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three weeks pass...
Gay Ottawa couple from The Amazing Race to exchange vows Wednesday
OTTAWA (CP) — A gay Ottawa couple from the hit reality TV show The Amazing Race plan to exchange wedding vows Wednesday morning before about 400 guests.
Lynn Warren and Alex Ali picked up their marriage licence at City Hall on Tuesday, then headed over to a jeweller to pick out their wedding bands — platinum rings accented by small diamonds.
The rings, valued at more than $5,000 and donated by Jubilee Fine Jewellers, are to be engraved with “Love Lynn” on one, “Love Alex” on the other, and “Amazing” on both.
Confirmed guests for the wedding include Race winners Joyce and Uchenna Agu, and fellow contestants Gretchen Smith, Bianca Smith and Debbie Cloyd, and mother-and-son team Patrick and Susan Vaughn.
(Ottawa Sun)

Huk-L, Wednesday, 1 June 2005 17:04 (nineteen years ago) link

three months pass...
September 27. Family Edition. Be There or be square. Yes, I am pitiful. And yet, I have a lot to live for.

scott seward (scott seward), Saturday, 24 September 2005 01:23 (eighteen years ago) link

OMG hahah "The Black Family" has almost made watching stupid little kids worth it.

Leeeeeeeee (Leee), Wednesday, 28 September 2005 03:21 (eighteen years ago) link

Our TV wasn't working!

Maria :D (Maria D.), Wednesday, 28 September 2005 03:22 (eighteen years ago) link

shit is racialist! the only ethnic family is a black family NAMED the black family. it was really fucked up when everyone refered to them as the blacks. "they are right behind us! WE NEED TO BEAT THE BLACKS"


and then at the end the dude [who i like] was all "Black people, im sorry you are the last team to arrive. go to the back of the bus"


that is fucked up.

CUT MY LIFE INTO PIZZAS ;_; (Adrian Langston), Wednesday, 28 September 2005 04:10 (eighteen years ago) link

I don't get how the family who ditched their runaway buggy didn't get disqualified. If they could just leave it and run back to the checkpoint, why couldn't the other families who were struggling with their buggy?

milozauckerman (miloaukerman), Wednesday, 28 September 2005 04:12 (eighteen years ago) link

The Blacks were the only ethnic family? What about the paisans?

Milo -- are you talking about the widow's family? They ditched the buggy and then went to the other half of the detour.

What I'm more surprised at is the Paolos not being penalized for forgetting their clue, which happened bunches of times in the past.

Leeeeeeeee (Leee), Wednesday, 28 September 2005 05:04 (eighteen years ago) link

This episode sorta sucked ... I'm not sold on the family concept at all, although hopefully all the teams with young kids will be gone soon. As for that crazy mom who is already losing her mind, if she's acting that way after travelling just 100 miles, imagine what she'll be like once they actually fly somewhere and experience real stress.

MindInRewind (Barry Bruner), Wednesday, 28 September 2005 05:48 (eighteen years ago) link

Come on, it wasn't as horrible as some people made it out to be. The little girl is impressive, not just her 7 minute mile, but her exchange with her twunt of a brother.

Bro: Sorry I didn't contribute.
Sis: Get used to it, dork.

Damn, she's cooler than me.

But yes, all the kids need to go.

Leeeeeeeee (Leee), Wednesday, 28 September 2005 06:02 (eighteen years ago) link

That Billy kid, (henceforth "Billy, that kid") I want to strangle.

The New Jersey mom has got to go. You can tell she's a bitch to her kids all the time.. and then the one kid who's constantly mouthing off is made out to be a disrespectful kid because he hurt her feelings and made her cry. Where do you think he learned to be such an asshole, you piece of shit?

I wondered how many production meetings they had trying to figure out how to get around saying things like "Black family, you're the last to arrive." Not enough, obv.

when something smacks of something (dave225.3), Wednesday, 28 September 2005 10:44 (eighteen years ago) link

Now I'm glad I didn't watch this.

O'so Krispie (Ex Leon), Wednesday, 28 September 2005 11:49 (eighteen years ago) link

I recognize that the younger son of the Black family was the youngest person in the race but that's still no excuse for pitching a hissy fit because YOU ALMOST FELL IN FOUR INCHES OF WATER OMG. Look up "balls" in the dictionary, kid.

The Ghost of Black Elegance (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 28 September 2005 12:06 (eighteen years ago) link

(Conversely, I love that little girl! She kicks ass.)

The Ghost of Black Elegance (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 28 September 2005 12:07 (eighteen years ago) link

Kevin and Drew cameo! Hellosies! Only the jerky kid from the Paolo family recognized them and for that I kinda like'em. The little boy that was singing "She'll be comin' round the mountain" as his family passed the bro/sis team was hilarious. (His sister rules also. I think they'll last a little while. They did come in number 2/3.) Equally if not more hilarious, was when the black family did their "go black family!" cheer. OMG.

rocknrolldetox (rocknrolldetox), Wednesday, 28 September 2005 15:40 (eighteen years ago) link

"It doesn't hurt that I'm cute!" - bitch-ass African-American child whose family were the first ones cut from the show in a pre-race interview that filled me with rage.

Every team that drove through the city as opposed to going up 9A deserved to get booted IMO.

The Ghost of Black Elegance (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 28 September 2005 15:59 (eighteen years ago) link

I finally got around to watching the torrent last night, and I will say I had a spaz moment when the dad with goth daughter and son and wife were looking for a parking spot, and he said something jovial about "Too bad none of you are handicapped. Goth daughter, cut off your legs." Also, the widow's family are going to drive me nuts with their constant praying.

jocelyn (Jocelyn), Friday, 30 September 2005 19:05 (eighteen years ago) link

two weeks pass...
God this season is dull.

jocelyn (Jocelyn), Friday, 14 October 2005 20:53 (eighteen years ago) link

this is the first season of the amazing race that i have ever missed. ever.

scott seward (scott seward), Friday, 14 October 2005 21:02 (eighteen years ago) link

on the other hand, survivor is getting pretty good this season!

scott seward (scott seward), Friday, 14 October 2005 21:03 (eighteen years ago) link

Why is it dull? No worse than last season, which I thought was unremarkable. And don't say because of the lack of exotic locales.

Leeeeeeeeee (Leee), Friday, 14 October 2005 21:17 (eighteen years ago) link

so are they EVER leaving the US??

allyson (schmanktenputchka), Saturday, 15 October 2005 00:38 (eighteen years ago) link

i couldn't get down with the family thing. i'm sorry. i started this thread but i just can't watch it this seaz.

s1ocki (slutsky), Saturday, 15 October 2005 00:40 (eighteen years ago) link

I love this thread, slocki, i'm so glad you started it. i felt bad for a minute that i wasn't watching, but they shouldn't have fucked with the formula. i'll bet their ratings go down. i never missed an episode and i just had no desire to watch kids running around. i don't know why. and yeah, it's a race around the world!!! they shouldn't mess with me like this. it will give me a breather until the next one. they are on a pretty relentless pace with the series.

scott seward (scott seward), Saturday, 15 October 2005 02:26 (eighteen years ago) link

there really aren't that many little kids... at this point there are only two little kids. what ruins it is the fact that they're still in the US... i don't need to see the amazing alabama. there's a family where the dad was killed in an auto racing accident and next week they're going to a racetrack. could be ok. but mostly, this season is the lame.

bored now (schmanktenputchka), Saturday, 15 October 2005 03:28 (eighteen years ago) link

the potentially unhinged grieving family is the only mildly interesting thing (since the Black family) but even that's not exactly a lotta laffs.

Fritz Wollner (Fritz), Saturday, 15 October 2005 04:23 (eighteen years ago) link

so it's only in the us?? and with families?? that is so less exciting for me!

let's hope they learn from this terrible mistake.

s1ocki (slutsky), Saturday, 15 October 2005 04:47 (eighteen years ago) link

The unhinged grieving family is like a gigantic Santa sack full of laughs! When the mother and daughter were dancing around that parking lot shrieking "I'M SO HAPPY! I'M SO HAPPY! I'M DANCING! WOO!" I began to believe that there truly is a God and he hates those pious freakshows as much as I do.

The Ghost of Black Elegance (Dan Perry), Saturday, 15 October 2005 14:54 (eighteen years ago) link

two weeks pass...
I lament that those who've stopped watching missed perhaps the greatest line in the history of people.

The G0dl3wski sisters had to beg because they were stripped off all their money. They go up to one guy in Panama City, who tells them, "I don't have any money. I only have... love."

Leeeeeeeeeee (Leee), Wednesday, 2 November 2005 05:29 (eighteen years ago) link

three weeks pass...
Were it possible to the audience vote for a team to have explosives shoved down their hateful, hypocritical Christian throats and detonated live in a primetime special, I think the Weavers would win running away.

Baked Bean Teeth (Baked Bean Teeth), Wednesday, 23 November 2005 02:23 (eighteen years ago) link

See? Family Edition doesn't suck!

Keep the juices flowing by jangling around gentleee as you move (Leee), Wednesday, 23 November 2005 03:51 (eighteen years ago) link

The unhinged greiving Christians have become perhaps the best Amazing Race villains ever.

The fatherless family wrapped in insularity, jingoism, fear & self-righteousness, a faith that makes them special and everyone else contemptible... it's all there with a twist of old-fashioned socially maladjusted weirdo-ism. They are America.

They're also a nice switch from the typical bad-guy couple: borderline abusive steroid-rage dude w/ boob-job doormat girlfriend - of course wife-beaters are easy to hate - but getting the audience to hate unhinged grieving Christians, now that's an accomplishment. Hats off, Brookheimer, hats off.

The other thing that's great about the unhinged grieving Christians is that they're still alive in the game despite having NO apparent ability or common sense. It's almost like God is on their side, but what God would want such hateful minions? could it be... SATAN?

Fritz Wollner (Fritz), Wednesday, 23 November 2005 15:00 (eighteen years ago) link

God (or "God") helped out those Christian models for a while, but then he stopped.

Even my wife isn't watching this season, and she loves the show. Not traveling around the globe is also not terribly amazing. This is more like "Cannonball Run," with no wacky hijinks or uniforms. Or Burt Reynolds. That's what they should have done: thrown in the "Jackass" dudes and one of the "Cannonball Run" teams along with the families. Instant TV gold!

Josh in Chicago (Josh in Chicago), Wednesday, 23 November 2005 15:37 (eighteen years ago) link

(btw, how has "Survivor" thus far managed to avoid a cross-island game of capture the flag? That'd be pretty cool.)

Josh in Chicago (Josh in Chicago), Wednesday, 23 November 2005 15:38 (eighteen years ago) link

Riddle me this: doesn't a the non-elimination after a Yield defeat the purpose of a Yield?

Keep the juices flowing by jangling around gentleee as you move (Leee), Wednesday, 23 November 2005 17:59 (eighteen years ago) link

Yes! I'm so glad I'm not watching, everything I've heard about this season sounds so sick and wrong.

Lars and Jagger (Ex Leon), Wednesday, 23 November 2005 18:07 (eighteen years ago) link

Riddle me this: doesn't a the non-elimination after a Yield defeat the purpose of a Yield?

For whatever reason, finishing last in a non-elimination leg hasn't been much of an impediment in the last couple of seasons (much less so than it's intended to be).

It was obvious that the Weavers weren't getting eliminated because they kept showing all the other teams gloating about it.

This season kinda blows. It couldn't be saved even if the Bransen daughters stopped by my house for a foresome. Yes, I know that they all look just like their dad, and no, I don't really care.

MindInRewind (Barry Bruner), Wednesday, 23 November 2005 18:21 (eighteen years ago) link

You want to play golf with them?

Dan (Balls In The Fairway) Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 23 November 2005 18:46 (eighteen years ago) link

How does this season blow? Isn't the emphasis of TAR the social dynamics over the locales?

Keep the juices flowing by jangling around gentleee as you move (Leee), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 04:47 (eighteen years ago) link

HAHA, just noticed my spelling error :)

MindInRewind (Barry Bruner), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 05:04 (eighteen years ago) link

Lee -- it's both. However, I think they're failing miserably on the "race" aspect of it (too US-centric, challenges are too easy), and "Linz family" != "ratings". Too many drab families!

MindInRewind (Barry Bruner), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 05:09 (eighteen years ago) link

It is entertaining that self-proclaimed Christians the Weaver family are giving Johnathon an Victoria a serious challenge for Most Loathesome Individuals To Ever Appear On A CBS Reality Show.

Dan (And So On) Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 05:18 (eighteen years ago) link

They're not in Jonathan's league as far as detestibility goes. They're basically decent people with a penchant for moral smugness. Jonathan was a monster who verbally abused his wife 24/7 and constantly seemed on the verge of snapping and biting off her head at any moment.

And how quickly you forget KKKendra from the same season!

MindInRewind (Barry Bruner), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 05:27 (eighteen years ago) link

biting off her head at any moment

I meant that literally. Like with his teeth.

MindInRewind (Barry Bruner), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 05:28 (eighteen years ago) link

They're basically decent people with a penchant for moral smugness.

Oh, this is not even remotely true. The Weavers are on a serious "we are innately superior to everyone around us, ergo things like basic common decency are just beneath us" trip.

KKKendra was awful but even she had the ability to be nice to others from time to time despite her loathesome qualities; the Weavers think it's okay to:

- denigrate someone solely for being a garbageman;
- denigrate people who are being nice to them because they have fake breasts;
- throw trash at out of their car at other cars;
- shout and scream all throughout an overnight bus ride;
- rebuff every friendly or polite overture with sneering contempt;
- basically treat anyone who isn't in their family or in a position to give them prizes like dogshit.

Not even Jonathon was as uniformly and consistently awful and he was literally the end of the world. The Weavers are absolutely worthless human beings who basically represent every single thing detestable and undesirable about American culture; give me the Paolos and their virtually unwatchable bickering any day over their pious self-involved bullshit because, at the end of the day, the Paulos recognize that they're wrong and dysfunctional and each of them saw things that really impressed them and gave them greater respect for their family members during the trip, showing that they are capable of learning how to break out of their destructive behavior patterns. The Weavers, meanwhile, are perfectly happy to wallow in smug, insufferable ignorance and deserve nothing but ridicule shunning for the rest of their days.

Dan (PS: I Hate Them So Much) Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 05:42 (eighteen years ago) link

I think you've overstated their behaviour with the last two points in your list. The first four are obv. true, which makes them very rude people. I'm sure the Paolo boys endured lots of teasing when they were kids because their dad was (is) a garbage man. Kids are supposed to grow out of that kind of behaviour, but the immature Weaver teens haven't. The mom raised three spoiled kids and taught them to hide behind a veneer of being "good Christians". In their suburban microbubble I'm sure they live very happy lives with their like-minded friends. I think they're a more "typical" family than you have implied, although maybe that was exactly your point when you wrote that they "represent every single thing detestable and undesirable about American culture."

Jonathan had his nice moments (i.e. the way he treated children at various points during the race) but he was essentially a schizophrenic, extremely unsettled person. Victoria kept saying stuff like "Jonathan is great around kids, but I'm not sure I want to have children with him." On a national TV show!

On a side note, I respected Jonathan for being a GREAT competitor -- he and Victoria were a dangerous team who eliminated themselves once J lost his head and made a dumb mistake by not reading a clue properly (this sort of mistake was inevitable, really). The Weavers are dumbasses who are still on the show because the other teams are that much more incompetent than they are. This definitely increases my hatred for them.

KKKendra called for mass sterilization of Africans. Surely this takes the cake for the "most detestable comment uttered by a reality show contestant in the history of ever all-time ever ever."

MindInRewind (Barry Bruner), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 06:21 (eighteen years ago) link

Dammit Barry, you've just ruined the Bransen girls for me.

Keep the juices flowing by jangling around gentleee as you move (Leee), Wednesday, 30 November 2005 06:16 (eighteen years ago) link

The Weavers were in fine form tonight Dan, wouldn't you say?

What's with the camera operators draining people's car batteries? That's twice now. They're lucky that nobody has been eliminated because of it (although the Linzes might be in danger of it).

The Weavers getting stripped of their money had virtually no impact on their race so far. WTF? I think the only time they needed money was to get into Yellowstone.

MindInRewind (Barry Bruner), Wednesday, 30 November 2005 07:04 (eighteen years ago) link

The Weavers are fantastic villains, a class that Jonathan sort of transcended since he actually seemed (and in all likelihood was) physically dangerous and realistically you wanted him gone from the race as soon as possible.

OTOH, the Weavers are more harmless in a realistic way, but as far as TAR is concerned, you want, in a banal way, the fat one and her sister to be thrown off their horses, yet when they avoid elimination, you're grateful that they're still in the race so you can tensely keep on rooting against them. Also, they've gotten farther than Jonathan, though that only makes them more successful in a retrospective way.

I also forgot to mention from the previous episode: "Miss Latin Utah -- even better!"

Keep the juices flowing by jangling around gentleee as you move (Leee), Wednesday, 30 November 2005 07:16 (eighteen years ago) link

Weavers: we don't know anything about ice ... except ice skating!

Uh, you're headed for an *indoor* rink, you fools.

I also liked how the driver basically told them to get lost when they asked him to go fast. Montreal cab drivers are insane, you don't normally have to ask them to take you on a near-death experience through downtown Montreal.

MindInRewind (Barry Bruner), Wednesday, 14 December 2005 02:50 (eighteen years ago) link


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