nice about me, so i'm glad you did!
― Kate (rushomancy), Saturday, 14 March 2020 08:37 (four years ago) link
tombot is underrating himself itt, others are also underrating tombot itt
― BSC Joan Baez (darraghmac), Saturday, 14 March 2020 09:28 (four years ago) link
^^^^ on this. Really happy that Tombot is back around these parts.
― Elvis Telecom, Saturday, 14 March 2020 09:47 (four years ago) link
can't believe i missed the chili talk
― ooga booga-ing for the bourgeoisie (voodoo chili), Saturday, 14 March 2020 13:04 (four years ago) link
Fave posters whose posts I always pay attention to, think are smart kind and funny:VegemitegirlA passing space cadetSarahellKarl MaloneNoodle vagueSilbySimon hYeracOld lunchBizarroMookieDmac Enbb MapNeanderthal WinsJ.Rushomancy Elvis telecomEstela, obviously
Lots more but it’s 3.30am so
When I first joined ilx 13 yrs ago it was exactly the same time I really started using the internet - I’d literally only used it to check my email once a year. But I got my first computer and dived right in. Not even sure how I found this place. Anyway, I was extremely immature, knew nothing about being *online* in terms of community, was going through a v difficult patch where I wasn’t sleeping or eating on any kind of regular basis, posted a lot without thinking (I hit delete way more often than I hit publish these days). But ilx was generally pretty forgiving of my idiocy and I made some great friends here (still surprises me that anyone wanted to befriend 2007 me), met a bunch of you in person, and ilx has definitely made me a smarter person (although I still feel like I’m the dumbest person on any thread I post to). The last few years my depression-thread buddies have been a particularly amazing source of support.
― just1n3, Sunday, 15 March 2020 10:40 (four years ago) link
Ugh how did I forget harbl<3 harbl
― just1n3, Sunday, 15 March 2020 10:41 (four years ago) link
<3 wish u posted more obv
― BSC Joan Baez (darraghmac), Sunday, 15 March 2020 10:45 (four years ago) link
well i tend to shy away from these threads because i don't have a memory for names and because i have gotten a lot out of the posts of most people here, but i do want to specifically say that two people here, reading about their experiences really helped me a lot when i was in a difficult place - big ups to Eliza D. and Branwell.
― Kate (rushomancy), Sunday, 15 March 2020 13:58 (four years ago) link
<3 justin3
― sorry for butt rockin (Neanderthal), Sunday, 15 March 2020 14:31 (four years ago) link
Eliza D. = high-quality human
― love will keep us apart (Ye Mad Puffin), Sunday, 15 March 2020 14:58 (four years ago) link
Agree
― sorry for butt rockin (Neanderthal), Sunday, 15 March 2020 15:21 (four years ago) link
a general shout out to everyone who makes this one of the sanest places on these here intertubes \m/
― reggie (qualmsley), Sunday, 15 March 2020 15:45 (four years ago) link
Seconded. I arrived here during one form of self-quarantine, viz. post-natal care, will be checking in periodically during this other one, I guess.
― Lipstick Traces (on a Cigarette Alone) (James Redd and the Blecchs), Sunday, 15 March 2020 15:50 (four years ago) link
Just hoping I enjoy hanging with you during these seeming end times as much as I enjoyed the begin times.
― Lipstick Traces (on a Cigarette Alone) (James Redd and the Blecchs), Monday, 16 March 2020 17:05 (four years ago) link
Honoured to be in just1n3’s list, also meant to say
I also enjoy his(?) posts, probably the poster I agree with most (besides wins, lol).
― felt jute gyte delete later (wins), Monday, 16 March 2020 22:45 (four years ago) link
<3
― whistling (brownie), Tuesday, 17 March 2020 00:58 (four years ago) link
just1n3 your ilx origin story is so great! i also started full time ilx duty around that time, also under somewhat lone internet wolf circumstances. sometimes you're just driftin' on the internet, and then you come along a messageboard and make a post, see what happens. i like that we've been in the same internet town for 13 years! honestly, i think the fact that i haven't shaved since i started feeling weird about 'coronavirus' is giving me this drifter mentality. it's hard to say what ilx was like in 2007, but it wasn't the wild west.
i'm high as hell, sorry. <3 you just1n3!
tomboto did something incredibly thoughtful and caring for me a couple years ago, as a surprise during some really dark days for me. i haven't had too many irl tears in general the last several years (which is weird because i used to cry at everything. i guess now that i'm a longtime ilx "drifter", some emotional states have gummed up the works, so to speak), but what he did was no nice, and i felt so undeserving at the time (feeling better now!), it was just...something else. anyway, he was already an all-timer before that but now i'm like robert redford/zack galafanakis nodding and giving the thumbs up in that one clip, in his direction, all the time. *tumbleweed and dust*
― Karl Malone, Tuesday, 17 March 2020 03:40 (four years ago) link
It’s like we went through all of school together*hi-fives*Some day you me and Jordan (my Jordan) will hang out and it’ll be great
― just1n3, Tuesday, 17 March 2020 05:28 (four years ago) link